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Jagermeister
06-14-2010, 04:43 PM
Two years after getting her heart broken by her husband's relationship with her best friend, Shania Twain is legally single again -- which is not to say she's back on the market.

Even as her divorce from Robert "Mutt" Lange was quietly being finalized in Switzerland, Twain, 44, was looking like a woman in love at the Swiss Red Cross Ball on May 29. Dancing the night away with Frédéric Thiébaud (the other woman's ex-husband), 40, "she was radiantly happy," says a source close to her.

"Her happiness certainly shone through," says her friend Stéphane Lagonico, an ambassador for the Swiss Red Cross, who organized the ball. "They are a great addition to each other's lives."

With the divorce final this week, according to documents filed in Switzerland, Twain is moving on with her life. She's prepping to shoot "Why Not? With Shania Twain," her series on the Oprah Winfrey Network, amid speculation that "American Idol" is courting her to be a judge after her successful stint as a mentor this season.

And Thiébaud is firmly at her side through all of it. "Shania and Fred are a couple that fit together," says a friend. Adds the source close to her: "Things are getting really serious with Fred."

Jagermeister
06-14-2010, 04:44 PM
This relevant because it's Mutt..

PETE'S BROTHER
06-14-2010, 04:49 PM
sounds like they should all go on springer.

Dan
06-14-2010, 08:16 PM
Meow.:D

BITEYOASS
06-16-2010, 07:23 PM
I've got one word to describe what her next career move should be, PLAYBOY! ;)

Big Troubles
06-16-2010, 07:58 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/73/31/shania_twain_3.0.0.0x0.300x557.jpeg

great fuckn ass!

Big Troubles
06-16-2010, 08:03 PM
or http://www.chrisd.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/al_pacino_great_ass.jpg

Diamondjimi
06-16-2010, 08:04 PM
Shania, come home...

Big Troubles
06-16-2010, 08:10 PM
ya she passed thru here on her way home. she actually played the local bar here when she was just 12.

Bob_R
06-16-2010, 10:19 PM
I've got one word to describe what her next career move should be, PLAYBOY! ;)

And I'd be the first one at the newsstand. But, she has far too much money. Never happen.

Dan
06-17-2010, 01:03 AM
You Mean,PentHouse.:D

Diamondjimi
06-17-2010, 01:26 AM
You Mean,PentHouse.:D

Fo sho, with a smokin hot 23 year old blonde givin her 2 in the pink and one in the stink! :biggrin:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h125/kronkronz420budz/Funny%20Pics/SHOCKER.gif

jero
06-17-2010, 04:07 AM
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GAR
06-17-2010, 05:30 AM
Did they even consumate the marriage?

She's a weirdo. He coulda probably filed for an anullment.

Bob_R
06-18-2010, 04:58 PM
Did they even consumate the marriage?

She's a weirdo. He coulda probably filed for an anullment.

What are you talking about? :confused13:

She was married to Robert Mutt Lange. They had a child together. They divorced. She is now dating someone else.

Guitar Shark
06-18-2010, 05:07 PM
I read somewhere that she now belongs to some weirdo religion or cult that is against sex, even in marriage. What a travesty that would be, if true.

ThrillsNSpills
06-18-2010, 05:10 PM
I read somewhere that she now belongs to some weirdo religion or cult that is against sex, even in marriage. What a travesty that would be, if true.

I think that only counts if you're married to RoseAnne.

Bob_R
06-18-2010, 05:11 PM
I read somewhere that she now belongs to some weirdo religion or cult that is against sex, even in marriage. What a travesty that would be, if true.

I haven't heard of that and will reserve judgment because you are correct that would be a travesty. Shania is smokin' hot. :sex:

Catfish
06-18-2010, 05:12 PM
18 posts about Shania Twain in this thread and only one pic so far? :(

Catfish
06-18-2010, 05:14 PM
http://roomp3.com/img_ar/71.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
06-18-2010, 05:14 PM
butt, it was a damn fine pic

PETE'S BROTHER
06-18-2010, 05:15 PM
and so is yours

Catfish
06-18-2010, 05:18 PM
She makes me want to beat off!

Catfish
06-18-2010, 05:20 PM
http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/1240879793/Shania%20Twain%2002.jpg

ThrillsNSpills
06-18-2010, 05:27 PM
damn.

Catfish
06-18-2010, 05:43 PM
Mutt Lange is the MAN for being through with THAT!

Guitar Shark
06-18-2010, 05:45 PM
This is more recent. Still looks pretty damn good...

http://cdn.sheknows.com/celebsalon/2008/05/shania-twain-updo.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
06-18-2010, 06:03 PM
This is more recent. Still looks pretty damn good...

http://cdn.sheknows.com/celebsalon/2008/05/shania-twain-updo.jpg

she looks like her breasts are outta whack.....














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Guitar Shark
06-18-2010, 06:10 PM
she looks like her breasts are outta whack.....


Outta her dress, maybe, which isn't a bad thing at all... :)

Catfish
06-18-2010, 06:15 PM
she looks like her breasts are outta whack.....

Yeah--I'm about outta jizz from whacking off to them!

PETE'S BROTHER
06-18-2010, 06:18 PM
place is full-o-catfish goo? :barf:

Bob_R
06-18-2010, 06:39 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_64-fPthGj2k/R3QKjmZinyI/AAAAAAAAAkw/STvcV0a1IU4/s400/shania_twain_purple_mirror.jpg

Bob_R
06-18-2010, 06:40 PM
http://profashionelle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/shania-twain-missoni-42nd-cma-awards-2008.jpg

Diamondjimi
06-18-2010, 06:45 PM
She's hot as fuck and a proud Canadian...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/CanadaFlagAnimatedBlackBG.gif

Catfish
06-18-2010, 06:51 PM
Her stock just dropped.

Diamondjimi
06-18-2010, 06:55 PM
Her stock just dropped.

Got a problem with Canadians, Fatfish?

PETE'S BROTHER
06-18-2010, 07:20 PM
canadian-americans according to blaze:tongue0011:

indeedido
06-18-2010, 07:48 PM
she is some kinda hot. the best kind. hubba hubba

Diamondjimi
06-18-2010, 07:53 PM
canadian-americans according to blaze:tongue0011:

Shhh, quiet or we'll have to come back down there and torch The White House again!:biggrin:

Blaze
06-18-2010, 08:13 PM
canadian-americans according to blaze:tongue0011:
Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:

Dan
06-18-2010, 08:19 PM
Did they even consumate the marriage?

She's a weirdo. He coulda probably filed for an anullment.

WTF?

STFU And GFYS.:D

Catfish
06-18-2010, 08:28 PM
Got a problem with Canadians, Fatfish?

They're pretty filthy and worthless. But I will admit a TON of hot chicks are Canadians.

Catfish
06-18-2010, 08:34 PM
Tailor James--probably my all-time favorite filthy Canadian:

http://www.bikinipageone.com/t09/tailor_james01/tailor09.jpg

Catfish
06-18-2010, 08:37 PM
http://www.trashyweb.com/gals/foxes/tailorjames/sexygirl/04lg.jpg

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:01 PM
Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:

Lmao!

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:02 PM
Tailor James--probably my all-time favorite filthy Canadian:

http://www.bikinipageone.com/t09/tailor_james01/tailor09.jpg

The face says LONG TERM too! Thats a smokin broad!

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:10 PM
They're pretty filthy and worthless. But I will admit a TON of hot chicks are Canadians.

dude...

http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/10-hot-famous-canadian-babes

very nice

chefcraig
06-18-2010, 09:12 PM
Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Confused/confused-31.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Confused-Smileys.html)

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud (http://www.current-movie-reviews.com/people/2010/06/09/shania-twain-swaps-husbands-with-marie-anne-thiebaud/)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5231/marieanne.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/marieanne.jpg/)

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:13 PM
since were off topic anyways

http://www.canadaka.net/pic-12360.html

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:14 PM
uploading sucks. lol

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:17 PM
http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/canadagirls/babe001.jpg

Big Troubles
06-18-2010, 09:17 PM
there we go

Seshmeister
06-18-2010, 09:21 PM
Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Confused/confused-31.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Confused-Smileys.html)

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud (http://www.current-movie-reviews.com/people/2010/06/09/shania-twain-swaps-husbands-with-marie-anne-thiebaud/)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5231/marieanne.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/marieanne.jpg/)

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

Little Texan
06-18-2010, 09:25 PM
Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with. http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Confused/confused-31.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/Free-Confused-Smileys.html)

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud (http://www.current-movie-reviews.com/people/2010/06/09/shania-twain-swaps-husbands-with-marie-anne-thiebaud/)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5231/marieanne.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/marieanne.jpg/)

I hope he doesn't consider that an upgrade...damn that biotch is ugly!

Little Texan
06-18-2010, 09:31 PM
You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

If all of that is true, then it's understandable why he'd want to cheat on his hot wife, but still you'd think he could pick someone at least a tad bit better looking than that to fool around on Shania with!

Little Texan
06-18-2010, 09:34 PM
That's with makeup...just imagine how ugly that bizzatch is WITHOUT it! :headlights:

indeedido
06-18-2010, 09:48 PM
:patriot:

chefcraig
06-18-2010, 10:34 PM
You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

You will note the key word I highlighted "failed". Having been through my own wonderful little dramas regarding divorce twice now, you have made pretty much the same mistake that I have made: A simple over-assumption of what took place taken not as the events were unfolding, but in retrospective conclusion jumping, which is patently absurd and illogical. To wit...

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot: Means what, exactly? I've enjoyed pancakes, sausage and eggs for not only breakfast, but as lunch and dinner as well, for over 45 years. Am I to suddenly tire of them?

b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only: OK, this makes sense, only if the statement can be proven...and it can not. Other than internet gossip and speculation, this sentiment holds water like a cheese grater. I've looked into the Sant Mat religion that Twain supposedly follows, and there is nothing to be found about this bizarre bylaw of copulating only to increase the herd.

c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only you having to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants: Again, a distortion with no proof in the pudding.

Initially I was subscribing to the idea that if "you have someone this hot at home, why go elsewhere?" - yet in a joking fashion. By the same token, I get the idea that folks will cling to the first life boat available in a storm. I get that, as it is total practicality. But to ascribe the rationale for what took place to tabloid-like, internet baloney is utter nonsense.

Hardrock69
06-19-2010, 07:10 AM
I will just say on looks alone, he was a fucking moron for fooling around on her. Just like fucking dumbass was for fucking that skank behind Sandra Bullock's back.

Worthless piece of shit.

Seshmeister
06-19-2010, 10:32 AM
Initially I was subscribing to the idea that if "you have someone this hot at home, why go elsewhere?" - yet in a joking fashion. By the same token, I get the idea that folks will cling to the first life boat available in a storm. I get that, as it is total practicality. But to ascribe the rationale for what took place to tabloid-like, internet baloney is utter nonsense.

I dunno the first couple of sites I looked at say stuff like


Beyond the two main tenets, Contemporary San Mat movements emphasize an ethical lifestyle and selfless service. They assert that these are not spirituality as such, but are necessary preparation for true spirituality to commence. [15] A self-introspective diary or daily diary tracking ethical lifestyle in five cardinal disciplines is sometimes recommended as a way to self-monitor one's own ethical condition. The five cardinal virtues tracked by the diary are Ahimsa or Nonviolence, Truthfulness, Chastity, love for all regardless of caste, creed, wealth, or intellectual attainments (i.e., Humility), and finally the maintenance of a strict Vegetarian diet. Drugs and alcohol are also to be avoided, as is the company of worldly-minded people. [16]


The sex thing is debatable but it seems clear that it's not only no booze but you are to avoid people who do like things like beer, meat eggs and so on.

Blaze
06-19-2010, 10:40 AM
I think, the sex thing means she or he cannot use any method of birth control. She should not have married outside her "pois-ness". Or she was using the church as an psychological whip toward him as a means of being the dominate in the relationship.
I am assuming the lady with the bangs is the "other woman" some people just do not have experience in the red carpet and add on top of that an inexperienced stylist and a person is going to feel a bit awkward, which will show up in pictures.

Catfish
06-19-2010, 01:50 PM
dude...

http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/10-hot-famous-canadian-babes

very nice

Maybe I was wrong.

There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

:(

chefcraig
06-19-2010, 02:00 PM
Maybe I was wrong.

There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

:(

Try this: Miss Bikini Canada (http://www.missbikinicanada.com/blog/)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1672/acanadaaa.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/i/acanadaaa.jpg/)

Failing that, here's Letha Weapons dressed as a Mountie...

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5831/acanadamount.gif (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/acanadamount.gif/)

Nitro Express
06-19-2010, 09:01 PM
I will just say on looks alone, he was a fucking moron for fooling around on her. Just like fucking dumbass was for fucking that skank behind Sandra Bullock's back.

Worthless piece of shit.

As soon as Bullock found out where her hubbies cock had been planted in, she probably bolted for the doc for an STD test. Jesse was sinking his pole into some suspect pudding for sure.

PETE'S BROTHER
06-21-2010, 02:01 PM
You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

STFU!!!:barf:

PETE'S BROTHER
06-21-2010, 03:47 PM
Shhh, quiet or we'll have to come back down there and torch The White House again!:biggrin:

there are many people who would not be upset about that, i'm sure.

PETE'S BROTHER
06-21-2010, 03:50 PM
Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:

couldn't we be american-americans?

PETE'S BROTHER
06-21-2010, 03:50 PM
no........i believe we would u.s.-americans then.

BITEYOASS
06-21-2010, 04:09 PM
You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

In short, Shania wasn't putting out and closed that snatch like it was Fort Knox! Looks like ole' mutt forgot the pre-nup. Why are rich mofos so dumb to forget that most important legal document.

binnie
06-21-2010, 04:15 PM
If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.

HarrySchwartz
06-21-2010, 11:20 PM
i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats. :fu:

Diamondjimi
06-22-2010, 12:09 AM
If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.

I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!:blow2:


i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats. :fu:

Shut up, Stupid! :Loser:

GAR
06-22-2010, 12:53 AM
Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

"here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!

Diamondjimi
06-22-2010, 01:11 AM
Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

"here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UlszDiBjcE8/SW9kvlIawkI/AAAAAAAAABk/Mysxu_ey_xE/s400/Monkey_Poo_for_you_pt1_by_Jays_Dood.jpg

Find 3 people who agree with you, Fuckstump! :Loser:

Bob_R
06-22-2010, 07:39 AM
I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!:blow2:

Yep. She certainly has a sexy voice to go along with her sexy body.

Golden AWe
01-03-2011, 10:25 AM
Now Shania has married her ex-husband's ex-mistresses ex-husband Frederic Thiebaud!

Phew!

http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/shaniatwainJI0201_vi.jpg

Seshmeister
01-03-2011, 01:24 PM
Poor bastard.

On another point I heard recently suggest instead of calling them Native Americans, Genocidal Residue might be better.

There was no America when they were whooping around so Native American isn't very PC.

Bob_R
01-03-2011, 03:41 PM
Poor bastard.

I would love to be that poor bastard. :sex:

Seshmeister
01-03-2011, 03:48 PM
No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

Guitar Shark
01-03-2011, 04:06 PM
No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

If those "no sex" rumors are true, then I'd rather be married to someone considerably less attractive. It would be torture otherwise.

Bob_R
01-03-2011, 04:28 PM
No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

- The money would be good of course. She's filthy, filthy wealthy.
- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?
- No sex. We've been thru this. Never proven. :smile:

Bob_R
01-03-2011, 04:28 PM
Double post.

Seshmeister
01-03-2011, 04:42 PM
- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?


Her religion prohibits being in the same place as anyone drinking.

So no bars, restaurants, clubs, or in my case at least, friends. :)

Bob_R
01-03-2011, 05:50 PM
Her religion prohibits being in the same place as anyone drinking.

So no bars, restaurants, clubs, or in my case at least, friends. :)

I hear ya.

So, if true go out by yourself. :)

BITEYOASS
01-03-2011, 09:45 PM
- The money would be good of course. She's filthy, filthy wealthy.
- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?
- No sex. We've been thru this. Never proven. :smile:

uh-uh fuck that! Women that don't put out on a regular basis don't impress me much. :biggrin:

Terry
01-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Shania Twain looks like a high-maintenance chick; doubtful she would toss the salad, give a rimjob or even lick the nutsack when it came right down to it.

Granted, nobody wants an ugly chick. However, sometimes those ugly chicks are fucking DEMONS in the sack.

I mean, you put a bag on their head and do your bidness.

sadaist
01-04-2011, 01:01 AM
Shania Twain looks like a high-maintenance chick; doubtful she would toss the salad, give a rimjob or even lick the nutsack when it came right down to it.

.


I don't know dude. My first impression when I look at her is that you are 100% correct. But then I start thinking, she was married to Mutt. Maybe she's a lot nastier in the sack than her appearance & outward personality lead us to believe. I can imagine Mutt likes some dirty ass stuff.

Or it could be like mafia guys say...you don't have your wife suck your dick with the mouth she kisses your children goodnight with. That's what your girlfriend is for.

Seshmeister
01-04-2011, 08:09 AM
Or it could be like mafia guys say...you don't have your wife suck your dick with the mouth she kisses your children goodnight with. That's what your girlfriend is for.

Do that and all you end up with is your children kissed with the mouth that sucks the tennis coach's dick.

ThrillsNSpills
01-04-2011, 09:13 AM
Yeah, well pretty safe assumption that if sex is against her religion then a rim job is really out of the question.

Diamondjimi
01-04-2011, 02:13 PM
Yummy!

http://thegloss.com/files/2008/01/shania-twain3.jpg

http://fanclubshaniaus.free.fr/Doc_fans/guy/shania%20twain%2062.jpg

:sleazy-smiley:
http://cyberextazy.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/wallpaper_006_shania.jpg

Hardrock69
01-04-2011, 02:50 PM
http://cdn.sheknows.com/celebsalon/2008/05/shania-twain-updo.jpg



she looks like her breasts are outta whack.....

Heck you can see the scar from her boob job under her left breast. Sorry, but I hate boob jobs.

Dan
01-04-2011, 06:14 PM
My Pants Are Staying On.:D