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Dr. Love
05-12-2010, 11:33 PM
And that's how you clean up that there oil with that there hay!

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Blaze
05-12-2010, 11:46 PM
So very much better than hair. Thanks for the clip.

FORD
05-13-2010, 12:01 AM
Well, if they can actually plug the fucking hole in the sea floor, this might be worth a shot for the cleanup.

VanHalener
05-13-2010, 09:22 AM
I saw two smart farmers, where's the rednecks?

Dan
05-13-2010, 02:28 PM
Good On them For Trying Something New.:D

kwame k
05-13-2010, 02:32 PM
Yeah, my idea of using the world's biggest Kitty Liter bag doesn't seem practical, in hindsight ;)

Dan
05-13-2010, 02:41 PM
Rednecks Would Use More Oil To Clean-Up the Spill.:D

kwame k
05-13-2010, 02:42 PM
Drill baby, drill :beers8:

Dan
05-13-2010, 02:45 PM
Hay,Hay,My,My.:D

kwame k
05-13-2010, 02:52 PM
:lmao:

Nitro Express
05-13-2010, 04:02 PM
I was going to volunteer to be available to shave ladies pubic hair to donate to the spill. I'm very careful and won't use lather that will irritate your tender genital areas.

Nitro Express
05-13-2010, 04:04 PM
Drill baby, drill :beers8:

I'm thinking about sinking a big shaft into something wet and then having an eruption of precious fluids. Not the Gulf of Mexico but the woman who uttered those words.

Jagermeister
05-13-2010, 04:22 PM
Redneck Mildly offensive term for a lower class white person from the southeastern states of the USA. Derives from someone who spent a lot of time on manual labour outside and so received a "red neck" from the sun.

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

Where are the damn racial slur poilice?

MAX is going to be offended by that term!

Jagermeister
05-13-2010, 04:26 PM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/redneck.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
05-13-2010, 04:53 PM
cracker ass cracker! nice avatar

chefcraig
05-13-2010, 04:56 PM
EDIT Dual post...

Jagermeister
05-13-2010, 04:56 PM
:(

Man that's not cool to call me a cracker.

chefcraig
05-13-2010, 04:56 PM
The Florida Gator fan checklist...

1. Gator bag, ideal for hitting garage sales? Check
2. Tattoo of Tim Tebow? Check
3. #15 decal on left cheek? Check
4. Phone clipped to pocket? Check
5. Pack of Marlboros crammed into back pocket? Check
6. Most preposterous attempt at mullet in entire recorded history of civilization? Double check


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/redneck.jpg

Blackflag
05-13-2010, 04:58 PM
:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
05-13-2010, 04:59 PM
from the movie BIG TROUBLE "well i'm calling, and i'm a gator fan":biggrin:

Jagermeister
05-13-2010, 05:06 PM
Sorry I couldn't help myself. I was really attempting to make a point about the whole racial slur issue here. You know I got railed for that shit. All because I refered to Mexican as a legume. :biggrin:

Dr. Love
05-13-2010, 10:27 PM
I saw two smart farmers, where's the rednecks?

I can see how you may have missed them; Overalls are like redneck scientist labcoats.

kwame k
05-13-2010, 10:44 PM
Here's the term where people were actually killed and beaten to try to unionized for safer work conditions and better wages.


The term "redneck" was also used in The West Virginia Coal Miners March (1921) or the Battle of Blair Mountain when the coal miners wore red bandannas around their necks to identify themselves as seeking the opportunity to unionize. There was no derogatory implication.

bueno bob
05-14-2010, 01:17 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/redneck.jpg

This guy just became my fuckin' hero. For reals, yo.

Dan
05-14-2010, 01:48 AM
How Rude.:D

Jagermeister
05-14-2010, 10:12 AM
Here's the term where people were actually killed and beaten to try to unionized for safer work conditions and better wages.


Also in 1921......


Ku Klux Clan Activities become violent Throughout Southern US

ELVIS
05-15-2010, 09:38 AM
Dang, rednecks or not, that worked!


:elvis:

ELVIS
05-15-2010, 09:40 AM
Although those bowls are probably not seawater simulators...

Dr. Love
05-18-2010, 09:05 PM
Seems they got the contract.

lesfunk
05-18-2010, 09:28 PM
You'd need an awful lot of hay but fuckit, It's worth a shot, Right?