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Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 04:39 PM
First up...

David Coverdale & Tawney Kitaen
Then... http://sp7.fotolog.com/photo/55/19/45/80sglam/1208888194_f.jpg

Now...http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/David_Coverdale_-_Voice_Praise/david_coverdale_001_061009.jpg http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/KitaenTawny.jpg

Mick Mars
Then...
http://www.vintagekramer.com/catalog/mick3.jpg

Now...
http://edrooneysrevenge.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mick20mars1.jpg

Heidi Fleiss
Then...
http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_News/_SLIDESHOWS/FamousProstitutionScandals/heidi_fleiss_600x400.jpg

Now...
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/05/20/tl_heidi_fleiss.jpg

chefcraig
02-11-2010, 04:48 PM
Bozo The Clown

Then...
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/631/bozop.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/bozop.jpg/)

Now...
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/200/abozo2.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/abozo2.jpg/)

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 04:55 PM
Homerun there Chef !!! :biggrin:

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 04:56 PM
What about this clown

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bret-main.jpg


http://www.nndb.com/people/788/000108464/bret-michaels.jpg


Fucker's always been an ugly beast, but geez! Bret, lose the ridiculous rug and do-rag. And quit holdin' yer mouth like that. You have the lips of a fucking grouper.

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 05:11 PM
Bret Michaels still a talentless douche after all these years...

<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JocPcYBCN18&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JocPcYBCN18&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 05:13 PM
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/brets-wig-1.jpg



Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 05:16 PM
:cough:very ghey:cough: :turninggay:

chefcraig
02-11-2010, 05:31 PM
Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

Separated at birth? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-423.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/facebook-smileys.html)

Brett Michaels

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6641/bretswig1.jpg (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/bretswig1.jpg/)

Fergie

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5726/fergieb.jpg (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/fergieb.jpg/)

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 05:43 PM
WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 05:47 PM
Lookit this moron! :barf:


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/happo_no_giri/zakkwylde1988.jpghttp://rockinandblogin.com/hardasrock/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zakk-wylde.jpg

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 05:56 PM
Don't let him fool ya. He's still the same poser inside...
Jeff Wiedlandt full on gorilla shred.

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 06:01 PM
Jack Russell of Great White
Then...
http://www.rockshoppe.com/pinups/rock_pinup/r_jackr2.jpg

Now...
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/02/28/image542365g.jpg

Is it me, or is Jack looking more and more like Rodney Dangerfield?!

chefcraig
02-11-2010, 06:02 PM
That goober from Warrant didn't survive the test of time intact, either...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1045/janilanehorror.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/janilanehorror.jpg/)

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 06:04 PM
Don't let him fool ya. He's still the same poser inside...



Oh, no. Fucker's a FAR worse poser now.

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 06:14 PM
Oh, no. Fucker's a FAR worse poser now.

Dimebag wannabe. The dude is uber cheesy ,imo...

He's the WWE of Metal. And what's the deal with the "chapters" bullshit?
Jeff BLS is a band NOT a motorcycle club. I've never even seen a picture of him riding a motorcycle, ffs !

MAX
02-11-2010, 06:15 PM
Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

That's some funny shit there Sparkie!!!

I'm glad someone thinks this tool's as big of a poser jackass as I always have!!!

MAX
02-11-2010, 06:16 PM
This thread's funny as fuck!!! :D

LMAO @ "goober" I haven't heard that one in ages. :lmao:

sadaist
02-11-2010, 06:18 PM
Poor Mick Mars :(

Still love him. You guys ever see what he looked like BEFORE Crue? Before the evil look, black hair, makeup, etc... He used to have a couple pics at his website, but I can't find them now. Big difference.

Diamondjimi
02-11-2010, 06:20 PM
Poor Mick Mars :(

Still love him. You guys ever see what he looked like BEFORE Crue? Before the evil look, black hair, makeup, etc... He used to have a couple pics at his website, but I can't find them now. Big difference.

You mean back when his name was Bob Deal?;)

http://www.mick-mars.com/photos/04th.jpg

http://www.mick-mars.com/photos/10.jpg

(Notice the drummer upsidedown. I wonder who gave Crue the idea? )

sadaist
02-11-2010, 06:24 PM
Mick Mars

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~cruekiss/images/pre81mm.jpg

sadaist
02-11-2010, 06:28 PM
Amy Winehouse?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/winehouse_468x524.jpg

http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg

sadaist
02-11-2010, 06:32 PM
DLR & EVH.

Sure we had some rough patches in the years between the pictures, but it's all about the future...not the pasture.

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/vanhalen1980.jpg
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/1/7/5/17325713-17325716-slarge.jpg

kwame k
02-11-2010, 06:37 PM
WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

sadaist
02-11-2010, 06:44 PM
Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

I thought he was on the Yngwie diet. Fuckin' Fury on the menu every night.


http://www.electricguitarplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yngwie308.jpg

http://www.gapnap.com/wp-content/uploads/Feb%202009/Yngwie-Malmsteen-Perpetual-Flame.jpg

SparkieD
02-11-2010, 06:52 PM
Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=5374503581463563965&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>

kwame k
02-11-2010, 06:57 PM
You mean Flurries every night, not fury, right? ;)

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/flurry.jpg

sadaist
02-11-2010, 07:03 PM
Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=5374503581463563965&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>

HAHAHAHA! The security guard had one. That's hilarious.

Those poor girls going into the elevator with Yngwie didn't really look all too thrilled about it.

Dan
02-11-2010, 07:11 PM
Amy Winehouse?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/winehouse_468x524.jpg

http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg

WOOF.:hitch:

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 03:12 AM
Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=5374503581463563965&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>

AHAHAHAHAHaaa, that is a classic. Dimebag always loved to roll film. Caught a classic that night!
Yngwie obviously didn't know who Dime was at that point in time...
Great find Sparkie!;)

Cheers!

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 03:19 AM
Hey WTF happened to the Coverdale "now" pic in the first post? WTF?

Guess it's link has been slashed..
Here's a recent one of the old geeza.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff174/VegasRocksMagazine/David01.jpg

Dan
02-12-2010, 03:28 AM
Coverdale Still Fucking Rocks.:D

17/09/2009 Chicago.

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 03:47 AM
Meh...

From what I've seen recently his voice has pretty seen better days.(Even with the band playing everything a whole step down in tuning, he struggles and seems to let the audience do the singing for him...)

Dan
02-12-2010, 03:53 AM
Well,The Band Did Play Their Ass Off When I Saw Them,Just Before His Voice Went To Shit.:D

He Did Toast To The Peeps To Say He Was A US Citizen.:D

Nitro Express
02-12-2010, 04:01 AM
Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

I thought Yngwie had taken up singing.

Nitro Express
02-12-2010, 04:11 AM
HAHAHAHA! The security guard had one. That's hilarious.

Those poor girls going into the elevator with Yngwie didn't really look all too thrilled about it.

No kidding. Yngwie had drugs and money and they wanted drugs and money but had to get their asses cracked by Yngwie to get the pay off. We've all had shitty jobs we hated and only did for money. Pleasuring Yngwie unfortunately was theirs.

BITEYOASS
02-12-2010, 01:23 PM
Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=5374503581463563965&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>

What a disrespectful fuck Yngwie is! He doesn't even accept a doughnut from Dimebag and has to act like an asshole towards him. What a fuckin Swedish Cunt!

diamondsgirl
02-12-2010, 01:30 PM
Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

Sabby was a hottie back in the day. Not too bad now, IMO. Just needs to drop some weight. His face still looks OK. Unlike Coverdale. :biggrin:

SparkieD
02-12-2010, 02:10 PM
Sabby was a hottie back in the day. Not too bad now, IMO. Just needs to drop some weight. His face still looks OK. Unlike Coverdale. :biggrin:

Bas had the ultimate hair way back. WTF happened?

Coverdale's a prick and always looked like shit.

kwame k
02-12-2010, 03:08 PM
Fuck it...I'm going to pick the low hanging fruit on this one.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/krich-young.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/mrkeithrichards.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:21 PM
Fuck it...I'm going to pick the low hanging fruit on this one.



Two can play at that game buckaroo.......

http://www.morethings.com/music/costello/elvis_costello_pictures/elvis_costello_as_herman_munster.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/elvis_costello-gal.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:24 PM
The fruits on the ground on this one....

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/19/leifgarrett.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:27 PM
Ooof...

http://www.hificlub.co.kr/upn/0905/brd_10151/Boy_George.jpg

http://image.24ur.com/media/images/600xX/Jan2009/60243022.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:28 PM
How could you overlook this guy?

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/robertplant1prauls.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ju31xKNqtNs/SjFjU7ECwgI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/o6XXvhKUExA/s400/cryptkeeper.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:31 PM
And Taylor Swift's own idol..?

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevienicks.jpghttp://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/04/stevie-nicks2-020208-450px.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:33 PM
http://www.broadway.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/demi-lovato.jpg

...and 10 years from now

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:33 PM
Skankaroo...

http://www.lindsaylohanpics.org/images/Lindsay_Lohan14.jpg

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lindsay-lohan-old.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:37 PM
ZAP!

http://www.nolte.co.uk/posters/moviemarket-nick-nolte-photograph-1.jpg

http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nick-nolte-ba-copy.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:40 PM
oh, and the Dexy dude...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/RsXAzYyRKAI/AAAAAAAADYI/oiKqaghh6VM/s400/rowland.jpghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/music/soulbritannia/images/g_kevinrowland.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:41 PM
Waazoooo.

http://www.alhazan.com/images/phil-spector.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IPSOmRdlS0Q/SjEKzgnwzxI/AAAAAAAABGA/3NGE0iAMhjc/s400/phil+spector+booking+photo+mug+shot+bald.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:43 PM
One last one, I swear.


http://www.jellyhaus.co.uk/jellyhausblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-score.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0807_memba_flock_reveal.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:44 PM
Tatum, where are you??

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/ryan-oneal.jpg

http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_ryan_oneal_090507_m2.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 03:50 PM
Cheers!

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/01-07/kirstie-alley-tom-cruise-scientology.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2qgNjtBY8E/SgWDAXZgVOI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xR77SOo79kk/s400/kirstie-alley_jenny%2520craig.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 03:50 PM
Tatum, where are you??

http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_ryan_oneal_090507_m2.jpg

He looks like William Shatner. lol

MAX
02-12-2010, 03:52 PM
And Taylor Swift's own idol..?

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevienicks.jpghttp://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/04/stevie-nicks2-020208-450px.jpg

:rolleyes:


Stevie looks good for her age. Fuck, she's in her sixties.

Terry
02-12-2010, 03:54 PM
best thread in ages

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:54 PM
I lied.


The dude form Kansas
http://www.philmages.com/08%20Classic%20Rock%20Concerts/Kansas/KAN04%20Kerry%20Livgren.JPGhttp://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16243/images/KLivgren%281%29.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:55 PM
:rolleyes:


Stevie looks good for her age. Fuck, she's in her sixties.

Stevie did look good. Cocaine and Clonazepam takes it toll on everyone, I'm afraid.

kwame k
02-12-2010, 03:58 PM
This one's too easy.......

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/mj.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 03:59 PM
http://home.cogeco.ca/~mansion/anderson1.jpghttp://www.freewebs.com/demon_knight_kick_it_spot/Crypty.jpeg

Okay, so it was funny the first time around. Still, uncanny isn't it?

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:00 PM
http://home.cogeco.ca/~mansion/anderson1.jpghttp://www.freewebs.com/demon_knight_kick_it_spot/Crypty.jpeg

Okay, so it was funny the first time around.

It was? :confused:

I never found it funny when it was overdone back during the 2002 Sam and Dave tour when all of the Hagaritas kept doing it of Dave. Even though I agreed Dave's hair was a match at the time.

Kristy
02-12-2010, 04:05 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/SS2HMb0Kh0I/AAAAAAAAAeg/tXC3q00HlNA/s400/Steven-Seagal--C10056290.jpghttp://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/seagal8.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 04:10 PM
Wackaxl....

http://www.mademeclothing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/axl_rose_011.jpg

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/axl-rose-guns-n-roses.jpg

kwame k
02-12-2010, 04:15 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/megthen.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/meg-ryan-g000x0509x629.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 04:19 PM
Meg doesn't look too bad when you discount her one-dimensional acting skills and the monotonous roles she keeps on playing.

Kristy
02-12-2010, 04:22 PM
Guess this one

http://static.episode39.it/artist/3268.jpghttp://latimes.image2.trb.com/lanews/media/photo/2009-03/45545553.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
02-12-2010, 04:26 PM
dammit, quien es?

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:26 PM
Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:27 PM
Guess this one

http://static.episode39.it/artist/3268.jpghttp://latimes.image2.trb.com/lanews/media/photo/2009-03/45545553.jpg

Mary Stewart Masterson? Is that her name? :confused:

Either too much booze, too much coke, too many ciggys, too much sun or a combination of all four!!!

kwame k
02-12-2010, 04:29 PM
Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg

Looks like she went to the same plastic surgeon as Tawny Kitaen.

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:30 PM
More cosmetic botchery...

Mickey Rourke.

Then:

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mickey-rourke.jpg


Now:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8FooPlOPJHI/S0pxsOo2rJI/AAAAAAAAB-4/he0c8ZPNqqk/s400/Mickey+Rourke+Plastic+Surgery.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:31 PM
Meg doesn't look too bad when you discount her one-dimensional acting skills and the monotonous roles she keeps on playing.

Her lips are fucked up.

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 04:37 PM
The plastic surgery thing is quite sad when you think about it. Pure vanity and a simple case of survival in Hollywood...

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 04:40 PM
Priscilla Presley
Then:
http://www.bartcop.com/priscilla-presley-12.jpg

Now:
http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-now.jpg

chefcraig
02-12-2010, 04:47 PM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5107/ameg.jpg (http://img502.imageshack.us/i/ameg.jpg/)

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2550/ajackn.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/ajackn.jpg/)

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:47 PM
LMAO!!!

then:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/9120969/Paul+Stanley+16++Kiss+Before.jpg


Now:


http://edrooneysrevenge.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/paulstanley.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:48 PM
Priscilla Presley
Then:
http://www.bartcop.com/priscilla-presley-12.jpg

Now:
http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-now.jpg

Beat me to her cos she was next on my list.

What a shame.

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:52 PM
The plastic surgery thing is quite sad when you think about it. Pure vanity and a simple case of survival in Hollywood...

That's why I balk at the mention of Keith Richards in this thread. Fuck, if we were to have a nuclear hoolocast, the only things that would still endure would be Keith and cockroaches.

Gotta hand it to him for still breathing. He's indestructible. I mean, he looks the part and doesn't give a fuck.

Think of snorting his ashes when he's gone. I'd bet money it would get a blue whale high!!!

Diamondjimi
02-12-2010, 04:53 PM
Wackaxl....

http://www.mademeclothing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/axl_rose_011.jpg

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/axl-rose-guns-n-roses.jpg

Or this one...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Axl%20Pics/Axl_2010/079dm6o.jpg

sadaist
02-12-2010, 04:53 PM
http://image.24ur.com/media/images/600xX/Jan2009/60243022.jpg


Hmmm....could be this kids dad.


http://blog.wired.com/biotech/images/cartman.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 04:57 PM
Or this one...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Axl%20Pics/Axl_2010/079dm6o.jpg

Holy Shit!!!
He looks like Hagar's little brother!!!

chefcraig
02-12-2010, 04:59 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9361/sylvesterstallonerockyi.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/i/sylvesterstallonerockyi.jpg/)

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4192/sylvesterstallonespx007.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/sylvesterstallonespx007.jpg/)

MAX
02-12-2010, 05:02 PM
Dunno if Michael Jackson loaned him some bleach or what the fuck? Maybe it was the roids, dunno?

Sammy Sosa

Then:

http://eurthisnthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sammy15a.jpg


Now:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15343/images/resized_Sammy_Sosa_Skin_Lightening_Photo_500x637.j pg

chefcraig
02-12-2010, 05:09 PM
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6064/acartop.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/acartop.jpg/)

kwame k
02-12-2010, 05:14 PM
Her lips are fucked up.

Exactly, who in the fuck started the trend in Hollywood to put as much of your ass as possible into your lips......it not only looks fake as fuck but really ruins what is otherwise a pretty face.

Kristy
02-12-2010, 05:15 PM
Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg


Don't know if I'm fully buying into this one, Looks way too creepy to be true.

Kristy
02-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Samantha Mathis

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e279/Pryme54/Celebrities/SamanthaMathis.jpghttp://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3620/19_2007/olivia.jpg

Way too much Christian Slater dick destroyed her looks AND career.

MAX
02-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Another stretched face tagedy. :(

http://dallasjr.free.fr/images/princip14.jpg

http://celebitchfest.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/article-1079141-0226c310000005dc-445_224x4711.jpg

Kristy
02-12-2010, 05:22 PM
Finally...


http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/91/Image/Tom-Petty-bnr04.jpghttp://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/George+Harrison+Honored+Hollywood+Walk+Fame+IcMfCN aG3Wjl.jpg

kwame k
02-12-2010, 05:26 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/Actor-ValKilmer-img781.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/val_kilmer_92xBA.jpg

MAX
02-12-2010, 05:39 PM
DG reminded me of this freakish human experiment gone morbidly wrong...

That Dead or Alive singer from the 80's and apparantly the thing didn't have a sex change.

FUCKING FRIGHT NIGHT!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dUbH4ULtLT4/SAqw6Q1PAnI/AAAAAAAAAJk/jYUewMGkg2w/s320/pete1.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42553000/jpg/_42553983_pete_burns_getty_203long.jpg

Little Texan
02-12-2010, 05:51 PM
Kenny Rogers

Then:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/LIFPOD/5995808.jpg

Now:
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/kenny_rogers_030409/kenny_rogers_2357844.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dtIlq_4T46Q/SFGnrtFltKI/AAAAAAAAAaA/u-7bZ0-9RcE/s400/papa+smurf.jpg

Little Texan
02-12-2010, 06:10 PM
Dolly Parton

Then:

http://www.wowowow.com/files/imagecache/300x/2009_0511_getty_dolly_partonCROP.jpg





Now:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/94/92/dolly_parton_narrowweb_300x453_0.0.0.0x0.300x453.j peg

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/parton.jpg

http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/twistedsister409.jpg

ace diamond
02-12-2010, 07:41 PM
dolly is not dee fucking snider!
dee looks better.

sadaist
02-12-2010, 08:03 PM
And sometimes there is the exception to the rules. Age has made her look better.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0508_morgan_fairchild_getty_02.jpg

sadaist
02-12-2010, 08:05 PM
And this one has stayed beautiful with age. Who would have thought that out of all the Hollywood starlets out there, Kelly Bundy would end up the classiest?

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/Kelly%20Bundy.jpg

http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2008/11/christina-applegate.jpg

Igosplut
02-12-2010, 08:20 PM
[/IMG]
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/val_kilmer_92xBA.jpg

Is that really val?

That's not necessarily bad for age, just so different...

chefcraig
02-12-2010, 08:25 PM
Finally...


http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/91/Image/Tom-Petty-bnr04.jpghttp://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/George+Harrison+Honored+Hollywood+Walk+Fame+IcMfCN aG3Wjl.jpg

Not much of a comparison, as both photos were taken recently. Here's a shot of the band from the mid seventies.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2584/atomp.jpg (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/atomp.jpg/)

kwame k
02-12-2010, 08:28 PM
Is that really val?

That's not necessarily bad for age, just so different...

Yeah, he packed on a ton of weight. Not sure how old that pic is, though.

Sensible Shoes
02-12-2010, 09:37 PM
Here's some suggestions for those of you who can post big photos.

Pam Anderson
any of the other baywatch babes
David Hasselhoff
Bruce Willis
Demi Moore
Clint Eastwood
Jack Nicholson
Al Pacino
Sharon Stone
Liza Minelli
Brigitte Bardot
Loni Anderson
Kim Basinger
Diana Ross
Tina Turner
Jan Michael Vincent

Seshmeister
02-12-2010, 09:47 PM
At what point does Christina Ricci's makeup become fraudulent?

Could you sue in the morning? :)

http://www.hey-dollface.com/images/christinaricci_without_makeup.jpg

Terry
02-12-2010, 09:53 PM
The thing now is that so many aging celebs have undergone plastic surgery that it almost looks odd seeing one who didn't.

Terry
02-12-2010, 09:54 PM
At what point does Christina Ricci's makeup become fraudulent?

Could you sue in the morning? :)

http://www.hey-dollface.com/images/christinaricci_without_makeup.jpg


Dude, you'd be too busy the next morning begging her to let you suck on those titties one last time to even remember your name, much less your lawyer's phone number;)

Sensible Shoes
02-12-2010, 10:22 PM
Not just makeup, not just facelifts - PHOTOSHOP. Do not forget PHOTOSHOP

FORD
02-12-2010, 11:59 PM
WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

I think he did it on purpose, so he could get on another VH1 "reality" show. Apparently Sebastian is on the new season of "Celebrity FAT Club". Along with Bobby Brown and Titney Spears' ex Kevin Whatshisass :biggrin:

diamondsgirl
02-13-2010, 02:14 AM
Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi

kwame k
02-13-2010, 02:18 AM
Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi


Damn, he all ready looks embalmed.......

diamondsgirl
02-13-2010, 02:22 AM
I am NOT saying Joan looks BAD. (I have to be careful or Max will get angry if I criticize his "girl" )

I am just saying she has been worked on. LOL. I still think she is attractive, but she looks quite different to me. Especially around the eyes and mouth. And not just older. Just sayin'.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/ScxCUBbt58I/AAAAAAAAUYk/XnG-tkXcJcA/s400/joan%2Bjett.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/songwriters_hall_of_fame_3_200608/joan_jett_1932304.jpg

diamondsgirl
02-13-2010, 02:33 AM
Dave went full circle, IMO. I think he had a little (minimal) sumthin sumthin done around his eyes and nose. But, I think he had only the best surgeons, because he turned out mint!! And, he knew when to say when. Thats the key.

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-11-13-mike-anthony/17_david-lee-roth.jpghttp://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/11/07/1194490771_1446/529w.jpg

Anonymous
02-13-2010, 01:30 PM
Back then... oh, baby...

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4370/cindycrawford.jpg

Mid forties, a boatload of kids... oh momma!!!

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8030/cindycrawford2.jpg

I'd STILL marry her. Sober.

Cheers! :bottle:

Diamondjimi
02-15-2010, 06:46 PM
Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi


Damn, he all ready looks embalmed.......

:lmao:

My thoughts exactly...

Diamondjimi
02-15-2010, 06:48 PM
I am NOT saying Joan looks BAD. (I have to be careful or Max will get angry if I criticize his "girl" )

I am just saying she has been worked on. LOL. I still think she is attractive, but she looks quite different to me. Especially around the eyes and mouth. And not just older. Just sayin'.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/ScxCUBbt58I/AAAAAAAAUYk/XnG-tkXcJcA/s400/joan%2Bjett.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/songwriters_hall_of_fame_3_200608/joan_jett_1932304.jpg

I don't think she's ever looked better than she does now. Yes I'd hit it!

Diamondjimi
02-15-2010, 06:49 PM
And sometimes there is the exception to the rules. Age has made her look better.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0508_morgan_fairchild_getty_02.jpg

Better than ever.
Mmm yes...:sex:

VAiN
02-15-2010, 07:30 PM
Bozo The Clown

Then...
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/631/bozop.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/bozop.jpg/)

Now...
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/200/abozo2.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/abozo2.jpg/)

Damn chef, you nailed it! Bravo, sir... :biggrin:

Susie Q
02-15-2010, 10:51 PM
Most excellent and fun thread you guys got going here! Fun to see the comparisons n' such.:)

Diamondjimi
02-15-2010, 10:55 PM
DG reminded me of this freakish human experiment gone morbidly wrong...

That Dead or Alive singer from the 80's and apparantly the thing didn't have a sex change.

FUCKING FRIGHT NIGHT!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dUbH4ULtLT4/SAqw6Q1PAnI/AAAAAAAAAJk/jYUewMGkg2w/s320/pete1.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42553000/jpg/_42553983_pete_burns_getty_203long.jpg

I'm not surprised in the least!:biggrin:

chefcraig
02-16-2010, 09:01 AM
I don't think she's ever looked better than she does now. Yes I'd hit it!

Problem is Dj, she hits for the other team.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

Diamondjimi
02-18-2010, 08:31 PM
Problem is Dj, she hits for the other team.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

I think she digs dick once in a while, but it's quite obvious she loves pussy...;)

<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TpOgHzoO76c&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TpOgHzoO76c&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>

chefcraig
02-18-2010, 08:39 PM
I think she digs dick once in a while, but it's quite obvious she loves pussy...;)

So you agreed with me, yet growned me anyway. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Cool-Smileys/)

Diamondjimi
02-19-2010, 11:23 PM
So you agreed with me, yet growned me anyway. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Cool-Smileys/)

Sorry, there's one back to ya. Sometimes I click without looking and realizing I used up my "thanks" for the day only to blindly hit the groan button.
Groans are usually reserved for trolls...:biggrin:

My bad...

binnie
02-20-2010, 01:39 PM
Pamela Anderson

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/pamela%20anderson%20canadian%20seal%20hunt.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0320_pamela_anderson_x17.jpg

binnie
02-20-2010, 01:39 PM
If I ever meet Pamela, I will have to thank her for helping me through adolescence.....

binnie
02-20-2010, 01:43 PM
Courtney Cox. I always thought she was the hottest girl in Friends....

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/friends/image/courteney-cox-2.jpg

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dirt/images/courtney-cox-1.jpg

binnie
02-20-2010, 01:44 PM
She's aged, but I think she looks good on it.....

Terry
02-20-2010, 01:52 PM
Courtney Cox. I always thought she was the hottest girl in Friends....

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/friends/image/courteney-cox-2.jpg

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dirt/images/courtney-cox-1.jpg

Especially around 1996/1997.

Like, that pudknocker David Arquette must have a pretty big bit of business to end up with her...Cox always had a nice, freshly-scrubbed look about her.

Looks like the beginnings of trout-mouth in those current pics, although I don't find the idea of an older woman with a fish-fleshed look surrounding her chompers chomper gobblin' on my knobblin' altogether unsatisfactory...

Then again, I have been known to skull-fuck my Big Mouthed Billy Bass now and again when the missus steps out.

Hey, fuck you. That singing, wall-mounted tart was practically begging for it!