YNGWIE MALMSTEEN To Release 'Raw Live' DVD

[Jagermeister]

Legendary Swedish guitarist YNGWIE MALMSTEEN will release the "Raw Live" DVD on June 29. According to a press release, the set "provides an unprecedented and unique look at the rise of a guitar god. Spanning from 1981 through 1999 and encompassing extremely rare footage of Yngwie's early years in Sweden, this video displays the infancy of Yngwie's prodigious skills well prior to his first worldwide album and travels through Yngwie's masterful career, including his masterful performances from his first solo albums, 'Rising Force', 'Marching Out', and 'Trilogy'. Also included in this unique video are never-released behind-the-scenes footage of Yngwie and newly shot personal touches of Yngwie which open up the viewer to a side of the guitar maestro which is rarely seen by the public."

Yngwie Malmsteen donated his guitar to the city of Bologna during the inauguration of Music Italy Show — Italy's most important trade fair featuring musical instruments, publishing, backstage equipment, DJ and discography — on May 15. The Commissariat of Bologna (Mayor) was present to accept this honor, along with the President of BolognaFiere. Multiple local authorities from the Emilia Romagna region and province and city of Bologna were also in the audience.

The ceremony opened with a performance by the 65-piece Giuseppe Verdi marching band followed by Yngwie signing and presenting his guitar to the city of Bologna.

As previously reported, Yngwie Malmsteen headlined "The Ultimate World Guitar Exhibition" at this year's Music Italy Show, which was held May 15-17, 2010 in Bologna, Italy. Malmsteen also took part in an exclusive clinic on May 18 at Castlebrando in Treviso, Italy — considered to be one of Italy's most impressive medieval castles. Fans got a chance to experience Yngwie's wizardry playing up close and personal.


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[ELVIS]

:killer::rockon::jammin::killer:

[Jagermeister]

I'll think I'll start an Abba thread.

[indeedido]

There will be an easter egg on the dvd of rare footage from his famous airline tirade where he told the flight attendant he would "release the fury" on them.

[chefcraig]

"The ceremony opened with a performance by the 65-piece Giuseppe Verdi marching band followed by Yngwie signing and presenting his guitar to the city of Bologna."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pI3mtIfSbY

[Jagermeister]

There will be an easter egg on the dvd of rare footage from his famous airline tirade where he told the flight attendant he would "release the fury" on them.

I tried to find it bit couldn't. Someone did a parody video of him playing with a voice over. He's like "No one can play like me cause I'm so awesome". I wish I could find it. It was funny as hell.

[ELVIS]

It's been posted many times...

[Diamondjimi]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a737dc9e970b-600wi

[Jagermeister]

http://www.darbyspies.com.au/assets/images/Products/560x420/sausage_roll.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Your last girlfriend?

[Jagermeister]

Your last girlfriend?

You talking to me or your friend the sausage roll?

[Diamondjimi]

Hmm, I figured that was a photo of your sweetheart. Looks like she's got a bit of a wiping issue...

[jhale667]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/yngwie-malmsteen-yngwie-j-malmsteen-likes-donut-demotivational-poster-1257684935.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/yngwie-malmsteen-yngwie-j-malmsteen-likes-donut-demotivational-poster-77230.html)


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1852/67/n63542530273_7161.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

:lmao:

[tojoro]

I don't like fookin' donuts!

[ELVIS]

Gotta love jhale...

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/Fat-person-with-beer.jpg


:elvis:

[jhale667]

Gotta love jhale...



Yeah, whatever dude...you really wanna go there?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/Arpeggiostudy.jpg

Done your homework yet, bitch? Didn't think so -get back to work.


Found a picture of your latest gear acquisition, too...looks like you're all set to flip the nut, restring it and fire it up through your "rig" :lmao:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/Insult%20comic/ElvisHickwie.jpg


The rose-theme is SO YOU...:turninggay:

:guitar:

[ELVIS]

Dude, you forgot to underline some words...

There's still time to edit...

:biggrin:

[jhale667]

I can do it later, remember? So no worries. :lmao:

[jhale667]

Don't hate because you failed creative writing, E. Some of us didn't, and actually get paid to do it now. :cool:

[ELVIS]

I don't hate dude, I just like to poke fun sometimes...


:elvis:

[jhale667]

I don't hate dude, I just like to poke fun sometimes...


:elvis:

Your idea of "fun" may need examination, dude.

[ELVIS]

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza ??

A pizza can feed a family of four...


How do you get an guitarist off your front step ??

Pay for the pizza...


:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

One more...:biggrin:

How do you get jhale to turn down his amp ??

Put a piece of sheet music in front of him...


:elvis:

[jhale667]

OK, first off, use some original guitar player jokes, instead of rehashing drummer jokes. That's just lazy and lame.

And number two: I used to correct some of the VH and Yngwie tab you're still struggling with, dude. :lol:

[jhale667]

Here's a REAL guitar player joke:

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: ONE, but the rest will stand around and talk about how much BETTER they would have changed it... :lmao:

[Jagermeister]

Here's a REAL guitar player joke:

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: ONE, but the rest will stand around and talk about how much BETTER they would have changed it... :lmao:

lol!!!!

That is a good one.

[chefcraig]

Here's a REAL guitar player joke:

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: ONE, but the rest will stand around and talk about how much BETTER they would have changed it...

Another variation, for frontmen:

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He holds it above his head, and the world revolves around him.

[jhale667]

Another variation, for frontmen:

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He holds it above his head, and the world revolves around him.


I've that one version before too.. :D
Yeah, that is and example of a clever variation on the theme, not just substituting "guitarist" for "drummer". ;)

[ELVIS]

Ok, I made this one up...

What do you call a guitar player who's not at Taco Bell ??

Unemployed...


:)

[jhale667]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PeV5Fgv9e7A/RuW0KrzS2oI/AAAAAAAACS0/ZHloeNFgtxA/s400/waldorf+and+statler.jpg

(Crickets chirping) :rolleyes:


What's with the recurring Taco Bell hate? You get fired or something? :hee: