Nicole Kidman Broke Up With Me Last Night....

[Hardrock69]

We were in my car, and she suddenly began bitching at me, saying I had hundreds of messages on my voicemail I did not answer, and I coughed a lot and did not take care of myself in general.

Then she said she needed some time to think about things, and when I reached for her hand to try to comfort her, she folded her arms, and then got out and walked away.

I was pretty bummed out about it, as she was pregnant with our child.

Then I woke up. :biggrin:

I mean, hey.....if I am going to dream about her, I want to dream about her looking like this:
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She lives here in Gnashville with her husband Keith Urban and their child.
Keith is one lucky motherfucker!

[bueno bob]

That's truly an unfortunate story. Maybe I'll make her a Larg Girl of the Month for your benefit someday soon...

[Dan]

Did You Change Your Sheets? :D

[Nitro Express]

I would cream that white pasty ass of hers.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Who knew she did commercials?

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wonder why this one didn't get aired.........

[binnie]

One word: DAMN!

[Hardrock69]

By all means Bob, Nicole has MUCH Larg, that is for sure!

[ThrillsNSpills]

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BAM To Die For
sheez
grate flick.

[ThrillsNSpills]

How dare that asshole bring up Karloff.

Bullshit

Roll the camera.

[lesfunk]

Pretty girl fer damn sure

[Hardrock69]

Necro-posting.

Because Nicole Kidman is fucking hot.