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Hardrock69
02-16-2010, 01:32 AM
Years ago I made the comment that the office of President Of The United States is actually more like the office of the Motherfucker Of The United States.

It actually means pretty much "Ruler Of The Free World", though ruler is to harsh a word. I guess President Of The Western World would be better.
But I digress.

President is too lame a description of the office. I mean, come on, ruler of the free world and they just wanna call it "President"???

Fuck that shit. I mean, "emperor" is a bit grandiose, but it still sounds too fucking stiff.

Don't let them fool you with that sorry fucking imitation they have at all those goddam press conferences and windbag fucking speeches the president gives every now and then, THIS is the REAL Seal of the President Of The United States of America.

ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!

http://i45.tinypic.com/2v19il5.jpg

LoungeMachine
02-16-2010, 02:42 AM
and?

:gulp:

Hardrock69
02-24-2010, 08:20 PM
and?
:gulp:

kwame k
02-24-2010, 08:26 PM
Ann?
:gulp:

FORD
02-24-2010, 08:29 PM
Man?

http://www.sleepycatz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Ann_Coulter.gif

kwame k
02-24-2010, 08:30 PM
Rand?
:gulp:

chefcraig
02-24-2010, 08:50 PM
I like omelets.

Anonymous
02-24-2010, 08:52 PM
Man?

http://www.sleepycatz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Ann_Coulter.gif

I'd do her.

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
02-24-2010, 08:58 PM
I'd do her.

Cheers! :bottle:

That's a man, baby.......

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Anonymous
02-24-2010, 09:09 PM
For a minute ther, I thought I had pulled a WARF.

But there's nothing on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_coulter) that says that she was born a man.

Granted, her face is... huh...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Ann_Coulter_2007_(Cut_image).jpg

... you know what? Forget about the face.

But I would.

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
02-24-2010, 09:10 PM
Always look at the Adam's Apple, Sylicker ;)

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/33acpqa.jpg

Anonymous
02-24-2010, 09:13 PM
Stop playing games with my mind, Kwame!

Ann Coulter (http://www.nndb.com/people/474/000022408/)

Ann Coulter

AKA Ann Hart Coulter

Born: 8-Dec-1961
Birthplace: New York City

Gender: Female
Religion: Protestant
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight



I will NOT succumb to your tricks.

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
02-24-2010, 09:17 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/6a00d83451b46869e200e54f0936678833-.jpg

Anonymous
02-24-2010, 09:23 PM
That's NOT an Adam's Apple. It's too big!

It's just her neck that it's... weird...

...

... have I really pulled a WARF? Me? I thought I'd NEVER be fooled by it.

I mean, I actually studied this phenomenon... I...

THAT'S NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE!!! Look at it! It's too large, it can't be!

Cheers! :bottle:

kwame k
02-24-2010, 09:53 PM
...yeah, it can't be :umm:








































...but then again......

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/coulter.jpg

Little Texan
02-25-2010, 01:01 AM
Man?

http://www.sleepycatz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Ann_Coulter.gif


I'd do her.

Cheers! :bottle:


For a minute ther, I thought I had pulled a WARF.

But there's nothing on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_coulter) that says that she was born a man.

Granted, her face is... huh...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Ann_Coulter_2007_(Cut_image).jpg

... you know what? Forget about the face.

But I would.

Cheers! :bottle:


That's NOT an Adam's Apple. It's too big!

It's just her neck that it's... weird...

...

... have I really pulled a WARF? Me? I thought I'd NEVER be fooled by it.

I mean, I actually studied this phenomenon... I...

THAT'S NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE!!! Look at it! It's too large, it can't be!

Cheers! :bottle:

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:biggrin:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-25-2010, 03:48 PM
if ann is a man he takes it in the can

Hardrock69
03-01-2010, 01:32 PM
It would not be cool to be fucking her and her her grunt like a man.
But that assumes one would want to fuck her to begin with.