The most outrageously witty post you can remember.....

[Sensible Shoes]

Can you remember the most vile, disgusting post someone's made while still managing to be wildly witty and screamingly funny?

Shoes has the need to prove to the kiddies that us old twats are......well......as fucked up as they are. Like, I told them that my signature used to be "But yes, I am a fetish obsessed cock gobbler" and they simply didn't believe me!!!!!

This is your chance to demonstrate to the outside world just what a fucked up bunch of miscreants we are!

On second thought, this could really skewer my future career in politics.

[Dan]

Have You Been Drinking?

[Anonymous]

Dan, how rude!

You don't ask a lady that.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Pussy,Have You Been Drinking?

[Anonymous]

Yesterday. Today, I have a wonderful hangover.

Haven't even left the house.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GAR]

I have prepared completely in waxed paper myself against any electromagnetic attacks.

I cannot be harmed.

[Diamondjimi]

I have prepared completely in waxed paper myself against any electromagnetic attacks.

I cannot be harmed.

Nice try Dumbass, you certainly won't be making the list! :Loser:

[Sensible Shoes]

Pussy,Have You Been Drinking?

YES! This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about! Something along these lines, but more foul and more funny.

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh wait, that second one wasn't talking to me, was it?

[GAR]

.. you certainly won't be making the list!

Wherein I lack authority, I perjure the majority.

[twonabomber]

Can you remember the most vile, disgusting post someone's made while still managing to be wildly witty and screamingly funny?

Shoes has the need to prove to the kiddies that us old twats are......well......as fucked up as they are. Like, I told them that my signature used to be "But yes, I am a fetish obsessed cock gobbler" and they simply didn't believe me!!!!!

This is your chance to demonstrate to the outside world just what a fucked up bunch of miscreants we are!

On second thought, this could really skewer my future career in politics.

is there a category for threads that contain the words "whoever can get to Buffalo by the time i pass out..." :D

[Sensible Shoes]

is there a category for threads that contain the words "whoever can get to Buffalo by the time i pass out..." :D

That was not on this message board, therefore does not COUNT.

[twonabomber]

i musta had to work that night.

[Sensible Shoes]

Considering how trashed I had to be to post that in the first place, your odds were not good.

[Anonymous]

What? Post what?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Kristy]

I cannot be harmed.

But you can go and fuck yourself.

[hambon4lif]

But you can go and fuck yourself.:lmao:

TESTIFY!!

[Diamondjimi]

I cannot be harmed.


But you can go and fuck yourself.

:baaa:

[Anonymous]

Gayr tries to be witty & is completely & devastatedly

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/841/20909735277576c0e00a.jpg

Well played, Kristy. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blaze]

Can you remember the most vile, disgusting post someone's made while still managing to be wildly witty and screamingly funny?

Shoes has the need to prove to the kiddies that us old twats are......well......as fucked up as they are. Like, I told them that my signature used to be "But yes, I am a fetish obsessed cock gobbler" and they simply didn't believe me!!!!!

This is your chance to demonstrate to the outside world just what a fucked up bunch of miscreants we are!

On second thought, this could really skewer my future career in politics.

Could be worse, could be f'loons ;)
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[Sensible Shoes]

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But this kiddie is a straight man/boy Don't think Roth will be his main attraction - it's our pithy conversation.

[Blaze]

Adjective
pithy (comparative more pithy or pithier, superlative most pithy or pithiest)
Precisely meaningful; forceful and brief.
Concise and full of meaning.
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Of, like, or abounding in pith.
pithy - Wiktionary (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pithy)
:umm::confused:

Don't mind me,
I am still a bit high from surgery.

[Panamark]

Whoever posted that picture of an ass up asian women
squirting a strem of hot diarreah splattering everything
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life !!

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh Jesus. I remember that. Perhaps this isnt such a good idea.

[twonabomber]

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in the immediate vicinity. Thankyou, that fucked me for
life !!

that's Tubgirl!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Whoever posted that picture of an ass up asian women
squirting a strem of hot diarreah splattering everything
in the immediate vicinity. Thankyou, that fucked me for
life !!

and the porno pic of the chick pukin' all over the dudes junk was very disturbing.:barf:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

anyone seen 2 kiwi's and a cup?

[Dan]

anyone seen 2 kiwi's and a cup?

Get A Fucking Life.:rolleyes:

Stalking Me Now?

So Sad.:umm:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

are you hitting on me piwi?

[Dan]

are you hitting on me piwi?

It's Kiwi You Dumbfuck.:rolleyes:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

whats with all the sexy talk dan?go call a hooker for christs sake.

[GAR]

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life !!

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