Does this mean Paris Hilton is officially a porn star?

[Anonymous]

search results - iafd.com - internet adult film database (http://www.iafd.com/results.asp?searchtype=name&searchstring=paris+hilton)

IAFD recognizes her as a "performer"... along with all the other porn stars we all love so much.

I thought she had leaked a couple more tapes, though...

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

I dunno...there are so many young and gifted women working in the pron field, it seems an insult to them to refer to Paris as a performer. As I recall, the only time she seemed exited in that one video was when her cell phone rang and she jumped to answer it, bringing the...err, "proceedings" to a screeching halt. And anything shot with that crummy green and black night vision lens (the one that looks like that eighties tank arcade game Battlezone) doesn't exactly scream quality production values.


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1920/abattlezone.png (http://img707.imageshack.us/i/abattlezone.png/)

[kwame k]

Fucking loved that game....

[Dan]

You Mean PRON Star.:D

[Hardrock69]

I'll be damned....I have Battlezone on my computer. As part of an old arcade game emulator called Mame32.

The game takes all of 1 mhz in CPU processing power to run. :D I will sit and play it for an hour at a time, with the crummy sound coming through my nice Tannoy studio monitors, lol.

And Paris Hilton was someone I considered a porn chick a LONG time ago, whether the Adult Movie Database thought so or not. :D

She sure knows how to suck the coch! :D

[Anonymous]

I dunno...there are so many young and gifted women working in the pron field, it seems an insult to them to refer to Paris as a performer. As I recall, the only time she seemed exited in that one video was when her cell phone rang and she jumped to answer it, bringing the...err, "proceedings" to a screeching halt. And anything shot with that crummy green and black night vision lens (the one that looks like that eighties tank arcade game Battlezone) doesn't exactly scream quality production values.


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1920/abattlezone.png (http://img707.imageshack.us/i/abattlezone.png/)

What, you actually watched the whole thing? Fucking pervert!

You're a perverted old man, Chef.

I only watched bits of it, clicking forwards & occasionally backwards when I thought I had lost something interesting... though I never actually did.

The only good part of the movie is ruined by that piece of shit who never really could get her interested in the act of larve... seriously, you gotta wonder if it's her that is shit ion bed, or if the guy is actually such a loser that he couldn't turn on a whore...

Anyway, the shithead actually PULLS HER MOUTH from his cock! You can see she's trying to swallow, or at least get sprayed with it, but the fucking loser keeps jerking her head back... apparently, he prefers to give her a loving kiss than filling up her mouth. Problem is, she OBVIOUSLY prefers to get a mouthful to kissing that sad pathetic skid mark.

Jaysus...

Ok, she's really not my bottle of Jack, but I'd be willing to make a sacrifice to make a proper porn with her. I'll redo that last scene & end it as it should've been ended in the first place. Tell her to contact me, and we'll get on it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I'll be damned....I have Battlezone on my computer. As part of an old arcade game emulator called Mame32.

The game takes all of 1 mhz in CPU processing power to run. :D I will sit and play it for an hour at a time, with the crummy sound coming through my nice Tannoy studio monitors, lol.

And Paris Hilton was someone I considered a porn chick a LONG time ago, whether the Adult Movie Database thought so or not. :D

She sure knows how to suck the coch! :D

You can play that shit for an hour?

I'd go insane if I did that...

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

What, you actually watched the whole thing?

Nah, I simply caught the highlight reel, such as it was.


You're a perverted old man, Chef.

I have never claimed to be otherwise. :wink:

[thome]

I was given the joy and wonderment of women; the female form at a very young age.

I find them to be the only interesting thing when it comes to sexuality that turns my head.

I have all of my life collected and viewed lesbian images and solo woman figure studies; or erotic art, whatever you may call it... whatever it means to me or you.

The only vids in my spank bank are girl girl or solo playboy gatefolds truly some great work on the playboy vids.

I haven't seen any Paris any Tommy Lee and That fox Pamela... or that Kardasian thing.

You haven't seen a good porn till you watch jenna make it with another woman.

There are so many lovely women throwing down within the porn industry.

Women that outshine these TV bitches by a thousand stars.

I find these women mentioned above to be awfull and a joke. Excluding Pam of course her humor and beauty are outstanding.


I was over on freeones ( greatness personafyed) and there was a page about this just fantastic looking woman laying it all down for you and me and some cashe for herself don't get me wrong here....but half way thru the thread this jaggoff fag goes, "hey you guys got any pics of her getting fukked I would like to see some meat thrown into that....."

Your all fags.

Whatever gets you there, all I need is a beautifull woman....

More power to the lovely that doesn't make it on the TV.

[Anonymous]

You haven't seen a good porn till you watch jenna make it with another woman.

Dude, that's almost so right it's not even funny. Jenna's lesbian scenes are fucking out of this world.

But there is ONE that surpasses Jenna. She is the Alpha & Omega of porn. If she had done a scene with Jenna when Jenna was at her peak, all the cameras would've exploded. Lightning would've cracked the entire Earth's sky & mountains would've crumbled to the plains, whilst out of the waters new ranges would shoot towards the sky. A maelstrom of water would've cleansed all the filth in this world & a new day would dawn where all would be beautiful, peaceful & serene...

... because if the Gods watched Tiffany Mynx eat the shit out of Jenna, they'd be so taken aback with joyfulness that they'd stop being grumpy old arseholes & frolic again as in their youth.

Sadly, Jenna is now a shadow of her former self.

Tiffany, on the other hand...

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6620/avnadultentertainmentex.jpg

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5061/89a18tiffanymynxmonster.jpg

Dude... :hitch:

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

I was over on freeones ( greatness personafyed) and there was a page...

"Freeones"? You are joking, right? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-716.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

Bad move, dude. I hope your anti-virus and spyware protection are up to date. YIKES! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/computer-22.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Love-Smileys/)

[thome]

"Freeones"? You are joking, right? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-716.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

Bad move, dude. I hope your anti-virus and spyware protection are up to date. YIKES! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/computer-22.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Love-Smileys/)


There are a few pop-ups that are posted as porn links, but they catch them fast and yes I have to log on again every page I click on over here even at The RA..... it's a drag but... My stuff is up to date and firewalled to the max.

I have found obscure lovelies on freeones you cannot find even on a google search bla bla...




... because if the Gods watched Tiffany Mynx eat the shit out of Jenna, they'd be so taken aback with joyfulness that they'd stop being grumpy old arseholes & frolic again as in their youth.

Sadly, Jenna is now a shadow of her former self.

Jenna just need a few sammiches from casa thome and she would be just fine.

Minx is so fine..

As far as the dark skinned lovelies girls.. I cannot find enough images of this lovely without the standard "cock prop" messing up the photo...

Monique Fuentes...I would love her and Jenna to show me another party I wasn't invited to..... Arrrrgggg I ain't Cool wahhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhh


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Monique_Fuentes05.jpg

[ZahZoo]

Porn star... no. Fuckin Ho... close enough...

[Hardrock69]

THAT is true.

[thome]

I am not a pretty guy so no harsh on the way we are but ....

I wonder how fine can this woman look at 40+.

Just fine!

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/thome_2006/Monica1.jpg


I don't even care if she can cook..And I like "Honey will you make me a sammiches!!!"
lol