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Ralphy Lee Fox
03-01-2010, 07:00 PM
I've been a Dave fan since I was born.
Dave's the best man to walk this earth... ever!

Nice to meet you all roth maniacs.

Sarge's Little Helper
03-01-2010, 07:00 PM
Hi Ralphy Lee Fox Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

Diamondjimi
03-01-2010, 08:55 PM
I've been a Dave fan since I was born.
Dave's the best man to walk this earth... ever!

Nice to meet you all roth maniacs.

Dzien dobry , and welcome to the Army!:hitch:

Sensible Shoes
03-01-2010, 09:15 PM
Who knew Diamond Jimi was Polish???? Impressive!

Diamondjimi
03-01-2010, 09:22 PM
Irish/Polish-Ukranian and the rest is all Canadian... :D

(Although I only speak English and Cantonese/Mandarin) :biggrin:

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-02-2010, 01:21 AM
Dzien dobry , and welcome to the Army!:hitch:

Cześć! :D

Dan
03-02-2010, 01:47 AM
Please Dont Call Me,Babe.:D

Welcome To The Army.

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-02-2010, 07:24 AM
Please Dont Call Me,Babe.:D


Ohhh ok.
Whatever you like, babe. :)

Dan
03-02-2010, 12:32 PM
You Can Call Me Betty.:D

kwame k
03-02-2010, 12:36 PM
.....and Betty if you call me, you can call me Al ;)

Dan
03-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Sweet As.:D

Sensible Shoes
03-02-2010, 01:00 PM
Irish/Polish-Ukranian and the rest is all Canadian... :D

(Although I only speak English and Cantonese/Mandarin) :biggrin:

I speak polish food. can't spell any of it, but duck's blood soup, those awful pre lent donuts that pose as boat weights, pierogies, Golomkas, and that fertility hat people wear at weddings. I once set my hair on fire making one out of a ballcap and bar fruit.

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-02-2010, 01:05 PM
I speak polish food. can't spell any of it, but duck's blood soup,


Can't believe you can spell "Czarnina". :D

Anonymous
03-02-2010, 01:07 PM
You Can Call Me Betty.:D


.....and Betty if you call me, you can call me Al ;)

Well, I'll be...

Dan & Kwame?

Who knew?

It's alright, huh... boys? Can I call you boys, or do you prefer girls?... No, there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, no offence, I mean...

Well, anyway, we won't judge you.

Yep, you'll always be cool posters with us.

Oh by the way, welcome Ralph.

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
03-02-2010, 01:13 PM
On the evidence so far Ralphy is a cool poster.........

Welcome dude :D

Sensible Shoes
03-02-2010, 01:14 PM
Can't believe you can spell "Czarnina". :D

Ah but I can pronounce it!

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-02-2010, 02:02 PM
Ah but I can pronounce it!



Many Poles out there in MA, huh?

kwame k
03-02-2010, 02:37 PM
Well, I'll be...

Dan & Kwame?

Who knew?

It's alright, huh... boys? Can I call you boys, or do you prefer girls?... No, there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, no offence, I mean...

Well, anyway, we won't judge you.

Yep, you'll always be cool posters with us.

Oh by the way, welcome Ralph.

Cheers! :bottle:

Geez, what part of my post didn't you understand? You can call me Al ;)

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Anonymous
03-02-2010, 03:49 PM
Geez, what part of my post didn't you understand? You can call me Al ;)

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I will NOT call you Al.

Don't come any closer. I have a stick.

Cheers! :bottle:

VanHalener
03-02-2010, 04:00 PM
Many Poles out there in MA, huh?

I don't know about Poles in MA but there's a big pole here in VA. OWWWWWW!:hitch:

Roth On motherfucker.:rockon:

Anonymous
03-02-2010, 04:03 PM
Many Poles out there in MA, huh?

Dude, that's just plain rude.

Cheers! :bottle:

PETE'S BROTHER
03-02-2010, 04:05 PM
Can't believe you can spell "Czarnina". :D

i love c.s. lewis' books.:hee:

Guitar Shark
03-02-2010, 05:19 PM
Don't come any closer. I have a stick.


:lmao:

Diamondjimi
03-02-2010, 05:34 PM
I speak polish food. can't spell any of it, but duck's blood soup, those awful pre lent donuts that pose as boat weights, pierogies, Golomkas, and that fertility hat people wear at weddings. I once set my hair on fire making one out of a ballcap and bar fruit.

Duck's blood soup? Is that the same as borscht?

I love Polish food!

ThrillsNSpills
03-02-2010, 05:35 PM
Ok well you never know how threads will turn out but to show our support we're gonna send this vid out to Dan and Kwame.

good luck fellas

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ThrillsNSpills
03-02-2010, 05:36 PM
That was completely uncalled for.

kwame k
03-02-2010, 05:45 PM
No shit!

Truth be told Dan is more the George to my Andrew ;)

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-02-2010, 05:56 PM
Duck's blood soup? Is that the same as borscht?

I love Polish food!

Nah dude.
Czernina is made mostly of duck blood and clear poultry broth.

And borscht (barszcz) is... well just borscht.

Dan
03-02-2010, 06:02 PM
That was completely uncalled for.

How Rude.:D

Dan
03-02-2010, 06:03 PM
No shit!

Truth be told Dan is more the George to my Andrew ;)

Whatever,Get Back On Your Side Of The Bed.:D:hitch:

kwame k
03-02-2010, 06:33 PM
:biggrin:

diamondsgirl
03-06-2010, 06:27 AM
Whatever,Get Back On Your Side Of The Bed.:D:hitch:


Max will be jealous.

diamondsgirl
03-06-2010, 06:28 AM
Welcome Ralphy ;)

Sensible Shoes
03-06-2010, 07:56 AM
Many Poles out there in MA, huh?

And in Buffalo where I'm originally from. Great food, fun people.

Ralphy Lee Fox
03-06-2010, 08:02 AM
And in Buffalo where I'm originally from. Great food, fun people.

Awh yeah, Buffalo.
Together with Cheektowaga it's another Little Poland.

VanHalenFan5150
03-06-2010, 09:40 AM
Welcome Ralphy, glad to meet another true DLR fan!

Dan
03-06-2010, 11:02 PM
Max will be jealous.

Damn,Max,DG And Dan In A Bed.:hitch::biggrin:

CuntSmasher
03-07-2010, 07:03 PM
Homo.

Dan
03-07-2010, 11:15 PM
Fuck Off Or I Will Put You In The Sheep Pen.

Dan
03-07-2010, 11:16 PM
Just Bring It.

Candy Girl
03-08-2010, 10:07 PM
Homo.

You know one word responses like that could be misunderstood. Are you announcing you are one?

Dan
03-08-2010, 10:57 PM
You Mean,CuntSmasher Is A Tail-Gunner?

PETE'S BROTHER
03-09-2010, 07:19 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2010-3-9&e=370&c=1

poor guy. altough cnn was reporting it was just 8 cocks during the intermission. he took a total of 24 during the hole enter-mission.

Diamondjimi
03-11-2010, 06:31 PM
You Mean,CuntSmasher Is A Tail-Gunner?


A Sausage Jockey?

Dan
03-12-2010, 02:37 AM
Hoop Hunter.:D

PETE'S BROTHER
03-12-2010, 09:55 AM
butt pirate:hitch:

Dan
03-12-2010, 06:02 PM
Backdoor Bandit.:D

kwame k
03-12-2010, 06:39 PM
Snake wrangler :beers8:

Anonymous
03-12-2010, 06:58 PM
Turd burglar.

Cheers! :bottle:

chefcraig
03-12-2010, 07:02 PM
Rump Ranger?

kwame k
03-12-2010, 07:07 PM
Anal Astronaut :biggrin:

hambon4lif
03-12-2010, 07:55 PM
Bone Smuggler

kwame k
03-12-2010, 08:03 PM
Hemorrhoid Hammerer?

hambon4lif
03-12-2010, 08:11 PM
Mud Puncher

kwame k
03-12-2010, 08:22 PM
Fanny Financier :ashamed:

chefcraig
03-12-2010, 08:36 PM
Fanny Financier :ashamed:

Did you mean "Fancier"? When I think of "Financiers", the names T. Boone Pickens or Warren Buffett come to mind, and they aren't generally regarded as poofs. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/facebook-smileys.html)

kwame k
03-12-2010, 08:50 PM
Just making shit up as I go and yes I did mean Fancier but was reading a financial news report while posting that, Craig......

Dan
03-13-2010, 12:36 AM
Star-Fish Stabber.:D

hambon4lif
03-13-2010, 02:02 AM
Baloon-knot Junkie

hambon4lif
03-13-2010, 02:03 AM
Stinkstar-Fiend

diamondsgirl
03-17-2010, 05:47 PM
did someone already say fudge packer? lol

Dan
03-17-2010, 07:07 PM
No.:D

Diamondjimi
03-17-2010, 10:11 PM
Turd Cutter?

PETE'S BROTHER
03-18-2010, 10:46 AM
that's just a butthole:)

Dan
03-18-2010, 01:48 PM
Mud-Worm.:D

KTC5150
03-25-2010, 05:24 PM
Dirt Farmer...

PETE'S BROTHER
03-25-2010, 05:46 PM
butt baller?

PETE'S BROTHER
03-25-2010, 05:46 PM
tush tickler?

PETE'S BROTHER
03-25-2010, 05:47 PM
prostate poker?