Brett Michaels Undressin' Miley Cyrus

[SparkieD]

That fucking fish-face Brett Michaels has teamed up with Disney's not-so-darling Billy Ray Jr. in Drag to sing lyrics about gettin' nekkid and falling on top of each other. What the fuck are her parents thinking? Shouldn't they wait 'til the Disney contract is up to whore their kid out to more mature (AHEM!) audiences? At this rate, she'll be rode hard and put away wet before she's 20 which, I might add, will not be one day too soon.

And that infested fucker Brett thinks it's a good idea. The father of two daughters claims to be a good pop. What, have all those STD's finally reached his brain?

Bret Michaels, Miley Cyrus Sing About Getting Undressed in “Nothing to Lose” : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily (http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2010/02/25/bret-michaels-miley-cyrus-sing-about-getting-undressed-in-nothing-to-lose/)

[Candy Girl]

And to think, little girls want to be just like Hannah Montana. FFS, it just keeps getting worse and worse with these supposed "teen idols". :(

[Anonymous]

I miss the days when internet was for porn.

Now it's for retards.

sweetypie | 2/26/2010, 8:38 am EST

theres nothing wrong with it, shes hardly singin n i really doubt that they singing to eachother, i think they’re both regarding to some on else, stop making a big issue out of it, its an innocently great song!

Makes you wanna disconnect & never dial up again, so to speak.

But I particularly like this one:

anonymous | 2/25/2010, 8:29 pm EST

I don’t know why he’s doing a duet with a no talent like Miley Cyrus. She’s going to be washed up in a year or two anyways and she can’t sing for her life

Cheers! :bottle:

[Terry]

Far as Michaels, clearly it (like his reality shows) is another cloying attempt to extend his already way-overextended 15 minutes.

With Cyrus, well, it's never too soon to make the leap to older audiences, or to try and stay relevant with her core audience as they get older. Otherwise, she's gonna end up like Debbie Gibson.

Celebrities are addicted to being famous. The stunts they pull to stay in the limelight are generally pathetic with inverse proportionality to their talent levels.

Any parent of a young daughter using Cyrus as a role model needs their fucking head examined.

[hambon4lif]

It's amazing how soon everyone forgets the Britney Spears story. We've all seen this story before, and we know how it ends....

SAFE PREDICTION: By the time she's 25, Miley will shave her head and step out of cars in front of the paparazzi flashing her pussy, which by then will look more like a pastrami sandwich that got ran over than anything pee would come out of.

Remember folks, you read it here first!

.....and the beat goes on.....

[SparkieD]

With Cyrus, well, it's never too soon to make the leap to older audiences, or to try and stay relevant with her core audience as they get older. Otherwise, she's gonna end up like Debbie Gibson.



Terry, you are usually spot on, but her fucking core audience is 10!!!!!

[Terry]

Terry, you are usually spot on, but her fucking core audience is 10!!!!!

Come on now...I mean, 11 at the YOUNGEST;)

Thinking more along the lines of her fans who have been interested in her since she first broke big, which was, what...2004...or 2005?

Those fans have to be pushing 15 or 16 by now.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm sitting here trying to analyze the career trajectory of Miley Cyrus... doubtless that Savicki would be proud of me.

[Terry]

which by then will look more like a pastrami sandwich that got ran over than anything pee would come out of.



:biggrin:

[SparkieD]

Come on now...I mean, 11 at the YOUNGEST;)

Thinking more along the lines of her fans who have been interested in her since she first broke big, which was, what...2004...or 2005?

Those fans have to be pushing 15 or 16 by now.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm sitting here trying to analyze the career trajectory of Miley Cyrus... doubtless that Savicki would be proud of me.

Nah, my kid's 11 now and is losing interest in Hannah Montana quickly, as are all her friends, thank God! Three years of it is more than my sanity can handle. Seems Miley's fanbase is more like 7-10. Could explain her antics, I guess. It must suck to be pushing legal and be all the rage amongst primary schoolgirls. Then again, I think I could keep my urges on the down-low a little bit longer for that kind of paycheck.

[Diamondjimi]

What does teaming up two hasbeens equal ?

[Candy Girl]

. Then again, I think I could keep my urges on the down-low a little bit longer for that kind of paycheck.
With the fame and fortune that kid has had handed to her, I tend to think she's singing ME-ME-MEEEEE! And I'm not talking about vocal warm-up exercises, either. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

What does teaming up two hasbeens equal ?

ChickenFoot?

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rT3IB69iwM0/SSQ1EtxWPII/AAAAAAAAARg/U8Uh62CN0EQ/s400/bigstockphoto_hammer_striking_nail_w_sparks_333329 .jpg

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

ChickenFoot?

:gulp:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[binnie]

This must be a sign of the apocalypse or something.......

[bueno bob]

This must be a sign of the apocalypse or something.......

Stop it, you'll send Elvis into a panic....

[kissfan1976]

That fucking fish-face Brett Michaels has teamed up with Disney's not-so-darling Billy Ray Jr. in Drag to sing lyrics about gettin' nekkid and falling on top of each other. What the fuck are her parents thinking? Shouldn't they wait 'til the Disney contract is up to whore their kid out to more mature (AHEM!) audiences? At this rate, she'll be rode hard and put away wet before she's 20 which, I might add, will not be one day too soon.

And that infested fucker Brett thinks it's a good idea. The father of two daughters claims to be a good pop. What, have all those STD's finally reached his brain?

Bret Michaels, Miley Cyrus Sing About Getting Undressed in “Nothing to Lose” : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily (http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2010/02/25/bret-michaels-miley-cyrus-sing-about-getting-undressed-in-nothing-to-lose/)


Brett & Miley should remake "Nothing To Lose" by KISS.
(FYI,Gene's singing about knocking on the backdoor)

[Terry]

Nah, my kid's 11 now and is losing interest in Hannah Montana quickly, as are all her friends, thank God! Three years of it is more than my sanity can handle. Seems Miley's fanbase is more like 7-10. Could explain her antics, I guess. It must suck to be pushing legal and be all the rage amongst primary schoolgirls. Then again, I think I could keep my urges on the down-low a little bit longer for that kind of paycheck.

You're probably right about the average fan age...

Hell, there's not much I WOULDN'T do for that kind of paycheck.

[sonrisa salvaje]

What is Brett going to do next....host Monday night wrestling?

[jhale667]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rT3IB69iwM0/SSQ1EtxWPII/AAAAAAAAARg/U8Uh62CN0EQ/s400/bigstockphoto_hammer_striking_nail_w_sparks_333329 .jpg

:lmao:

:lol: My sides!

I dunno, sounds more like she's singing backup than a true "duet"...wait -can't believe I even listened to it. Time to be violently and copiously ill... :barf:

If she's dry-humping him in the video, then we may have a problem...:umm:

[ppg960]

What does teaming up two hasbeens equal ?

Chicken Foot???:hee:

[Dan]

Who's Brett Michaels?

[ELVIS]

Yours...

[SparkieD]

I dunno, sounds more like she's singing backup than a true "duet"...wait -can't believe I even listened to it. Time to be violently and copiously ill... :barf:

Hell, I didn't even listen to it, and I strated the thread. You are truly sick, Dude.
Backup or no, I still think this was shitty judgement on her parents' part. I'd say the same about Brett, but it is to be expected. Fuckin' clown'll do whatever it takes to get attention.



If she's dry-humping him in the video, then we may have a problem...:umm:

Give 'er time, give 'er time.

[Nitro Express]

It's amazing how soon everyone forgets the Britney Spears story. We've all seen this story before, and we know how it ends....

SAFE PREDICTION: By the time she's 25, Miley will shave her head and step out of cars in front of the paparazzi flashing her pussy, which by then will look more like a pastrami sandwich that got ran over than anything pee would come out of.

Remember folks, you read it here first!

.....and the beat goes on.....

They never show their pussy when they are still cute. It's after they have been ridden too much, got flabby, and are a wreak. Yeah you are right, the nice juicey clam has become a soggy pastrami sandwich and at that point who cares and I'm not hungry.

[SparkieD]

They never show their pussy when they are still cute. It's after they have been ridden too much, got flabby, and are a wreak. Yeah you are right, the nice juicey clam has become a soggy pastrami sandwich and at that point who cares and I'm not hungry.


At which point her name will change to "Miles" in tribute of all those miles of cock she's ridden.

[hambon4lif]

They never show their pussy when they are still cute. It's after they have been ridden too much, got flabby, and are a wreak.It's just a mean little game they play....by the time they decide to show it off to everyone, it's not even a cute little "camel toe" anymore...it's more like a full-fledged "moose knuckle"!

....bitches!

[Kristy]

That fucking fish-face Brett Michaels...

"fish face" :lmao:


Can't say I know much about the guy other than he is about 50 and used to be a singer in a quasi-feminine pseudo-metal spandex-wearing hair band.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj320/wr2bam/poison02.jpg

'Every Rose...' seems to be his only claim to fame and Bret has milked that tune for over 25 years that not only became a karaoke bar staple but earned him his own realty TV show where he feigns being broken hearted for tramp-stamped Penthouse Pets as a means of their self-promotion. So now he's finally sold that little fraction of what's left of his soul to a teen-age twat who sings like a garroted donkey? Oh, way to go, Bret. Thanks for reminding us and the rest of the world that spandex never dies. That alone should make for a good epitaph for your gravestone.

[SparkieD]

"fish face" :lmao:


Don't you see the resemblance?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/372836859_cd45b13b64.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ualcAUH54NY/S0K52x9KNYI/AAAAAAAACDM/kV2NokEg8wI/s400/brett%2Bmichaels.jpg


Oh wait, that is just waaayyy to insulting to the fish.

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

"fish face" :lmao:


Can't say I know much about the guy other than he is about 50 and used to be a singer in a quasi-feminine pseudo-metal spandex-wearing hair band.



Yup. You forgot to add that still he's way more successful than you.

[binnie]

Ralphy seems to be emulating Brett's pout in his avatar :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

family guy had a robot miley episode last night. pretty foony.

[Anonymous]

Yup. You forgot to add that still he's way more successful than you.

Dude, you're really trying to pick a fight with everybody, aren't you?

What's the point?

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yup. You forgot to add that still he's way more successful than you.

completely depends on your definition of "successful".

[chefcraig]

Miley's mom is a piece of work as well. From the Oscars last evening:

Miley Cyrus Ripped for Bad Posture, Mom's Back Tattoo

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4169/bmom.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/bmom.jpg/)

Miley Cyrus had plenty of people talking at Sunday's Academy Awards. On E!'s pre-show, she kept slouching in her champagne-colored silk and tulle Jenny Packham gown. Then, her middle-aged mom Tish got in front of the camera and spun around, showing off angel wings she has tattooed on her back.

Miley, 17, didn't seem embarrassed. She even told host Ryan Seacrest her mom "has nice choices in tattoos."

News - Miley Cyrus Ripped for Bad Posture, Mom's Back Tattoo - Celebrity News - UsMagazine.com (http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/miley-cyrus-ripped-for-bad-posture-moms-back-tattoo-201083)

[chefcraig]

Ralphy seems to be emulating Brett's pout in his avatar :D

It's more or less a trademark amongst douchebags these days...

http://i50.tinypic.com/elpjb.jpg

[SparkieD]

Miley's mom is a piece of work as well. From the Oscars last evening:

Miley Cyrus Ripped for Bad Posture, Mom's Back Tattoo

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4169/bmom.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/bmom.jpg/)

Miley Cyrus had plenty of people talking at Sunday's Academy Awards. On E!'s pre-show, she kept slouching in her champagne-colored silk and tulle Jenny Packham gown. Then, her middle-aged mom Tish got in front of the camera and spun around, showing off angel wings she has tattooed on her back.

Miley, 17, didn't seem embarrassed. She even told host Ryan Seacrest her mom "has nice choices in tattoos."

News - Miley Cyrus Ripped for Bad Posture, Mom's Back Tattoo - Celebrity News - UsMagazine.com (http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/miley-cyrus-ripped-for-bad-posture-moms-back-tattoo-201083)


I'm on the fence about this, because tattooed women can have class. I'm sportin' quite a few on my back as well; however, I have not been, nor will I ever be, showing them off at a black tie event. In the case of Tish Cyrus, you can take the trash outta the trailer, but ya can't take the trailer outta the trash.

One thing I don't understand is how these incredibly wealthy people get these things that are just slightly above prison tattoos in quality. "Nice choices in tattoos"? Nah, you can get better than that out of a Cracker Jack box. Bet they'll both have a little tribal butterfly in the smalls of their backs shortly.

[Anonymous]

Those "wings" look ridiculous.

They're made even worse by the fact that the dress neither covers nor uncovers them.

Bad taste.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Mushroom]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj320/wr2bam/poison02.jpg


what a bunch of fags!

Is that Paul Stanley in upper left corner moonlighting for Poison?

[Mushroom]

a conversation back in the mid-80's:

Record Co. Exec.: Brett, we would like to sign your band for a recording contract.

Brett: Awesome dude! How do I look?

Record Co. Exec.: You look great. Ok, first condition: you guys need to wear lipstick and spandex, and tease your hair.

Brett: No problem. we have all the accessories. but I hope you can do something for us. anytime the band Iron Maiden is within 10 miles of us, you need to provide double security because those guys will kick my ass.

[hambon4lif]

Yup. You forgot to add that still he's way more successful than you.LOL! Why is 'Kid Clairol' getting all miffed?? Did someone steal his blowdryer, or he is he just having a bad hair day?

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

a conversation back in the mid-80's:

Record Co. Exec.: Brett, we would like to sign your band for a recording contract.

Brett: Awesome dude! How do I look?

Record Co. Exec.: You look great. Ok, first condition: you guys need to wear lipstick and spandex, and tease your hair.

Brett: No problem. we have all the accessories. but I hope you can do something for us. anytime the band Iron Maiden is within 10 miles of us, you need to provide double security because those guys will kick my ass.

Do you really think it's funny?

Cause, right now, I'm just a drunk Pole, and I think you just made an idiot out of yourself.


Gosh...

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Dude, you're really trying to pick a fight with everybody, aren't you?

What's the point?

Cheers! :bottle:

Nah I'm not.

Only with the douchebags.

[tojoro]

Brett is lookin pretty rough these days...he should lay off the tannin' bed, as he's acquiring the look of 'Fine Corinthian Leather', as Ricardo Montalban would say.:hee:
I do give the guy some credit, though...as hokey as Hair Metal got by the time Poison rolled around, they carried on the spirit set forth by bands like Kiss and Van Halen: Have some fucking fun!
These guys were always smiling...they had fun, and so did the crowd.
Not the best band by any stretch, but they came up with a couplefew cool ditties, and they seemed to shed the gutter-whore look with the second album.
But aside from that, not sure if it's a combination of his age, his diabetes or botox/ collagen, but he resembles the rocker version of the Ken doll:biggrin:

[Mushroom]

Do you really think it's funny? ...

:hee: Yeah I hope it didn't hurt your feelings :tongue0011:

[Bill Lumbergh]

I saw a fuckin life size pic of her promoting her piece of shit bargain clothing line at target recently. Skirt an inch from her baby maker, titties pushed up.....even SHE knows its close to the end, so it's time to work the 22 year old club slut/dirty old man crowd.....

[Nickdfresh]

I saw a fuckin life size pic of her promoting her piece of shit bargain clothing line at target recently. Skirt an inch from her baby maker, titties pushed up.....even SHE knows its close to the end, so it's time to work the 22 year old club slut/dirty old man crowd.....

Thing is, I'm kind of a dirty old man, and I really, really would prefer she put some more clothes back on. The hood-rat thing is very disappointing...

[tojoro]

The thing that gets me is just the other night at the Oscars...she showed her true colors: a little girl in grown-up clothing.
Elegant hair, make-up and gown, but she has no clue how to carry herself, no poise, nothing.
Slouching like a kid, which essentially she is!
You would think Disney would send these kids to fucking charm school or something...
Her dad is the ultimate twat in this, pimping his kid out in the same industry where he failed.
Never understood the whole jailbait thing, anyway...don't find it appealing at all. I prefer women...preferably older than me...those who can teach me things:biggrin: