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Panamark
03-31-2010, 03:49 AM
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'
From correspondents in London From: NewsCore March 30, 2010 10:30PM

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.
Panamark
03-31-2010, 03:49 AM
Link

Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid' | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/world/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfkyi-1225847704437)
Panamark
03-31-2010, 03:50 AM
Wtf ??
Seshmeister
03-31-2010, 04:52 AM
The golden rule is that you never send back a salad in a Chinese restaurant...
binnie
03-31-2010, 07:31 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to 'tossing the salad'.....
Panamark
03-31-2010, 08:29 AM
Beats the old, I dunno how it happened, I was just showering and
slipped over, excuse :)
jero
03-31-2010, 08:52 AM
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

LOL
Panamark
03-31-2010, 11:12 AM
So why didnt he shove the sword up his ass ??
He was busted !!!!
Mezro
03-31-2010, 11:20 AM
A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

This is news? This happens all the time in San Francisco.

Mezro...we even have a bar called The Brown Cucumber...
chefcraig
03-31-2010, 11:30 AM
Beats the old, I dunno how it happened, I was just showering and
slipped over, excuse :)

Yeah, it would stretch the bounds of credibility for the guy to claim he "picked it up from a public toilet seat".
Anonymous
03-31-2010, 12:16 PM
Yes, well... many of us say they'd rather die than have something up our arses...

... but that doesn't mean we will die if we do.

I guess he misunderstood?

Cheers! :bottle:
Sensible Shoes
03-31-2010, 04:03 PM
Perhaps he just thought that he'd eventually explode.