Larg Girl of the Month: April 2010

[bueno bob]

You know, on occasion I like to pick out a Larg Girl of the Month that may not seem like the world's most obvious choice...sometimes there's a method to that, other times there isn't. A lot of times she doesn't even have to dress, look or act like a complete slut-muffin, either.

The one thing that is always true, though, is that my usual driving purpose behind doing so is simply the fact that I wanna jump into bed with her and rattle the foundations of the house.

That said, I give you April 2010's Larg Girl of the Month...

...Sara Bareilles.
http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/sara-bareilles-love-song.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/16471253/Sara+Bareilles+63115.jpg

http://ceoworld.biz/ceo/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Sara-Bareilles.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://blogs.sltrib.com/burger/uploaded_images/Sara-Bareilles-p06-746165.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/photos/sara-bareilles/63116.jpg

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Sara_Bareilles_398663.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-1021318-0159A39700000578-61_468x664.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/3831936/Sara+Bareilles.jpg

http://blog.mlive.com/entertainmentnow_impact/2008/10/medium_Sara_Bareilles.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Sara-Bareilles-p04.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/8166173/Sara+Bareilles+sara7.jpg
(Larg?)

http://fansofdavid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sara-bareilles-11.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/18030327/Sara+Bareilles+her+chuck+taylors.jpg

http://myplay.com/files/imagecache/photo_389/files/official_photos/SaraBareilles_sitting.jpg

http://www.seatwave.com/FileStore/SEASON/IMAGE/sara-bareilles_009473_1_MainPicture.jpg

[Anonymous]

She's got a weird nose.

But I wouldn't desperately try to get away from her.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

A good call Bob - I like the more left-of-field LARG girls.

The force is strong with this one

[Terry]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

[Sensible Shoes]

Aw Bob, I didn't want to say you were a jackass - just wanted to give a thumbs down. Sorry.

[Dan]

Hair Pie Is Good.:D

[Guitar Shark]

Who?

...

[Guitar Shark]

she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

:lol:

[Dr. Love]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jizz_in_pants_andy_samberg.jpg

[Dinah Vagina]

Dunno about this one, bb...

Agreed she's not a total woofter...she's got the looks of someone who has a massively hairy bush, though.

Dinah Vagina is against massively hairy bush.

[bueno bob]

Actually, I'm quite alright with the controversy. In fact, I actually kinda revel in it...my only overall goal with all of these girls is to cover some base for everybody in at least one month out of the year. To my mind, the blonde bombshell (or whatever) is fine once in a while, but like binnie stated, I enjoy throwing girls out of left field that nobody would necessarily expect to see and keep it interesting.

Hell, the first (or maybe second) LGOTM was drenched in blood, for pete's sake...

One thing remains certain - no matter who I choose, she'll appeal to some - to others, she won't. But rest assured, short of my untimely demise, there are months and months to come. And in the event of my untimely demise, I fully expect you uncivil bastards to pick up the flag and keep it flying...except for Bill Lumbergh, because I can't stand the notion of seeing Bib Fortuna and Gammorian guards every month... :fufu:

And hey, you know, if you've got somebody in mind you wanna see, PM ME! I'm always open to suggestions and more than a few of the previous months girls have been elected that way.

[Terry]

I mean, it's not a slam against your pick for April, nor is it necessarily calling into question anyone else's opinion of her...

She just gives off that vibe of having a huge patch of fur surrounding her meat curtains. Like, hairy to the point of almost being distasteful...lots of very long, errant strands that would possibly cause retinal damage should cunnilingus be attempted.

[DLR7884]

Not a big fan of the nose, or the ring that got shot through it.

I agree with Terry, she's gotta have quite the fur burger.

DLR7884
Thick, curly, and smelly.

[bueno bob]

I mean, it's not a slam against your pick for April, nor is it necessarily calling into question anyone else's opinion of her...

She just gives off that vibe of having a huge patch of fur surrounding her meat curtains. Like, hairy to the point of almost being distasteful...lots of very long, errant strands that would possibly cause retinal damage should cunnilingus be attempted.

You know, in some regards, I don't mind much. Just depends on the girl, I guess...I'm really forgiving about excess hair with darker complected girls, actually...just a personal thing.

[Guitar Shark]

You know, in some regards, I don't mind much. Just depends on the girl, I guess...I'm really forgiving about excess hair with darker complected girls, actually...just a personal thing.

Well, you've got that big ol' mask thingy to protect you.

[conmee]

I have to concur with the other soldiers here re: unshaven haven...

And yes, the nose needs work, and well, shit, if you're getting that done, some bigger boobs... but I like her music... her last disc was surprisingly good, good voice.

That is all.

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[bueno bob]

I have to concur with the other soldiers here re: unshaven haven...

And yes, the nose needs work, and well, shit, if you're getting that done, some bigger boobs... but I like her music... her last disc was surprisingly good, good voice.

That is all.

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Musically, she's a guilty pleasure of mine.

Of course, I have a porn DVD with Love Song playing in the background during an extremely hot three girl scene, so maybe it's a Pavlov's dog response...

[bueno bob]

For those concerned, I've already decided on next months LGOTM...and it should fulfill all blonde/stupid/huge tits/"shut yer trap cuz yer only good for fuckin" wishes...

;)

[Dan]

I Feel The LARG In This Thread.:D

[binnie]

I'm guessing she's not going to win LARG girl of the year.......:D

[DLR7884]

For those concerned, I've already decided on next months LGOTM...and it should fulfill all blonde/stupid/huge tits/"shut yer trap cuz yer only good for fuckin" wishes...

;)

No, post more cuntroversy!

DLR7884
We thrive off of it!

[Anonymous]

I'm actually appalled as how neither Cindy Crawford nor a nun have been made LARG girl of the month yet...

This is a major flaw in the credibility of this otherwise much respected, if often cuntroversial, institution.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

As hot as she still is, I think that Cindy Crawford is too old to be a LARG 'girl' - plus, I've always figured that these spots were reserved for someone who isn't so obvious. I mean, there's no point us just going through the standard FHM 100 is there?

[bueno bob]

Believe it or not, the notion has occurred to me more than once to dedicate an entire year to Larg Girls of the 70s...or something similar, a classics only type of vote-off...that may be fun.

Maybe next year?

[Anonymous]

As hot as she still is, I think that Cindy Crawford is too old to be a LARG 'girl' - plus, I've always figured that these spots were reserved for someone who isn't so obvious. I mean, there's no point us just going through the standard FHM 100 is there?

1. Cindy Crawford will NEVER be too old. For anything.

2. Yes, the Larg is really obvious with her.

3. There's nothing standard about Cindy Crawford.


Believe it or not, the notion has occurred to me more than once to dedicate an entire year to Larg Girls of the 70s...or something similar, a classics only type of vote-off...that may be fun.

Maybe next year?

4. 70s??? Good Gawd, Bob. I hope you weren't referring to Cindy Crawford.

5. Eh up, how about interspersed one off polls like Larg Girls Band, Larg Bond Girl, Larg Nun Girl, Larg Porn Girl, Larg All Time Girl, etc...

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I don't mean standard, I mean obvious.

What I've always liked about the LARG threads is that the girl is not usually someone 'of the moment' - i.e. Joile, Megan Fox, Charlize Theron, etc etc.....

[Terry]

Charlize Theron...

Just the mention of her name makes me emotionally...erect.