Which POP STAR would you like to bang??? [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

WARF

03-30-2010, 04:45 PM

Fuck Lady Gaga!! I want Rihannas' black asshole all around my vanilla dick and hairy white nutsack... then I wanna stick it in her smelly cocoa poontang and make an ugly oreo baby!!!

binnie

03-30-2010, 04:48 PM

Rihanna - it's not even close, really.

Taylor Swift has the demeanour of someone who'd be a dead fuck; Miley Cyrus may infect me with the stupid virus; Fergie has a rockin' body but a bag of spanners for a face; Pink, whilst she'd probably fuck like a bitch on heat, annoys the living shit out of me; Beyonce would probably be too distracted by any mirror in the room; and Hilary Duff comes across as so inane that I'd rather kill her than fuck her, given the choice.

Britney still does something for me - the words 'I don't do that' have never crossed her lips, but I think she's probably had more bang than John Wayne's gun, so it's not worth it given a fresher option. As for Katy Perry, she's so busy playing sexy that I'm guessing she's not when it comes down to it - rockin' body though.

Rihanna is smokin' - I'd burst a ball hitting that.

binnie

03-30-2010, 04:49 PM

I'd do Pink... I can't even begin to imagine the stuff she's probably into...

Cheers! :bottle:

I hear ya. Pink undoubtedly takes to cock like a duck to water, but she's not the most attractive on the list, is she.

She would have been my number 3 I think.......

binnie

03-30-2010, 04:50 PM

Fuck Lady Gaga!! I want Rihannas' black asshole all around my vanilla dick and hairy white nutsack... then I wanna stick it in her smelly cocoa poontang and make an ugly oreo baby!!!

Hands off! I called dibbs! :D

WARF

03-30-2010, 04:53 PM

No but seriously... im lovin Rihanna... I can't post a youtube from where im at... but watch her video... RUDE BOY.. and tell me she isn't a hot piece of ass... plus I think Jay Z tapped it...

chefcraig

03-30-2010, 04:54 PM

The only one that comes to mind isn't on the list. She's that chick from the DIVINYLS, when she was singing about touching herself.

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binnie

03-30-2010, 04:57 PM

Perhaps this will help the decision making:

Rihanna

http://www.naughty.com/news/Rihanna/Totally_Naked_Photos/images/Rihanna_Nude_Masturbating_picture.jpg

http://hypecartel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/rihanna-nude-04.jpg

binnie

03-30-2010, 04:58 PM

http://image.take40.com/400x300/rihanna_nude_italian_vogue_400x300.jpg

binnie

03-30-2010, 05:00 PM

Katy Perry

http://celebs.pictorials.us/images/stories/katy_perry_nude_01.jpg

twonabomber

03-30-2010, 05:22 PM

that's gotta be a chop.

my choice(s)

http://www.celebrityclothingline.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gwen-stefani.jpg

http://thepopfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/christina_aguilera.jpg

and just to prove i ain't no hater

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/07/article-1083750-02629645000005DC-750_468x534.jpg

:D

WARF

03-30-2010, 05:31 PM

Grace fucking Jones... jesus christ... I'd rather bang Patrick Ewing uh huh huh huh.. I Forgot above Gwen Stefani she is fuckin smokin for 40 ... and her music is tolerable...

Coyote

03-30-2010, 05:37 PM

Where's the option for "in that order"?

Satan

03-30-2010, 05:38 PM

Considering that they're all going to Hell, I'll get to bang all of them. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

chefcraig

03-30-2010, 05:42 PM

Considering that they're all going to Hell, I'll get to bang all of them. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Nothing quite like being the last guy on the list, eh?

Anonymous

03-30-2010, 05:50 PM

I hear ya. Pink undoubtedly takes to cock like a duck to water, but she's not the most attractive on the list, is she.

She would have been my number 3 I think.......

When you get to my age, you'll realize that the most attractive girl is almost always the least interesting & fucked up - no pun intended - of the bunch.

They're so uninteresting that even their neurosis are, at best, irritating.

Pink is most certainly NOT unattractive & she might be crazy enough to be interesting.

As long as they're not butt ugly, they'll do. And even if they ARE butt ugly, if they're interesting enough, they'll also do.

Of course, there ARE limits. I wouldn't do the one in Lefty's avatar for a million euros. You would've, though, back in the day.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous

03-30-2010, 05:53 PM

Nothing quite like being the last guy on the list, eh?

At least he doesn't have to go through the extremely painful process of teaching a girl how to fuck...

... and I have a feeling that some in that list, even though they've probably had more cock in them than your oldest pair of trousers ever will, never really had one good fuck. They will, though. Eventually.

And Satan will be waiting, the lucky bastard...

Cheers! :bottle:

WARF

03-30-2010, 07:42 PM

I still would bang lady gaga though!!!

Sensible Shoes

03-30-2010, 07:43 PM

Katy Perry

http://celebs.pictorials.us/images/stories/katy_perry_nude_01.jpg

Katy Perry or not, those are some hips that are meant for birthin' babies. GAWD

WARF

03-30-2010, 07:48 PM

Like Katy Perry would have a shitty bathroom like that... with SUAVE kmart shampoo in the shower!! lol

Anonymous

03-30-2010, 07:54 PM

It does look like it's a chop... and yes, those are most certainly the hips of a breeder.

I'd do her, though... nice boobs. And I really can't stop staring at her pussy... ok, I stopped long enough to look at her breasts, but dear Gawd, I can almost TASTE IT!

And feel the little stubbles against my tongue (yes, I like to run my tongue up & down the stubs once or twice, I like the scratchy feeling). TMI? Fuck off, parky!

Cheers ! :bottle:

Terry

03-30-2010, 08:29 PM

Former reality show contestant Susan Boyle.

thome

03-30-2010, 08:34 PM

Ima_:pullinghair: is out of control people, let's get some assistance going here, first off we gotta clean up on isle 3...lets move it people....!!!

Next check the utility closet and make sure he hasn't gone all rope-a-dope..lol

:biggrin:

oh and p.s... I would get Shakira on thomies hands on massage therapy system,,,, proven results every time..:tongue0015:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album85/shakira06110701.jpg

VanHalenFan5150

03-30-2010, 09:10 PM

I'd bang my girlfriend, I don't know about you

Sensible Shoes

03-30-2010, 09:39 PM

I still would bang lady gaga though!!!

do we have to have that really gross discussion that we had a number of years ago???? Cause it really might come up in this situation.

Anonymous

03-30-2010, 09:49 PM

Yes, yes you do.

Have it here. Now! In front of everybody!

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous

03-30-2010, 09:50 PM

Oh, wait... discussion.

I stopped reading after gross because I got... excited.

:umm:

Oh, well. It's better than nothing.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69

03-30-2010, 10:57 PM

I would do Pink in a heartbeat.

WOOT!

http://filefap.com/pfiles/88264/pink.jpg

Panamark

03-31-2010, 02:43 AM

Kylie Minogue !

I Win !!! :)

Bill Lumbergh

03-31-2010, 04:26 AM

I'll go with Pink. My wife is a huge fan, so I've seen her live, and am constantly bombarded with her image and shitty music. I would LOVE fucking the everlovin' tar out of her well worn pussy though....

Matt White

03-31-2010, 07:08 AM

WOOF

http://celebs.pictorials.us/images/stories/katy_perry_nude_01.jpg

binnie

03-31-2010, 07:29 AM

Kylie Minogue !

I Win !!! :)

Indeed you do - I'd take Kylie or Gwen Steffani over anyone on that list.

tojoro

03-31-2010, 09:21 AM

Kelly Clarkson, thank you very much...that ass keeps getting bigger and I would like to bite it like an apple!:wanker:

Mezro

03-31-2010, 11:25 AM

I would bang Pink right in the stink!

Mezro...she could get the party started with my lunch meat in her oven...

Golden AWe

03-31-2010, 11:29 AM

David Lee Roth

Anonymous

03-31-2010, 12:04 PM

I never realized Dave Lee was your type, GAwe...

I mean, he's not fat. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Antman

03-31-2010, 02:10 PM

I'd wrap Taylor Swifts long legs around my head like a cheap turbin and make her come 5times before she ever saw my dick.

binnie

03-31-2010, 02:23 PM

Taylor Swift? Really?

Don't you think she's a little sex-less?

Antman

03-31-2010, 02:29 PM

That's the reason why. She may have had sex, but I GUARANTEE she's never been FUCKED. Look at who she's dated that homo from the Jonas Bros and the prepubescent tool from Twilight. I'd filth her up real good. She needs a dirty scumbag like me just once in her charmed life.

Antman

03-31-2010, 02:33 PM

Truth be told, I'd bang em all. Except Pink. She looks like she smells. Fergie is probably my fave on the list. Of course I'd hit Britney and Beyonce. I'd like to make an Oreo samich with Beyonce and Rhianna. Where's Shakira???

Antman

03-31-2010, 02:34 PM

If you combined Hillary Duff and Miley Cyrus's ages, they're still younger than me!

binnie

03-31-2010, 02:37 PM

Except Pink. She looks like she smells.

I happened to be taking a drink when I read that - I nearly choked!

binnie

03-31-2010, 02:37 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to have the courage to admit to want to bang Miley.....

WARF

03-31-2010, 03:54 PM

I wanna take out my big, "Montana" and whip it in Mileys' face...

Anonymous

03-31-2010, 04:06 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to have the courage to admit to want to bang Miley.....

The problem is not that no one wants to admit it... the problem is that the others rank higher than her.

But if it's admission you want, I'd fuck her in the most brutal, savage & humiliating way possible.

And I'm into a lot of fetishes. Most, if not all.

She'd never be or walk the same again.

Happy?

Cheers! :bottle:

ppg960

03-31-2010, 11:06 PM

Katie Perry for me.
Nice Hooters.
Tit Fucking for sure!!

Little Texan

03-31-2010, 11:23 PM

Christina Aguilera

Grant

04-01-2010, 01:07 AM

Kylie Minogue !

I Win !!! :)

You can have Kylie, I'll be more than happy to have the lovely Dannii. :)

(not that she's a pop star anymore)

Panamark

04-01-2010, 09:09 AM

hambon4lif

04-01-2010, 11:03 PM

I'd bang my girlfriend, I don't know about youHey, ain't nothin' wrong with that! I wouldn't mind bangin' your girlfriend either!:baaa:

hambon4lif

04-01-2010, 11:09 PM

Lookin' at the menu...I'm gonna go ahead and order the "Fergie". She's like a Michelle Pfeiffer dipped in caramel....

.....not only that, LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN' ROCKIN' ASS!!

Bill Lumbergh

04-02-2010, 12:54 AM

Fergie is ugly as fuck, but yeah, that body is insane.

sadaist

04-02-2010, 02:25 AM

I still choose Britney. Totally cute face and a great body when she is in shape. Plus she gets nasty....I just know it.

conmee

04-02-2010, 03:27 AM

Britney still does it for me, and Katy Perry.

Yeah, I'll take Miley too, although she sounds like a total dunce, but maybe that's how all 18 year olds sound... she is legal right?

That is all.

Icon

Grant

04-02-2010, 04:58 AM

G'day Grant !!

I dunno ? Pre plastic, Dannii was smokin
(thinkin home and away days) but as the years
go by Kylie still looks the same as always....
In fact I reckon Dannii tried to look like kylie
with the plastic ?? Both good sorts, cant argue
with that...

Plastic fantastic, I say! I've always dug Dannii over Kylie.
It's a shame that I won't be able to watch more of her on Australia's Got Talent since that wanker Kylie "is that the only experience you've had?" Sandilands has polluted his way back onto our TV screens.
BTW, you don't happen to still have a copy of that Playboy issue, do you? ;)

Panamark

04-02-2010, 05:12 AM

Plastic fantastic, I say! I've always dug Dannii over Kylie.
It's a shame that I won't be able to watch more of her on Australia's Got Talent since that wanker Kylie "is that the only experience you've had?" Sandilands has polluted his way back onto our TV screens.
BTW, you don't happen to still have a copy of that Playboy issue, do you? ;)

Thank me later :)

Danni Minogue Australian Playboy rapidshare file downloads (http://rapidog.com/danni-minogue-australian-playboy-rapidshare.html)

Grant

04-02-2010, 05:21 AM

Thank me later :)

Danni Minogue Australian Playboy rapidshare file downloads (http://rapidog.com/danni-minogue-australian-playboy-rapidshare.html)

Lifesaver mate. Cheers! :beers8:

Panamark

04-02-2010, 06:02 AM

No worries mate ! That was a great shoot, didnt realize she was
just 23 at the time

hideyoursheep

04-02-2010, 06:24 AM

I'd crush the stuffing out of Fergie. She has this "bad girl" look to her. I don't care much for the teenybopper types.

thome

04-02-2010, 08:09 AM

You!! prefer Danni Over THIS!!!?

I must be a wiyrdo or something...?

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