Jägermeister's Drink Recipes

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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Jägermeister's Drink Recipes

    Bull Nut:

    1 part Jägermeister

    2 parts energy drink
    1/2 part coconut syrup
    crushed ice

    Pour ice cold Jägermeister into ice filled glass

    Add energy dring anc coconut syrup.

    Enjoy.

    You can't tell if your cummin or going after a few of these.
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    Jafermeister tastes like Nyquil and doesn't have enough alcohol in it. If real men drink Ouzo or Sambucca if they want a candied up go go juice.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #3


      I happen to like it. Obviously.

      Jesus dude it's 70% alchohol.

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12710

        #4
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        Jafermeister tastes like Nyquil and doesn't have enough alcohol in it. If real men drink Ouzo or Sambucca if they want a candied up go go juice.
        Real men & sambuca in the same sentence?

        Only if you're... IN THE NAVY!

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • Jagermeister
          Full Member Status

          • Apr 2010
          • 4510

          #5
          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
          Real men & sambuca in the same sentence?

          Only if you're... IN THE NAVY!

          Cheers! :bottle:

          lol!

          Ok I started this for fun. Not so everyone could say how bad Jager sucks. So add some shit of your own. If you like bear piss mixed with pussy juice belly up the recipe and see if Catfish will try it.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Originally posted by Jagermeister


            I happen to like it. Obviously.

            Jesus dude it's 70% alchohol.
            It's 70 proof not 70%. Actually Jager is 40% alcohol. It's basically a medicine flavored schnapps.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Nitro Express
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              • Aug 2004
              • 32797

              #7
              I mean 35% alcohol. 200 proof is 100% so the percentage is half the proof number.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
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                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #8
                wine is fine, but whiskeys quicker
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32797

                  #9
                  Jager just doesn't have enough gusto for me. I really don't like sugary candied up booze. I like high octane aged stuff. I like uncut bourbon from a single barrel. Owwwww! Hey, if I can't set it on fire, it's too weak!
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32797

                    #10
                    I like my pussy juice straight from the source. Actually Jager, coconut milk, and Red Bull would make an excellent sorbet in this situation. Pussy is quite salty so you need something sweet with a bite to go with it.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • VAiN
                      Use my hand, I won't look
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5056

                      #11
                      Oh man.. the Jager! I love that shit... as a matter of fact, I even have a Jager machine at my place... behold!

                      Originally posted by wiseguy
                      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21838

                        #12
                        Th
                        e very first post should have read:

                        Jagermeister's Drink Recipe:

                        Jagermeister

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21838

                          #13
                          The very first post should have read:

                          Jagermeister's Drink Recipe:

                          Jagermeister

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