When the Fakk©®™ did it...

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

When the fakk did it become acceptable, nay, a BADGE OF HONOR©®™ for women to goddam BREAST FEED©®™ in public?!?!? Here in The OC I have seen no less than two FEEDERS©®™ at goddam STARBUCKS this week... WTF? There's nothing at all appealing about seeing that shit, and most woman can barely drive let alone putting on makeup, adjusting the blanky, popping out the sagging boobage, and aligning the baby's wailing mouth up to the nip... seriously, the kid won't fakking starve if you wait until you get in the car or go home. Yeah, great, it's natural, maybe I should just rub one out in the goddam easy chair here while I chug down an espresso...

I am absolutely NOT sexist, I think all women are created equal, all bleed out of their pee holes, and some have even managed to go on to get college educations and star in porn, but for the love of JIVE©®™, keep your tits in your bra unless it's the beach, strip club, or reality show.

That is all.

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[thome]

I only know they have Twoo Boobbages©® and I stole your CR thingie:boobeyes:

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[Diamondjimi]

Doesn't bother me a bit. But if the woman throws me dirty look or has something to say about my glance I'd tell her to put the milk bag away and do it in private... :boobs:

[Dan]

Doesn't bother me a bit. But if the woman throws me dirty look or has something to say about my glance I'd tell her to put the milk bag away and do it in private... :boobs:

It Would Help If You Have Your Pants On DJ.:D:hitch:

[kwame k]

:lmao:

[Panamark]

:lmao: too funny Danny and DJ !

I tell ya what, after becoming a somewhat recent dad for the first
time. Our son was delivered in a new age trendy private maternity
hospital in Sydney. The Dad's are encouraged (pushed) to join
in on every freakin part of it.. The rooms have these massive showers
where (when the woman goes into labour) you are encouraged to
get in there, her all naked (Dad's must keep undies on) and
even nursies will jump on in to help.... But fook me, the post birth
mass breast feeding classes, I must have looked like I was on crack,
I couldnt find a comfortable place to point my eyeballs.
There was milk laden boobies everywhere. In fact at this point
all the women were topless, none of this discreet little nipple flaps...

Totally get where you are coming from Icon.... I saw so much milk
feeding boobies in such a short period of time it was trippy.

The other thing i noticed was going to ob-gyn appointments,
you are just sitting in the waiting room, bored, as they always
make you wait two hours, so you resort to looking at insects,
roof decorations, anything, as the range of womens weekly magazines
dont really provide great reading...
ALWAYS, while you are looking around randomly you end up staring
at the exact moment a mother whips it out, nipple all ready, and
then you cop the reverse stare, and feel like a freakin deviot pervert !! :biggrin:

Happens everytime...

Fortunately for me, my son didnt really get into the whole boob feed
thing and we switched to formula.... (Way better dudes !!!! for those
about to go over the edge into parenthood)

[Seshmeister]

That sounds like madness you really should have put your foot down.

I only ever went to one class and it was deeply unsettling to see the way the dads were overcompensating and groveling. Piece of nonsense.

Turn up on the day of the birth wearing a falconry glove to minimise scratching damage during the unpleasantness, try to look vaguely interested whilst she complains about fulfilling her biological function if only to minimise the moans later and then have an extended period of baby head wetting in the pub whilst you can. If there is any opportunity to keep them both in the hospital longer after the birth jump at it. Unless of course you already have a kid, then get them back promptly to help out.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Dan]

Looking Is Ok But Not Touching.:D

[GAR]

A reverse look with a frown behind it earns a wink and a smile from me, bitch.

I don't take that shit. If they whip it out, I should have the right to the other side. Or to whip mine out in public, too.

You're right. Who wants to see any of that? Or should I say who doesn't.. uhhh huhuhuhhuhuh

pishka
pishka
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[GAR]

Here in The OC

Fullerton? Are you the one working at Chapman..

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

Don't get me wrong, yeah, if it's your own kid and wife... I get it... but that's the problem with BREEDERS©®™, so fakking narcissistic that they think their cool kid and shit is cool to everyone else... I don't give a fack if their kid is a college genius or the cutest fakking thing since, well you get the point... all I'm saying is this shit wouldn't happen in IRAN or NORTH KOREA, that's all I'm sayin'....

And I think, sesh, that is some of the most poignant wisdom to leave your virtual mouth since I don't know when... if I ever knock up one of these whores (again) I'll be sure to take your advice on all things post-partum.

That is all.

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[conmee]

Fullerton?!?!? I guess it is technically in the county, but no, I'm in the Laguna/Newport area, where the housewives run rampant, the alimony flows, and we're up to our eyeballs in cougars whose vocabularies don't include the word "excess" when it comes to Bentleys, Aston Martins, Rolls, and cosmetic surgery.

That is all.

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[GAR]

The sandwich shack down the highway has awesome stuff.. I don't ever get to Laguna. I'm up in LA.

Another great place I like over there is that 50s diner.. you probably know those joints.

Laguna rocks for cougars! You see that all over the place down there, crossing the street with the little dogs..

[GAR]

OFFAK I just read the piechart pay-out for donations..

[Mushroom]

I don't mind seeing boobage, it's their fault if I look. the problem is most of them are not MILFs :bouncing-boobs:

[GAR]

If I see a naked tit in public, and I can't rub one out in front of her, doesn't it makes us all feel ever so uncomfortable?

However.. post my observations? Well, the last time I did see a naked tit feed in public, it was not a very blessed sight due to the age of the woman, she must have been in her mid 50s pushing a cart thru the checkout line at the market with one of them baby sling jobs.

You know, lots of age spots and fallen firmness - not like that ever held back the flow of DNA evidence all over the floor.. but then you see the ring and realize she's taken and such fantasies of infancy-reversive feeding is probably not going to occur that day.

[conmee]

BTW, it can be any kind of "when the fakk did it..." observations, it doesn't just have to be about breast feedings... and seriously, the moment an infant suckles up on the nipple, I just don't see anything sexually positive about that... it's a reminder of the sheer, utilitarian aspect of the boob, the anti-fun bag/food bag for tots if you will.

That is all.

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[GAR]

It's all about the nipple. Whatever else is in its' way must be remediated.

[Panamark]

Once Baby is attached, you would be one sick motherfuck to
enjoy that ???

(Exception, if its your own !)

[Seshmeister]

No!

There are no exceptions. pIcon is correct.

[Panamark]

Thanks pSesh !

In all honesty I was never comfortable with the whole
boob feeding thing. Really fucked up my nipples :mad:

[hideyoursheep]

I think GAR was breast fed by his dad.


Honestly I don't care either way, but methinks these women are doing it in public for the attention, nothing more. What's next? Changing a shitty diaper at the buffet line?:(

[Anonymous]

I think GAR was breast fed by his dad.


Honestly I don't care either way, but methinks these women are doing it in public for the attention, nothing more. What's next? Changing a shitty diaper at the buffet line?:(

I couldn't agree more, except Gar's father didn't exactly "breast" feed him.

But yeah, someday we'll get to witness diaper changing in public.

"Oh, I'm a mother, everyone look at me, I have a baby too just like everybody else, I'm not a loser any more & everyone needs to know about it."

Fucking attention whores.

Cheers! :bottle:

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

The fact that the dumbest people can have kids as well as the most erudite and wealthy, indicates that this isn't some sort of special club... hell, half or more of births are by fakking accident in this country nowadays anyway (thanks, mom!, oh, and that whore of mine from Pasadena, but I digress).

Look, I didn't want to get on a woman-bashing, baby-hating tirade, but I feel a hitch-like verbal onslaught brewing if I don't switch topics... all I'm saying is some shit should remain a personal family sharing moment that the rest of the world doesn't need to be privy to... you wanna share the ins-and-outs of your completely uninteresting and vulgar life with strangers? Do a reality TV show... I mean for fakk's sake, at least give me the option to opt out of the spectacle without inconveniencing me and my having to leave a public place because you have no shame or sense of decency.


That is all.

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[Susie Q]

K....female to weigh in here now..

Um, I feel uncomfortable when I see boobs coming out of nowhere to feed the children. I say go to the bathroom and feed your child, or put it in a bottle before you leave and feed them that way. I could never breast feed, I bottle fed all the way.

Breasts!
:hitch:

[Anonymous]

Look, I didn't want to get on a woman-bashing

It's NOT woman bashing. I mean, it is, but ONLY because men don't get the equivalent of breastfeed, or it'd be much, much worse.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Guitar Shark]

Given the fact that my wife is currently on month 9 of breastfeeding my son, thereby severely limiting both my interest in and my access to said breasts, I am not sufficiently impartial to comment on Icon's post at the present.

[hideyoursheep]

Brethren and Sistren,

The fact that the dumbest people can have kids as well as the most erudite and wealthy, indicates that this isn't some sort of special club...

Let's not get wealth and intelligence confused as far as parenting is concerned...The most wealthy seem to be some of the worst!

It sounds to me like Jeff Foxworthless would have a field day in your neck of the woods!

I'd almost expect to see this public breastfeeding activity around here, but I don't, for some reason...:umm:

[conmee]

HideYS,

Totally agree, my point was that regardless of socioeconomic or intellectual status, you can a) procreate and b) fuck up everything that comes post-partum.

Here in Orange County, it's all status, all about what car you drive, where you live, where you eat, and evidently how many kids you can pump out and how much milk your boobs can produce... I usually don't hate the playa's just the game, but in this instance, it's just not something that should be on the field of play.

Ok, now I'm gonna drive my Benz on down PCH, sneer at people driving American and Japanese cars, and get a $35 salad that won't fill me up.

That is all.

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[hideyoursheep]

:lmao:


That was hilarious, dude!

Try throwing some meat on that salad..;)

[Panamark]

Sharkie, your baby is not that much different in age to ours

The big positive I can see for you with the breast feeding is
you dont have to make up the bottles. All that sterilizing.
washing and assembling bottles is a chunk of the day.
I would have done around 1400 of those suckers so far.
And suddenly as the Dad you can also feed..

But even with all that bottle preparation, I agree with
conmee, Im glad my wife doesnt have to pop em out
in public. Although she did buy all these special tops
that had a privacy "flap" in case junior did latch on.
They are good as they really do cover up the bits.
But most women dont seem to bother and just whip
em out anywhere. Thats what causes the awkward moments
for anyone in the vicinity..

As Susie pointed out, most public places have bathrooms
and here in Oz seperate baby bathrooms are becoming more
and more prevalent... Take those milk jugs in there already !!!

[Reverberator]

I don't give a fuck if a sprog is munching on the mammory , I don't care even if the milk depository is aged or decomposed....ANY tit /nipple flash is a sight to behold and long may tits continue.

[Lqskdiver]

I work in Mexico. So in that country I could be sitting at Mexican IRS office and the lady next to me whips it out and feeds the kid. No place is sacred there.

What has to be noted is that boobs serve one main purpose. Nursing...

Granted that is not necessary nowadays, but evolution created the mother's ability to nurse their child.

So while Dad's get their hands on some boobage, eventually, nature made it so the kids can get hands on them at some point in time.

Oh, if anyone wants to REALLY freak out on nursing check out La Teta y La Luna Netflix: Rent as many movies as you want for only $8.99 a month! Free Trial (http://www.netflix.com/Movie/The_Tete_and_the_Moon/70043498?trkid=226871).

:biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

What has to be noted is that boobs serve one main purpose. Nursing...


Hmm, I could think of a couple more...:biggrin:

In a related note, actress Lindsay Wagner reportedly breast fed her son up until the age of 6. Sheesh.. talk about bionic boobs! :boobs:

[Panamark]

Hmm, I could think of a couple more...:biggrin:

In a related note, actress Lindsay Wagner reportedly breast fed her son up until the age of 6. Sheesh.. talk about bionic boobs! :boobs:


She was just trying to make them visible. From memory she didnt have
boobs ?

[Dan]

I Say A Big YES To Breast Milk.:D

[GAR]

How does warm breast milk taste, Pana?

Dan says yeay..

[Panamark]

How does warm breast milk taste, Pana?

Dan says yeay..

In all honesty, I couldnt tell you....
Our baby didnt latch on in time so my wife was given
some tablet that stopped the milk kicking in.
So we ended up being formula parents after
almost a week of trying. My wife really wanted to experience
that bonding, but its ok, both approaches have their
good and bad points. See my post to Sharkie above

I think if we had to chose again, we would just go straight
with the formula, those breast feeding nursies are a tad
nazi like .......

[Dan]

In all honesty, I couldnt tell you....
Our baby didnt latch on in time so my wife was given
some tablet that stopped the milk kicking in.
So we ended up being formula parents after
almost a week of trying. My wife really wanted to experience
that bonding, but its ok, both approaches have their
good and bad points. See my post to Sharkie above

I think if we had to chose again, we would just go straight
with the formula, those breast feeding nursies are a tad
nazi like .......

Mate,Go For Gold.:hitch:

[Panamark]

Mate,Go For Gold.:hitch:


S26 Gold formula ?

[Dan]

S26 Gold formula ?

LOL,XXXX Gold.:hitch::biggrin:

[Coyote]

BTW, it can be any kind of "when the fakk did it..." observations, it doesn't just have to be about breast feedings...

Somehow I think any other kind of observation will be left unnoticed.

We ARE talking about breast feeding...





















































But when the fakk did it become acceptable for mainstream radio jockeys to spew their verbalities until the first lyrics in any given tune? Are they so desperate for someone to notice them and that limping retarded beast they daringly call "a sense of humor" or even... dare I say it... fuck it... "intelligence"? Who cares about that near-mousy nasal whine the DJ might call his voice, just play the fuckin' song! And shut the fuck up on time!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Study: Breast-feeding would save lives, money - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100405/ap_on_he_me/us_med_breast_feeding_savings)

Bartick said there are some encouraging signs. The government's new health care overhaul requires large employers to provide private places for working mothers to pump breast milk. And under a provision enacted April 1 by the Joint Commission, a hospital accrediting agency, hospitals may be evaluated on their efforts to ensure that newborns are fed only breast milk before they're sent home. Or they can do it directly in front of pconmeed.






























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