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Guitar Shark
05-17-2010, 07:18 PM
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to
people that call in to her radio show. She has preached that, as an
observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to
Leviticus 18:22
and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by an east coast
resident, which was posted on the Internet.

Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them
that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other
specific laws given to us in the bible and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing
odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the
odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period
of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19- 24). The problem is, how can I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided
they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine says this
applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you please clarify? Why can't
I own a Canadian?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly
states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination
(Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. However, I
don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I must admit that I wear reading glasses.
Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they be put to death?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He regularly violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field. Moreover, his wife is also a
violator by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread
(cotton/polyester blend). Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16).
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do
with people who sleep with their
in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

LoungeMachine
05-17-2010, 07:21 PM
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But you CAN own a Canadian......every time Baby's on Fire liquors up and posts here

:gulp:

[beat you to the clip, VA]

chefcraig
05-17-2010, 07:35 PM
Dammit, I was still trying to find my bookmark of West Wing quotes. I never realized I had so much porn bookmarked. :duh:

LoungeMachine
05-17-2010, 07:38 PM
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to
people that call in to her radio show. She has preached that, as an
observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to
Leviticus 18:22
and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by an east coast
resident, which was posted on the Internet.
Your devoted fan,
Jim


The fuck it was.

It was written by Aaron Sorkin, and plagirized by this clown

:gulp:

Guitar Shark
05-17-2010, 07:39 PM
LMAO

My bad for not cross-checking the e-mail forward I received, I guess...

LoungeMachine
05-17-2010, 07:41 PM
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly
states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He regularly violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field. Moreover, his wife is also a
violator by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread
(cotton/polyester blend). Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16).
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do
with people who sleep with their
in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)



All of these taken right from the West Wing scene.

:gulp:

almost verbatim

LoungeMachine
05-17-2010, 07:42 PM
LMAO

My bad for not cross-checking the e-mail forward I received, I guess...

You've been a little pre-occupied staring at my pics today....

:gulp:

chefcraig
05-17-2010, 07:44 PM
By the way, did you know that guy from MSNBC, Lawrence O'Donnell, wrote 16 episodes of the West Wing and appeared on the show as Dr. Bartlett? He also appeared in 10 episodes of HBO's Big Love as an attorney. This was in the tv section of my local paper (http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010-05-16/entertainment/fl-tjqa-051610-20100516_1_jack-bauer-kiefer-sutherland-miniseries/2) yesterday.

LoungeMachine
05-17-2010, 07:49 PM
By the way, did you know that guy from MSNBC, Lawrence O'Donnell, wrote 16 episodes of the West Wing and appeared on the show as Dr. Bartlett? He also appeared in 10 episodes of HBO's Big Love as an attorney. This was in the tv section of my local paper (http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010-05-16/entertainment/fl-tjqa-051610-20100516_1_jack-bauer-kiefer-sutherland-miniseries/2) yesterday.

He appeared in the episode TWO CATHEDRALS as Jeb Bartlet's father in a flash back.

He was a producer of the show as well.

:gulp:

kwame k
05-17-2010, 09:00 PM
Tell ya what, GS......I'll sell ya DiamondJimi, cheap!

Terry
05-17-2010, 09:15 PM
By the way, did you know that guy from MSNBC, Lawrence O'Donnell, wrote 16 episodes of the West Wing and appeared on the show as Dr. Bartlett? He also appeared in 10 episodes of HBO's Big Love as an attorney. This was in the tv section of my local paper (http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010-05-16/entertainment/fl-tjqa-051610-20100516_1_jack-bauer-kiefer-sutherland-miniseries/2) yesterday.

He was a semi-regular panelist on the McLaughlin Group until that blonde, dimwitted former secretary of Nixon, Monica Crowley, started blathering half-truths about Mormonism and why Mittens shouldn't have a problem capturing the GOP Nom because of his religion. O'Donnell got so steamed he looked like he was gonna start throttling Crowley...subsequently, he wasn't asked back to be a panelist.

FORD
05-17-2010, 09:22 PM
And as far as owning Canadians go......

http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg

I'll take her :sex:

kwame k
05-17-2010, 09:30 PM
Oh, I wasn't selling any of my private stock :)

Hardrock69
05-17-2010, 09:40 PM
I found that post interesting. Got it in my email years ago.

I want to own a slave. In fact, I know of a hot babe in Montreal right now that I would LOVE to own.

I will have to send her an email and ask her how much does she want to sell herself to me.
:biggrin:

Nickdfresh
05-18-2010, 10:58 AM
Dr. Laura going through her whore phase before becoming a pretentious, phony uppity bitch with no credentials for offering the "advice" she likes to beat people up with:

http://www.bartcop.com/meng02.jpg

Seshmeister
05-18-2010, 12:16 PM
The fuck it was.

It was written by Aaron Sorkin, and plagirized by this clown

:gulp:

Absolutely not.

Sorkin was 'inspired' by the letter to write the bit in the West Wing episode. Sorkin said that they tried to find the original author to give him a credit but they were unable to.

LoungeMachine
05-18-2010, 12:18 PM
Absolutely not.

Sorkin was 'inspired' by the letter to write the bit in the West Wing episode.

Well then, MY bad.

I saw no date on it, so figures it was recent. [episode was from10 years ago]

My apologies to him ;)

:gulp:

Seshmeister
05-18-2010, 12:30 PM
LMAO

My bad for not cross-checking the e-mail forward I received, I guess...



You need to upgrade your internet. Your one seems to be 10 years out of date. :)

PETE'S BROTHER
05-18-2010, 12:30 PM
Well then, MY bad.

I saw no date on it, so figures it was recent. [episode was from10 years ago]

My apologies to him ;)


:gulp:

ooooooh, you were wrong......you got owned.....oooooh.........better post a pic of sesh back in his rock and roll days.:hee::baaa:

LoungeMachine
05-18-2010, 12:36 PM
:lmao:

Too late, Sesh already uses his own pic as his avatar

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER
05-18-2010, 12:37 PM
the bear or the frog?

Hardrock69
05-18-2010, 12:45 PM
Here is the real dirt on the original post. It was all over the Internet BEFORE it was ever on West Wing.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp

Hmmm...I remember when those pics came out. There was a lot of them.34013402

Hardrock69
05-18-2010, 12:47 PM
Here is another one of the hypocrite:

3403

Nitro Express
05-20-2010, 05:48 PM
And as far as owning Canadians go......

http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg

I'll take her :sex:

Canadians are a good screw. I bopped one in Banff and two grom Toronto. All marvelous and fabulous fucks!

Nitro Express
05-20-2010, 05:52 PM
And as far as owning Canadians go......

http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg

I'll take her :sex:

Kerri Kasum and this Canadian snow babe. We have the same tastes in women Ford which means we would be battling for the same piece of ass in ancient times.