Another Useless Mystery Solved

[Kristy]

Just about every guy I know or work with seems to drool over "Denise" from Taco Bell. You know, the commercial where her aorta-clogging (from eating that greasy shit) stalker calls her out somehow believing she call pull some strings by giving him a 89-cent taco that will give him a triple by-pass if he scarfs enough of that preservative-layered shit down his gullet.

Allow me refresh:

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Anyhoo, just about every guy I know seems to want to tell me how they like to "do" Denise and show her what the true meaning of having a "taco" is really all about. Problem is, you's never see a girl like "Denise" at a Taco Bell. Maybe a Forever 21 or Anne Taylor (she doesn't fit the mall rat stereotype). So now as I read my e-mail it appears that every guy I know is giddy that they found out who "Denise" really is. Turns out her real name is Nicole Hayden, an actress from L.A.



Seems she is a blog storm, too

Thunder Chat: Nicole Hayden

Look for Bob to "larg" her in the upcoming months.



So no reason for this post (like most of my others) but I HAD to get this shit out of my head before I develop a tumor.

[Little Texan]

Hot girl, but her pretty face is wasted on an incredibly stupid Taco Bell commercial.

[Little Texan]

She looks like a younger version of that chick on Sex And The City...Kristin Davis, I believe?

[Panamark]

She looks like a younger version of that chick on Sex And The City...Kristin Davis, I believe?

Agree

[Igosplut]

If you're fixated about doing women in Taco bell commercials perhaps you need some more real life experiences....

[twonabomber]

the girls at the local Wendy's are much hotter than the pigs at the local Taco Bell.

[chefcraig]

Come on, it's a commercial. As a rule, it has little if anything to do with reality. Nobody seemed to be bothered when the voice of America's hero Jack Bauer from FOX's "24" started doing voice-overs for the dreaded Bank Of America, even though the guy manages to randomly torture the crap out of people on a weekly basis in order to save the planet.

Maybe I'm the exception to the rule, but I have no interest in doing "Denise", even if the opportunity magically presented itself. The fact is, given the disparity in our ages about the only thing she and I would have in common is a knowledge of the Taco Bell menu itself. Although humiliation is a normal part of life, when you get to a certain age, you simply decide not to go looking for it.

[ZahZoo]

If you're fixated about doing women in Taco bell commercials perhaps you need some more real life experiences....

Must be the lure of minimum age/wage earners...

Dated a girl that worked at a Taco Bell back in 77... free food was nice. But the smell of someone after an 8 hour shift of slinging taco grease was sickening!! Luckily she soon changed jobs to a bank... the smell of slinging money all day was much, much better!!

[Robert McCall]

Not quite my type.

[Seshmeister]

No one should be eating something for 89c, what the fuck is in that thing?

It mentions cheese but it didn't look like cheese...

Orange plastic and dog food?

[Kristy]

Orange preservative plastic.

[Anonymous]

Orange preservative plastic.

Disgusting!

Lubed, ribbed, regular, flavoured?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Kristy]

Disgusting!

Lubed, ribbed, regular, flavoured?

Cheers! :bottle:

Why ribbed of course.

[sadaist]

Until she says "89 cents", she looks like a raging bitch. Just watch the expression on her face. Like she is too good to be bothered by a customer. The first girl seems perturbed too.

"Taco Bell....come order from our pissy cashiers with too much attitude."

Neither are that hot either. I personally liked the Carls Jr girl from about a year ago.

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[Nitro Express]

I'm more into the Carl's Jr. chick as well. I like them tall, somewhat athletic, some nice curves instead of sharp edges and real. Real meaning they don't need a ton of makeup, plastic surgery, enhancements ect... to look good. If they still look good in the morning then you have a real woman.