Don't worry about the little shit

[Seshmeister]

And it's all little shit.

Facing into the centre of the Milky Way a picture of 10 million suns.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Galactic_Cntr_full_cropped.jpg

[PETE'S BROTHER]

did you snopes this ta make sure it's a real pic?:biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

Am I supposed to squint my eyes and watch the dancing vagina's?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

stare long enough and you can see a galaxy emerge in 3d

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Am I supposed to squint my eyes and watch the dancing vagina's?

while looking at the picture?;)

[Seshmeister]

stare long enough and you can see a galaxy emerge in 3d

And one of them turns out to be the Enterprise...

[Hardrock69]

And the fucking God Botherers want to claim we are the only intelligent life in the universe.

Give me a fucking break. :rolleyes:

[Seshmeister]

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth. :)

[lesfunk]

Where's Waldo?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

parsec 17, bottom right corner

[kwame k]

And it's all little shit.

Facing into the centre of the Milky Way a picture of 10 million suns.


I'm calling bullshit on this one.......I only counted 9,999,950 suns.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

waldo was coverin' the other 50

[kwame k]

....truth be told, I messed up counting @ 9,978,523 and just guessed from there ;)

[Seshmeister]

As a drummer I doubt you got past 4... :)

[LoungeMachine]

As a drummer I doubt you got past 4... :)

fucker. beat me to it.

:gulp:

[kwame k]

As a drummer I doubt you got past 4... :)

Left that one wide open :biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

Safety! :)

[kwame k]

...punting!

[Sensible Shoes]

From the title of the thread, I thought Sesh was talking about one of the twins.

[Seshmeister]

No they're the little fuckers... :)

[Seshmeister]

Going back to the picture here is the real mind fuck.

Imagine each one of those dots is an identical picture.

So that's 10 million times 10 million.

That's 100 billion which is at least how many galaxies there are.

[Golden AWe]

Yeah, I've seen'em all, but I still haven't seen Shoes's knockers.

Flash'em, pleeeease!!

[Seshmeister]

Her knockers are made of elements created in stars so it would be on topic if she did... :)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Her knockers are made of elements created in stars so it would be on topic if she did... :)

and not little shits too.

[Golden AWe]

I know...but if they ever came to discussion, I'd be asking about the BIG BANG too...

[Seshmeister]

If anyone makes a joke about a red dwarf going into a black hole I'm going to ask to have this thread closed.

Good grief.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

big dipper?

[Anonymous]

That's all lies.

PhotoChops.

Everybody knows that the "stars" are merely a decoration in the dome that God put over our Earth to keep the oxygen in, so we can breathe.

There's nothing beyond the rim of the Earth.

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

thanks truman;)

[kwame k]

If anyone makes a joke about a red dwarf going into a black hole I'm going to ask to have this thread closed.

Good grief.

Are Uranus jokes out, too :)

[Anonymous]

NO jokes about Uranus.

Drummers deserve SOME respect.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

NO jokes about Uranus.

Drummers deserve SOME respect.

Cheers! :bottle:

:biggrin: asshole ;)

[chefcraig]

Everybody knows that the "stars" are merely a decoration in the dome that God put over our Earth to keep the oxygen in, so we can breathe.

There's nothing beyond the rim of the Earth.

Cheers! :bottle:

Then how come rockets don't bounce off it and fall back to Earth? Does it have holes in it so meteorites can get through? Is the moon merely painted on? Is this why ESPN is always having satellite issues and crummy reception? And wouldn't this make the act of wearing a hat made out of tinfoil redundant? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i saw "tinfoil retardant" at first:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Then how come rockets don't bounce off it and fall back to Earth? Does it have holes in it so meteorites can get through? Is the moon merely painted on? Is this why ESPN is always having satellite issues and crummy reception? And wouldn't this make the act of wearing a hat made out of tinfoil redundant? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

You ask too many questions, Chef.

Remember... when it's too stupid to believe in, have faith.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

Remember... when it's too stupid to believe in, have faith.

Cheers! :bottle:

Having "faith" in just about anything is a shaky concept to me. Two divorces, the Miami Dolphins and being a Van Halen fan will do that to ya. :duh:

[Anonymous]

Having "faith" in just about anything is a shaky concept to me. Two divorces, the Miami Dolphins and being a Van Halen fan will do that to ya. :duh:

At least you don't live in Portugal.

It's never been a proper country, but these days, it's just plain ridiculous.

Only reason I don't move is because I have a fully paid apartment, fully paid car & I still* have a job.

Never went through divorces, but the relationships I had didn't put me off women for the simple reason that I love the female body.

I hear you about being a Van Halen fan, though... you can't help laughing, can ya?

Cheers! :bottle:

*For the moment. Let's see if it lasts until the end of this year.

[Sensible Shoes]

Her knockers are made of elements created in stars so it would be on topic if she did... :)

No, no. Not on topic at all. But very flattering. Surprised however, nobody made Milky Way jokes.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Life-Enabling Molecules Spotted in Orion Nebula - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20100312/sc_space/lifeenablingmoleculesspottedinorionnebula)

[Seshmeister]

Liked the comment under that story.


Kinda funny how scientists can detect molecules from another star system, light years away, and we still can't find Bin Laden.

:)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Liked the comment under that story.



:)

nice, didn't see that

[Seshmeister]

http://messenger.jhuapl.edu/gallery/sciencePhotos/pics/CW0181616382B_RA_3_stretch.png


Date Acquired: May 6, 2010
Image Mission Elapsed Time (MET): 181616382
Instrument: Wide Angle Camera (WAC) of the Mercury Dual Imaging System (MDIS)
WAC Filter: 2 (clear filter)
Field of View: The WAC has a 10.5° field of view

Of Interest: In the lower left portion of this image, the Earth can be seen, as well as the much smaller Moon to Earth's right. When MESSENGER took this image, a distance of 183 million kilometers (114 million miles) separated the spacecraft and Earth. To provide context for this distance, the average separation between the Earth and the Sun is about 150 million kilometers (93 million miles). Though it is a beautiful, thought-provoking picture, viewing our planet from far away was not the main reason that the mission team planned the collection of this image. Instead, this image was acquired as part of MESSENGER's campaign to search for vulcanoids, small rocky objects that have been postulated to exist in orbits between Mercury and the Sun. Though no vulcanoids have yet been detected, the MESSENGER spacecraft is in a unique position to look for smaller and fainter vulcanoids than has ever before been possible. MESSENGER's vulcanoid searches occur near perihelion passages, when the spacecraft's orbit brings it closest to the Sun. Today is another such perihelion, and MESSENGER is taking a new set of images to search for tiny asteroids lurking close to the Sun.

Credit: NASA/Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Carnegie Institution of Washington

[Seshmeister]

Personally when I'm taking a snap of something I always try and get it in the middle. :)

[Blaze]

An amazing shot,
I think the off kilter gives perspective to earths being one of many stars in someone else night sky...

[ZahZoo]

One of my favorites...

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[Seshmeister]

“Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case the idea is quite staggering.” — Arthur C. Clarke

[Anonymous]

Alone?

Dude, there's sounds we can't hear. There's got to be some things we can't see.

For all we know, there might be life we can't see in other planets that can't see us.

Aliens don't have to be humanoids made out of matter we can comprehend, you know?

The main problem with science is that it's based on what we can comprehend. Well, alot of stuff I could comprehend when I was a wee lad turned out wrong. Or maybe it was right. Who knows?There's so much we can't perceive that stating that we can understand the universe is as bollocks as claiming to speak to God. Or Odin. Or Tiamat.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Alone?


Aliens don't have to be humanoids made out of matter we can comprehend, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

At first I thought you wrote Hemorrhoids

[Anonymous]

At first I thought you wrote Hemorrhoids

Could be, could be. Aliens may be made out of the stuff that gives you haemorrhoids, who knows? Or they could be giant - or minuscule, or medium sized - haemorrhoids.

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Could be, could be. Aliens may be made out of the stuff that gives you haemorrhoids, who knows? Or they could be giant - or minuscule, or medium sized - haemorrhoids.

Cheers! :bottle:

http://www.giacobbis.com/tag/diarrhoea

Alien hemorrhoids refers to bloated vascular tissue present in the anal aqueduct distal (on the alien side) up to the dentate line, or in short, Gar.:barf: