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FORD
02-05-2010, 02:53 PM
Report: Breast implants being used as terrorist weapons :bigboobs:

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- British intelligence agencies have reportedly monitored terrorist communications bragging that women suicide bombers have already undergone surgery to hide explosive bombs in their breast implants.

"You could certainly put a liquid of any kind in a saline device, and a gel implant theoretically could be opened and replaced with a different type of gel," said Maryland plastic surgeon Dr. Craig Person.

"I believe that any liquid in a breast implant, or any gel with a silicone-type of implant would be hard to detect with a body scanner," Person told 9NewsNow.

Terrorism experts agree.

"The federal government has not put into place any system for detecting explosives at passengers' screening checkpoints," said Larry Johnson, the Managing Director Of Berg Associates.

The flip side is more encouraging.

"What we've seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they're not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate," Johnson said

Report: Breast implants being used as terrorist weapons (watch video) | rgj.com | The Reno Gazette-Journal (http://www.rgj.com/article/20100205/NEWS12/100205013/1321/NEWS)

Well, if Larry "Flowbee" Johnson of the CIA has any involvement with this story, then it's probably bullshit. All the same though, I'll continue with my policy of preferring the tits that God Himself made:bouncing-boobs:

alexpgrimes
02-05-2010, 02:59 PM
they sure no how to hurt us americans...lol

thome
02-05-2010, 03:00 PM
There are female suicide bombers don't give them any ideas this could get thru customs, if they said the detonator was a pace maker also under the skin.

OH GOD, BOMBER TRANSEXUALS....... now that is commitment!

chefcraig
02-05-2010, 03:14 PM
So let me get this straight...terrorists are now ripping off ideas from Austin Powers movies? Okey-doke. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-327.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

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FORD
02-05-2010, 03:21 PM
So let me get this straight...terrorists are now ripping off ideas from Austin Powers movies? Okey-doke. [url=http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/]


Not all that surprising, considering they ripped off the 9-11-01 scenario from the "Lone Gunmen" :biggrin:

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chefcraig
02-05-2010, 03:31 PM
Not all that surprising, considering they ripped off the 9-11-01 scenario from the "Lone Gunmen" :biggrin:

Jokes aside, there was a Tom Clancy novel called Debt Of Honor published in 1994 that featured a disgruntled guy flying a 747 into the Capitol Building. I've always wondered...

Va Beach VH Fan
02-05-2010, 03:48 PM
Jokes aside, there was a Tom Clancy novel called Debt Of Honor published in 1994 that featured a disgruntled guy flying a 747 into the Capitol Building. I've always wondered...

Yup, good book....

kwame k
02-05-2010, 04:33 PM
Great book and Clancy goes into so much technical/background detail it's amazing. Long books but well worth the read.....

chefcraig
02-05-2010, 04:44 PM
Yup, good book....


Great book and Clancy goes into so much technical/background detail it's amazing. Long books but well worth the read.....

The series was supposed to restart with Ryan's son as the focal point in The Teeth of the Tiger, from 2003. The thing is, the book was short and left off at an odd point, as if it was a much longer book cut at the halfway point. What's more, the story has been left hanging for 7 years now, as Clancy never followed it up.

standin
02-05-2010, 05:29 PM
There are female suicide bombers don't give them any ideas this could get thru customs, if they said the detonator was a pace maker also under the skin.

OH GOD, BOMBER TRANSEXUALS....... now that is commitment!
You're an idiot.

Try reading the post.~~~

They could stuff it just about anywhere...

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YouTube - Penile implants. How do they work? - fixED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyTujCT4TAk)

thome
02-05-2010, 05:37 PM
You're an idiot.

Try reading the post.~~~

They could stuff it just about anywhere..

Butt, you could -CRAM- so much more quantity, perhaps you could turn the tide for your Muslim Comrads.



Scoop! Stop The Presses!!! headlines on the daily fishwrap.

"Big Twat expoldes and destroys South Philly!!"

Just, cause I need viagra and can't afford it doesn't mean i'm a IdioT!!!

BITEYOASS
02-05-2010, 07:18 PM
Are you sure this isn't a TSA plot to cop-a-feel on the female passengers? :D

standin
02-05-2010, 08:29 PM
Butt, you could -CRAM- so much more quantity, perhaps you could turn the tide for your Muslim Comrads.



Scoop! Stop The Presses!!! headlines on the daily fishwrap.

"Big Twat expoldes and destroys South Philly!!"

Just, cause I need viagra and can't afford it doesn't mean i'm a IdioT!!!


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