Rockers and Celebs- Then & Now...

[Diamondjimi]

First up...

David Coverdale & Tawney Kitaen
Then... http://sp7.fotolog.com/photo/55/19/45/80sglam/1208888194_f.jpg

Now...http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/David_Coverdale_-_Voice_Praise/david_coverdale_001_061009.jpg http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/KitaenTawny.jpg

Mick Mars
Then...
http://www.vintagekramer.com/catalog/mick3.jpg

Now...
http://edrooneysrevenge.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mick20mars1.jpg

Heidi Fleiss
Then...
http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_News/_SLIDESHOWS/FamousProstitutionScandals/heidi_fleiss_600x400.jpg

Now...
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/05/20/tl_heidi_fleiss.jpg

[chefcraig]

Bozo The Clown

Then...
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/631/bozop.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/bozop.jpg/)

Now...
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/200/abozo2.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/abozo2.jpg/)

[Diamondjimi]

Homerun there Chef !!! :biggrin:

[SparkieD]

What about this clown

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bret-main.jpg


http://www.nndb.com/people/788/000108464/bret-michaels.jpg


Fucker's always been an ugly beast, but geez! Bret, lose the ridiculous rug and do-rag. And quit holdin' yer mouth like that. You have the lips of a fucking grouper.

[Diamondjimi]

Bret Michaels still a talentless douche after all these years...

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[SparkieD]

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/brets-wig-1.jpg



Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

[Diamondjimi]

:cough:very ghey:cough: :turninggay:

[chefcraig]

Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

Separated at birth? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-423.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/facebook-smileys.html)

Brett Michaels

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6641/bretswig1.jpg (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/bretswig1.jpg/)

Fergie

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5726/fergieb.jpg (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/fergieb.jpg/)

[SparkieD]

WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

[SparkieD]

Lookit this moron! :barf:


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/happo_no_giri/zakkwylde1988.jpghttp://rockinandblogin.com/hardasrock/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zakk-wylde.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Don't let him fool ya. He's still the same poser inside...
Jeff Wiedlandt full on gorilla shred.

[Diamondjimi]

Jack Russell of Great White
Then...
http://www.rockshoppe.com/pinups/rock_pinup/r_jackr2.jpg

Now...
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/02/28/image542365g.jpg

Is it me, or is Jack looking more and more like Rodney Dangerfield?!

[chefcraig]

That goober from Warrant didn't survive the test of time intact, either...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1045/janilanehorror.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/janilanehorror.jpg/)

[SparkieD]

Don't let him fool ya. He's still the same poser inside...



Oh, no. Fucker's a FAR worse poser now.

[Diamondjimi]

Oh, no. Fucker's a FAR worse poser now.

Dimebag wannabe. The dude is uber cheesy ,imo...

He's the WWE of Metal. And what's the deal with the "chapters" bullshit?
Jeff BLS is a band NOT a motorcycle club. I've never even seen a picture of him riding a motorcycle, ffs !

[MAX]

Ewww! Even the wig's embarrassed. Somebody toss that fish a line already!

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

That's some funny shit there Sparkie!!!

I'm glad someone thinks this tool's as big of a poser jackass as I always have!!!

[MAX]

This thread's funny as fuck!!! :D

LMAO @ "goober" I haven't heard that one in ages. :lmao:

[sadaist]

Poor Mick Mars :(

Still love him. You guys ever see what he looked like BEFORE Crue? Before the evil look, black hair, makeup, etc... He used to have a couple pics at his website, but I can't find them now. Big difference.

[Diamondjimi]

Poor Mick Mars :(

Still love him. You guys ever see what he looked like BEFORE Crue? Before the evil look, black hair, makeup, etc... He used to have a couple pics at his website, but I can't find them now. Big difference.

You mean back when his name was Bob Deal?;)

http://www.mick-mars.com/photos/04th.jpg

http://www.mick-mars.com/photos/10.jpg

(Notice the drummer upsidedown. I wonder who gave Crue the idea? )

[sadaist]

Mick Mars

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~cruekiss/images/pre81mm.jpg

[sadaist]

Amy Winehouse?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/winehouse_468x524.jpg

http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg

[sadaist]

DLR & EVH.

Sure we had some rough patches in the years between the pictures, but it's all about the future...not the pasture.

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/vanhalen1980.jpg
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/1/7/5/17325713-17325716-slarge.jpg

[kwame k]

WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

[sadaist]

Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

I thought he was on the Yngwie diet. Fuckin' Fury on the menu every night.


http://www.electricguitarplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yngwie308.jpg

http://www.gapnap.com/wp-content/uploads/Feb%202009/Yngwie-Malmsteen-Perpetual-Flame.jpg

[SparkieD]

Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


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[kwame k]

You mean Flurries every night, not fury, right? ;)

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/flurry.jpg

[sadaist]

Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


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HAHAHAHA! The security guard had one. That's hilarious.

Those poor girls going into the elevator with Yngwie didn't really look all too thrilled about it.

[Dan]

Amy Winehouse?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/winehouse_468x524.jpg

http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/amy_winehouse_4_wenn1832955.jpg

WOOF.:hitch:

[Diamondjimi]

Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


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AHAHAHAHAHaaa, that is a classic. Dimebag always loved to roll film. Caught a classic that night!
Yngwie obviously didn't know who Dime was at that point in time...
Great find Sparkie!;)

Cheers!

[Diamondjimi]

Hey WTF happened to the Coverdale "now" pic in the first post? WTF?

Guess it's link has been slashed..
Here's a recent one of the old geeza.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff174/VegasRocksMagazine/David01.jpg

[Dan]

Coverdale Still Fucking Rocks.:D

17/09/2009 Chicago.

[Diamondjimi]

Meh...

From what I've seen recently his voice has pretty seen better days.(Even with the band playing everything a whole step down in tuning, he struggles and seems to let the audience do the singing for him...)

[Dan]

Well,The Band Did Play Their Ass Off When I Saw Them,Just Before His Voice Went To Shit.:D

He Did Toast To The Peeps To Say He Was A US Citizen.:D

[Nitro Express]

Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

I thought Yngwie had taken up singing.

[Nitro Express]

HAHAHAHA! The security guard had one. That's hilarious.

Those poor girls going into the elevator with Yngwie didn't really look all too thrilled about it.

No kidding. Yngwie had drugs and money and they wanted drugs and money but had to get their asses cracked by Yngwie to get the pay off. We've all had shitty jobs we hated and only did for money. Pleasuring Yngwie unfortunately was theirs.

[BITEYOASS]

Fuckin' doughnuts on the menu every night! Looks like the motherfucker lied!!!


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What a disrespectful fuck Yngwie is! He doesn't even accept a doughnut from Dimebag and has to act like an asshole towards him. What a fuckin Swedish Cunt!

[diamondsgirl]

Looks like McDonald's happened to him, in a Super Sized kinda way.

Sabby was a hottie back in the day. Not too bad now, IMO. Just needs to drop some weight. His face still looks OK. Unlike Coverdale. :biggrin:

[SparkieD]

Sabby was a hottie back in the day. Not too bad now, IMO. Just needs to drop some weight. His face still looks OK. Unlike Coverdale. :biggrin:

Bas had the ultimate hair way back. WTF happened?

Coverdale's a prick and always looked like shit.

[kwame k]

Fuck it...I'm going to pick the low hanging fruit on this one.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/krich-young.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/mrkeithrichards.jpg

[Igosplut]

Fuck it...I'm going to pick the low hanging fruit on this one.



Two can play at that game buckaroo.......

http://www.morethings.com/music/costello/elvis_costello_pictures/elvis_costello_as_herman_munster.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/elvis_costello-gal.jpg

[Igosplut]

The fruits on the ground on this one....

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/19/leifgarrett.jpg

[Igosplut]

Ooof...

http://www.hificlub.co.kr/upn/0905/brd_10151/Boy_George.jpg

http://image.24ur.com/media/images/600xX/Jan2009/60243022.jpg

[Kristy]

How could you overlook this guy?

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/robertplant1prauls.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ju31xKNqtNs/SjFjU7ECwgI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/o6XXvhKUExA/s400/cryptkeeper.jpg

[Kristy]

And Taylor Swift's own idol..?

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevienicks.jpghttp://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/04/stevie-nicks2-020208-450px.jpg

[Kristy]

http://www.broadway.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/demi-lovato.jpg

...and 10 years from now

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg

[Igosplut]

Skankaroo...

http://www.lindsaylohanpics.org/images/Lindsay_Lohan14.jpg

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lindsay-lohan-old.jpg

[Igosplut]

ZAP!

http://www.nolte.co.uk/posters/moviemarket-nick-nolte-photograph-1.jpg

http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nick-nolte-ba-copy.jpg

[Kristy]

oh, and the Dexy dude...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/RsXAzYyRKAI/AAAAAAAADYI/oiKqaghh6VM/s400/rowland.jpghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/music/soulbritannia/images/g_kevinrowland.jpg

[Igosplut]

Waazoooo.

http://www.alhazan.com/images/phil-spector.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IPSOmRdlS0Q/SjEKzgnwzxI/AAAAAAAABGA/3NGE0iAMhjc/s400/phil+spector+booking+photo+mug+shot+bald.jpg

[Kristy]

One last one, I swear.


http://www.jellyhaus.co.uk/jellyhausblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-score.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/08/0807_memba_flock_reveal.jpg

[Igosplut]

Tatum, where are you??

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/ryan-oneal.jpg

http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_ryan_oneal_090507_m2.jpg

[Igosplut]

Cheers!

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/01-07/kirstie-alley-tom-cruise-scientology.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g2qgNjtBY8E/SgWDAXZgVOI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xR77SOo79kk/s400/kirstie-alley_jenny%2520craig.jpg

[MAX]

Tatum, where are you??

http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_ryan_oneal_090507_m2.jpg

He looks like William Shatner. lol

[MAX]

And Taylor Swift's own idol..?

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stevienicks.jpghttp://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/04/stevie-nicks2-020208-450px.jpg

:rolleyes:


Stevie looks good for her age. Fuck, she's in her sixties.

[Terry]

best thread in ages

[Kristy]

I lied.


The dude form Kansas
http://www.philmages.com/08%20Classic%20Rock%20Concerts/Kansas/KAN04%20Kerry%20Livgren.JPGhttp://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16243/images/KLivgren%281%29.jpg

[Kristy]

:rolleyes:


Stevie looks good for her age. Fuck, she's in her sixties.

Stevie did look good. Cocaine and Clonazepam takes it toll on everyone, I'm afraid.

[kwame k]

This one's too easy.......

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/mj.jpg

[Kristy]

http://home.cogeco.ca/~mansion/anderson1.jpghttp://www.freewebs.com/demon_knight_kick_it_spot/Crypty.jpeg

Okay, so it was funny the first time around. Still, uncanny isn't it?

[MAX]

http://home.cogeco.ca/~mansion/anderson1.jpghttp://www.freewebs.com/demon_knight_kick_it_spot/Crypty.jpeg

Okay, so it was funny the first time around.

It was? :confused:

I never found it funny when it was overdone back during the 2002 Sam and Dave tour when all of the Hagaritas kept doing it of Dave. Even though I agreed Dave's hair was a match at the time.

[Kristy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/SS2HMb0Kh0I/AAAAAAAAAeg/tXC3q00HlNA/s400/Steven-Seagal--C10056290.jpghttp://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/seagal8.jpg

[Igosplut]

Wackaxl....

http://www.mademeclothing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/axl_rose_011.jpg

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/axl-rose-guns-n-roses.jpg

[kwame k]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/megthen.jpghttp://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/meg-ryan-g000x0509x629.jpg

[Kristy]

Meg doesn't look too bad when you discount her one-dimensional acting skills and the monotonous roles she keeps on playing.

[Kristy]

Guess this one

http://static.episode39.it/artist/3268.jpghttp://latimes.image2.trb.com/lanews/media/photo/2009-03/45545553.jpg

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dammit, quien es?

[MAX]

Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg

[MAX]

Guess this one

http://static.episode39.it/artist/3268.jpghttp://latimes.image2.trb.com/lanews/media/photo/2009-03/45545553.jpg

Mary Stewart Masterson? Is that her name? :confused:

Either too much booze, too much coke, too many ciggys, too much sun or a combination of all four!!!

[kwame k]

Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg

Looks like she went to the same plastic surgeon as Tawny Kitaen.

[MAX]

More cosmetic botchery...

Mickey Rourke.

Then:

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mickey-rourke.jpg


Now:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8FooPlOPJHI/S0pxsOo2rJI/AAAAAAAAB-4/he0c8ZPNqqk/s400/Mickey+Rourke+Plastic+Surgery.jpg

[MAX]

Meg doesn't look too bad when you discount her one-dimensional acting skills and the monotonous roles she keeps on playing.

Her lips are fucked up.

[Diamondjimi]

The plastic surgery thing is quite sad when you think about it. Pure vanity and a simple case of survival in Hollywood...

[Diamondjimi]

Priscilla Presley
Then:
http://www.bartcop.com/priscilla-presley-12.jpg

Now:
http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-now.jpg

[chefcraig]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5107/ameg.jpg (http://img502.imageshack.us/i/ameg.jpg/)

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2550/ajackn.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/ajackn.jpg/)

[MAX]

LMAO!!!

then:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/9120969/Paul+Stanley+16++Kiss+Before.jpg


Now:


http://edrooneysrevenge.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/paulstanley.jpg

[MAX]

Priscilla Presley
Then:
http://www.bartcop.com/priscilla-presley-12.jpg

Now:
http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/priscilla-presley-now.jpg

Beat me to her cos she was next on my list.

What a shame.

[MAX]

The plastic surgery thing is quite sad when you think about it. Pure vanity and a simple case of survival in Hollywood...

That's why I balk at the mention of Keith Richards in this thread. Fuck, if we were to have a nuclear hoolocast, the only things that would still endure would be Keith and cockroaches.

Gotta hand it to him for still breathing. He's indestructible. I mean, he looks the part and doesn't give a fuck.

Think of snorting his ashes when he's gone. I'd bet money it would get a blue whale high!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Wackaxl....

http://www.mademeclothing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/axl_rose_011.jpg

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/axl-rose-guns-n-roses.jpg

Or this one...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Axl%20Pics/Axl_2010/079dm6o.jpg

[sadaist]

http://image.24ur.com/media/images/600xX/Jan2009/60243022.jpg


Hmmm....could be this kids dad.


http://blog.wired.com/biotech/images/cartman.jpg

[MAX]

Or this one...
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Axl%20Pics/Axl_2010/079dm6o.jpg

Holy Shit!!!
He looks like Hagar's little brother!!!

[chefcraig]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9361/sylvesterstallonerockyi.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/i/sylvesterstallonerockyi.jpg/)

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4192/sylvesterstallonespx007.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/sylvesterstallonespx007.jpg/)

[MAX]

Dunno if Michael Jackson loaned him some bleach or what the fuck? Maybe it was the roids, dunno?

Sammy Sosa

Then:

http://eurthisnthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sammy15a.jpg


Now:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15343/images/resized_Sammy_Sosa_Skin_Lightening_Photo_500x637.j pg

[chefcraig]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6064/acartop.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/acartop.jpg/)

[kwame k]

Her lips are fucked up.

Exactly, who in the fuck started the trend in Hollywood to put as much of your ass as possible into your lips......it not only looks fake as fuck but really ruins what is otherwise a pretty face.

[Kristy]

Daryl Hannah

Then:

http://www.leninimports.com/daryl_hannah_gallery_19.jpg

Now:

http://images.dailyfill.com/3a2a00199da44ea7_8b5a1315764eb60b_o.jpg


Don't know if I'm fully buying into this one, Looks way too creepy to be true.

[Kristy]

Samantha Mathis

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e279/Pryme54/Celebrities/SamanthaMathis.jpghttp://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3620/19_2007/olivia.jpg

Way too much Christian Slater dick destroyed her looks AND career.

[MAX]

Another stretched face tagedy. :(

http://dallasjr.free.fr/images/princip14.jpg

http://celebitchfest.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/article-1079141-0226c310000005dc-445_224x4711.jpg

[Kristy]

Finally...


http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/91/Image/Tom-Petty-bnr04.jpghttp://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/George+Harrison+Honored+Hollywood+Walk+Fame+IcMfCN aG3Wjl.jpg

[kwame k]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/Actor-ValKilmer-img781.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/val_kilmer_92xBA.jpg

[MAX]

DG reminded me of this freakish human experiment gone morbidly wrong...

That Dead or Alive singer from the 80's and apparantly the thing didn't have a sex change.

FUCKING FRIGHT NIGHT!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dUbH4ULtLT4/SAqw6Q1PAnI/AAAAAAAAAJk/jYUewMGkg2w/s320/pete1.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42553000/jpg/_42553983_pete_burns_getty_203long.jpg

[Little Texan]

Kenny Rogers

Then:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/LIFPOD/5995808.jpg

Now:
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/kenny_rogers_030409/kenny_rogers_2357844.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dtIlq_4T46Q/SFGnrtFltKI/AAAAAAAAAaA/u-7bZ0-9RcE/s400/papa+smurf.jpg

[Little Texan]

Dolly Parton

Then:

http://www.wowowow.com/files/imagecache/300x/2009_0511_getty_dolly_partonCROP.jpg





Now:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/94/92/dolly_parton_narrowweb_300x453_0.0.0.0x0.300x453.j peg

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/parton.jpg

http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/twistedsister409.jpg

[ace diamond]

dolly is not dee fucking snider!
dee looks better.

[sadaist]

And sometimes there is the exception to the rules. Age has made her look better.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0508_morgan_fairchild_getty_02.jpg

[sadaist]

And this one has stayed beautiful with age. Who would have thought that out of all the Hollywood starlets out there, Kelly Bundy would end up the classiest?

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/Kelly%20Bundy.jpg

http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2008/11/christina-applegate.jpg

[Igosplut]

[/IMG]
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/val_kilmer_92xBA.jpg

Is that really val?

That's not necessarily bad for age, just so different...

[chefcraig]

Finally...


http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/91/Image/Tom-Petty-bnr04.jpghttp://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/George+Harrison+Honored+Hollywood+Walk+Fame+IcMfCN aG3Wjl.jpg

Not much of a comparison, as both photos were taken recently. Here's a shot of the band from the mid seventies.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2584/atomp.jpg (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/atomp.jpg/)

[kwame k]

Is that really val?

That's not necessarily bad for age, just so different...

Yeah, he packed on a ton of weight. Not sure how old that pic is, though.

[Sensible Shoes]

Here's some suggestions for those of you who can post big photos.

Pam Anderson
any of the other baywatch babes
David Hasselhoff
Bruce Willis
Demi Moore
Clint Eastwood
Jack Nicholson
Al Pacino
Sharon Stone
Liza Minelli
Brigitte Bardot
Loni Anderson
Kim Basinger
Diana Ross
Tina Turner
Jan Michael Vincent

[Seshmeister]

At what point does Christina Ricci's makeup become fraudulent?

Could you sue in the morning? :)

http://www.hey-dollface.com/images/christinaricci_without_makeup.jpg

[Terry]

The thing now is that so many aging celebs have undergone plastic surgery that it almost looks odd seeing one who didn't.

[Terry]

At what point does Christina Ricci's makeup become fraudulent?

Could you sue in the morning? :)

http://www.hey-dollface.com/images/christinaricci_without_makeup.jpg


Dude, you'd be too busy the next morning begging her to let you suck on those titties one last time to even remember your name, much less your lawyer's phone number;)

[Sensible Shoes]

Not just makeup, not just facelifts - PHOTOSHOP. Do not forget PHOTOSHOP

[FORD]

WTF happened to Sebastian Bach? Yikes!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXqBXJEfW0A/SL6L82IBa4I/AAAAAAAAJN0/8LK0Ng9KaNs/s400/sebastian+bach.jpg http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/shea/17-Sebastian-Bach.jpg

I think he did it on purpose, so he could get on another VH1 "reality" show. Apparently Sebastian is on the new season of "Celebrity FAT Club". Along with Bobby Brown and Titney Spears' ex Kevin Whatshisass :biggrin:

[diamondsgirl]

Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi

[kwame k]

Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi


Damn, he all ready looks embalmed.......

[diamondsgirl]

I am NOT saying Joan looks BAD. (I have to be careful or Max will get angry if I criticize his "girl" )

I am just saying she has been worked on. LOL. I still think she is attractive, but she looks quite different to me. Especially around the eyes and mouth. And not just older. Just sayin'.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/ScxCUBbt58I/AAAAAAAAUYk/XnG-tkXcJcA/s400/joan%2Bjett.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/songwriters_hall_of_fame_3_200608/joan_jett_1932304.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Dave went full circle, IMO. I think he had a little (minimal) sumthin sumthin done around his eyes and nose. But, I think he had only the best surgeons, because he turned out mint!! And, he knew when to say when. Thats the key.

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-11-13-mike-anthony/17_david-lee-roth.jpghttp://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/11/07/1194490771_1446/529w.jpg

[Anonymous]

Back then... oh, baby...

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4370/cindycrawford.jpg

Mid forties, a boatload of kids... oh momma!!!

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8030/cindycrawford2.jpg

I'd STILL marry her. Sober.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

Bruce Jenner:


http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330115707fdd77970b-500wi


Damn, he all ready looks embalmed.......

:lmao:

My thoughts exactly...

[Diamondjimi]

I am NOT saying Joan looks BAD. (I have to be careful or Max will get angry if I criticize his "girl" )

I am just saying she has been worked on. LOL. I still think she is attractive, but she looks quite different to me. Especially around the eyes and mouth. And not just older. Just sayin'.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/ScxCUBbt58I/AAAAAAAAUYk/XnG-tkXcJcA/s400/joan%2Bjett.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/songwriters_hall_of_fame_3_200608/joan_jett_1932304.jpg

I don't think she's ever looked better than she does now. Yes I'd hit it!

[Diamondjimi]

And sometimes there is the exception to the rules. Age has made her look better.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0508_morgan_fairchild_getty_02.jpg

Better than ever.
Mmm yes...:sex:

[VAiN]

Bozo The Clown

Then...
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/631/bozop.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/bozop.jpg/)

Now...
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/200/abozo2.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/abozo2.jpg/)

Damn chef, you nailed it! Bravo, sir... :biggrin:

[Susie Q]

Most excellent and fun thread you guys got going here! Fun to see the comparisons n' such.:)

[Diamondjimi]

DG reminded me of this freakish human experiment gone morbidly wrong...

That Dead or Alive singer from the 80's and apparantly the thing didn't have a sex change.

FUCKING FRIGHT NIGHT!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dUbH4ULtLT4/SAqw6Q1PAnI/AAAAAAAAAJk/jYUewMGkg2w/s320/pete1.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42553000/jpg/_42553983_pete_burns_getty_203long.jpg

I'm not surprised in the least!:biggrin:

[chefcraig]

I don't think she's ever looked better than she does now. Yes I'd hit it!

Problem is Dj, she hits for the other team.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

[Diamondjimi]

Problem is Dj, she hits for the other team.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

I think she digs dick once in a while, but it's quite obvious she loves pussy...;)

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[chefcraig]

I think she digs dick once in a while, but it's quite obvious she loves pussy...;)

So you agreed with me, yet growned me anyway. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Cool-Smileys/)

[Diamondjimi]

So you agreed with me, yet growned me anyway. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Cool-Smileys/)

Sorry, there's one back to ya. Sometimes I click without looking and realizing I used up my "thanks" for the day only to blindly hit the groan button.
Groans are usually reserved for trolls...:biggrin:

My bad...

[binnie]

Pamela Anderson

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/pamela%20anderson%20canadian%20seal%20hunt.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0320_pamela_anderson_x17.jpg

[binnie]

If I ever meet Pamela, I will have to thank her for helping me through adolescence.....

[binnie]

Courtney Cox. I always thought she was the hottest girl in Friends....

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/friends/image/courteney-cox-2.jpg

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dirt/images/courtney-cox-1.jpg

[binnie]

She's aged, but I think she looks good on it.....

[Terry]

Courtney Cox. I always thought she was the hottest girl in Friends....

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/friends/image/courteney-cox-2.jpg

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dirt/images/courtney-cox-1.jpg

Especially around 1996/1997.

Like, that pudknocker David Arquette must have a pretty big bit of business to end up with her...Cox always had a nice, freshly-scrubbed look about her.

Looks like the beginnings of trout-mouth in those current pics, although I don't find the idea of an older woman with a fish-fleshed look surrounding her chompers chomper gobblin' on my knobblin' altogether unsatisfactory...

Then again, I have been known to skull-fuck my Big Mouthed Billy Bass now and again when the missus steps out.

Hey, fuck you. That singing, wall-mounted tart was practically begging for it!