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Hardrock69
05-29-2010, 04:32 AM
The original post was posted in Hitchworld in 2005. It has since disappeared.

It was originally inspired by a comment NickDFresh made once:

"Conspiracies are fun!"

Post #4:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?23847-Rumsfeld-s-(and-others)-Secret-Dept.-Of-Terror&s=

I have DOCUMENTED PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF of what REALLY happened in Dealey Plaza, 11/22/63....

Some space aliens used their secret teleporter ray-beam gun to teleport a wax dummy of Elvis into the Lincoln limousine that day.....about 1/100th of a second before the fatal head shot. I have actual secret frames from the original negative of the Zapruder film that have never been shown to anyone before......

Ok firstly...frame number 311...where a wounded JFK is in the back seat, with Jackie at his side.....
http://i48.tinypic.com/2mqqafc.jpg

Then, in frame 312 (the REAL frame 312), the Elvis dummy has replaced JFK who, in the two-way transferrence, was transported to their base in the 39th dimension to be healed and live for 300 years as the ruler of some little known slave planet in a system on the very edge of our galaxy....
http://i49.tinypic.com/21mcjrm.jpg

Ok and in frame 313 we see his head go....something has happened in the motorcade.....:scared14:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2uq11kn.jpg

In Frame 314, the damage is done....
http://i50.tinypic.com/23k5jeo.jpg

So then when they get to Parkland hospital, they take the E-dummy in by the back way, and had the alien beings teleport it to the 457th century to be repaired, and then shipped back just in time for Elvis's funeral in 1977....
http://i50.tinypic.com/24gq9hc.jpg

Here is a current pic of JFK ruling some slave-planet at the other end of the galaxy....he is 93 now but feels like 20....
http://i50.tinypic.com/347k0le.jpg

The Umberella man was actually an alien being...
http://i46.tinypic.com/2yozbdg.jpg

The umbrella housed a top-secret trans-dimensional teleportation controller. He was the only guy in the universe who knew how to use it, cause he built it himself....he got tired of dealing with the shit-quality teleporters he was getting at the galactic equivalent of k-mart...so he invested a few zoolags and made one with all the hyper-threaded matrix dividers one would ever need....


So anyway the alien was also controlling the mind of Lee Harvey Oswald, which enabled Oswald to actually fire 8 times in only 3 seconds....this way too Umbrella Man could make Oswald fire the headshot a split second after he caused the Elvis dummy to replace JFK....and what is really freaky is that the guy with Umbrella Man is a very young Cigarette Smoking man!!!! And ANY conspiracy theorist worth a damn knows that Cigarette Smoking man retired from the CIA to become an actor who appeard on the X-Files, and more recently he has a recurring role as the ever-elusive G-Man in the PC game Half Life 2!!!!



Does it all make sense now?????

shit.......one problem is the rest of the frames of the film after frame 313 that I own are in a storage locker somewhere in the midwest, so I will have to get out my neo-thermal-equillibrium dowsing bong so I can locate them and post them....they really do not show any more than the Elvis dummy being driven under the underpass as the limo heads to Parkland Hospital...

Hardrock69
05-29-2010, 04:56 AM
Here is a photo of the group responsible for the operation:
http://i45.tinypic.com/jq1hcx.jpg

Here is the alien being who masterminded it all:
http://i49.tinypic.com/e0jtq1.jpg

And one last detail....Jackie Kennedy never recovered from the ordeal of finding a wax dummy that looked like Elvis sitting next to her, only to see it's head taken apart....

She had a bad habit of wandering around nude in public....
http://xxxhosting.org/images/63Jackie_Kennedy_Nude_1.jpg

Hardrock69
05-29-2010, 04:56 AM
Dupe post.

Blaze
05-29-2010, 10:11 AM
Jackie O had a mullet????

Golden AWe
05-29-2010, 11:17 AM
Wow! Impressive technique!

Terry
06-02-2010, 09:52 PM
I fucking KNEW it went down like that!!

More Reynolds Wrap for my helmet, please.

Hardrock69
06-03-2010, 12:29 AM
I got the original negatives in a box of Captain Crunch, along wif my CIA decoder ring!

Diamondjimi
06-03-2010, 12:59 AM
You lucky bastid! :biggrin:

Terry
06-05-2010, 04:15 PM
Jackie O had a nice, hairy beaver.

Hardrock69
06-05-2010, 04:49 PM
Yup. Hope JFK and Ari Onassis plowed it regularly!

Hardrock69
06-22-2010, 08:39 AM
I'll be damned.....seems I was not too far off the mark after all!

JFK faked his own death, and lived out his days in Russia tripping on acid! It's TRUE (according to this new book).

The review on the website below is pretty much on the mark when they say "You would have to be tripping on LSD to believe this book" and "If my mother had wheels she'd be a car". :lmao:

http://www.henrymakow.com/jfk_assassination_book_insults.html


Book Review by Richard Evans (for henrymakow.com)

The Kennedy Assassination remains the most investigated conspiracy of all time. The latest offering is "My God I'm Hit: A Sherlock Holmes Approach To The Kennedy Incident On Elm Street", by Brian David Andersen & Mark Samuel Anderson.

The book reads well initially, suggesting it contains new information. The authors present their case as if the reader is the jury. My interest was even piqued by the first implication that the authors would show that the famous Zabruder film was tampered with by Hollywood animation specialists.

"This book exposes the Zapruder film as a manipulated fraud, hoax and literal cover-up by citing five- point/multi-dimensional observations by key eyewitnesses and others on Elm Street."

Making note of that I read on, but the author's tease on the Zabruder film would have to wait as I found myself reading this:

"The text and photos are primarily for persons born after 1977 because they are detached from the emotions, prejudices and brainwashing that their parents and grandparents experienced as the Kennedy saga unfolded and evolved."

This statement was the first red flag for me, because it's a circular argument. We've seen this before. "eye witness testimony isn't reliable because they're emotionally involved, so the the only credible witnesses weren't there".

No big deal. I continued with interest to learn what new information the book could reveal regarding this tragedy. Then from page 5 to 10 I realized the author wasn't kidding - he expects readers to believe the Kennedy Assassination was faked! I had to re-read pages 5-10 to be sure I hadn't misunderstood. After dropping this bomb on page 5, the authors spend 4 more pages of empty rhetorical arguments; "The question to ask is: Why does disagreeing with the premise of the "Kennedy Assassination" make people so incredulous or hostile?"

Why? It's one thing to say that 9-11 was a conspiracy, and people can debate endlessly 'whodunnit'. It's another to say the World Trade Center destruction itself was faked! The same applies to the Kennedy Assassination. The difference is motive. Cui bono? There's plenty of motives behind these two atrocities, but where's the motive for faking either of them?

"My God I'm Hit" doesn't really provide any motive for the author's assertion that the 'Powers That Be' made President Kennedy "an offer he couldn't refuse: abdication by fake assassination, or real assassination".

I was only ten pages into this thing and already feeling it was an insult to the reader's intelligence. But the second chapter "The Two Core Reasons" promised to explain why the bloody murder of the popular young President would be 'faked'.

Instead, the authors took me down a new rabbit hole. This chapter begins with the affair between Jack Kennedy as while President and Mary Pinchot - the estranged wife of CIA big shot Cord Meyer. These details are lifted from the 1984 autobiography of Dr. Timothy Leary - the LSD 'guru' of the 60's psychedelic movement.

"My God I'm Hit" twists this account to say that Mary Pinchot had President Kennedy "tripping" on LSD frequently, and that it was Leary providing her with the drug to do it.

The authors stampede ahead with conjectures such as, "Besides all his legal medications for his pain and suffering, JFK began "tripping" with Mary on LSD (declared illegal in 1966) provided by Leary. " "JFK's LSD trips totally revamped his approach to his sexuality and women and especially his relationship with Jackie."

So 'core reason one' that the Kennedy Assassination was faked (according to Andersen) is that LSD 'therapy' made Kennedy a workaholic.

"After beginning his therapeutic LSD sessions, JFK stayed in the White House while working 10 to 16 hour days. Because the therapeutic LSD sessions transformed his sexual attitudes, JFK funneled all of his physical, emotional and intellectual energies to creating legislation and Executive Orders that benefited the United States of America and not the Global Elitist agenda. The Powers-That-Be took notice of and exception to JFK's real, true and threatening "New Frontier." JFK's intentions shifted from the Global Elitist agenda of taking away the rights of common American citizens to supporting the rights and privileges of the common American citizens."

And if my mother had wheels she'd be a car.

LACK OF CREDIBLE MOTIVE

Fact is, the authors skirt around giving a credible scenario for why in the world Kennedy's death would be faked. The second 'core reason' Andersen presents is Kennedy's Executive Order 11110 which initiated US Treasury issuance of Federal currency backed by US Treasury silver. Andersen did that part right.

"Once the power was transferred, however routine that action may have seemed, a Treasury Department official appointed by Kennedy named James J. Saxon put Executive Order 11110 into dynamic action. What Flaherty, Griffin, Zarlinga, Wikipedia and others craftily do not address is immediately after this power was transferred to the Treasury Department, over four billion dollars worth of $2 and $5 United States notes were circulated throughout the world."

Yes indeed. Those bills were called 'silver certificates', and were blue-green. As a kid we knew to collect them for one of the first things Johnson did as President was stop Treasury from printing any more of them.

Never-the-less 'core reason two' for faking Kennedy's murder is simply just another reason for killing him. Andersen gives "More Reasons" at the end of the book in Appendix I. I could see why he reserved them for the end -- I think he figured only those dumb enough to read the whole book might believe them! One reason he supposes casts a prominent American Catholic Cardinal of the early 60's as the 'Black Pope' - and of course the Black Pope in Andersen's theory is the top head of the 'Powers That Be'.

Before reaching that brilliant conclusion Andersen puts the reader through nearly 400 pages of fantastic assertions. He spends a whole chapter explaining that the President was specially fitted up with a concealed "pyrotechnic device" rigged to explode fake blood and brain debris. This device was to be triggered by Jackie Kennedy, who would then put on "the acting job of her life" pretending to be traumatized by having her husband's brains splashed all over her. Which of course was all 'fake' *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
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If this doesn't insult the reader's intelligence enough to toss it in the nearest trash can, Andersen proceeds to detail a hidden panel in the back of the limo to the roomy trunk, in which JFK's 'body double' is concealed, ready for the REAL Kennedy to be switched with the dead body of the double.

To complicate matters the REAL JFK has actually been shot in the shoulder just to make it look good.

I'll fast forward past the parts about the FAKE Oswald and FAKE Jack Ruby who have doubles who also are killed.

Where does Kennedy go? He's secretly transported to a luxury compound on the Baltic coast courtesy of the Soviet Union to live out his days with his alleged mistress - a famous socialite whom Andersen says faked her own death in 1965. According to Andersen, JFK had a terminal disease and didn't have long to live anyway. He spent out his final days swimming and playing tennis in a wheelchair, and presumably tripping on LSD.

CONCLUSION

You'd have to be on LSD to believe this book. Every few years some new Kennedy Assassination disinformation hype comes out to add confusion to the evidence so that new generations won't even know what a serious atrocity was done to the people of the United States. So I get a bit angry when somebody is in that business.

I can endorse the book as an entertaining satire of Kennedy conspiracy theories. Unfortunately, the book isn't supposed to be satire! This outlandish premise reminds me of a cult classic movie "Bubba Hotep," which did satirize American quasi-reality mythologies by portraying elderly Elvis Presley and John F. Kennedy incognito living out their lives in a shabby nursing home somewhere in the South USA.

"The film version also stars Ossie Davis as Jack, a black man who claims to be John F. Kennedy (explaining that he was patched up after the assassination in Dallas, dyed black, and abandoned by Lyndon Johnson). "

Given a choice between reading "My God I'm Hit" and watching Bubba Hotep on DVD, I have to go with Elvis. Bubba Hoptep is closer to reality.

Hardrock69
06-22-2010, 09:09 AM
Heh...appears the Jackie Onassis nude photo is gone. I hate adult hosting companies.

Here it is:3692

chefcraig
06-22-2010, 10:52 AM
Here is a photo of the group responsible for the operation:
http://i45.tinypic.com/jq1hcx.jpg

Rarely seen photo of above mentioned group meeting with the armed assassin responsible for the head shot. Gerald R. Ford is missing, as he was out getting coffee and donuts for the meeting. He has been replaced by ABC football announcers Al Michaels and Keith Jackson (circled in red), seated to the assassin's immediate left. This photo surfaced briefly in 1979, then mysteriously was never seen again.


http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1559/ajppe.jpg (http://img821.imageshack.us/i/ajppe.jpg/)

Hardrock69
06-22-2010, 12:26 PM
I absolutely believe that is the truth! :hee:

Hardrock69
06-26-2013, 11:31 PM
Necro-posting.

Because it is funny.

:D