Obama - "You've Made Enough Money"

[sadaist]

Once again Obama shows his true feelings.

"At a Certain Point, You’ve Made Enough Money”

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[sadaist]

Anyone privy to what that mystical point is? Would be nice to have a clear number out there so people know when to stop achieving and just hold the status quo.

[Blackflag]

I wonder if that number is more or less than the millions he made before becoming president and the millions he'll make afterwards? Fucking cunt.

[Seshmeister]

How come a minister can spend every Sunday reading out far far stronger statements by the Jesus character and you all nod approvingly but the president says it and he's a dangerous cunt.

Is it maybe because all that stuff on Sunday is just pretend?

[Blackflag]

Maybe because the government actually has the power to steal your money, regardless of your beliefs.

[thome]

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ".

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.


The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.

Each person is only allowed one scoop size restrictions apply.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Barocky Road is in the back room laughing and counting his millions.

[Seshmeister]

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,700 for Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes..

The really clever thing about your post which you have so brilliantly somehow found at one of the 10 000 websites it's been posted at is that really early on it gets right to th e main point about this Obama guy being a n*gg*r.

That whole chocolate vanilla thing wow how do people come up with such amazing fucking satire?

[Blackflag]

Lighten up, Mr. P.C.

[Nickdfresh]

Lighten up, Mr. P.C.

Listen to Mrs. Hypersensitive-Pussybitch hypocrite...

[jhale667]

Listen to Mrs. Hypersensitive-Pussybitch hypocrite...

That all gets conveniently set aside when it comes to N-word references (overt or subtle)...y'know, unless he's asking for a timeout.

[binnie]

How come a minister can spend every Sunday reading out far far stronger statements by the Jesus character and you all nod approvingly but the president says it and he's a dangerous cunt.

Is it maybe because all that stuff on Sunday is just pretend?

And lo Jesus saith 'The point of life is to accumulate money at all costs, buying more stuff and look down one's toffy nose at all others poorer than ye. The free, un-regulated market economy is the way to eternal peace, and he who has more is blessed in the eyes of the Lord shall suck from its teet. He shall be blessed who shall earn 17 times the average national salary, for he is successful. The poor shall perish, for that is the way of the Lord.'

And Jesus' disciples were most uplifted by this sermon, shouting 'Praise the Lord! Death to Communists!' before the Lord let them kiss his Jimmy Choos sandles and Versace gown. And then the ways parted, and an old man came forth and asketh the Lord "My Lord, what about taxes, what does God think of them". And Jesus frowned at the old man, and shook his head. "Taxes" saith he "are the work of Antichrist and communists, for they taketh what the few do not need to helpeth the many. This is the way of the heathen liberals. The Lord saith 'you're on your own, Jack.'"

[Nitro Express]

Obama is part of the three stooges that ruined the US. Clinton gave us NAFTA and deregulated the banking industry which created the real estate and derivatives bubble. Bush invaded a country that never attacked us and lied on the reason we did it. He made the Executive Branch a dictatorship and got rid of Habius Corpus with the Patriot Act. Obama spent more in two months than all the previous presidents combined. He bailed out the banks and corporations and is their pet PR guy and sales person. He has ushered in fascism and has given the Executive Branch even more power with the Health Care law. Which one of these presidents is the worst is debatable but all three most definately suck monkey balls.

[ELVIS]

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:elvis:

[ELVIS]

oops...

:elvis:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

not mine, but found it funny.

[FORD]

And lo Jesus saith 'The point of life is to accumulate money at all costs, buying more stuff and look down one's toffy nose at all others poorer than ye. The free, un-regulated market economy is the way to eternal peace, and he who has more is blessed in the eyes of the Lord shall suck from its teet. He shall be blessed who shall earn 17 times the average national salary, for he is successful. The poor shall perish, for that is the way of the Lord.'

And Jesus' disciples were most uplifted by this sermon, shouting 'Praise the Lord! Death to Communists!' before the Lord let them kiss his Jimmy Choos sandles and Versace gown. And then the ways parted, and an old man came forth and asketh the Lord "My Lord, what about taxes, what does God think of them". And Jesus frowned at the old man, and shook his head. "Taxes" saith he "are the work of Antichrist and communists, for they taketh what the few do not need to helpeth the many. This is the way of the heathen liberals. The Lord saith 'you're on your own, Jack.'"

When did Gold Mansacks print their own translation of the Bible? :jesuslol:

[hambon4lif]

When did Gold Mansacks print their own translation of the Bible? :jesuslol:Not sure, but it is nice to see that they're living through the 'revelations' part of their own fucking book!
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[MAX]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

not mine, but found it funny.

LMAO!!! Just put that on my facebook. Cannot wait to see how many people will soon be yelling at me. Fuck, you should've seen how batshit peeps went when I posted the youtube of Barry throwing out that shitty pitch at the MLB opening game!!!

[Blackflag]

Got a link to his shitty pitch?

[MAX]

Got a link to his shitty pitch?

Here's the fucking wonderful pitch. He missed his calling in The MLB, IMO. :lmao:

Also, he wasn't booed at all. ;)

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[Jagermeister]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

[MAX]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

Actually, I say go for it but please don't forget to exclude the king of racial slurs when you do. Then, you can take your bullshit somewhere else. :)

[hambon4lif]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?If you just through out some racial slurs for the sake of doing so, it may cause a problem...
However, if you are clever enough, you could make subtle jabs threwout your post, and you may be able to get away with it.

[LoungeMachine]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

You're on thin ice, douchebag.

By all means, give us a reason to push you "through" the ice...

:gulp:

idiot.

[MAX]

Hey Lounge,

I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this...

When I was last bar managing, do you know what liquor I refused to serve, stock or even carry behind my bar? ;)

I didn't want those kind of people as my clientele.

[LoungeMachine]

:gulp:

Yep, only ball cap backwards, wrap around shade wearing douchebags order J-bombs.

[Jagermeister]

Hey Lounge,

I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this...

When I was last bar managing, do you know what liquor I refused to serve, stock or even carry behind my bar? ;)

I didn't want those kind of people as my clientele.

Why don't you two get a room. Fuck you Lounge! Pussy!

[Blackflag]

That was a sorry-ass pitch. All politicians throw like girls.

[Blackflag]

I use Jagermeister to wash my balls.

[MAX]

That was a sorry-ass pitch. All politicians throw like girls.

Actually Dubya threw rather well. :D

Anyhoo, I don't think that crezzi throw of Barry's could even be considered a pitch? That wild-ass throw didn't even go over the plate! It was about three feet outside, not to mention at least three feet high!!! The 6'3" catcher had to stand up to catch it a shoulder height. If there was a batter in the box the ball would have been behind his back. :lmao:

[Blackflag]

It was some kind of weird lob. I bet his daughters could have thrown it better. I don't remember Bush's pitch.

[Seshmeister]

It's obviously highly crucial that the president is good at rounders.

[LoungeMachine]

Why don't you two get a room. Fuck you Lounge! Pussy!

:lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

It's obviously highly crucial that the president is good at rounders.

You'd think being a socialist/commie, he'd be better at it.

:gulp:

Like his bowling skills weren't evidence enough that he was not presidential material

[hambon4lif]

Anyhoo, I don't think that crezzi throw of Barry's could even be considered a pitch? That wild-ass throw didn't even go over the plate! It was about three feet outside, not to mention at least three feet high!!! The 6'3" catcher had to stand up to catch it a shoulder height. If there was a batter in the box the ball would have been behind his back. :lmao:It's because he's sporting that faggoty-assed jacket.
What's a White Sox fan wearing that bullshit for anyway?

[FORD]

Actually Dubya threw rather well. :D

Anyhoo, I don't think that crezzi throw of Barry's could even be considered a pitch? That wild-ass throw didn't even go over the plate! It was about three feet outside, not to mention at least three feet high!!! The 6'3" catcher had to stand up to catch it a shoulder height. If there was a batter in the box the ball would have been behind his back. :lmao:

For fucks sake, he's a basketball player. Even Michael Jordan sucked at baseball. :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You'd think being a socialist/commie, he'd be better at it.

:gulp:

Like his bowling skills weren't evidence enough that he was not presidential material

is he still training for the special olympics?

[Guitar Shark]

Someone needs to post that picture of Bush failing on the Segway.

[MAX]

It's obviously highly crucial that the president is good at rounders.
LOL.

Yup, exactly what happened when I posted it on facebook. Here I am this huge Red Sox fan laughing at a shitty pitch. Then all of my libby buddys chimed in and started ripping on Palin of all things. Yup, had as much to do with Presidental abilities as if the video was actually my way of saying; "Hey, I have a good strategy for getting back at those pesky Dems; let’s use his lousy pitch as a metaphor for his presidency." :rolleyes:

[MAX]

For fucks sake, he's a basketball player. Even Michael Jordan sucked at baseball. :biggrin:

:lmao:

[Seshmeister]

I was just expecting the Obama pitch to be a lot worse but I haven't played rounders since I was about 10.

Winner of the biggest fuck up at one of these usually goes to Diana Ross at the World Cup opening cermony... :)

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[Blaze]

Anyone privy to what that mystical point is? Would be nice to have a clear number out there so people know when to stop achieving and just hold the status quo.

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