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VanHalenFan5150
03-31-2010, 06:21 PM
I'm curious. What is everyone's real name?

For example, mine's Peter.

Sarge's Little Helper
03-31-2010, 06:21 PM
Hi VanHalenFan5150! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

PETE'S BROTHER
03-31-2010, 06:22 PM
my real name on here is, pete's brother.:tongue0011:

PETE'S BROTHER
03-31-2010, 06:23 PM
no relation, i'm sure.:baaa:

VanHalener
03-31-2010, 07:16 PM
~My name is Joe Mamma~

OWWWWWW!

twonabomber
03-31-2010, 07:52 PM
Alexander Nevermind.

GO-SPURS-GO
03-31-2010, 08:09 PM
Since Iím not worried about people around here finding out that Iím ugly and overweight, and donít have a lot of money in the bank for anyone to steal, Iím not afraid to come out from behind the computer. My name is Warren Hammonds. Nice to meet you Peter! :rockin:

LoungeMachine
03-31-2010, 08:16 PM
Kip Winger.

Thought everyone knew that already....

:gulp:

GO-SPURS-GO
03-31-2010, 08:21 PM
Kip Winger.

Thought everyone knew that already....

:gulp:

I actually sent a message to Kip a few years ago through his myspace to see if this was true. :biggrin:

Little Texan
03-31-2010, 09:16 PM
My name is Dennis.

Blaze
03-31-2010, 09:34 PM
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Panamark
03-31-2010, 10:22 PM
Mark

I managed to keep it secret for years !!

Dr. Love
03-31-2010, 10:44 PM
Kip Winger.

Thought everyone knew that already....

:gulp:

What a coincidence, my name is Dip Weener.

VAiN
03-31-2010, 10:57 PM
My name is actually Vain... Crazy, I know.

VanHalener
03-31-2010, 10:57 PM
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thome
03-31-2010, 11:16 PM
I'm Shoot'n You Straight Little Girl Won't You Do The Same..

What was the question..?

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 11:16 PM
Oliver Clothesoff.

Blackflag
03-31-2010, 11:17 PM
For example

:biggrin:

DLR7884
03-31-2010, 11:30 PM
Heywood Jablowme.

DLR7884
Seriously.

Rikk
03-31-2010, 11:34 PM
My name is pRikk.

Bill Lumbergh
04-01-2010, 12:03 AM
The last time I did this, a very moronic and dickless poster used it in his sig for a bout a year. Why it was funny, or used as a weapon against me I dont know. By the way, it's Bueno Bob.

Anonymous
04-01-2010, 12:16 AM
Ivor.

Ivor Biggun.

Cheers! :bottle:

GAR
04-01-2010, 01:28 AM
My name's Gar!

Dan
04-01-2010, 01:40 AM
Mark

I managed to keep it secret for years !!

I Thought It Was MATE.:D

Dan
04-01-2010, 01:41 AM
Dan,Danny,Daniel.:D

Panamark
04-01-2010, 01:44 AM
Dan,Danny,Daniel.:D


Damn, that was even harder to guess than mine :hee:

Dan
04-01-2010, 01:45 AM
Or NAD.:D

NATEDOG001976
04-01-2010, 01:46 AM
Kip Winger.

Thought everyone knew that already....

:gulp:

Is she still only 17?

Blackflag
04-01-2010, 01:52 AM
:lmao:

VanHalener
04-01-2010, 07:20 AM
My girl was calling me "Oh God, Oh God" this morning.

OWWWWWW!

VanHalenFan5150
04-01-2010, 09:05 AM
Ololololololol....


Funniest thread i've posted in in a long time. :biggrin:

Panamark
04-01-2010, 09:26 AM
I wonder if Demon Cunt uses his real name ?

Va Beach VH Fan
04-01-2010, 12:26 PM
We've recently been on an anti-personal info kick here, I'd really hope no one answers the question, outside of the obvious ones....

Anonymous
04-01-2010, 12:33 PM
Good call.

I'd say that giving out your FIRST name isn't that much of a deal, but then again, that's only my opinion. Some may think differently.

I strongly advise against posting even your last name. Even if you trust most of the posters of this site, there's always many, many lurkers around of whom you know shit about.

Cheers! :bottle:

chefcraig
04-01-2010, 01:20 PM
Holden McGroin

jhale667
04-01-2010, 01:57 PM
Studley Hungwell.

:guitar:

MAX
04-01-2010, 02:47 PM
I'm Shoot'n You Straight Little Girl Won't You Do The Same..

What was the question..?


Shutup Maxipad!!! :)

conmee
04-01-2010, 03:05 PM
We've recently been on an anti-personal info kick here, I'd really hope no one answers the question, outside of the obvious ones....

Greg Simmons, er I mean "VA Beach"...

Once we cut over to the new site/database, we will be publishing EVERYONE'S personal information, to encourage openness and sharing and weed out those who can only talk the talk but not walk the walk...

That is all.

Icon:devils:

VanHalener
04-01-2010, 04:07 PM
My name is Elmer J Fudd

I own a mansion and a yacht

VanHalener
04-01-2010, 04:09 PM
~My Name is Nobody~
















Wonder if NetFlix has that one?

sadaist
04-01-2010, 04:23 PM
Rusty Shackleford

Dan
04-01-2010, 04:28 PM
Johnny Fever.:D

PETE'S BROTHER
04-01-2010, 04:31 PM
david lee roth:hitch:

VanHalener
04-01-2010, 05:00 PM
~My Apache name is Two Dogs Phucking~

Anonymous
04-01-2010, 05:03 PM
~My Name is Nobody~

Wonder if NetFlix has that one?

That, my friend, is a kickarse film.

You know, when I was a tiny young'in, my dearly departed grandfather told me an incredibly funny story. For years, I couldn't remember what it was, all I could remember was me, my brother & some friends were having our lunch at my granny's house while he told us the story & we were spitting the soup through our noses.

A couple years ago, I saw that film... yes, it was the story of the little bird that the cow shat on.

I remembered later he had also told me back then why Terence Hill was called Nobody in that film.

A true classic. They certainly don't make 'em like that any more...

Cheers! :bottle:

PETE'S BROTHER
04-01-2010, 05:09 PM
~My Apache name is Two Dogs Phucking~

why do you ask?:biggrin:

Dan
04-01-2010, 05:24 PM
Well Hung.:D

FORD
04-01-2010, 05:58 PM
My full name is Fuck Off Ray Danniels.

But I've been abbreviating it since July 1996 or so.

VAiN
04-01-2010, 07:43 PM
My full name is Fuck Off Ray Danniels.

But I've been abbreviating it since July 1996 or so.

LOL! Nice! And ain't it the truth, botha.... :barf:

Va Beach VH Fan
04-02-2010, 03:53 PM
Greg Simmons, er I mean "VA Beach"...

That's fucked up Icon...

I get any calls, it's your ass....

ThrillsNSpills
04-02-2010, 04:09 PM
My name is actually Vain... Crazy, I know.


I really hope for your sake your first name isn't Main.

Full Bug
04-02-2010, 04:21 PM
Alexander Nevermind.
Don't you mean baldie? ;)
Just kidding bro.....

hideyoursheep
04-02-2010, 05:43 PM
Gabe Athouse.

hideyoursheep
04-02-2010, 05:44 PM
Lou Skunt.

:lol:

(okay, that one is fake)

VanHalenFan5150
04-02-2010, 05:58 PM
Feely McGroin

SNIPER
04-02-2010, 10:32 PM
Mike Starr im an addict. Fuck you fuck off!

GAR
04-03-2010, 12:49 AM
My full name is Fuck Off Ray Danniels.

But I've been abbreviating it since July 1996 or so.

Once upon a time, I was wondering "really what the hell was FORD's real name" because I thought I'd find out everything in 2 hours.

It took me 20 minutes, and that was mostly from all the reading there is available publicly.

The reason I'm an advocate for keeping people's usernames in play even if you know their real ones, is such as the problem we had with Knockz where he endured way too much abuse for being a minor nuisance.

People published his personal biz, like about his kid and his work, shit like that and it wasn't cool at all. Then, he quit posting here completely.

He was the first guy to post VH video conversions in flash years before YouTube, and most definately a Roth fan - and we lost him as a fellow member over Moderators not doing their job.

If you are a Roth supporter, don't attack your fellow fan by trashing on their personal life.. one thing I recall from this situation is it really threw a wet blanket on people's posting style for half a year whether anyone's willing to admit this as a fact or not.

And Knockz occasionally rubbed some the wrong way, so there were few defenders when this occured.

So if you want your personal life exposed to the temptings of maliciousness by some tool hiding behind his keys in mama's basement.. go ahead and reveal away at your own risk but it is not advised.

Regards,
Gary

NATEDOG001976
04-03-2010, 12:53 AM
Phill McCraken

GAR
04-03-2010, 12:55 AM
That's fucked up Icon...

I get any calls, it's your ass....

Well, whaddya know? We're the same age!

(see, that's the shit I'm talkin about..)

LOLOLOLOOLOL

Dan
04-03-2010, 12:55 AM
Ford's Real Name Is.................................Gerald Ford.:D

VAiN
04-03-2010, 01:48 AM
I really hope for your sake your first name isn't Main.

No, just one name.. like cher & hitler...

Panamark
04-03-2010, 01:56 AM
My real name is

Mike Hunt

Say it fast !!!

LoungeMachine
04-03-2010, 03:01 AM
The reason I'm an advocate for keeping people's usernames in play even if you know their real ones, is such as the problem we had with Knockz where he endured way too much abuse for being a minor nuisance.

People published his personal biz, like about his kid and his work, shit like that and it wasn't cool at all. Then, he quit posting here completely.

He was the first guy to post VH video conversions in flash years before YouTube, and most definately a Roth fan - and we lost him as a fellow member over Moderators not doing their job.

If you are a Roth supporter, don't attack your fellow fan by trashing on their personal life.. one thing I recall from this situation is it really threw a wet blanket on people's posting style for half a year whether anyone's willing to admit this as a fact or not.
And Knockz occasionally rubbed some the wrong way, so there were few defenders when this occured.

So if you want your personal life exposed to the temptings of maliciousness by some tool hiding behind his keys in mama's basement.. go ahead and reveal away at your own risk but it is not advised.

Regards,
Gary


Does this include posting FAKE obituaries of members here, claiming you know they died, and have seen the SSA file?

Jizzystool might have been a major trolling pain in the ass, but Ryandidn't deserve you telling the board he was DEAD

:gulp:

Especially so soon after we actually DID lose a member

ass.

twonabomber
04-03-2010, 03:15 AM
Don't you mean baldie? ;)
Just kidding bro.....

you better be kidding, because with that thinning mop you wear on your melon, you gotta lotta nerve talking shit about someone else's hair.


:D

GAR
04-03-2010, 04:39 AM
Especially so soon after we actually DID lose a member..

- uh, you mean Mick who died like, a halfdecade ago already?

Don't you have a pie-eating contest to be ready for in the morning, or what..

LoungeMachine
04-03-2010, 09:03 AM
- uh, you mean Mick who died like, a halfdecade ago already?

..

Go to hell, asshole

VanHalener
04-03-2010, 09:58 AM
My real name is

Mike Hunt

Say it fast !!!

LOL

He lives in Florida now, but I know a Mike Hunt. I met him when one of my motorcycle riding buddies invited me to a party in Oakton, Va. back in the 80's. The Hunt family owned a nice chunk of Oakton, and Mike was able to name his own street Honda Drive.

Mom never understood why I laughed my ass off every time she said Mike Hunt is on the phone for me.

Anonymous
04-03-2010, 10:09 AM
Blah blah bullshit blah bullshit retardedness bullshit

Well, there's obviously ONE Army "member" that everyone here WISH they could lose...

Fuck off, Parky.

Cheers! :bottle:

Igosplut
04-03-2010, 11:36 AM
- uh, you mean Mick who died like, a halfdecade ago already?

Don't you have a pie-eating contest to be ready for in the morning, or what..

Just one more post saying something you really should just leave alone.

In all seriousness, you really need the shit knocked out of you in real life....

Anonymous
04-03-2010, 02:29 PM
Just one more post saying something you really should just leave alone.

In all seriousness, you really need the shit knocked out of you in real life....

He does need a good calm down punch.

Those are worth a shit load of words. A punch in the mouth in the right time would certainly shut him up & make him consider his role in society.

Is this a threat? Not really, one of those wouldn't hurt him all that much. Well, he might bleed a little, but the shock & embarrassment would sting a whole lot more.

Cheers! :bottle:

Diamondjimi
04-03-2010, 03:12 PM
- uh, you mean Mick who died like, a halfdecade ago already?


GARfail! You are, hands down, the biggest piece of shit Troll to ever post on this site!

I hope you get mugged by a Mexican gang and end up a quadriplegic! :shiznit:

FORD
04-03-2010, 03:17 PM
You are, hands down, the biggest piece of shit Troll to ever post on this site!

I hope you get mugged by a Mexican gang and end up a quadriplegic! :shiznit:

I've got nothing to add here, it just needed to be repeated. :biggrin:

Northern Girl
04-03-2010, 06:20 PM
My real name is

Mike Hunt


Bullshit…you wish you were Mike Hunt…you wish you knew Mike Hunt…Mike Hunt is amazing…many are jealous of Mike Hunt…many like to slam Mike Hunt…many would like to cream Mike Hunt…Mike Hunt is not afraid to take a pounding, but Mike Hunt doesn’t waste time on little pricks …Mike Hunt can take a lickin’ and comes back for more…Mike Hunt can take it all…Mike Hunt is amazing…Mike Hunt has to be seen to be believed…you should all worship Mike Hunt.



LMAO…I had to Favre out of retirement just for that little golden opportunity…

bueno bob
04-03-2010, 06:52 PM
My name is Anakin - it's native American for "Narcoleptic Elf-Face, Killer of Epileptic Owls".

Sometimes I go by Bill Lumbergh, but usually only on Saturdays when I pick up a local whore and plan on NOT using protection.

POJO_Risin
04-03-2010, 10:12 PM
Kip Winger.

Thought everyone knew that already....

:gulp:

I interviewed Kippy for the site several years back. Talked to the conceited prick on the phone. I remember coming away from the interview thinking, "Jesus Christ, what a complete douche bag..."

Which of course, lends validity to the LoungeMachine/Kip Winger rumors.

POJO_Risin
04-03-2010, 10:16 PM
I had a friend in High School named Mike Hunt...

He used to always specify Michael when we'd introduce him...which was a lot...

Of course...he had several nicknames...

"Smelly" "Big" "Bloody"

The list goes on and on...

Little Texan
04-03-2010, 10:49 PM
When I was a kid we had a neighbor named Mike Hunt. He always preferred to be called "Michael" for obvious reasons. :biggrin:

Dr. Love
04-03-2010, 11:45 PM
~My Apache name is Two Dogs Phucking~

My Apache name is "Breaking Wind".

hideyoursheep
04-04-2010, 12:20 AM
GAR's Sioux name is Lying Bastard of Prairie Dog.

Panamark
04-04-2010, 01:25 AM
Ok, I was being silly, its really

Ben Dover

conmee
04-04-2010, 01:35 AM
Brethren and Sistren,

Full disclosure: I'm also Daniel/Dan/Danny... only my high school sweetheart still calls me Danny tho'...

And my Social Security number is 253-17-2632

That is all.

Icon

Susie Q
04-04-2010, 02:04 AM
My name is Pojo...

thome
04-04-2010, 02:32 AM
Brethren and Sistren,

Full disclosure: I'm also Daniel/Dan/Danny... only my high school sweetheart still calls me Danny tho'...

And my Social Security number is 253-17-2632

That is all.

Icon

Is your whole family also going on vacation on April 25th for two weeks but you are glad that your dad hides the front door key under the door mat because last time he locked himself out and was worried about his 150, 1970 minted.. Uncirculated Kugerand collection that he keeps under the sofa in the den..?:biggrin:

conmee
04-04-2010, 02:43 AM
Thome,

Yes I will be out of house and I will be Twittering from a far off Mediterranean island, so check my Tweets now for geolocation data to pinpoint home address... truth be told, I'll be in Barcelona and Majorca for Memorial Week/Weekend...

http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af152/conmee/SpainTrip.jpg

That is all.

Icon©ģ™

Diamondjimi
04-04-2010, 03:48 AM
Brethren and Sistren,

Full disclosure: I'm also Daniel/Dan/Danny... only my high school sweetheart still calls me Danny tho'...

And my Social Security number is 253-17-2632

That is all.

Icon


That's some funny shit right there!:biggrin:

Panamark
04-04-2010, 04:52 AM
My name is Pojo...

Now things are gettin confusing !

So is Pojo's name really Susan ??

VanHalener
04-04-2010, 02:16 PM
Brethren and Sistren,

Full disclosure: I'm also Daniel/Dan/Danny... only my high school sweetheart still calls me Danny tho'...

And my Social Security number is 253-17-2632

That is all.

Icon


That's bullshit. I just tried to get a loan for a new boat with your ss# and they reported me to the Feds. Seems using a dead Korean woman's digits is a bad idea.




My rooster's name is Billy Jack.

Dan
04-04-2010, 07:08 PM
Brethren and Sistren,

Full disclosure: I'm also Daniel/Dan/Danny... only my high school sweetheart still calls me Danny tho'...

And my Social Security number is 253-17-2632

That is all.

Icon

How Dare You.:D:hitch:

Nickdfresh
04-04-2010, 07:11 PM
Dirk Diggler, at your service...

GAR
04-04-2010, 08:41 PM
GAR's Sioux name is Lying Bastard of Prairie Dog.

Perhaps, but you should also know my pornstar nome-de-plumbage is "Speremy Whalers."

conmee
04-04-2010, 11:22 PM
VHer,

Yeah, that Korean gal's digits have caused me no end of trouble credit-wise... there are also at least half-dozen lettuce-picking friends from south of the border using it as well... I look at it as just doing my part for immigration.

That is all.

Icon©ģ™

jhale667
04-04-2010, 11:31 PM
Perhaps, but you should also know my pornstar nome-de-plumbage is "Speremy Whalers."

When did you change it from "Gapey McButtfucked"? :biggrin:

FORD
04-05-2010, 12:09 AM
Probably when Jizzy broke his heart. After breaking his sphincter. :anal:

Little Texan
04-05-2010, 01:46 AM
Jack Meeov

Panamark
04-05-2010, 05:40 AM
Wayne King

hideyoursheep
04-05-2010, 07:31 AM
Ava Smallcock

hideyoursheep
04-05-2010, 07:36 AM
Perhaps, but you should also know my pornstar nome-de-plumbage is "Speremy Whalers."


That's "Lefty".

hideyoursheep
04-05-2010, 07:47 AM
I don't have a name for her, but I did get my hands on a photo of GAR's girlfriend...



















<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/oobi" target="_blank"><img src="http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp338/shann717/oobieyes.jpg" border="0" alt="oobi like Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

Panamark
04-05-2010, 09:44 AM
She has nice eyes !

Coyote
04-05-2010, 11:16 AM
Wile E, right here...

PETE'S BROTHER
04-05-2010, 12:14 PM
puuuuuure genious:)

tojoro
04-05-2010, 01:42 PM
Super Genius!:)

Coyote
04-05-2010, 02:32 PM
I like the way it rolls out... Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius!

*cue oncoming train*

scottydabodi
04-05-2010, 02:34 PM
My name's actually MR. Scotty the Body, but I use Scotty the Body for short -check my Twitter page: Scotty DaBodi (mrscottythebody) on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/mrscottythebody) ......

Anonymous
04-05-2010, 03:17 PM
I like the way it rolls out... Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius!

*cue oncoming train*

... followed by a long fall down a cliff.

Only you could pull that off, mr. Wile E.

Cheers! :bottle:

Reverberator
04-05-2010, 04:10 PM
Adolph Hitler.

Coyote
04-05-2010, 04:30 PM
... followed by a long fall down a cliff.

Only you could pull that off, mr. Wile E.

Cheers! :bottle:

Kinda hard on my insurance premiums, though...

But Acme pays me well.

Anonymous
04-05-2010, 04:33 PM
Adolph Hitler.

Unca Adolf?

Is that you?

Cheers! :bottle:

Sensible Shoes
04-05-2010, 07:24 PM
My name is Doris.

LoungeMachine
04-05-2010, 07:58 PM
My name is Doris.

Easy to remember...rhymes with a female body part [Seinfeld reference]

Signed,

Machine, Lounge

:gulp:

Sensible Shoes
04-05-2010, 08:09 PM
I'm taking back this post.

LoungeMachine
04-05-2010, 08:10 PM
Shit, Chicken

:gulp:

:D

Guitar Shark
04-05-2010, 08:20 PM
Easy to remember...rhymes with a female body part [Seinfeld reference]

Signed,

Machine, Lounge

:gulp:

That would be Dolores, but I applaud the reference anyway.

Sincerely,

Hat, Ass

LoungeMachine
04-05-2010, 08:23 PM
That would be Dolores, but I applaud the reference anyway.

Sincerely,

Hat, Ass

I remember.

Always wanted to meet a chick named Mulva too :D

But I figured Doris was close enough.

Regards,

Nozzle, Douche

:gulp:

Sensible Shoes
04-05-2010, 08:43 PM
Shit, Chicken

:gulp:

:D

Not, I am.

Blaze
04-05-2010, 10:08 PM
Tider Tenu
:wow:

Blaze
04-05-2010, 10:58 PM
Vadgie Nah:hee:

Blaze
04-05-2010, 11:07 PM
Amanda Lay :biggrin:

Blaze
04-05-2010, 11:09 PM
Barry D. Hatchett :hitch:

Blaze
04-05-2010, 11:11 PM
Casey Needzit
:lmao:

That is all, cheers!

GAR
04-06-2010, 02:40 AM
I don't have a name for her, but I did get my hands on a photo of GAR's girlfriend...



















http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp338/shann717/oobieyes.jpg (http://photobucket.com/images/oobi)

That's my wife, my girlfriends' eyes aren't brown.