View Full Version : 5 reasons the Army is superior to Facebook
Sensible Shoes
04-18-2010, 08:31 AM
Yes, it just occured to me that I am SO Much more entertained here than at the premier social networking site. So here are my reasons: You pick up the ball with yours.
1. You can turn any c****t word into cunt.
2. People do not feel they have to be NICE.
3. We have better smileys:dickhead:
4. You can't delete posts. Drunken pontificating cannot be removed the next day, no matter how embarrassed you are. If you find a way somehow, some asshole will have made a screen capture and torture you forever with it anyway,.
5. Steve Savicki is a fag.
Sensible Shoes
04-18-2010, 08:33 AM
Let me add a sixth.
6. only here would some dumbass have a feature turned on that won't let you use "common" words like "far" or "better" in a thread tag
Little Texan
04-18-2010, 11:28 AM
7. The Roth Army has an arcade with much better games, and not the ultra GAY ones on Facebook.
Farmville=Richard Simmons GAY :poofters:
8.) Rupert Murdoch does not, and never will, own the Roth Army.
hideyoursheep
04-18-2010, 05:50 PM
9) I cannot navigate FaceBook.:umm:
Nitro Express
04-19-2010, 03:57 AM
FaceBook is nothing more than electronic masturbation. Instead of stroking my ego on a FaceBook page I stroke my dick to the fine porn found here at the Roth Army.
Panamark
04-19-2010, 04:17 AM
We were into online socializing ten years before those fuckers !
Panamark
04-19-2010, 04:24 AM
8.) Rupert Murdoch does not, and never will, own the Roth Army.
That dude wants to start charging to look at all his news web sites....
Igosplut
04-19-2010, 07:29 AM
We were into online socializing ten years before those fuckers !
Is THAT what we call this???
Panamark
04-19-2010, 08:38 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SCawmK9b7MI/AAAAAAAABN0/Hz2UravQT6A/s400/fuck_you_anteater.jpg
Panamark
04-19-2010, 09:28 AM
Sorry Igo I was looking for a "Fuck nose" graphic to answer your question and
saw this. Made me laugh :)
Diamondjimi
04-19-2010, 10:11 AM
#10-We are the only site on the net with only 2 rules...
9) I cannot navigate FaceBook.:umm:
LOL @ me neither. I'm fucking clueless on fb.
Golden AWe
04-19-2010, 09:33 PM
Army has The Dump.
Hardrock69
04-20-2010, 12:07 AM
The Army is MUCH superior to FB.
For all of the above reasons, as well as reasons I cannot think of.
NATEDOG001976
04-20-2010, 04:17 AM
What about Twitter?
Sensible Shoes
04-20-2010, 04:20 AM
Twitter's name alone is enough clue about its worth. Includes the word "twit".
Army Has The Sheep Pen.:D
Panamark
04-20-2010, 05:08 AM
You can talk about Vaginas,
Look at Vaginas,
Be a Vagina !!
Panamark
04-20-2010, 05:09 AM
Just for the Jayman !!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g7KcbMxmLEU/SDVGROSzCkI/AAAAAAAAEDA/Hqnw6Gf5_XA/s400/Fuck+You.jpg
BITEYOASS
04-20-2010, 08:01 AM
The DLR Army was hating Spammy McFagar LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGG before Facebook even had an "I hate Spammy" Group/Page. :D
BITEYOASS
04-20-2010, 08:01 AM
What about Twitter?
I prefer to call it Twatter myself.
7. The Roth Army has an arcade with much better games, and not the ultra GAY ones on Facebook.
Farmville=Richard Simmons GAY :poofters:
I just sent you a Toothchipped Knoxville Strawberry on Whitetrash WhoreFarmer. Do you accept (y/n)Y
conmee
04-26-2010, 02:51 AM
Let me add a sixth.
6. only here would some dumbass have a feature turned on that won't let you use "common" words like "far" or "better" in a thread tag
I posted a somewhat colorful rant in the Webbie forum some months (actually over a year) ago and due to the odd parsing of thread titles by vBulletin the thread tags were "Ass, Fuck, Gay, ******s." On the whole, and without context, the tag makes me out to be a homophobic racist, but I assure you I was being completely respectful to BOTH Sarge and Pojo.
That is all.
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