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Hardrock69
03-09-2010, 03:39 PM
Driving while shaving: woman crashes car while trimming her private parts (http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Strange-News-Examiner~y2010m3d8-Driving-while-shaving-woman-crashes-car-while-trimming-her-private-parts)


Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old Florida resident, was so excited to be meeting her boyfriend in Key West that she decided to use the travel time to do a little extra grooming.

But Ms. Barnes, cruising Highway 1 behind the wheel of her Ford Thunderbird, wasn’t applying extra lipstick or tweezing her eyebrows; she was preparing her bikini line by doing a little lady gardening.

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Barnes' Thunderbird rammed a pickup truck causing minor injuries to the three passengers inside. Barnes, whose ex-husband was with her in the vehicle, drove about a half-mile past the accident scene, where it is alleged that she pulled over to switch places with her former hubby so that Barnes wouldn't appear to have been behind the wheel.

The groomer, it seems, was more concerned with the perception that she was smuggling Larry Fine in her swimsuit than she was with her previous day’s conviction for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick told the Florida Citizen, “If I wouldn’t have been there I wouldn’t have believed it.”

Dunick wasn’t specific on whether the disbelief stemmed from the act itself or the enormous amount of ‘deforestation’ needed.

Authorities said the woman’s ex-husband was holding the wheel from the passenger seat while she attempted to shave. After plowing into the pick-up as it slowed to make a turn, the pair drove just far enough out of sight to change seats.

Unfortunately, that story failed to dispel police suspicion thanks to the deployment of the passenger side airbag, which left her husband, Charles Judy, with airbag burns on his chest.

The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy.

In addition to her conviction and license revocation, Barnes is now facing charges of driving with a revoked license, reckless driving and driving with no insurance. She also faces a charge of leaving the scene of an accident with injuries.

“About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot,” Trooper Dunick said, “who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

binnie
03-09-2010, 03:43 PM
On way to meet new boyfriend......shaving pussy.........ex-husband in the car....

Not one to take home to mom.

Golden AWe
03-09-2010, 03:48 PM
Don't drive if you plan to...drive.

lesfunk
03-09-2010, 04:40 PM
Please be seated Please

chefcraig
03-09-2010, 04:56 PM
Ooofff...this woman looks rough. It's unlikely a quick trim downstairs would have improved her much. Recommended if viewed with beer goggles only. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-366.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

Havoc on the highway: woman was driving while shaving her bikini area (http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/03/we_all_know_the_dangers_1.html)

Diamondjimi
03-09-2010, 05:07 PM
:thread_needs_pics:

:biggrin:

chefcraig
03-09-2010, 05:09 PM
:thread_needs_pics:

:biggrin:

See the post above yours. Remember, be careful what you wish for...;)

kwame k
03-09-2010, 05:31 PM
See the post above yours. Remember, be careful what you wish for...;)

Boy, I wish I came with an un-look feature :barf:

Anonymous
03-09-2010, 05:33 PM
This is just so fucking weird it's got to be true.

So, her ex-husband was going with her to meet her new boyfriend???

And he was sitting there while she was driving AND shaving?

Why the hell was he there in the first place?

And she had already been convicted?

And Chef, no amount of beer can make that woman look good.

Dear Gawd...

I'm outta here.

I don't wanna know no more.

Cheers! :bottle:

Nickdfresh
03-09-2010, 07:47 PM
Ooofff...this woman looks rough. It's unlikely a quick trim downstairs would have improved her much. Recommended if viewed with beer goggles only. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-366.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

Havoc on the highway: woman was driving while shaving her bikini area (http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/03/we_all_know_the_dangers_1.html)

Yeah, she should have applied a bag to her head--with eye-holes, for driving of course...

LoungeMachine
03-09-2010, 08:04 PM
Only in Florida......

Only in Florida.

:gulp:

Dan
03-09-2010, 10:56 PM
Damn,She's Not That Flash At All.:D

Hardrock69
03-09-2010, 10:59 PM
I have not looked. Nor am I going to.

Stupid is as stupid and ugly looks.

jhale667
03-09-2010, 11:19 PM
Boy, I wish I came with an un-look feature :barf:

What he said...:barf:

Little Texan
03-09-2010, 11:33 PM
C'mon, she's not THAT bad! I mean, she's ugly, but it's nothing that a ton of makeup and a couple of cases of beer wouldn't fix! Besides, it might just be a bad picture...mugshot photos always make people look worse than they would otherwise normally look.

Hardrock69
03-09-2010, 11:34 PM
What he said...:barf:

That is exactly why I am not looking.

Too bad. If she were a hot babe, it would make the story a lot more entertaining. As it is, apparently, she just makes the story more disgusting.


THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF WHITE TRASH IN FLORIDA!!!!

Sensible Shoes
03-10-2010, 12:34 AM
One wonders if she cut anything when they crashed. Karma should require a clitoral excision.

Stupid bitch.

Golden AWe
03-10-2010, 04:59 AM
Ooofff...this woman looks rough. It's unlikely a quick trim downstairs would have improved her much. Recommended if viewed with beer goggles only. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-366.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

Havoc on the highway: woman was driving while shaving her bikini area (http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/03/we_all_know_the_dangers_1.html)

She looks like Kurt Cobain.

ace diamond
03-10-2010, 04:34 PM
Driving while shaving: woman crashes car while trimming her private parts (http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Strange-News-Examiner~y2010m3d8-Driving-while-shaving-woman-crashes-car-while-trimming-her-private-parts)
the chick in this article sounds like one of my ex-girlfirend rose from 2006............
:lmao:
can't.......breathe........sides.....hurt.......ca n't.....stop.......laughing.......

Nickdfresh
03-10-2010, 05:14 PM
She looks like Kurt Cobain.

Yeah, after he ate the buckshot...

SparkieD
03-10-2010, 05:44 PM
One wonders if she cut anything when they crashed. Karma should require a clitoral excision.

Stupid bitch.

Did it not hurt you to think that? Reading it nearly killed me!

Dan
03-10-2010, 06:14 PM
Never Shave And Drive,You Might Cut Something.:D

Sensible Shoes
03-10-2010, 06:48 PM
Did it not hurt you to think that? Reading it nearly killed me!

Nope. Not one bit.

jhale667
03-10-2010, 08:33 PM
One wonders if she cut anything when they crashed. Karma should require a clitoral excision.

Stupid bitch.

Dayum, woman! :lmao: Yes, she's an idiot, but that's harsh...:eek:

jhale667
03-10-2010, 08:37 PM
Remember ladies -

Trim the hedges, just don't scorch the earth... :D
















...Especially while driving. ;)

Sensible Shoes
03-10-2010, 09:25 PM
Dayum, woman! :lmao: Yes, she's an idiot, but that's harsh...:eek:

Hey, you're in a moving car, poking around in your crotch with razors - c'mon. That's beyond idiot, and she's lucky she didn't slice her femoral artery. She's also lucky her husband wasn't the male version of Lorena Bobbit.

Dan
03-11-2010, 01:40 AM
Maybe She Was Trying To Make Her HOLE Bigger Too.:D

fryingdutchman
03-11-2010, 05:13 AM
One wonders if she cut anything when they crashed. Karma should require a clitoral excision.

Stupid bitch.

Fuck the clit removal....

I'm for a full involuntary hysterectomy so the whore can't possibly reproduce.

fryingdutchman
03-11-2010, 05:17 AM
See the post above yours. Remember, be careful what you wish for...;)

Truer words have never been spoken...

http://www.keywestmugshots.com/images/thumb_key-west_arrests-reports-and-mugshots_115367.jpg

Panamark
03-11-2010, 05:24 AM
I wonder if she can do a clutch-handbrake start on
a hill doing that shit ??, now that would be impressive !

Panamark
03-11-2010, 05:26 AM
Im thinking maybe wax strips in a moving vehicle maybe more
intelligent ?? or,

WAITING TILL YOU GET TO YOUR DESTINATION YOU STUPID IDIOT !!!

thome
03-12-2010, 10:30 AM
I still am waiting for the truth of what was really going on in the car that they would think saying, I Was Shaving My Pussy as a excuse to cover up what was really going on.

Must have been pretty naughty..Yes/No?

NATEDOG001976
03-12-2010, 02:19 PM
Did she have have time to shave her face too?

WARF
03-12-2010, 07:45 PM
Driving while shaving: woman crashes car while trimming her private parts (http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Strange-News-Examiner~y2010m3d8-Driving-while-shaving-woman-crashes-car-while-trimming-her-private-parts)

So this explains why there hasn't been any recent katie aliases...

Panamark
03-13-2010, 01:33 AM
HA HA !

Hey WARF, Katie is now an out and proud Man/Woman !! True !! :)

Dan
03-13-2010, 03:01 AM
Any Pictures Of Her Hairy Beaver?

WARF
03-13-2010, 01:10 PM
Im kinda pissed off... now I cant drive my moms car anymore...

Nickdfresh
03-13-2010, 08:04 PM
Why? Do you shave your nuts while driving her car?

chefcraig
03-13-2010, 08:23 PM
Why? Do you shave your nuts while driving her car?

I don't even wanna consider that. I have a difficult enough time keeping my glasses from sliding down my nose while eating dinner. :duh:

bantonelli
03-15-2010, 02:30 AM
http://locallygrownnorthfield.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/suzanne_somers_.jpg

Matt White
03-16-2010, 08:55 PM
Ooofff...this woman looks rough. It's unlikely a quick trim downstairs would have improved her much. Recommended if viewed with beer goggles only. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-366.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

Havoc on the highway: woman was driving while shaving her bikini area (http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/03/we_all_know_the_dangers_1.html)

NOT a "handsome" woman........

Dan
03-18-2010, 03:21 AM
Binnie,Would You Hit It?