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Satan
03-29-2010, 06:52 PM
Ricky Martin is livin' la vida open, says he's gay
By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY, AP Music Writer Nekesa Mumbi Moody, Ap Music Writer 44 mins ago

NEW YORK – Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He's gay.

In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, Martin said: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

For many, Monday's announcement will come as no surprise; the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer's sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm.

Martin, 38, said he decided to reveal the truth after working on his memoirs helped him realize that he had to be free with himself, and not keep any more secrets.

"From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside," he said. "Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating."

Martin said one of the reasons why he kept his homosexuality hidden was because he was told by some that it would hurt his career. While his U.S. career peaked after the release of his 1999 self-titled English album, a multiplatinum success that included the hits "Livin' La Vida Loca" and "Shake Your Bon-Bon," he is still a hugely successful Latin artist.

"Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth," he said in his statement. "Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions."

Martin, who is the father of two boys born via surrogate in 2008, said he couldn't continue to hide his sexuality now that he is a father: "Enough is enough. This has to change."

Martin's book is still a work in progress.

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On the Net:

http://www.rickymartin.com

PETE'S BROTHER
03-29-2010, 06:52 PM
Ricky Martin: 'I Am a Fortunate Homosexual Man' - Stop The Presses! (http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/)

PETE'S BROTHER
03-29-2010, 06:53 PM
now, that, is amazing timing

PETE'S BROTHER
03-29-2010, 06:55 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/house-music/58478-nooo-fucking-way-really.html

as always, your title is better.:biggrin:

Sensible Shoes
03-29-2010, 07:03 PM
My girlish dreams are squashed.

chefcraig
03-29-2010, 07:05 PM
This reminds me of how Denis Leary must have felt when George Michael finally came out. Leary's response was more or less...

"Uh-huh. You mean to tell me that I'm the only person in America who realized back in 1985 that the guy jumping around in hot pants in that "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" video was gay?"

GO-SPURS-GO
03-29-2010, 07:06 PM
Not surprised at all. I think a lot of people in the entertainment industry are either gay or bi-sexual.

LoungeMachine
03-29-2010, 07:07 PM
Maybe now Gar will find the courage......

:gulp:

hambon4lif
03-29-2010, 07:07 PM
Wow! This is a true shock! My image of him is completely shattered!:rolleyes:

Little Texan
03-29-2010, 07:10 PM
You've got to be shitting me! The next thing you're going to tell me Richard Simmons is gay!

WARF
03-29-2010, 07:10 PM
Who's next Ryan Seacrest?

Satan
03-29-2010, 07:12 PM
This reminds me of how Denis Leary must have felt when George Michael finally came out. Leary's response was more or less...

"Uh-huh. You mean to tell me that I'm the only person in America who realized back in 1985 that the guy jumping around in hot pants in that "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" video was gay?"

I'm still amazed by the people who never realized Freddie Mercury was gay.

Uh, what was the name of his band? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

Same with Halford, for that matter.

VanHalener
03-29-2010, 07:14 PM
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Va Beach VH Fan
03-29-2010, 07:21 PM
Threads merged...

lesfunk
03-29-2010, 07:24 PM
Livin la vida Colon

PETE'S BROTHER
03-29-2010, 07:26 PM
this dude is gay too?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100329/ap_en_ce/us_people_chaz_bono;_ylt=Ahp7nSm4emVVpb2s1X0u1glxF b8C;_ylu=X3oDMTJrcGpmMHZlBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzI5L 3VzX3Blb3BsZV9jaGF6X2Jvbm8EY3BvcwMzBHBvcwM3BHNlYwN 5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2NoYXpib25vYXNrcw--

hambon4lif
03-29-2010, 07:36 PM
Who's next Ryan Seacrest?Not really...we already know Seacrest is a cucumber-hound.
It's when Sammy Hagar falls out of the closet that heterosexual men everywhere will officially be deemed as 'outcasts of society'...until then, there's still hope.;)

Hardrock69
03-29-2010, 07:59 PM
I have to laff. Another poofter admits his poofiness.

Christ. Is his fucking career so fucked that he has to come out of the closet to try and get some fucking media attention?

hambon4lif
03-29-2010, 08:15 PM
I have to laff. Another poofter admits his poofiness.

Christ. Is his fucking career so fucked that he has to come out of the closet to try and get some fucking media attention?That's what it amounts to....Desmond Child never returned his phone calls for the last decade, so he's left with no choice but to play the homo card.
Hell, he even did a duet with Christina Aguilera, and never fucked her....that's when I knew something wasn't right in Smallville. That broad will kick some pussy out to anybody that wants it! GO DEEP!

She Bangs, She Bangs......how the fuck would he know that? Hearsay is my guess.....

WARF
03-29-2010, 08:37 PM
This news should bring Andy Taylor out of posting retirement!

hambon4lif
03-29-2010, 09:21 PM
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Further proof! Kylie Minogue.....Kylie fuckin' Minogue!! I'd eat the corn out of her shit, and anyone that knows me will tell ya'...I fuckin' HATE corn! He was close enough to smell it....passed it up.....FAG!

Dr. Love
03-29-2010, 09:50 PM
no big shock. He was so far in the closet, he was having adventures in Narnia.

VanHalener
03-29-2010, 09:55 PM
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VanHalener
03-29-2010, 10:09 PM
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WARF
03-29-2010, 10:22 PM
He bangs... he bangs... oh baby when he spews.... he spews....

Diamondjimi
03-29-2010, 10:22 PM
Ricky Martin' a Woofter?
Tell us something we don't know...

Now it's Savicki's turn... (groaned post in 5,4,3,2, wait for it..)

WARF
03-29-2010, 10:23 PM
Yo... who wants to go troll the Ricky Martin board with me??? lol

VanHalener
03-29-2010, 10:26 PM
It's funny that William Hung is more of a man than The Latin AssTickler.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Diamondjimi
03-29-2010, 10:26 PM
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VanHalener
03-29-2010, 10:46 PM
Yo... who wants to go troll the Ricky Martin board with me??? lol

Right now I am working on my boat and cannot troll. Come first light I'm there!

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At least there's more unclaimed taco out there. Thanks FlameBoy!
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Anonymous
03-29-2010, 11:50 PM
My girlish dreams are squashed.

For some reason, women are always the last ones to know that their idols are gay.

Even if we keep telling them. Ricky Martin, George Michael...

Why do you women suppress reality so?

Cheers! :bottle:

Unchainme
03-29-2010, 11:57 PM
Yo... who wants to go troll the Ricky Martin board with me??? lol

link me.

hambon4lif
03-30-2010, 01:48 AM
They must've got the news days ago, but every one of Rickys "official" sites are shut down.

I even went to Willie Hungs site to ask if I could use "Willie Hung" as my name for future endeavors in the porn industry......I was banned within an hour!

Those guys are just so sensitive!

Nitro Express
03-30-2010, 02:42 AM
A latin guy like him could score endless hot female ass. I have no idea why a man in that situation would prefer another man's cock and asshole over hot women begging for you latin love. I will never understand.

GAR
03-30-2010, 02:55 AM
Livin la vida Colon

That was very slanderous, rude, vile and disgusting.

THNX Les!

GAR
03-30-2010, 03:03 AM
A latin guy like him could score endless hot female ass.

I remember many of our arguments at the time, me and my ex-galpal.. one of the recurring ones centered on this dude.

Most of the time, I'd crack on her 80s shit buttramming English bands like Human League, Depeche Mode and such as being queer and she'd defend them.

I was usually right.

This one time, I thought Ricky was straight. I mean, he didn't dress kinky, number one. Two, he didn't spaz around herky-jerky and queer and I thought "here this one Latin guy could cross over into rock and really go somewhere" and she's like Ah no, he's a fag. Yup, total fag.

"Yeah how do you know that. You don't know shit."

Trust me kay, I can tell. Mmm hmm, he's one.

Now, she was no mind reader but had alot of gay friends (which I quickly dispatched mind you, after we were together for awhile.. rude comments, goofy looks etc. they stopped coming round..) so I'm thinking: she musta known all those English bands were fuckin queer as all hell and just defending her position as a fan.

No wonder Ricky Martins career stalled after that one interview.. he could never clarify being a stinkknobber.

Now he has! Good luck, homo. Enjoy yer closure..

sadaist
03-30-2010, 07:13 AM
In other breaking news, the Sun held a news conference and admitted that it is bright & yellow.

binnie
03-30-2010, 08:04 AM
My girlish dreams are squashed.

Yes, but the fires that drive Steve Savicki's dreams have just been ignited.

I'm guessing that he's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls......

Panamark
03-30-2010, 09:03 AM
I remember my 3 year old niece watching MTV with me and Ricky coming
on.. Caitlyn casually said, I dont like him, he is gay....
Uncle Mark has the wind knocked out of his sails for a moment....
Firstly I also realized the dude was a flaming homo and secondly
how does a three year old know what a fag is ???
She is now a well balanced teenager....

diamondsgirl
03-30-2010, 09:30 AM
another waste of incredibly flexible hips.... :(

ELVIS
03-30-2010, 09:38 AM
Who's next Ryan Seacrest?

Or David Lee Roth ??

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lubzk.jpg


:biggrin:

Hardrock69
03-30-2010, 10:50 AM
no big shock. He was so far in the closet, he was having adventures in Narnia.

:lmao:

Nickdfresh
03-30-2010, 11:43 AM
Livin La Vida Homo (http://members.fortunecity.com/bwjokes6/rmparody/054%20-%20livin%27%20la%20vida%20homo.wav)

Nickdfresh
03-30-2010, 11:46 AM
Or David Lee Roth ??

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lubzk.jpg


:biggrin:

Don't you have some flowers to put on Micheal Jackson's grave, tosser?

thome
03-30-2010, 11:49 AM
Or David Lee Roth ??

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lubzk.jpg


:biggrin:

Ah yes the 80's back when a hetro dude could wear spandex tights out to bar on friday night and wake up saturday morning with a girl under each arm and in her closet the three of us could all find some duds to wear out saturday night..good times...;)

Mr Walker
03-30-2010, 11:55 AM
Who's next Ryan Seacrest?

I was listening to the Stern show yesterday and it seems as if there is some kind of on-air war brewing between Stern and Jamie Foxx over Stern's comments over the fat chick in the movie Precious. Stern was dropping some real obvious hints that Foxx is half a fag. Stern has been in the business far too long to know that you can't throw baseless innuendo like that out there unless he has some kind of proof to back it up.

Anonymous
03-30-2010, 01:34 PM
Or David Lee Roth ??

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lubzk.jpg


:biggrin:

You're making me waste precious groans that should go to Suckadicki, you bible-thumpin' faggot.

I bet you WISH Dave was gay... ;)


Ah yes the 80's back when a hetro dude could wear spandex tights out to bar on friday night and wake up saturday morning with a girl under each arm and in her closet the three of us could all find some duds to wear out saturday night..good times...;)

Can I get a hell yeah? :rockon:

Cheers! :bottle:

Sensible Shoes
03-30-2010, 02:41 PM
This is the new edict from Shoes. If you are not a fan of DLR - you dis him in any way - or say that fucking dead and crumbly one hit wonders OWN the person we are here to honor.....

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?????

DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY. Get it? You prefer Hagar, want to say that Dave's voice is shot, start a hair thread or compare him to Laura Burpagain....

THEN LEAVE. GET LOST. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!!!

Stay and risk more of my lame attacks. I have lotsa time on my hands.

Panamark
03-31-2010, 03:32 AM
Unca E ??

I am without speech ?

You could have gone with Rob Halford at least ??

Mate, you must be back on the OJ Vodka and purple footballs :)

ORRRRRIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT !!!! :lmao:

ELVIS
03-31-2010, 10:39 AM
No sir, just stirring the pot whilst we all await a new album...

BTW, Halford revealed his homo-ness years ago...:biggrin:

sadaist
03-31-2010, 10:57 AM
Stay and risk more of my lame attacks. I have lotsa time on my hands.


:hee:

Too funny.

Anonymous
03-31-2010, 12:05 PM
BTW, Halford revealed his homo-ness years ago...:biggrin:

Thanks for the heads up, I think we all missed that particular bit of news. :)

Cheers! :bottle: