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Golden AWe
06-11-2010, 04:34 PM
The cocaine whore pt. 29...how would Kevin Costner's back feel, if (like in "Bodyguard") she jumped into his arms now?

http://kuvat2.iltasanomat.fi/iltasanomat/lisakuvat/2192710_1_400_whitneylavalla.jpg

http://kuvat2.iltasanomat.fi/iltasanomat/iDoc/2192710-400_whitneylahi.jpg

Diamondjimi
06-11-2010, 04:46 PM
From Crack to KFC...

Little Texan
06-11-2010, 04:50 PM
If she's fat, that means she's not on crack anymore...it just means she's doing a different kind of crack now!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zwCTy-nVUHc/STU82jkhDpI/AAAAAAAABh8/nt7di6-J2zI/s320/20070628crack.jpg

bueno bob
06-11-2010, 04:58 PM
Well, at least now we all know what happened to the weight John Goodman lost.

sadaist
06-11-2010, 05:50 PM
Most times when you come off an addiction, you eat & eat & eat. Remember how thin Matthew Perry was when he was on Vicodins? He sure fattened up after rehab for the final season of Friends. Whitney getting fat suddenly to me means she is actually off the junk. (not junk food) So good for her. I'd rather see her fat, than skeletor-like & dead.

Little Texan
06-11-2010, 05:51 PM
http://kuvat2.iltasanomat.fi/iltasanomat/iDoc/2192710-400_whitneylahi.jpg

...and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII will always love FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Diamondjimi
06-11-2010, 05:57 PM
:lmao:

chefcraig
06-11-2010, 06:47 PM
At first I thought it would be practical to suggest merging this thread with the Val Kilmer/Hagar overweight (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?59279-this-pic-will-put-an-end-to-speculation) thread, then it dawned on me the combination of the two in one thread might just distress the server into malfunctioning.
http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Computer/computer-18.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Computer-Smileys.html)

Jagermeister
06-11-2010, 06:51 PM
Damn she went from feeling the heat with somebody to eating some meals with somebody!

ELVIS
06-11-2010, 07:23 PM
What's next, an Oprah thread ??


:rolleyes:

Dan
06-11-2010, 07:39 PM
Fuck Off Elvis.:rolleyes:

ThrillsNSpills
06-11-2010, 08:07 PM
What's next, an Oprah thread ??


:rolleyes:

Just hang yourself you miserable POS. you'll feel better

chefcraig
06-11-2010, 08:21 PM
Just hang yourself you miserable POS. you'll feel better

As will several others. :hee:

ELVIS
06-11-2010, 10:17 PM
I know, maybe one of you losers can post some Carnie Wilson info...

How 'bout Madonna! What's she up to these days...


Queers...:rolleyes:

HarrySchwartz
06-11-2010, 10:33 PM
Fuck off ELVIS!

ELVIS
06-11-2010, 10:42 PM
Your black momma...

sonrisa salvaje
06-11-2010, 11:05 PM
Your black momma...

:biggrin:

DavidLeeNatra
06-18-2010, 03:22 AM
I know, maybe one of you losers can post some Carnie Wilson info...

How 'bout Madonna! What's she up to these days...


Queers...:rolleyes:

let's post some =VH= info instead...

so...well...

sorry...my bad...

binnie
06-18-2010, 03:37 AM
"And Iiiii-eee-i, will alwaaaaays love fooooooo-o-o-o-oed, will always love food

Bitter-sweet, pastries that's all that I want to eeee-eat

And they bring me JOY, and energy

But above all this, they bring me thunder thiiiighi-i-ies......."

jero
06-18-2010, 04:01 AM
maybe she can start a band with Sebastian Bach

sadaist
06-18-2010, 06:09 AM
Whitney in 5 years? Get a load of that camel toe! Dayum!

http://www.306gti6.com/forum/attachments/5447_cameltoe.jpg

Blaze
06-18-2010, 06:58 AM
That is what she gets for focus on her looks and not her instrument.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Aretha_Franklin_on_January_20%2C_2009.jpg/676px-Aretha_Franklin_on_January_20%2C_2009.jpg
No one doubts Ms. Franklin's ability.

Blaze
06-18-2010, 07:01 AM
http://rhonabennett.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/aretha-franklin-now.jpg

sadaist
06-18-2010, 09:33 PM
No one doubts Ms. Franklin's ability.

Straight up. Aretha is a talented woman. Whitney's problem is not her weight. It's her drug abuse and overall neglect for her health & well being. She just doesn't give a shit.

Blaze
06-18-2010, 10:01 PM
It is very sad Ms. Houston thought glamor was gold and that gold was a master. People are still paying the price of that era where a confused population followed a pied piper, worse than a pied piper, the whore of Babylon.

Blaze
06-18-2010, 10:24 PM
It really is sad that she bought the trinkets bound for tarnish. :(

Blaze
06-18-2010, 10:24 PM
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Blaze
06-18-2010, 10:49 PM
Brass and glass.

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Blaze
06-18-2010, 10:57 PM
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4your sweet warm breath near my ear~

chefcraig
06-18-2010, 11:02 PM
It is very sad Ms. Houston thought glamor was gold and that gold was a master. People are still paying the price of that era where a confused population followed a pied piper, worse than a pied piper, the whore of Babylon.

WHAT? http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Confused/3d-paranoid.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

I swear to Christ, at times I wish I had an "in" with your pharmacist.

Blaze
06-18-2010, 11:13 PM
WHAT? http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Confused/3d-paranoid.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

I swear to Christ, at times I wish I had an "in" with your pharmacist.
Goodness, which words are you having trouble with?
Sad, glamor, gold, master, people, paying, era, followed, whore of Babylon ?

Would verse make it easier for you?
I am writing a prose tonight after all.

It is very sad
Ms. Houston
thought glamor was gold
And gold was a master.
People are still paying
The price of that era
A confused population
followed a pied piper,
worse than a Neverland,
the whore of Babylon.

Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.


It is very sad
Ms. Houston
thought glamor was gold
And gold was a master.
People are still paying
The price of that era
A confused population
followed a pied piper,
worse than a Neverland,
the whore of Babylon.


Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.

Dan
06-18-2010, 11:35 PM
Holy Shit,We All Need A Drink After Reading That.:D

bueno bob
06-19-2010, 01:57 AM
Alright, now I have a headache...

Dan
06-19-2010, 02:15 AM
My Balls Are Blue.:D

Blaze
06-19-2010, 10:59 AM
Holy Shit,We All Need A Drink After Reading That.:D
:bottle:


Alright, now I have a headache...
Go see a doctor...
:popc1:
Considering your other diagnoses, your headache is probably due to some psychosomatic repression. :lol:


My Balls Are Blue.:D
:wanker: Could you film it? For educational documentational [sic] purposes only. :headbangez:

Little Texan
06-19-2010, 11:57 AM
Blaze, I would call you strange, but that would be an understatement!

Blaze
06-19-2010, 12:20 PM
What does that mean?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strange

http://thesaurus.com/browse/strange



Understatement
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Understatement is a form of speech which contains an expression of less strength than would be expected. This is not to be confused with euphemism, where a polite phrase is used in place of a harsher or more offensive expression.
Understatement is a staple of humor in English-speaking cultures, especially in British humor. For example, in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, a suburban dinner party is invaded by Death, who wears a long black cloak and carries a scythe. He is the Grim Reaper; the party is over; the guests must all go with him. "Well," says one party guest, "that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?" In another scene, an Army officer has just lost his leg. When asked how he feels, he looks down at his bloody stump and responds, "Stings a bit."
[edit]Notable historic examples

Event: The well-known Victorian critique of Cleopatra's behavior: "So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen!"[1]
Event: During the Kuala Lumpur to Perth leg of British Airways Flight 9 on 24 June 1982, volcanic ash causes all four engines of the Boeing 747 aircraft to fail. Although pressed for time as the aircraft rapidly lost altitude, Captain Eric Moody still managed to make an announcement to the passengers. Comment: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."[2]
Event: A 2006 interview regarding current affairs in the Middle East with the Egyptian Foreign Minister. Comment by the Foreign Minister: "I think there's a problem between Shias and Sunnis". (BBC World Service, 23:50, Australian Eastern Standard Time, May 18, 2006)



Ok then.

Just joshing with you.
:baaa:

Blaze
06-19-2010, 12:20 PM
http://www.funkpopart.com/images/understated.jpg

chefcraig
06-19-2010, 12:57 PM
Blaze, I would call you strange, but that would be an understatement!

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http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/3923/spacegirlsidbyspacechic.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/spacegirlsidbyspacechic.jpg/) :tongue0011: