Oscars 2010

[Seshmeister]

What is this shit have I gone back in a time machine to the 1930s?

They have that bizzare parade thing at the start again now followed by some crappy musical crap.

[Seshmeister]

Sandra Bullock is to acting what Sammy Hagar is to diet products.

[Kristy]

I swear to fuck if Anne Hathaway gets her mediocre-acting ass licked one more time by other mediocre-actresses I'm putting my boot right through the TV screen.*


*not that I'll be watching though.

[Anonymous]

I swear to fuck if Anne Hathaway gets her mediocre-acting ass licked one more time by other mediocre-actresses I'm putting my boot right through the TV screen.*


*not that I'll be watching though.

Your very expensive Gucci boots?

Don't do that, woman.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Seshmeister]

Ok opening considering Steve Martin is like most rock bands.

Great from 1978 to 1988 and then pretty much shit for 20+ years... :)

[Kristy]

Gianmarco Lorenzi or Gio Hel. Gucci is only good for handbags for Vegas gold-digging drama queens. Come to think of it, so it Gio Hel
*sigh*

http://i2.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/99/8e/2792_10.JPG

[Seshmeister]

Fuck I'm at that stage in my life where I see more of the animated category than any other.

Where was 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs'?

[Anonymous]

Gianmarco Lorenzi or Gio Hel. Gucci is only good for handbags for Vegas gold-digging drama queens. Come to think of it, so it Gio Hel
*sigh*

http://i2.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/99/8e/2792_10.JPG

Well, it's lucky that I actually know any brand other than Naf Naf.

And I only know that one because it's so ridiculous.

Naf Naf.

But those boots... eh... woah! Do you wear them at home? ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I remember watching the Oscars when Bryan Adams went to sing the Robin Hood theme.

It sucked arse.

Are they any better this year?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Seshmeister]

You're forgetting the time difference, they have another few hours to go.

I don't think I'm going to last... :)

[Anonymous]

You're forgetting the time difference, they have another few hours to go.

I don't think I'm going to last... :)

:confused:

Cheers! :bottle:

[twonabomber]

now there's a big hippo on stage.

[Seshmeister]

Hah.

I haven't seen the film but it does get a little tiresome that we get the 'despite being black I've won' speech every time.

The silliest example of it was Halle Berry.

She would have been better saying it was a victory for fatties.

The thing is that apparently they had a hell of a time finding actresses to audition for that film who were suitably fat.

[Blackflag]

I was wondering who watches that dogshit.

[Seshmeister]

The barn dance ended early tonight, time to go check on the chickens before fucking your cousin. :)

[Blackflag]

:confused: Was that directed at me? What does that even mean?

[Seshmeister]

Bit risky to make a horse gag to introduce SJP surely? :)

[twonabomber]

Hah.

I haven't seen the film but it does get a little tiresome that we get the 'despite being black I've won' speech every time.

The silliest example of it was Halle Berry.

She would have been better saying it was a victory for fatties.

The thing is that apparently they had a hell of a time finding actresses to audition for that film who were suitably fat.

i sometimes make a joke about Tom Hanks..."Academy Award winner Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies!" (or worse, Joe Vs. the Volcano) and now the joke will be "Academy Award winner Mo'nique in Phat Girls."

okay, we all gotta start somewhere, but Mo'nique is still a stereotypical "black" comedienne. this doesn't give her any credibility, not when she'll return to the lowest common denominator comedy that is her true forte.

[Seshmeister]

To be honest I was unaware of her work and just assumed she was an unknown like the lead of the film.

[twonabomber]

not an unknown, she does the urban humor. well, maybe unknown to a lot of Caucasians.

[twonabomber]

Jaws is not a horror film...

[Seshmeister]

Sound Mixing is the opposite of hair styling...? :)

[Dan]

Sandra Bullock Is SOOO Cool.:D

[Seshmeister]

Jaws is not a horror film...

The whole link was worse than that.

"It's been 37 years since horror was recognised in this show when the Exorcist picked up 2 Oscars"

Firstly Jaws won some Oscars in 1977. Not horror maybe as you say but in the montage.

Maybe they just meant best picture you say. Well Silence of the Lambs won 5 in 1991 including best picture and it was in the montage too.

Nerd alert but still very fucking poor Mr Oscars...

[Seshmeister]

"OK we're 3 hours in, people might be starting to get a bit bored what will we do?"

"How about some modern dance?"

[Dan]

Jaws is not a horror film...

WTF?

Of Course It's.:hitch::biggrin:

[Blackflag]

"OK we're 3 hours in, people might be starting to get a bit bored what will we do?"

"How about some modern dance?"

And yet, there are people who want to watch that.

Can you imagine?

[Seshmeister]

I want Gerard Butlers agent.

Turkey after turkey after turkey and there is no stopping him.

[Seshmeister]

And yet, there are people who want to watch that.

Can you imagine?

The same people who think models and actresses should have the bodies of boys. i.e. gay guys. :)

[Blackflag]

Is that some kind of admission? Too much information.

[Seshmeister]

It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[Blackflag]

Yeah, no shit.

[Seshmeister]

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[Blackflag]

You first, oscar boy.

[Seshmeister]

Why don't you start a thread about something you know about at the 'What's on in Yakima' website.

Like sucking donkey cock without being kicked. :)

[twonabomber]

so what's next? another hippo on stage, and James Cameron is my guess.

[twonabomber]

Pfeiffer still looks pretty good.

[Dan]

Woof.

[Seshmeister]

so what's next? another hippo on stage, and James Cameron is my guess.

No surprises so far.

Seems unlikely that Hollywood won't reward Smurfahontus for making all that money...

[Seshmeister]

These 'You are absolutely amazing' sections are toe curling, Jesus suffering cunt...

[twonabomber]

the hippo has stretchmarks on her shoulders.

[Seshmeister]

Oprah reckons she's going to rock Hollywood.

I guess there must be a bunch of roles coming up soon for the morbidly obese.

Or Oprah may be talking shit again...

[twonabomber]

kinda funny to see Jesse James front row at the Oscars.

and no hippo!

[Seshmeister]

Bullock won the Razzie last night!

She usually seems nice enough but an Oscar???

[Hardrock69]

FUCK YEAH!!!

Christoph waltz got the oscar for best supporting actor!!!

Wooo-fucking-hoo!!!!!

:appl: :winner:


Sandra Bullock just got Best Actress.

The only thing I hate about her is that she has not appeared naked enough in movies.

Her husband, Jesse James, is ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

They get to go to the after-parties tonight, then go back to the hotel suite, hug, tell each other they love each other, then Jesse gets to watch as the Oscar-winning Sandra Bullock gets on her knees and SUCKS HIS FUCKING COCK! :biggrin:

[twonabomber]

"best director could be a woman, or an African-American...but it'll probably be Jim Cameron" is the way that shoulda read.

wow, i was wrong.

[Seshmeister]

Hahaha!

I can only guess how high maintenance an actress is though. A non acting woman is bad enough... :)

[Seshmeister]

Best actor should go to Cameron. He has to look extra happy every time his ex wins.

[twonabomber]

i forgot about that.

[Seshmeister]

At the BAFTA's (British Oscars) the other week she won everything and each time all the photographers all rushed to get his reaction.

[twonabomber]

the academy never is nice to sci-fi, other than the tech awards.

[Seshmeister]

Or comedy.

[Seshmeister]

Where was the bit where they show all the people that died this year?

Maybe I was getting a drink...

[twonabomber]

i saw it, James Taylor played under it.

[Seshmeister]

Ah ok it's not like it's my favorite bit but there are always a few I missed over the year.

[Seshmeister]

I thought the best picture thing was a weird anticlimax.

He just wandered out and said it. What happened to building the drama?

I don't think I'll stay up next year it was all a bit dull.

[Seshmeister]

the academy never is nice to sci-fi, other than the tech awards.

I haven't seen it yet but lots of people are asking why Star Trek didn't get a nomination.

[Seshmeister]

Hah!

Outside the Vanity Fair party the reporter is talking.

"There are three layers of security here and the party is impossible to gatecrash. The last time anyone managed was in 1996 when a man turned up with a pig and bluffed it was Babe."

They said it completely seriously so I'm not sure if it happened or not.

[twonabomber]

I haven't seen it yet but lots of people are asking why Star Trek didn't get a nomination.

it was okay, but i don't think it was nomination material.

[sadaist]

All of the awards shows, and the red carpet stuff especially makes me sick. Just a bunch of self centered millionaires stroking each others egos and being "seen". They hold themselves so much higher above any of the rest of us. I remember one time Jennifer Lopez was explaining how she studied for a part by "actually talking to the maid. The maid!". She acted as if the maid should have run home in tears of joy for being blessed. Seems to be the attitude most of these assholes have.

I'd really love to see someone knock out one of James Camerons front teeth so that for every interview he has to cgi that fucker in there. Pompous fuck.

[Blackflag]

Oh, don't take the fun out of it for Sesh. He likes watching celebrities, and he especially likes the dance numbers.

[ZahZoo]

Hahaha!

I can only guess how high maintenance an actress is though. A non acting woman is bad enough... :)

Quote of the year!!

LMAO... but oh the irony!!

I watched a bit of it... you know it sucked big time when Robin Williams appears and doesn't even have a single one-liner just gets down to business. The best way to guage it would have been Morgan Freeman's death by boredom looks thru most of it.

[Seshmeister]

It was very dull, worse than usual.

40 minutes of highlights would probably be watchable - Steve Martin and Baldwin had a few good lines.

[thome]

I haven't seen it yet but lots of people are asking why Star Trek didn't get a nomination.


Because, it is one of the few movies and series's made that isn't purposfully forced to pander to the lowest, at the same time, outside within the thoughts of the super ego elitists.

...and no I havent seen the oscars in over 10 years...hey..?? I heard Johnny Depp is in another movie and he is even more painted, lyrically, texturally and figuratively, overtley gay..whatta stretch, he is the best! If you are over the age of 13 and you need to see this movie get some help.. 15 at the oldest and perhaps the shrooms aren't such a good idea. Unless you are soon to be adding another section to your Johnny Depp collectables wing. Then I understand.

There is nothing better than a bunch of people making fiction and then making that a reason to "award thier dedication" to the creation of nothing...

Then the lamentations of the winners thanking all the people who actually provide nothing more than a 2hr escape to nowhere.

[thome]

I would like to add to my disdaineful post that I guess I have a block of 1- 100 of movies that I enjoy. I am placing the top # of 100 to try and believe that there must be some allocation to others opinions and that I could be wrong....but, I have only listed not even on paper about 40 movies that are within what I like... I doubt with what is coming out these days I will live long enough to reach a completed top 100.

Whaatt a..they make about a thousand a year since 1911...?

[Mr Walker]

Monique makes me want to vomit.

[binnie]

Has anyone seen this Sandra Bullock movie?

Is she a worthy winner?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It was very dull, worse than usual.

40 minutes of highlights would probably be watchable - Steve Martin and Baldwin had a few good lines.

when he walked out and said "i wrote that speech" after some sobber was very good.

[Terry]

Where the fuck were all the nominations for Zombieland?

Only damn movie released last year worth mentioning, IMO.

[High Life Man]

Has anyone seen this Sandra Bullock movie?

Is she a worthy winner?

Worthy? No.

The movie was much better than I expected, however.

[Dan]

Get Fucking Over It,Sandra Bullock Won.:D

[Coyote]

I didn't realize people are still watching backslapper events like this...

[Hardrock69]

I just wanted to see Christoph Waltz win. And fantasizing about Sandra Bullock giving me a long, drooly blowjob was just a bonus. :D