Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister launches lingerie for kids

[Dr. Love]

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Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids

Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.

Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.

The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.

She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.

The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14."

Here's a clip of this poor Emily Grace kid dressed up in a pair of fishnets and chatting about her underwear line with Miley and Noah...

We weep for the future.

WTF

[GAR]

Searching for the inner-beauty point to all this feels alot like trying to fish out the last couple green peas outta the bottom of the can with the butterknife.

[bueno bob]

Leave it to Pedo-Gar to go hunting for pictures.

Of course, I'm hardly surprised...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

them kids are dressed up like hores.what the hell is wrong with people.

[diamondsgirl]

Very odd that any parent would let their little girls out like that.

The dresses are atrocious, especially that first one. It's like something Minnie Mouse would wear. But Minnie is not a real little girl! She's a fucking mouse! and whats worse are the heels on those boots. They look like something Gene Simmons would wear! And he's not a real little girl either! He's a....a...um, whatever...

Anyway, that kid is an ER visit waiting to happen. Her ankles are going to snap.

[FORD]

This looks like an Andy Taylor thread:barf:

[GAR]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/46049-margaret_hamilton_wicked_witch_west_wizard_oz.jpg

[Panamark]

Now it sinks in, as we always suspected.
Anyone that can release a song like
"Achy Breaky Heart" is not fit to parent
children. Let alone control machinery.

That is so wrong

[Panamark]

In fact I had to delete those pics, I think that was
total borderline, bleh

[BITEYOASS]

Why didn't CBS let Bill Hicks' show "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus" on the air? We would have been saved so much fucking trouble!

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[GAR]

In fact I had to delete those pics, I think that was
total borderline, bleh

That kid's face was BLEH.

Why can't that guy keep one (1) kid out of the biz?

They got enough money.. she could be enabled to go to a good school and do anything she wants to, and have a normal life. Unless the guy's broke...

Thinking about this further I ponder my own frame of reference: little girls in my school didn't start thinking about sexy stuff 'till the summer of the 6th grade.. 3rd and 4th graders were attracted more on cutesy and funny, than sexy.

However, I was considering adopting this little girl for a garden gnome as this could redeem her from schilling lingerie while teaching her important land-management skills. I don't have many vegetables planned this spring, but then again she's not that large and probably won't eat too much so this should all work out.

Granted, I'll need the dad's written permission, of course. But if he's okay with the kiddie lingerie, certainly he's down for anything.

[LoungeMachine]

creepy.

Gar, more than the article itself....

:gulp:

[GAR]

At least I have a good use for her.

You'd probably use her for an ashtray.

[sadaist]

Q: What's the great thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?









A: There's 20 of them.



That's just so wrong. And a pic of her & other 9 year olds pole dancing? WTF?! Just take a look at the Halloween costume ads when that time comes around again. Every outfit is slut nurse, slut princess, slut fairy, slut witch, slut whatever. I thought it was bad with teenage girls, but 9? Geez.

On the bright side, young boys today won't have to work as hard to get laid during their school years as we did in ours.

[GAR]

And a pic of her & other 9 year olds pole dancing? WTF?!

I blame the dad, this is inexcusably irresponsible marketing.

[sadaist]

I blame the dad, this is inexcusably irresponsible marketing.


He's just trying to cash in on as much as he can from his daughters. Miley is nearing adulthood which means dad will be off that gravy train. Time to prime the next one. It's a disease with some of these parents.

[Sensible Shoes]

What.......the........fuck?

[Dr. Love]

good news folks, the posters on the other message board I frequent where I found this have discovered it's fake.

Still disturbing.

[Blackflag]

have discovered it's fake.

Still disturbing.

Disturbing that people still fall for stupid shit they read on the internet?

[Dr. Love]

Disturbing that people still fall for stupid shit they read on the internet?

But I double-checked the story on wikipedia!

[Blackflag]

Regardless...this was no Ketchup Thread. I'm sorry, but this was just a big fucking headfake.

[Dr. Love]

Regardless...this was no Ketchup Thread. I'm sorry, but this was just a big fucking headfake.

http://www.kevinshurtleff.com/wp-content/gallery/funny/internet_serious_business_japanese.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Regardless...this was no Ketchup Thread. I'm sorry, but this was just a big fucking headfake.

Read: disappointment to you and gar.

:gulp:

[Blackflag]

You're just bitter because you were had. Again.

[twonabomber]

In fact I had to delete those pics, I think that was
total borderline, bleh

borderline what? sure, it's an ugly kid, but if it borders on anything it's poor taste and not pornography.

[GAR]

I don't care if it's faked or not that's ONE UGLY KID!

[Panamark]

borderline what? sure, it's an ugly kid, but if it borders on anything it's poor taste and not pornography.


Did You see the pic ?

[twonabomber]

yes, i saw the pic.

would i dress my 9 year old in go-go boots and a dress slit way up the front? no. like i said, poor taste.

[Nickdfresh]

I don't care if it's faked or not that's ONE UGLY KID!

Still out of your league, you raincoat wearing fuckstump!

[BITEYOASS]

Well can we at least get around to castrating Billy Ray Cyrus before he impregnates someone else?!?!?! :pullinghair:

[Baby's On Fire]

I just creamed my jeans. Those pics are hot.

[Dan]

I just creamed my jeans. Those pics are hot.

You Are A Sick Fucker.:fufu:

[Panamark]

yes, i saw the pic.

would i dress my 9 year old in go-go boots and a dress slit way up the front? no. like i said, poor taste.

I guess as an Aussie, this stuff doesnt sit as comfortably with me as
it does you. This looks like that Jon Benet Ramsay crap where Mother's
dress up little girls like hookers and parade them around ???

I know this is totally accepted in the US. I gotta admit my gut feeling
is that all that shit with little girls is a perverts/pedo's dream.
Correct me if Im wrong.

I thought that pic was in that category.

[twonabomber]

we call the Jon Benet-like pageant kids "prostitots." i think those pageant parents are idiots trying to live their failed lives through their kids.

friend of mine got his kid into modeling at an early age, but it was all legit and fully-clothed stuff, none of that whorin' her up for pageants.

[Panamark]

"Little Miss Sunshine" is a funny take on all that, if you havent seen it..
actually the old VW combi steals the show !

[VanHalenFan5150]

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WTF

Not only are the girls UGLY, they look like the women you see in 14th street around here...

[ZahZoo]

I guess as an Aussie, this stuff doesnt sit as comfortably with me as
it does you. This looks like that Jon Benet Ramsay crap where Mother's
dress up little girls like hookers and parade them around ???

I know this is totally accepted in the US. I gotta admit my gut feeling
is that all that shit with little girls is a perverts/pedo's dream.
Correct me if Im wrong.

I thought that pic was in that category.

I'd have to say no, it's not totally accepted here in the US...

There may be a very small percentage that think it's ok to dress up little girls in slut-wear and publically parade them around. But most regular/decent parents wouldn't even consider it.

Problem you have is media and advertisers that push the limits of taste and morality just to gain attention. The kids are innundated with this on the net, TV, movies and all.

Regardless of all that kids get exposed to... as parents we have to temper it and make choices to allow them only so much freedom with hard lines that won't be crossed. I have 3 daughters and it's not easy, but we'll be damned if let them go outside a comfotable realm for their age no matter how popular it is. It's tough but that's what you got to do...

[chefcraig]

I'd have to say no, it's not totally accepted here in the US...

There may be a very small percentage that think it's ok to dress up little girls in slut-wear and publically parade them around. But most regular/decent parents wouldn't even consider it.

Problem you have is media and advertisers that push the limits of taste and morality just to gain attention. The kids are innundated with this on the net, TV, movies and all.

Regardless of all that kids get exposed to... as parents we have to temper it and make choices to allow them only so much freedom with hard lines that won't be crossed. I have 3 daughters and it's not easy, but we'll be damned if let them go outside a comfotable realm for their age no matter how popular it is. It's tough but that's what you got to do...

Indeed. For for every crassly irresponsible "pageant" that is willing to exploit these kids, you have several parents that are willing to sign up for the treatment to further the "career" of their offspring. The behavior is so warped that The Learning Channel (TLC) has devoted a tv series to the subject, called Toddlers and Tiaras (http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/toddlers-tiaras/about-toddlers-and-tiaras.html). It really is a downright creepy thing to witness.

[kwame k]

Then there's the parents that dress their kids like little versions of mommy "Slut".

When the 4th grade school, my step-daughter was going to, sent a letter home saying there was a dress code and among the things were, no bare midriff, excessive make-up and thigh length skirts....it was a WTF moment.

I was so appalled at these parents that we ended up putting her in a different school.

[Nitro Express]

Now it sinks in, as we always suspected.
Anyone that can release a song like
"Achy Breaky Heart" is not fit to parent
children. Let alone control machinery.

That is so wrong

LOL! Come on, have some more moonshine and cuddle with daddy.:biggrin:

[binnie]

Sometimes the world scares me a little.....

[Dan]

Sometimes the world scares me a little.....

Sometimes You Scare Us.:D