Would You Rather?

[Candy Girl]

Here's an idea for a forum game. To play it ask a question where the next poster would have to pick one thing or the other. It needs to be a "would you rather" question. Then they write a "would you rather" question and so on. The poster could explain why they answered the way they did or not, their choice.

I'll start:

Would you rather be wanted by everyone, but impotent or be repulsive, but virile?

[thome]

How about a simple lunch first, maybe a salad or some light appetizers followed by a coffee or two....?

These city chicks are so fast .

[Sensible Shoes]

I would rather be repulsive but virile - they could always put a bag over my head and everybody would still have fun.


Next question:

You are married and your spouse has the mother from hell who needs an unproven medical procedure to save her life. It might not work, but your spouse and your kids love the woman and would be heartbroken if she died. You win just enough in the lottery to pay for the procedure. Would you rather spend the money or let her die?

[chefcraig]

Your turn, Shoes.

[LoungeMachine]

I would rather be repulsive but virile - they could always put a bag over my head and everybody would still have fun.


Next question:

You are married and your spouse has the mother from hell who needs an unproven medical procedure to save her life. It might not work, but your spouse and your kids love the woman and would be heartbroken if she died. You win just enough in the lottery to pay for the procedure. Would you rather spend the money or let her die?

Can I see something in mahogany, with maybe a silk headrest?

:gulp:


Your Choice:

Giving ace a spongebath...

or

washing a load of cadaverdog's socks

[chefcraig]

Your Choice:

Giving ace a spongebath...

or

washing a load of cadaverdog's socks

Neither, as both would require the use of tongs. Since it has taken me years of searching (as well as a considerable cash investment) in finding a worthy, dependable pair, I'm not about to corrode them in either manner.

Super Bowl tickets or a night with the porn star/actor of your choice?

[LoungeMachine]

Neither, as both would require ....

Unacceptable answer, and premature asking of next question...

Penalty for said infraction?

Choice must now include NO GLOVES

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

Quit trying to run the game. Fine, the answer is socks, as they would be far less toxic and less traumatizing to deal with than the idea of ace naked. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Surprise/surprised-004.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

Same question:

Super Bowl tickets or a night with the porn star/actor of your choice?

[VanHalener]

Can I see something in mahogany, with maybe a silk headrest?

:gulp:


Your Choice:

Giving ace a spongebath...

or

washing a load of cadaverdog's socks

We have a lot of $10 an hour day workers around here so I would hire a crew, flip a coin and let fate decide.



Super Bowl tickets or a night with the porn star/actor of your choice?

There are a ton of babes, beer, football and The Who at the Super Bowl. Keep the hooker, where's the parking pass?!


OK would you rather cut off a finger or sleep with this...
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x45/blondieydivina/Courtney%20Love/argh_courtney.jpg

[VanHalener]

Let me rephrase the question since there are many musicians in here who need their fingers...

Would you rather sleep with the Sleestak Courtney Love or be subject to waxing your own dolphin for the rest of your life.

[Sensible Shoes]

I don't understand what waxing your own dolphin means in the context of the question. But I suspect it's not an option for me. that's why this game is better played in a bar with a distinct order of players. Then you an ask them who they'd rather screw and it can be personal!!!!!

[VanHalenFan5150]

I've got a question.

Would you rather listen to the solo from Live Without A Net or a disgusting Poison "Talk Dirty To Me" solo?

[LoungeMachine]

that's why this game is better played in a bar with a distinct order of players. Then you an ask them who they'd rather screw and it can be personal!!!!!

and filled with the awkward pause..... ;)

[VanHalener]

I don't understand what waxing your own dolphin means in the context of the question. But I suspect it's not an option for me. that's why this game is better played in a bar with a distinct order of players. Then you an ask them who they'd rather screw and it can be personal!!!!!

Waxing the dolphin is getting yourself off, Shoes. ;)

well, the dolphin for life or once with Courtney?

[Blackflag]

Easy - Courtney. Going solo isn't much to look forward to.

Even the Shoe girl would choose Courtney, now that she understands the question.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes, but how do you wax the dolphin if you have no fingers? This was the quandry.

[Blackflag]

Uh...are you lacking digits? If so, there's probably some way to roll the bean with the side of your palm or something. Be creative. I can supervise if you need.

[kwame k]

I've got a question.

Would you rather listen to the solo from Live Without A Net or a disgusting Poison "Talk Dirty To Me" solo?


Who's solo from LWAN? Al's, Ed's, bass player or Spam's......

Is that the vid where Spammy does that horrible Eagle's Fly acoustically, solo?

[Sensible Shoes]

OK would you rather cut off a finger or sleep with this...

THIS is why I wouldn't have digits....

[Blackflag]

I'm so confused, but what else is new.

[Hardrock69]

I've got a question.

Would you rather listen to the solo from Live Without A Net or a disgusting Poison "Talk Dirty To Me" solo?

:barf:

[LoungeMachine]

I'm so confused, but what else is new.

nada

:gulp:

Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery.....

[Blackflag]

That's funny, I tell people to admit nothing.

[LoungeMachine]

Plausible Deniability is a good stratergy when it comes to Las Vegas, Expense Accounts, and dead hookers....... so I'm told.

:gulp:

[kwame k]

Plausible Deniability is a good stratergy when it comes to Las Vegas, Expense Accounts, and dead hookers....... so I'm told.

:gulp:

....or a good lawyer like Hunter had ;)

[VanHalenFan5150]

Who's solo from LWAN? Al's, Ed's, bass player or Spam's......

Is that the vid where Spammy does that horrible Eagle's Fly acoustically, solo?

No, Ed's guitar solo. It's actually my favorite of all of Ed's solos, actually. Hold on.

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Watch this, and, with Spammy set aside, listen to it for what it is. It's my favorite solo of Ed's.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK here's one - if you were bribed with a million dollars to do it, which outfit from the grammies would you wear? The one from Pink's performance (and you had to appear suspended over the stagte in it) or Lady Gaga's red carpet get up?

[GAR]

I think I'd take "what's so wrong with the Lady Gaga Lightning Hat" getup for one million, Shoes..

[GAR]

Would you rather a) lay down naked on a subzero NorEaster-frozen lawn for 15 seconds, or b) on a Los Angeles freeway pavement in the mid-August 110-degree heat?

[FORD]

Let me rephrase the question since there are many musicians in here who need their fingers...

Would you rather sleep with the Sleestak Courtney Love or be subject to waxing your own dolphin for the rest of your life.

Having actually made that choice in the past, I chose to wax the dolphin that night. And would do so again. :biggrin:

[GAR]

And would do so again. :biggrin:

The tone of this response hints to a daily-recurrent choice.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

would you like to leave the internets cafe and come home.
or should i break my foot off in your ass?

[Sensible Shoes]

Would you rather a) lay down naked on a subzero NorEaster-frozen lawn for 15 seconds, or b) on a Los Angeles freeway pavement in the mid-August 110-degree heat?

Duh? Which has speeding traffic? Think I could dodge the snowblower.