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Blaze
04-23-2010, 10:26 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/video/politics-15749652/sec-watchdogs-distracted-by-porn-19290002

On a day when President Obama argued for more government regulation over the financial industry, a new government report reveals that some high-level regulators have spent more time looking at porn than policing Wall Street.

The Securities and Exchange Commission is supposed to be the sheriff of the financial industry, looking for financial crimes like Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme. But the new report, obtained by ABC News, says senior employees of the SEC spent hours on the commission's computers looking at sites like naughty.com, skankwire, youporn, and others.

The investigation, which was conducted by the SEC's internal watchdog at the request of Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, found 31 serious offenders over the past two and a half years. Seventeen of the offenders were senior SEC officers with salaries ranging

Eight Hours a Day Spent on Porn Sites
One senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington spent up to eight hours a day accessing Internet porn. When he filled all the space on his government computer with pornographic images, he downloaded more to CDs and DVDs that accumulated in boxes in his offices.

An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive.

Another SEC accountant attempted to access porn sites 16,000 times in a single month.

In one case, the report said, an employee tried hundreds of times to access pornographic sites and was denied access. When he used a flash drive, he successfully bypassed the filter to visit a "significant number" of porn sites.

The employee also said he deliberately disabled a filter in Google to access inappropriate sites. After management informed him that he would lose his job, the employee resigned.

A similar SEC report for October 2008 to March 2009 said that a regional supervisor in Los Angeles accessed and attempted to access pornographic and sexually explicit Web sites up to twice a day from his SEC computer during work hours.

Porn Problem Began as Economy Collapsed
Ironically, the report says most of these cases began in 2008, just as the financial system began to collapse. The same SEC officers who should have been safeguarding the economy were instead spending their working hours surfing the Internet for pornography, and the problem hasn't stopped.
The most recent case cited in the report is from just four weeks ago.

ABC's Ki Mae Heussner contributed to this report.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10451508

Blaze
04-23-2010, 10:29 AM
I did not know the some members of Rotharmy were SEC officers! :hitch:

Nitro Express
04-23-2010, 11:01 AM
When I worked for American Express porn was a huge problem. Then one day a female employee saw a male employee viewing porn in his cubicle and sued the company over allowing a sexually hostile atmosphere. The company freaked and the next thing we knew they hired IT people who were the porn police. Everything was monitored and big brother was alive and well probing into other areas besides porn. The quality of the work atmosphere actually went downhill.

Nitro Express
04-23-2010, 11:05 AM
Congress must have been viewing porn all day for years. Too busy looking at smut instead of reading those boring bills they vote on.

Nitro Express
04-23-2010, 11:10 AM
Porn is like cheese burgers. Too much hits diminishing returns. These addicts are complete losers. Go look at some pussy and tits. Go that's nice and then go back to work. Enjoy one burger, not ten spending all day dripping ketchup on your shirt and weighing 400 pounds farting the grease out your ass.

Blaze
04-25-2010, 07:14 AM
:biggrin:


Must be some guilt complex here Nitro.
With all the jokes that could come from this and the porn angle this thread should have been covered in slpudge.


Cops hanging out at the donut shop while the criminals run rampant.
Frustrating and sad, but classic joke material.
Glad they busted them. Hope they get more of those jerk off SEC officers and get some officers that have a passion for ferreting out fraud.
ferreting out... the jokes just make them selves. :biggrin:


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4550757556_4e3295c7c9_o.jpg

Nitro Express
04-26-2010, 03:22 AM
:biggrin:


Must be some guilt complex here Nitro.
With all the jokes that could come from this and the porn angle this thread should have been covered in slpudge.


Cops hanging out at the donut shop while the criminals run rampant.
Frustrating and sad, but classic joke material.
Glad they busted them. Hope they get more of those jerk off SEC officers and get some officers that have a passion for ferreting out fraud.
ferreting out... the jokes just make them selves. :biggrin:


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4550757556_4e3295c7c9_o.jpg

I would find it more funny if I wasn't so pissed about how the big banks have literally been allowed to take over the federal government. My background is in finance so I probably have a better understanding on how bad we have been fucked than the average person. I'm talking trillions of dollars being stolen and the only thing rallying the stock market is they are printing money to rally it. There is no real economy anymore, just smoke and mirrors and now they are going to tax us more and fleece our pension plans. It's so criminal I just really don't find the people who are suppossed to be protecting us from these criminals obsessed with porn very funny. Hey. They managed to throw Martha Stewart in jail but the real crooks get away scott free.

Blaze
04-26-2010, 08:19 PM
Yes as a forensic accountant, it is frustrating. It is like the domestic partner that keeps getting abused and does not press charges, which happens so much many states have laws to intervene in such cases.

But porn is porn isn't it? Why would the economy be any less funny than pedo priest stealing faith?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3296/4555805589_2d71dd8bfb_b.jpg

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/03/500x_secporn.jpg
Moreover, isn't Rotharmy all about porn?

kwame k
04-26-2010, 08:32 PM
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Blaze
04-26-2010, 08:32 PM
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Blaze
04-26-2010, 08:38 PM
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kwame k
04-26-2010, 08:41 PM
:headlights:

Blaze
04-26-2010, 08:45 PM
<object width="660" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/z6r54W-8z6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/z6r54W-8z6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="660" height="405"></embed></object>

Blaze
04-26-2010, 08:59 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dbr/lowres/dbrn936l.jpg

Blaze
04-27-2010, 05:49 AM
:lmao:
The porn bust :hee: is ironic as hell in this light...

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Was watching porn a guilt reflex? :umm:

Blaze
04-27-2010, 06:14 AM
naked short selling :hee: :hitch:


His wanker was this long! How could I not look!
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/MI-AX964_SEC_G_20090727160641.jpg

ODShowtime
04-27-2010, 06:54 AM
An SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive.

that's kinda hot. I'd love to hook up with a porn-addicted SEC accountant.