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Hardrock69
05-11-2010, 10:16 AM
Sorry, this guy is but a pale imitation of Ahnold.

http://scifiwire.com/2010/05/sneak-peek-1st-pics-of-ja.php

http://i39.tinypic.com/r1ess5.jpg

kissfan1976
05-11-2010, 11:31 AM
Straight To DVD Me Thinks.

Hardrock69
05-11-2010, 01:11 PM
I have no need to see it. Looks like an overblown TV production.

binnie
05-11-2010, 03:23 PM
So now they're remaking films that were nothing but novelty in the first place?

Dan
05-11-2010, 08:08 PM
This is Great News.:D

Anonymous
05-11-2010, 08:17 PM
So now they're remaking films that were nothing but novelty in the first place?

Novelty??? The first Conan film was KICKASS! Find me something with better action scenes & soundtrack. What the hell are you on about?

AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING????

Don't any of the cunts in that picture realize what a calamity this'll be? You can sense it from Australia, for fuck's sake.

Cheers! :bottle:

Dan
05-11-2010, 08:22 PM
Sweet As.:D

MAX
05-11-2010, 09:27 PM
This is Great News.:D

Just stop it.

Dan
05-12-2010, 01:16 AM
Sweet As About The Great News.:D

Hardrock69
05-12-2010, 12:35 PM
Well, one thing is for sure, they got a weak-looking fool to play the role. If it was to be worth a damn they would find someone who at least was built like Ahnold. But then, that is a tall order. Finding someone with a god-like physique who can at least follow instructions well enough to appear like they are acting. Does this goober have a speech impediment? One is required to be successful as an action hero. Ahnold wif duh Cherman akksent (so what if he is from Austria?), Sly Stallone was a chronic mumbler, Dolph Lundgren had a heavy accent AND was a chronic mumbler.

Golden AWe
05-12-2010, 01:37 PM
How gay can you go? These old films are good camp humour. The remakes...I don't expect too much...

bueno bob
05-14-2010, 01:14 AM
Isn't this an outtake from Kevin Sorbo's Hercules or Xena?

Dan
05-14-2010, 01:40 AM
Isn't this an outtake from Kevin Sorbo's Hercules or Xena?

Both Were Shot Down Here In New Zealand.:D

Hardrock69
05-14-2010, 02:48 AM
Just as I said....looks like a lame television production.

I first understood about this concept when I watched Star Trek VII. I suddenly had the realization when I was in the theater watching it, that the director only understood about directing TV episodes. Possibly the screenwriter as well. Immediately got irritated, and almost walked out after a few minutes more, when boredom set in. Almost did not go see the last 2 of the ST: TNG films, and I found out later I should not have bothered to watch them.

Some idiot directors have been in the TV trenches for so long, they could not find their way out with a caravan of native bearers and a compass with a trail of breadcrumbs and a GPS.