Lohan going to jail for 90 days!

[Diamondjimi]

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A judge has ruled that Lindsay Lohan, 24, is in violation of her probation imposed for her 2007 drunk driving arrest and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel found that Lohan didn't comply with orders to attend the Right on Program alcohol education classes.

"I couldn't have been more clear," said Judge Revel about the terms of Lohan's probation. "She did not comply with the court's orders and the court does find her in violation of her probation."

"It's like someone who cheats but doesn't think it's cheating if they don't get caught," Revel later added.

Lohan broke down in tears as Judge Revel sentenced her to 30 days each for three offences, to be served consecutively. She's also been ordered to complete a 90-day residential substance abuse program, which she must attend within two days of being released from jail.

The ruling was reached during a probation hearing on Thursday in Beverly Hills, where Lohan appeared in a demure black outfit and took notes throughout the proceedings.

Lohan's alcohol education programme director, Cheryl Marshall, took the stand and testified that the actress had failed to attend nine court-ordered classes. Marshall told the Los Angeles court Lohan came up with excuses that were "endless and disrespectful".

Before Judge Revel sentenced Lohan, the actress spoke to the court, telling the judge, "As far as I knew I was being in compliance with my program. When I asked to leave town, [Right on Program] would give me permission. I wasn't expecting any special treatment aside from the fact that I have to work, I have to provide for myself...I did the best I could to balance jobs and showing up."

Lohan then broke down in tears, pausing briefly before adding, "I wasn't missing the classes to hang out...I was working....It wasn't some sort of a joke. I was taking it seriously."

She added, "I'm not taking this as a joke. It's my life and it's my career...I've tried to do the best I can in the past few weeks since I've been here last...Honestly, it did wake me up. Yes, of course it scared me...It's just been such a long haul and I don't want you to think that I don't respect you and your terms."

Lohan has been ordered to surrender by July 20 at 8:30 a.m., and the SCRAM bracelet must remain on until that day.


:lol:

[VanHalener]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Stupid bitch! Bwahahahahahahahjahahahah!

(I'd still hit it)

[BITEYOASS]

She and Courtney Love will make great fisting partners one day. LOL

BTW check this shit out!

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[sadaist]

Fucking bullshit. This poor girl has jumped through hoops for the judge. She has done everything humanly possible that has been asked of her and more. She made a mistake, and has already paid dearly. They are just using her to make an example due to her fame. It's not fair that she will now have to spend over 20 days in jail (only spend 25% of sentenced time). This has damaged her career and tarnished her image...over a simple mistake that kids make. She has paid enough. Leave her alone!







Whew! That was tough to write that without puking. Lock the bitch up & throw away they key. This spoiled brat cunt deserves every bad thing coming her way. I hope she never works as an actress ever again. I really wish her fame & fortunes were over. This bitch doesn't deserve a thing. She is nothing but an entitled, spoiled skank, I'm better than everyone, bitch.

[Terry]

I dunno. It's kind of hard to have a huge degree of sympathy for her when she got a slap on the wrists time and time again for offenses that would have landed the average schmuck in jail on the spot.

On the other hand, if I had every single transgression of my late teens and early twenties reported by the paparazzi, I'd still be incarcerated to this day.

The funny part for me was reading that she is only 24; she looks a lot older, and it seems like we've been reading stories about her fucking up on alcohol and drugs forever.

She's pretty much the Linda Blair of this generation, in that a lot of early promise was squandered by bad film role choices combined with an alcohol and drug habit.

I'd still like to see her naked again, though...

[Lindsay Lohan]

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! FUCK the L.A. court system!

COCKSUCKERS!!!

:mad:

[lesfunk]

I think I'm going to go have a drink...

[Little Texan]

90 DAYS is all she gets? If it were just an average Joe, that sentence would be longer, I can guarantee you that. She's fortunate to be a celebrity...they always get special treatment and lighter sentences than the rest of the population because they are famous. Paris Hilton, anyone?

[Diamondjimi]

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! FUCK the L.A. court system!

COCKSUCKERS!!!

:mad:

Good to see you again Lindsay!

Couple of questions for ya... 1: Will you be checking in here while you are incarcerated?
2: Will you be participating in any lesbian prison sex?
3: Do you have any plans to "suitcase" your own drugs into prison?

[Little Texan]

Whew! That was tough to write that without puking. Lock the bitch up & throw away they key. This spoiled brat cunt deserves every bad thing coming her way. I hope she never works as an actress ever again. I really wish her fame & fortunes were over. This bitch doesn't deserve a thing. She is nothing but an entitled, spoiled skank, I'm better than everyone, bitch.

Right on the money, 100% agreed.

[Little Texan]

I wonder if she ever found a better looking chick to rub twats with? That last one was pretty...





DAMN UGLY!

[Full Bug]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/fullbug/lohan.jpg

[Va Beach VH Fan]

So what's the female equivalent to the Booty House ??

[chefcraig]

Alright, wait a minute...more importantly, are her picks still valid in our NFL Fantasy League?

[Diamondjimi]

So what's the female equivalent to the Booty House ??

P.4 W. :biggrin:

[hambon4lif]

Hmm..

Oh well, tough break bitch!

Should've got Vince Neils lawyer!

[Hardrock69]

Hey Lindsay? I have a rather large cock for you to suck......call me when you get out of the slammer, provided you do not fall for one of the female prison guards and her 'nightstick'! :hee:

Haha.....poor widdul baby going to the slammer. She had to work? Since when does 'work' overrule a judges order?

[binnie]

Too much too young.

But why gloat? She hasn't done you any wrong. Yes she deserves jail, but I can't help but feel sorry for her. Her's is a story that will not end well - such a shame.

[Igosplut]

90 DAYS is all she gets? If it were just an average Joe, that sentence would be longer, I can guarantee you that. She's fortunate to be a celebrity...they always get special treatment and lighter sentences than the rest of the population because they are famous. Paris Hilton, anyone?

In MA, third offense get you a year in jail MANDATORY. I know a guy who's in for that right now. His first offense was in the early eighty's, the second in the early ninety's, and the last was last year (none were accidents). That he stayed out of trouble for almost twenty years, and had a newborn at home meant nothing to the court. Off he went. They make you take (and pay for) the alcohol course (even though you never get you license back) or it's another six months. Then after he gets out, it's like five years probation from then.

So this self-entitled cunt gets busted, has the best lawyers, Walks, then disregards her probation's on multiple charges, and then wants to cry about it???

Fucking Wahhh....

[lucyburnett]

Hmm, she was so much fun in Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis long time ago. Sad to see how she lives her life.

[Hardrock69]

Too much too young.

But why gloat? She hasn't done you any wrong. Yes she deserves jail, but I can't help but feel sorry for her. Her's is a story that will not end well - such a shame.

Simple! She deserves what she fucking gets! If the fucking judge ordered her to attend substance abuse classes, she has NO FUCKING EXCUSE for NOT attending them.

She thought somehow because she is a celeb she could get off lightly.

I feel NO fucking sympathy at all for that stupid cunt. She deserves what she gets, and yes, I am going to fucking laugh at her because she is a STUPID FUCKING KUNT!

[Anonymous]

Too much too young.

But why gloat? She hasn't done you any wrong. Yes she deserves jail, but I can't help but feel sorry for her. Her's is a story that will not end well - such a shame.

I agree, Binster.

It's pretty stupid all you people getting so happy because Lindsey is being arrested.

What the fuck has she ever done to you? Or are you projecting some shit on her?

As far as celebutards go, she's not even that annoying. I don't get it. I really don't.

By the way, I still would.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jagermeister]

I agree, Binster.

It's pretty stupid all you people getting so happy because Lindsey is being arrested.

What the fuck has she ever done to you? Or are you projecting some shit on her?

As far as celebutards go, she's not even that annoying. I don't get it. I really don't.

By the way, I still would.

Cheers! :bottle:

I agree. I like her she just got caught up in the party scene. Big deal. No reason to send her to jail. I think her arrogance pissed the judge off.

[Hardrock69]

It is not necessarily being 'happy' to laugh at her idiocy. Sure it is a bad situation for her. ONE THAT SHE COULD HAVE AVOIDED.

Do you have sympathy for a muderer? A rapist? A robber?

Same thing applies here. She fucked up, and deserves what she gets.

I would not be laughing at her if she was guilty of something much more serious. I agree this is NOT a 'crime', so to speak.

But I AM going to laugh at her for thinking she could somehow get away with something because she is a celeb. And apparently the judge decided to show her that celeb or no, court orders should have been followed.

SHE IS FUCKING STUPID. PERIOD. END OF STORY.

And so I laugh at her current predicament.

:lol:

[binnie]

Don't get me wrong HR, I absolutely think that she should be punsihed. No excuses being made here.

But recognizing that someone deserves punishment is not incomensurate with pittying them - yes, it's all her fault, but I still feel no need to gloat at another's suffering, regardless of how talented(less) they may be.

Like I said, LL is a story that won't end well.

[Hardrock69]

Never know. She may learn from the experience.

[ace diamond]

so she is going upriver to the big house.
they give her 3 months, but she will only be in there at most for
3 weeks.
the point is she is a fuck up.
she knowingly and admittedly violated the terms of her probations.
all those little crocodile tears and her little "poor me" act only made things worse for her.
she dug herself into the hole she is in, she can dig herself out.
i have no pity for her what so ever.
she got what she deserved.
she earned it.

[lesfunk]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

so she is going upriver to the big house.
they give her 3 months, but she will only be in there at most for
3 weeks.
the point is she is a fuck up.
she knowingly and admittedly violated the terms of her probations.
all those little crocodile tears and her little "poor me" act only made things worse for her.
she dug herself into the hole she is in, she can dig herself out.
i have no pity for her what so ever.
she got what she deserved.
she earned it.

Lindsay Lohan will be headed to prison for 90 days starting on July 20 for violating her DUI probation. According to the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, since she is a non-violent female, she will most likely end up serving 25 percent of her sentence, which adds up to around 22 days. It won't be the actress' first trip to jail though. In November 2007, LiLo spent 84 minutes behind bars for a drunken driving and cocaine-possession conviction.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

sorry lounge..:baaa:http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/stars-quick-stints-behind-bars/4007?nc

[chefcraig]

Lohan's fingernails featured expletive

LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan had a message written on her middle fingernails while in court on Tuesday — and it was far from a note of contrition.

The 24-year-old actress — who was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation — had “f--- u” written across her middle fingernail on both of her hands.


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As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Lohan must turn herself into the court by July 20. She will then be held in Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where she will be in seclusion.

Steve Whitmore, a spokesperson for the Sheriff’s Department, told Access Hollywood on Tuesday that general, non-violent females are eligible to serve just 25 percent of their sentence — which in Lohan’s case would amount to around 22 days.

SOURCE (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38127652/ns/today-entertainment/)

[Lindsay Lohan]

Good to see you again Lindsay!

OMG, thank you! It's always nice to meet the fans...well, what fans I have left, lol.


Couple of questions for ya...

1: Will you be checking in here while you are incarcerated?

If they allow me computer time, yes.


2: Will you be participating in any lesbian prison sex?

OMG, Sam Ronson? Hello? This is like my wet dream come true, for reals though! ;)


3: Do you have any plans to "suitcase" your own drugs into prison?

I'm not sure how much they'll let me get away with. Trust me, though, I can suitcase quite a load! Just depends on how bitchy they feel with me being famous and all, whether they give me the real thorough checkover.

Nice to hear from ya, Jimi! :)

[Lindsay Lohan]

LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan had a message written on her middle fingernails while in court on Tuesday — and it was far from a note of contrition.

The 24-year-old actress — who was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation — had “f--- u” written across her middle fingernail on both of her hands.


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As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Lohan must turn herself into the court by July 20. She will then be held in Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where she will be in seclusion.

Steve Whitmore, a spokesperson for the Sheriff’s Department, told Access Hollywood on Tuesday that general, non-violent females are eligible to serve just 25 percent of their sentence — which in Lohan’s case would amount to around 22 days.

SOURCE (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38127652/ns/today-entertainment/)

Meant every letter, too! Fuckers!

:mad:

[Hardrock69]

22 days.....mmkay.

Now, sure, I think she is a spoiled fuckup, but I do have my limits.

TMZ is reporting that she has 3 prescriptions right now. Heavy painkillers. And they are saying those cannot figure into anything because she does have a prescription.


:mad:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sometimes those goddamned celebrity fucking websites like TMZ are a bunch of fucking assholes who will stop at nothing, nor stoop low enough to make a fucking dollar.

What prescriptions she has is PRIVATE MEDICAL INFORMATION. People who leak info like that CAN BE PROSECUTED AND THROWN IN THE FUCKING SLAMMER! :mad:

Worthless motherfuckers!

Chef???

That story and photo are on MSNBC?????? They are to the internet what they are to TV (NBC anyway). Stodgy old corporate official news website.

THEY ACTUALLY ALLOWED THE USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK' in an offical news story! :lmao:

FUCKING GRATE!

THIS STORY KEEPS GETTING MORE BIZARRE BY THE MINUTE!

HIGH TRAGEDY! LOW COMEDY! SUSPENSE! BULLSHIT! SARDONIC LAFFTER! BIG SOBBING!!!! FOUL LANGUAGE ON MSNBC.COM!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That is like ALLOWING the word FUCK to be uttered on the NBC Evening News! :lmao:

I was only going to rant about stalkers and paparazzi who go too far, but the above story takes the cake.

SHE TRULY IS FUCKING STUPID.

Unbelievable.

She really does need to go to work doing hardcore porn.

That is how she can redeem herself in my eyes. I don't give a rat's ass about what the judge thinks. Just sentence her to be cooped up in a room with me, Your Honor, with some smoke, a video camera, and her drunk, naked, totally hot lesbian gurlfriend. Oh and some honey and whipped cream. And a Sensurround 48.64095680465 Channel Dolby BazillionCore MolecularSensaury 8,000,000-bit remaster of Classic VH DVD Audio Discs in order of their release!

Oh and a waterbed.

That's all.

Oh and this PADDLEBALL! That's all. I don't need anything else I need this lamp!
:biggrin:

To be fair, I recall a couple of weeks ago when she supposedly lost her passport in London, and as a result missed a court date in L.A.

The court date yesterday was the rescheduled date.

If she truly did lose her passport, then she is a victim of circumstance. But the judge was not reaming her over that. The judge sentenced her to what may turn out to be 3 weeks for OTHER shit she did not bother to do....LIKE FOLLOW THE COURT's INSTRUCTIONS.

Sucks to be held accountable, doesn't it?

What if she was driving while drunk and killed somebody? She needs to go listen to what Vince Neil has to say.

No wait a minute....he will just drool on her in between slugs of Jack Daniels.

I would be more than happy to be her "Personal Alcohol and Drug Intake Monitor" so that she does not go too far. :hee:

[Terry]

I wonder if she ever found a better looking chick to rub twats with? That last one was pretty...





DAMN UGLY!

Sam Ronson looks like she'd have a tremendously hairy bush.

Is that true, LL?

LL, do you think it was being involuntarily deprived from chowing down on Sam's overly furry buh-gina that caused you to go over the edge?

[Hardrock69]

You know, I bet motherfuckers serving life sentences would love to smack her around a bit. Sobbing over 90 days.

Awww.......

[hambon4lif]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.I know....I have never seen such attention-whoring disrespect in my life.
A rock legend dies, and he shows up to the memorial thinking it's goddamn fucking Halloween!

You may as well have spit on his grave, tubby!

That shit was un-called-for.....but it's beyond what your brain can grasp to understand that....

It was a memorial for Ronnie James Dio...not "Last Comic Standing"....you fucking FUCK!

[Terry]

Nah. She'll be in celebrity-seg while incarcerated, just like Hilton was. She'll probably only end up doing less than a month. Then she can go back to her...er...entertainment industry 'career'...such as it is these days.

I hope she is able to continue filming the Linda Lovelace biopic she is reportedly starring in, and is providing plenty of exposure of her lovely boobies to the camera...I wonder if she'll die her bush black to match Lovelace's, and also re-enact the scene where Lovelace fucked a dog for an 8mm stag loop (which was eventually released under the catchy title 'Dogfucker').

[hambon4lif]

You know, I bet motherfuckers serving life sentences would love to smack her around a bit. Sobbing over 90 days.

Awww.......You know what though? She'll rebound and be more in peoples face than they want her to be.

Robert Downey Jr. hit rock bottom before he pulled his shit together...now he's in a tax bracket to where he could take a piss in everyones face.

Even Paris Hilton rolled through the bullshit to get to what's real....now she's got her own show where she makes people jump through hoops just to be her BFF....it's a funny show. too. Those chumps would suck her dead daddys dick to be her fuckin' friend.

Lindsay's got more attitude and mettle than both of those pussies put together....she'll make it through....

Matter of fact, I'd love to find out which movie company will sign her to a deal when she gets out and makes her first post-rehab flick, 'cause I'd invest, and just sit on a mountain of money telling everyone to suck my rich dick!

[sadaist]

I agree, Binster.

It's pretty stupid all you people getting so happy because Lindsey is being arrested.

What the fuck has she ever done to you? Or are you projecting some shit on her?

As far as celebutards go, she's not even that annoying. I don't get it. I really don't.

By the way, I still would.

Cheers! :bottle:


She is a drunk driver. She avoided jail by agreeing to do certain things. She did not do those things......over & over & over.


Here's why so many people are "happy" about her doing time.

She spits in the face of the very same laws & authorities we have to follow. Had any of us done the same things this girl has done, we would have done time long ago. But because she is a celebrity, we cut her slack. And she takes it and pisses on it. So we cut her even more slack. And she takes it & pisses on it. Over & over again. Even now she will only do about 20 days of a 90 day sentence. Why would anyone feel sorry for her?

To the people who "feel sympathy" for Lindsay. Do you honestly think this girl has ever felt sympathy for anyone else other than her poor self? You think sh has ever shed a real tear for anyone other than Lindsay? Fuck her. Let hr do her 20 days. Hopefully she will finally realize that actions have consequences (albeit light ones), and will stop and think twice the next time she wants to tell everyone to fuck off and gets behind the wheel of a car drunk.

She has far surpassed her second chance by about 10x's.

[Nickdfresh]

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! FUCK the L.A. court system!

COCKSUCKERS!!!

:mad:

LOL I forgot about this alias...

Incidentally, I'm currently writing the porno screenplay for this. :)

[Nickdfresh]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

At this point, Ace deserves a severe beating for using oxygen...

[Nickdfresh]

I have no great love for Lohan. But at the end of the day I sort of agree with Binnie and have a little bit of empathy (but NOT sympathy) for her. Mainly because there are white collar cunt-fucks that will never see the inside of a jail cell, and have done far worse things to society. And while I hate drunken driving, especially by amateurs, there's such a bullshit moralist hype going on since the advent of MADD and SADD bullshit I had to endure in high school. Yes, I get it. Good people have died in drunk driving accidents through no fault of their own. People that wantonly drive drunk in today's day and age are horrible, irresponsible people. But yet studies show one is just as dangerous texting and talking on the cell phone, yet you don't see the abortions of justice happen to them that you see happen to people like Igoslut's friend. There's a fine line between justice and public kangaroo courts and witch-hunting...

As far as killing her "career," this might improve it as she's a terrible actress who is there for eye-candy and whose main downfall is her addictions preventing her from showing up on time and being any sort of professional. Still a nice piece of ass though...

At the end of the day, she should go to the bighouse for a few days to knock her off her little pedestal. But I just can't get pissed i she gets out after 22-days for good behavior...

[chefcraig]

At this point, Ace deserves a severe beating for using oxygen...

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

[Igosplut]

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

I would say that's how a lot of people feel here. One thing to have some kind of off-the-wall annoying internet personality, but quite another to actually do stupid/vicious things in real life. And then come on here to brag thinking that it's gonna make them cool or whatever. This instance probably just shows the lack of good judgment that ace has. Dio himself might have got a chuckle out of a stunt like that, but funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living. However he meant it, that's just an indignity to the mans family, and I'm surprised somebody didn't remove him, or the mask.

[Anonymous]

She is a drunk driver. She avoided jail by agreeing to do certain things. She did not do those things......over & over & over.


Here's why so many people are "happy" about her doing time.

She spits in the face of the very same laws & authorities we have to follow. Had any of us done the same things this girl has done, we would have done time long ago. But because she is a celebrity, we cut her slack. And she takes it and pisses on it. So we cut her even more slack. And she takes it & pisses on it. Over & over again. Even now she will only do about 20 days of a 90 day sentence. Why would anyone feel sorry for her?

To the people who "feel sympathy" for Lindsay. Do you honestly think this girl has ever felt sympathy for anyone else other than her poor self? You think sh has ever shed a real tear for anyone other than Lindsay? Fuck her. Let hr do her 20 days. Hopefully she will finally realize that actions have consequences (albeit light ones), and will stop and think twice the next time she wants to tell everyone to fuck off and gets behind the wheel of a car drunk.

She has far surpassed her second chance by about 10x's.

Why do people always assume there's only two standings? Just because I don't irrationally hate her doesn't mean I'm defending her.

Dude, I don't give a fuck about this skank, other than I'd give her a fuck.

What astounds me is the hatred people have for other people whom they've never even met. The way some people gloated at this, you'd think it's the highlight of their lives. Probably is & that's sad.

Being giddily happy just because someone you've never met is going to jail is no way to go through life, son.

I don't necessarily mean you with that last remark, Sadaist. It's just a general statement.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Oh yea, Ass Liemond is a fuckin' arsehole that deserves a beating just for moving, however little he does it.

Hope he didn't mention the Army to anyone, while making a fool of himself once again at DIO's funeral.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face.

Oh, I dunno... THAT would've been mildly amusing.

And if you belted out "Down where the Swanee River Flows" as well, it'd be so surreal as to be almost art.

Singing "I see my dear ol' mother" looking over Marley's coffin would be pure genious. "Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy how I love her... the birds are singing, etc. etc..."

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/lindsay-lohans-revealing-tweets-courtroom-notes/534?nc

These notes add a cryptic layer to the troubled former child actor's persona. With her frequent Twitter rants and late-night hijinks, one might expect Lohan's notes to more closely resemble doodles, or the curse word she had painted on the rainbow-swirled nail of her middle finger (which Lohan claims was "a joke"). But there's nothing ditzy about the impressively neat document, which looks more like the notes of a lawyer than a starlet.

[Fairwrning]

I give her a big thumbs up for the " Fuck You" fingernail..how many here would have the balls to write that on your finger and nonchalantly rub your face all morning..classic!!!!

COPS SUCK

[Hardrock69]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2a9bck7.jpg

[BITEYOASS]

You know a few years ago I thought she could go the playboy/porno route. But from the looks of it, she'll either go the gonzo porn or the OD/death route.

[Nickdfresh]

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

Ace is and always has been a socially retarded miscreant piece of shit. What would you expect from this loser? Even one of the bigger trolls here, Blackflag, exposed him as a lying piece of attention whore shit long ago.

You guys and your "I have no hate for Ace?" I mean, fucking really? I have hate for Ace. Where did you think it came from? Did you think we were kidding or just haterz™ picking on an awkward fat fuck, pair-shaped moron? He's hated here for a reason, he's a piece of human excrement...

He's lice on the hairy-ass of humanity!

[GAR]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

I initially felt that way until I spent a few days researching some of Ronnie's paganisitc viewpoint of his place in the world and cuntcluded Dio probably would have laughed.

RJD wouldn't care unless Ace wasn't having fun at his funeral.

The last funeral I went to, I knew the guy two decades so I wore white. But then I had these drunken know-nothing internet fanboi-fags who began to run mauf on me of it.. fuck that! I hope everyone wears white at my funeral.

Speaking of drunks while we're on the subject - if that guy had a few county jail stopovers it might have saved his life by drying him out cuz you cant get booze in Twin Towers. Cuz that's where she'll be kicking her drugs. And on that subject, if she doesn't wean off the hard stuf before she surrenders to do her time, it's gonna be reeeeeeeally ugly. You don't wanna go thru processing into jail kicking.

[GAR]

Ace is ..

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

[Igosplut]

How does anyone hate somebody they never met?

Look in the mirror you're the POSTER boy for that coward....

[Nickdfresh]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

He's as entertaining as a fatal disease...

[Hardrock69]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

Plays a mean guitar? :lmao:

That just demonstrates further what a no-talent, non-guitar-playing moron you are, dumbfuck!

Wow. Garfuckle is impressed by Ace's guitar playing ability.

I bet Ace would like it if you blew him, Garfuckle. Invite him to your cardboard box under the 405 for a beer. He would probably even give you a lesson or two. :biggrin:

[ace diamond]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

this is not relevant to the current topic at hand.
besides, and i say this to everybody, this subject i will not address this again,
unless you were there, shut the fuck up.
thank you.
now back to the topic at hand.

[ace diamond]

Lindsay Lohan will be headed to prison for 90 days starting on July 20 for violating her DUI probation. According to the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, since she is a non-violent female, she will most likely end up serving 25 percent of her sentence, which adds up to around 22 days. It won't be the actress' first trip to jail though. In November 2007, LiLo spent 84 minutes behind bars for a drunken driving and cocaine-possession conviction.

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

[ace diamond]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

exactly, exactly.........someone has to be "the heel"
it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!
ah-cha-cha-cha...........yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!

[ace diamond]

That just demonstrates further what a no-talent, non-guitar-playing moron you are, dumbfuck!

I bet Ace would like it if you blew him, Garfuckle. :biggrin:
wrong on all counts.
i don't play for that team.
sorry about your luck, sailor.
c'mon, hr69, is that the best you got?
fucking pathetic!
i know you can do better than that.
hr69, err......i mean hr96, you silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
you're slipping, old bean.

[ace diamond]

I initially felt that way until I spent a few days researching some of Ronnie's paganisitc viewpoint of his place in the world and cuntcluded Dio probably would have laughed.

RJD wouldn't care unless Ace wasn't having fun at his funeral.
exactly, exactly...........and that was my entire point.
rjd would have wanted everyone to have as best a time as they can!
so i did!
end of discussion and end of the subject.............now back to this celebutard LiLo.

[GAR]

Look in the mirror you're the POSTER boy for that coward....


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[Seshmeister]

Woof

http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lindsay_lohan_fashion_show_1.jpg

[jero]

very nice

[Golden AWe]

Oh yeah..ooh yeah *unzipping*...

UFF!!!

[GAR]

quite woof..

[lesfunk]

Nothing quite like tits on a stick...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

you have amazing intuition and mad math skills as well.

[lucyburnett]

Really loved Lohans early work like Freaky Friday with Lee Curtis but that is like 6-7 years ago now. She difinitely has potential but the problem with her as with other celebrities is that if things coem too fast and too easy - short term success - can be the hindrance for long term success. That seems to be the case with her. She also now looks over 30 and she is only 23.

[binnie]

Woof

http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lindsay_lohan_fashion_show_1.jpg

There has just been a twanging noise in my pants....

[lesfunk]

She is a prime candidate for violation

[Terry]

Woof

http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lindsay_lohan_fashion_show_1.jpg

Those fuckin' titties...

Oh, LL, you can keep fucking up as long as you like, just promise me that you'll pose for some more nude shots before you OD.

I'd bang her little sister, too...and her mom...

[jhale667]

Woof

http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lindsay_lohan_fashion_show_1.jpg


I mean, I'd have to. :sex:

[ace diamond]

you have amazing intuition and mad math skills as well.

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.
it's a rough guess.
and my guess was off by one day.
so ultimately, it was a pretty damn good guess.
big deal if i didn't get the nail on the head.
way to nitpick semantics.

[binnie]

How is that semantics?

Anyway - I would still love to hit Lohan like it was the end of time and the flames of the apocalypse were ticking my ass

[Hardrock69]

Gee that would be truly exciting! :lol:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.


that portuguese still messes with you english sometimes, huh.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

.
way to nitpick semantics.

i neither nitted nor picked

[ace diamond]

i neither nitted nor picked

whatever, dude.
:baaa:

[Hardrock69]

Haha.....she is now prisoner #696969

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100720/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_lindsay_lohan


LYNWOOD, Calif. – Whisked away to a women's jail in an unmarked sheriff's car after a brief hearing, Lindsay Lohan reported Tuesday for a 90-day sentence that the troubled actress likely will serve in isolation, and which may be significantly shortened.

Wearing dark denim jeans, a gray top, black corset belt and black jacket, the 24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late. After a short hearing, she rose and was handcuffed behind her back to serve her time for a probation violation.

Lohan was accompanied to court by her mother, Dina, and younger sister Ali, who wiped away tears after her sister was taken into a lockup.

Her estranged father, Michael Lohan, yelled, "We love you Lindsay!" as his daughter was led away. She was then taken across town to the Century Regional Detention Facility in the industrial suburb of Lynwood.

In court, Lohan was represented by her longtime attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, who had resigned earlier but never filed a formal motion with the court. Famed celebrity attorney Robert Shapiro said Friday that he had agreed to represent the actress, but Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said Tuesday that he had told her hours earlier that he would not take the case.

Holley said after the hearing that Lohan had decided she did not want Shapiro to represent her.

"She's stepped up, she's accepted responsibility," Holley said of her client. "She's scared as anyone would be, but she's as resolute and she's doing it."

Prosecutor Danette Meyers said she thought Lohan was receiving the appropriate sentence. She said the case, which is atypical for the attention it receives, spotlighted that drunken driving is a serious offense with consequences. "Someone can get killed," Meyers said. "Hopefully it has opened a number of eyes."

While the judge did not address Lohan's tardiness Tuesday directly, she did order her to report to probation officials within a day of her release from jail. The judge had previously ordered Lohan to report within two days.

Revel also has ordered officials not to allow Lohan to serve any of her sentence on house arrest or work release.

Two weeks ago the judge determined that the "Mean Girls" star violated her probation by missing seven alcohol education classes since December. She had been on probation since August 2007 after pleading guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and no contest to three driving charges.

Lohan, a prolific user of the microblogging site Twitter, posted a message roughly 12 hours before her court appearance referencing her looming incarceration.

"The only 'bookings' that I'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that I'd be 'booking' into jail eeeks," Lohan posted.

The jail and rehab stints have left some of the actress' projects in limbo, including her planned portrayal of porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic.

Once considered an up-and-coming star, Lohan has in recent years been better-known as a tabloid staple and for the criminal case she has struggled to put behind her.

Her probation had to be extended for a year to give Lohan more time to complete her alcohol education courses and Revel ordered weekly attendance in December. But the actress didn't complete the sessions as ordered and missed a court date in May, setting a stage for her return to jail.

She is expected to serve her time — probably a quarter of her sentence or less — in isolation at a women's jail in the industrial suburb of Lynwood. The facility has hosted several female celebrities, including Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Michelle Rodriguez, Khloe Kardashian and very briefly, Lohan.

She will be forced to wear a jail-issued jumpsuit and be given a set of simple toiletries that all inmates receive: toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, comb, deodorant, shampoo and shaving implements. Hilton received one for her own secluded 23-day stay in 2007 for reckless driving charges.



Ok I have changed my mind. It is WRONG that she was sent to jail. That stupid fucking judge should NOT have done this, as it postpones Lindsay's film career as a porn actress. IF she is to portray Linda Lovelace at ALL, she must do a blatant and very REALISTIC portrayal of her incredible abilities to SUCK THE COCK on screen.

I DEMAND THAT THE JUDGE RELEASE HER IMMEDIATELY!!! :mad:

She needs rehearsal time to follow the instructions as shown on THIS web page!!!!

http://www.insidethroat.com/how-to-deep-throat.php

[chefcraig]

By way of training, someone in Hollywood should send her the prosthetic used by Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights. After all, she does have 90 days to practice.

[thome]

OUTRAGE!!!

This travesty of justice must not stand!!!!

HR69 is correct............ FREE LINDSEY!!!

I will personaly give her the practice she needs she can blow me 3 x and that should get her to the John Holmes practice pole, that must be done.

Let's see 3 x 4 = 12 right..?

4 X She must blow me 4 X

Leave the dress keep the ankle cuff,

[Igosplut]

24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills courtroom about 10 minutes late.

I bet if she was invited over to snort up a OZ off the ass of some hot young broad while they both bathed in champagne she'd be 10 minutes fuckin early without a problem......

[Hardrock69]

That is where our justice system is screwed up. Instead of being a place people dread, it should be a place where people WANT to be!

So they should pay large sums of money, offer hookers and blow, etc. to everyone who attends. Nobody will ever be late again.

[Diamondjimi]

http://d.yimg.com/ca.yimg.com/p/100720/capress/i127966440013985595.jpg?x=240&y=300&sig=A4JCq14wLfux5NOOVS983w--

Lohan to spend about 2 weeks in behind bars

37 minutes ago

By Anthony Mccartney, Derrik J. Lang, The Associated Press


LYNWOOD, Calif. - Los Angeles sheriff's officials say Lindsay Lohan will likely spend about two weeks of her three-month sentence in jail.

Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.

The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

Lohan surrendered at a Beverly Hills courthouse on Tuesday and was immediately whisked away to an all-women's jail in Lynwood. She will serve her time in an isolation unit that has previously hosted Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez.

The 24-year-old's jail sentence began two weeks after a judge sentenced her to three months in jail and another three months in rehab for a probation violation.

[Terry]

Look, it's not like Lindsay has been away from the cock that long that she'll have forgotten how to suck it for her upcoming Lovelace role...and if she has, am sure That 70's Shows' "Fez" is only a phone call away from hooking up to remind her.

Is the above her mug shot from her current incarceration that began today? If so, well, jesus, that was pretty quick getting it up online!

Love and hugs, Lindsay! Beware of cootie-infested jailhouse twat, and we'll all look forward to your release and resumption of...whatever it is you currently do for a living (posing for fashion magazines? or is it movies? or is it appearing on TMZ/Nancy Grace?).

[NATEDOG001976]

Well, I'd still do her. I have a security clearance with the Army now, maybe I can pay her a visit before I ship out :)

[Hardrock69]

Will she marry one of her guards after she gets out?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

the bitch got out...http://www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AiHXYWQvzgnePQyFtWQnnuybvZx4;_ylc=X3oDMThnaGx jZWMwBF9TAzIwMjM1MzgwNzUEYQMxMDA4MDIgb21nIGxpbmRzY XkgbG9oYW4gbGVhdmVzIGphaWwEY3BvcwMzBGcDaWQtMzQzMTQ EaW50bAN1cwRpdGMDMARsdHh0A0xpbmRzYXlMb2hhbmxlYXZlc 2phaWwEcGtndgMxNwRwb3MDMARzZWMDdGQtZmVhdARzbGsDdGh 1bWJsaW5rBHNscG9zA0YEdGFyA2h0dHAlM0ElMkYlMkZvbWcue WFob28uY29tJTJGbmV3cyUyRmxpbmRzYXktbG9oYW4tcmVsZWF zZWQtZnJvbS1qYWlsLW5vdy1kdWUtaW4tcmVoYWIlMkY0NDkwN yUzRm5jBHRlc3QDNzAx/SIG=13a7mats6/EXP=1280857851/**http%3A//omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-released-from-jail-now-due-in-rehab/44907%3Fnc

[PETE'S BROTHER]

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

now i'm nit pickin', you were way off.:biggrin:

[FORD]

She still served more time than the slightly more worthless whore Paris Hilton did, right?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

probably

[GAR]

http://app4.lasd.org/iic/details.cfm?A=155D893706F84A72E40D2DA85AB8ABB36F56 26F1&B=%27%288K%23!]%22%23Q0%20%20%0A&C=VSKAZ&CFID=42292416&CFTOKEN=46947135&jsessionid=f030b3f839ad15fe77993952197f4e1e6d28

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Sex: F Race: W Date Of Birth: 07/02/1986 Age: 24 Hair: BLN Eyes: BLK Height: 506 Weight: 118

</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor) </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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Permanent Housing Assigned Date: 08/02/2010 Assigned Time: 0221 Visitor Status: N

Facility: CENTURY REGIONAL DETENTION FACILITY
Address: 11705 ALAMEDA STREET City: LYNWOOD

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For County facility visiting hours, Please call (213) 473-6080 at Inmate Information Center. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>
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[GAR]

I thought she'd be at Twin Towers downtown, but she actually got the best digs, at the Glass House in Lynwood.

They call it that because its one of those fancy architechtural glass jobs..

[lesfunk]

I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts

[Hardrock69]

13 days?

THIRTEEN FUCKING DAYS?????

:mad:

What a load of shit! If it were anyone else, she would have had to at least serve the minimum of 22.

She sure learned her fucking lesson, didn't she?

Let's have a cuntest. See who can guess closest to how long after she gets out of rehab she gets busted for DUI again.

[Terry]

I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts

Best laugh I've had here in ages. Many thanks.:baaa:

[Diamondjimi]

Lohan confirms she failed drug test

:lmao:
Sat Sep 18, 10:03 AM

By Anthony Mccartney, The Associated Press


LOS ANGELES, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan has confirmed on her Twitter page that she failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening, and she said that if asked, she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress said "Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test."

She also said, "Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away overnight. I am working hard to overcome it." Lohan often posts updates with the account that's verified by Twitter as belonging to the actress.

A person familiar with the case, who declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter, confirmed the positive test results for earlier Friday. The person declined to specify what substance triggered the positive result, which the source said occurred within the last month.

The failed drug test was first reported by TMZ.com.

The test result could mean a probation violation and more jail time for the 24-year-old actress. In July, Lohan was sentenced to three months in jail followed by three months in rehab after violating probation stemming from a pair of drug and driving under the influence cases filed after two arrests in 2007.

She ended up serving two weeks in jail and another 23 days in an inpatient rehab treatment at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.

At a hearing last month, Fox ordered the actress to attend psychotherapy, drug and alcohol counselling as well as random drug and alcohol testing several times a week. Compliance would allow her to return to unsupervised probation in November.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox had threatened Lohan with 30 days in jail for each probation violation.

A hearing would be conducted before Lohan could be returned to jail. Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said no such hearing had been scheduled as of Friday afternoon.

LINK (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/100918/entertainment/us_people_lindsay_lohan)

[Dan]

She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.:D

[FORD]

She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.:D

If she still does that. I heard she plays for the other team now. And if she's going to be spending more time behind bars, it's certainly easier to find pussy there.

[Dan]

How Rude.:D

[Terry]

Addiction is a motherfucker, no doubt.

Still, this can't be a shock.

I hear she gets nakey in Machete, so am looking forward to seeing that.

[GAR]

The second-worst thing about jail is coming down off the drugs: the stuff leaches out of your fat stores then comes out your skin pores and if the Deputy gives you one shower a day in the Glass House to wash that filth off you're lucky because usually it's every 3 days the deputies do the shower supervisions.

- and if you got a two-man or a four-man cell with people to talk to it is a lot easier than being in solitary where she's gonna go back to. If she got clean for a few weeks, then went back to getting high she's gonna go cold turkey and it's gonna really sting this time because she had time to prepare the first time she went to the glass house.

Oh and the first worst thing about jail is the deputies are all homosexual and fuck each other in the ass in full view thru the cell bars. I hate that, you're trying to sleep and some faggot LASD deputies are snuggling sausage while you're trying to get some shut-eye, and that shit's echoing thru the dorm halls. That's fucked-up man.

[Diamondjimi]

Back to jail she goes.... :Loser:



Arrest warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan

1 hour, 40 minutes ago

By The Associated Press


BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - A judge on Monday issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan after the actress acknowledged failing a drug test.

The 24-year-old actress could wind up back behind bars if she is found to have violated probation.

Superior Court Judge Elden Fox issued the bench warrant in Beverly Hills, but Lohan will remain free pending a Friday court hearing, according to officials from Los Angeles County Superior Court.

A message left with Lohan's attorney was not immediately returned.

Read more here... (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/100920/world/us_people_lindsay_lohan)

[hambon4lif]

I'll never understand peoples obsession with this broad, and what she does.

If Alfred E. Neuman was a cokehead with tits, he'd look mysteriously like Lohan......

[Diamondjimi]

She should skip mainstream Hollywood film and go directly to hardcore porn. She could ingest all the cocaine and pussy she craves and nobody would give two shits...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

she's goin' back...

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lohan-to-be-charged-with-grand-theft/55931?nc

LOS ANGELES - Prosecutors said Tuesday they plan to charge Lindsay Lohan with felony grand theft of a $2,500 necklace reported stolen from a jewelry store last month — the most serious count the actress has faced in more than three years of trouble with the law.

District Attorney's spokeswoman Jane Robison said the charge will be filed Wednesday. Lohan, 24, is due in court for an arraignment on Wednesday afternoon.

Los Angeles police said Feb. 2 that Lohan was under investigation for taking a necklace from a Venice store later identified as Kamofie and Co. Detectives obtained a search warrant to try to retrieve the item from Lohan's home, but it was turned in to a police station before any search was made.

Police said they had no update on the case Tuesday and did not say whether the actress had made arrangements to turn herself in at court or at a police station.

Robison said bail would be decided by a judge.

A phone message to Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, was not immediately returned. Holley has previously denied any wrongdoing by Lohan.

"We vehemently deny these allegations and, if charges are filed, we will fight them in court, not in the press," Holley said in a statement released Saturday.

The new case represents the most serious charges the "Mean Girls" star has ever faced. Arrested twice in 2007, Lohan was charged with drunken driving and drug possession, but both were misdemeanors.

Lohan remains on probation for drunken driving. A judge had threatened to throw her in jail if she ran into trouble again.

Prosecutors in Riverside County have been considering whether to press charges against Lohan for a December altercation with a worker from the Betty Ford Center, where she was being treated.

[hambon4lif]

If they keep throwing this bitch in the can, she's gonna go from lipstick to lumberjack.

Why didn't she just ask me for a necklace? I would've gave her one for free......

[chefcraig]

Don't these jewelry stores usually have security cameras in place? If so and there is evidence, Lohan just may have replaced Winona Ryder as America's Favorite Kleptomaniac Actress.

[Little Texan]

Why can't this stupid bitch stay off drugs and out of trouble? I hope they sentence her to 10 to 20 years this time so that I don't have to hear about the goofy bitch any more!

[kwame k]

Lohan and jail time...........some people call this news, I call it Wednesday!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

whatever, dude.
:baaa:

ace broke the thread...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hey, kwame. it's thursday...

Amidst throngs of reporters, fans, and curious onlookers, Lindsay Lohan showed up for her arraignment on felony grand theft charges with every intention of owning the spotlight Wednesday in Los Angeles. Sporting a figure-hugging white knit Kimberly Ovitz mini dress paired with black pumps, Chanel sunglasses, newly-colored tresses, and a spray tan, there was no way you could miss her.

The mid-thigh length dress was universally criticized by fashion and news sites across the web. TMZ.com likened it to Sharon Stone's infamous "Basic Instinct" outfit, while E! Online asked, "Was it a fashion misdemeanor?" In an interview with the "Today" show Wednesday, defense attorney Mark Geragos advised, "I tell my clients to dress like you're going to church or temple." Clearly, Lindsay didn't get that memo.

[kwame k]

:lmao: I guess it's the old Hollywood maxim.....there's no such thing as bad press!

[VAiN]

Man, I was really enjoying not hearing about her... She really seems to not get it. I almost feel bad for her... Her parents, mostly her mother/manager/fame-whore, really fucked her up. She needs to take what's left of her money, put it somewhere safe, disappear from the public eye and just live out her days...

[Hardrock69]

That is what sucks about being a celebrity.

If you are involved in some kind of outrageous situation, every time you get mentioned in the news for the rest of your life, even for something minor and irrelevant, the media will drag it out again....



Famed Movie Star Buys House in Beverly Hills.....

Joe Schmoe, the star of numerous movies dating back to the Golden Age of Pornography has bought a house in Beverly Hills.

Joe became a famous movie star in the 40s when he regularly worked with other actors such as Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Stewart, and Blaze Starr, winning an Oscar in 1959 for the classic film "The Man Who Fucked Twice" in the category "Best-Supporting Piece Of Furniture In A Comedy/Tragedy".
He made headline news in the 1980s when it was revealed he had a mistress who had born him a bastard stepchile. The stepchile grew up to be an alcoholic rock musician who performed under the name "Ace Diamond". By his early 30s, Mr. Diamond eventually disappeared and was not heard from again.

Drug and alcohol problems plagued Joe over the following 30 years, culminating in his arrest on charges of eating in a public place without a license, when he was caught masticating while intoxicated on the roof of a semi-truck as it rolled around Laurel Canyon Blvd.

On fire.

He eventually recovered his sobriety and was most recently spotted 3 weeks ago in a public park in Santa Monica buggering a fire-hydrant, creating a firestorm of controversy, with much criticism bestowed upon his countenance by the International Brotherhood For The Benevolence Of Old And Worn-out Fire Hydrants, or IBFTBEEAWFH.

He has said through his agent that he is trying to decide on a script for his upcoming Paramount Pictures release "It Happened One Night In The Middle Of The Night".

Schmoe is 98.



So see, in the above article, Joe is just buying a house. That is ALL. He may as well have been just driving down the street minding his own business.

But in order to explain to the reader of the lame newspaper that ran the article in the first place what Joe Schmoe is all about and why he is famous at all, they have to provide a quick biography in no more than a few paragraphs, so as to give the reader all of the essential knowledge to know why Joe is famous, and how he has fucked up his life as well.

Who is going to remember the professor who taught for 30 years about Chinese History, specializing in the Mung Dynasty, then retired and lived his life out as some dull idiot who kicked the bucket at age 86?

But EVERYONE is going to remember a professor who was a champion drunk, who got arrested for pissing on a cop car, and got hauled off to the hoosegow where he decided to take on the entire population of his cell block, and WON, who then was bailed out of jail, stole a police car, used it to have sex with street hookers, then drove it onto the lawn of City Hall, set it on fire, and escaped by running inside the building yelling "FIRE FIRE FIRE! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!" and then calmly walking out the back door in the general bedlam that followed.

The one who creates the most excitement in life is the one who will not easily be forgotten.

Uncle Dave figured that out when he was jus' a li'l chilluns.

End of lecture.

:hee:

[Dan]

Maybe Doctor Phil Can help Her Out.:D

[Terry]

That is what sucks about being a celebrity.

If you are involved in some kind of outrageous situation, every time you get mentioned in the news for the rest of your life, even for something minor and irrelevant, the media will drag it out again....




So see, in the above article, Joe is just buying a house. That is ALL. He may as well have been just driving down the street minding his own business.

But in order to explain to the reader of the lame newspaper that ran the article in the first place what Joe Schmoe is all about and why he is famous at all, they have to provide a quick biography in no more than a few paragraphs, so as to give the reader all of the essential knowledge to know why Joe is famous, and how he has fucked up his life as well.

Who is going to remember the professor who taught for 30 years about Chinese History, specializing in the Mung Dynasty, then retired and lived his life out as some dull idiot who kicked the bucket at age 86?

But EVERYONE is going to remember a professor who was a champion drunk, who got arrested for pissing on a cop car, and got hauled off to the hoosegow where he decided to take on the entire population of his cell block, and WON, who then was bailed out of jail, stole a police car, used it to have sex with street hookers, then drove it onto the lawn of City Hall, set it on fire, and escaped by running inside the building yelling "FIRE FIRE FIRE! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!" and then calmly walking out the back door in the general bedlam that followed.

The one who creates the most excitement in life is the one who will not easily be forgotten.

Uncle Dave figured that out when he was jus' a li'l chilluns.

End of lecture.

:hee:

People like to rubberneck and get off on someone else's troubles. I'm no better.

However, I AM thankful that I didn't have tabloid journalists stalking me when I was in my teens and twenties.

Most people fuck up at some point in their lives (if not, how boring).

Thanks for showing your hiney and titties in Machete, Lindsay!! Beat this rap and get back to disrobing onscreen soon! I don't care how many times you fuck up or how much carpet you munch - I'll still rub one out to ya!!

[Grant]

The Shawskank Redemption?

[kwame k]

:lmao:

[Golden AWe]

I'd spank her with my meat might dagger

[PETE'S BROTHER]

LOS ANGELES - A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday he would sentence her to jail if she accepted a plea deal from prosecutors to avoid trial for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from an upscale jewelry store.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz tersely told the troubled starlet what she could expect if she pleaded guilty or no contest in the felony case.

"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to jail," Schwartz said. "Period."

The "Mean Girls" star wore high-waisted white pants and a low-cut black top, and sat reading papers while prosecutors offered her attorney, Shawn Holley, the terms of the plea deal in a close chambers meeting with Schwartz. The details were not immediately released, but Schwartz said he didn't think Lohan would take offer. She has pleaded not guilty.

Lohan told the judge she understood, and left the courtroom clutching her mother's hand. She and her attorney left without speaking, but her father, Michael Lohan, told reporters outside the courthouse that the case is being over-prosecuted.

"I don't see Lindsay as a criminal," he said. "This is all a result of her addiction."

The necklace case has become the latest trouble for Lohan, who was sent to jail twice and rehab twice last year for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case. Run-ins with the law could land her back in jail, yet the troubled starlet seems to keep running into trouble.

[kwame k]

Sounds like the judge wants a trail.......bet ya it's televised if it happens.

Media whore!

[Hardrock69]

HAHA!!!! Stupid idiot!

She got sentenced to 120 days in prison.....:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2011/05/12/Lohan_sentenced_to_four_months_in_prison_611958.ht ml




Lohan sentenced to four months in prison


Actress Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to four months in prison for stealing a necklace after pleading no contest to the charge.

Lohan had originally insisted that she was innocent of the theft from a shop in Los Angeles in January.

The 24-year-old film star, who was not in court, was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours community service.

She was also ordered to complete psychological counselling and an anti-shoplifting program.

The judge instructed Lindsay Lohan to report to jail on or before June 17.

But the Hollywood star's lawyer said Lohan could avoid spending any time in prison by serving her sentence at home where she would be monitored electronically with a tag.

Judge Stephanie Sautner said: "Any early release on house arrest seems to be a triple bonus...(But) I am not about to battle the sheriff.

"I do order that while under house arrest she is not allowed out to do community service."

Lohan's film career had ground to a halt following her arrest in 2007 for drunk driving and being found with cocaine.

Since her arrest Lohan had been in and out of jail and on drug rehabilitation programmes, with little apparent effect.

However, before her sentencing her career had seemed to be on the up again as she was signed for a film about the New York Gotti crime family, alongside actors John Travolta and Al Pacino.

[sadaist]

HAHA!!!! Stupid idiot!

She got sentenced to 120 days in prison.....:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:




Los Angeles news keeps saying she is going to get it house arrest since jail overcrowding. So fucking weak. Fuck, I want 4 months house arrest. I could finally catch up on my World Of Warcraft characters, porn sites and the 47 Twilight Zones currently on my DVR.

[Hardrock69]

How in the FUCK is she supposed to learn anything?

Spare the rod spoil the child!

She needs to go to the fucking P-Farm for 120 fucking days! :mad:

[Nitro Express]

She needs some hard labor not an institution. She needs humility and nothing like hard work doing shitty jobs in shitty conditions gives that. Send her to me. I will reform her.:biggrin:

[sadaist]

I guaran-fucking-tee Lindsay will have another brush with the law within 6 months of completing this upcoming stint. At least with shoplifting she isn't taking anyones life in her hands like she was drunk driving. I really hope she never acts again. This spoiled bitch needs to just fade away from our memories.

[Nitro Express]

I guaran-fucking-tee Lindsay will have another brush with the law within 6 months of completing this upcoming stint. At least with shoplifting she isn't taking anyones life in her hands like she was drunk driving. I really hope she never acts again. This spoiled bitch needs to just fade away from our memories.

See needs a little too much of some very pure heroine. That would fix her problems for good.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lindsay-lohan-appear-playboy-031549826.html?nc

[Nitro Express]

playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lindsay-lohan-appear-playboy-031549826.html?nc

The needle tracks as well. Not only has Heff gotten old, he's gone blind. Who's next Heff? Chastity Bono?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The needle tracks as well. Not only has Heff gotten old, he's gone blind. Who's next Heff? Chastity Bono?

you wish :biggrin:

[Little Texan]

So, I'm curious as to what her duties at the coroner's office entail. Do they have her mopping up blood, guts and brains from the floor?

[lesfunk]

Probably blowing the coroner

[Little Texan]

playboy should probly be able to airbrush out those nasty beef curtains

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/source-lindsay-lohan-appear-playboy-031549826.html?nc



They're going to have to pay the airbrusher more than Lindsay Lohan is being paid just to airbrush out all of the freckles.

[Diamondjimi]

Why don't they simply turn this whore loose and let her OD or self destruct...

[chefcraig]

Why don't they simply turn this whore loose and let her OD or self destruct...

Because they tried that routine with Courtney Love and it failed.

[VanHalener]

How in the FUCK is she supposed to learn anything... :mad:


Hand that sexy bitch over to me, that's how.

I could bore you with details, but I think you know what kind of Ninja lovin' it would take to calm that chick down.

~Send me in, coach~

[VAiN]

Because they tried that routine with Courtney Love and it failed.
I can't stand that bitch!

[Nitro Express]

I can't stand that bitch!

I'm afraid she's going to kick the bucket before we get to see her freak out and get bitch slapped by Gary Busey on Celebrity Rehab.

[Little Texan]

Hand that sexy bitch over to me, that's how.

I could bore you with details, but I think you know what kind of Ninja lovin' it would take to calm that chick down.

~Send me in, coach~

You'd have to convert her from a pink taco eater to a sausage eater, first.

[VanHalener]

You'd have to convert her from a pink taco eater to a sausage eater, first.

Negative, Ghost Rider

I'd be too busy letting her be herself while I'm on dive duty.

OWWWWWWW! :hitch:

[chefcraig]

This came about a couple of years ago, yet merits a mention due to the subject matter. You can find screen shots, clips ect. on the net, but since the content is NSFW, this is about all I can produce on a work computer.

Hustler Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan”

POPCRUNCH (http://www.popcrunch.com/hustler-lindsay-lohan-porn-parody-untrue-hollywood-stories-lindsay-lohan/)

Hot on the heels of the success of 2007′s skin flick hit Lindsay HoHan: Get The Fuck Out Of My Way!, Hustler has hit the market with a Lindsay Lohan porn spoof of its own. Hustler’s X-rated Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan features adult film star Scarlett Fay as the sometimes redhead, sometimes bottle blonde former child star, arguably best known for her infamous “Firecrotch.”

Hilarity ensues as “Lindsay” humps her way around a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot and enters and re-enters rehab all with a fedora-fitted Samantha Ronson lookalike in tow. The documentary-style porno also sees LiLezzie getting advice from frenemy Paris Hilton (played here by Eden Adams), having a slapfight with longtime foe Scarlett Johansson (Nicole Ray), and hooking up with over-the-hill porn legend Ron Jeremy.


http://img1.imagehousing.com/47/0cdb3d91df979a9d75275b21703d86d0.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/885151)

[Kristy]

Los Angeles news keeps saying she is going to get it house arrest since jail overcrowding. So fucking weak. Fuck, I want 4 months house arrest. I could finally catch up on my World Of Warcraft characters, porn sites and the 47 Twilight Zones currently on my DVR.

Don't be so sure. Studies have shown (in that place where they do studies) that being under house arrest has more of a psychological effect of punishment combined with cabin fever than being in jail. You may have the conveniences of home but a lot of your privileges are taken away, such as no internet or TV and even if you have a swimming pool you can't use it and you have to answer when they call every 10 minutes. I have a childhood friend who is a lawyer who has told me he has represented those who have had 5 DUI's and are under house arrest - life, as he explains it, is hell for them.

[Nitro Express]

I would entertain myself by finding way of destroying that ankle thing they put on you. I'm such a rebel I would be the guy who would be plotting an escape and how to beat the system. If I was better at programming and was the nerdy type I would be a hacker.

[Hardrock69]

Well, we know it IS possible for people to get their act together.

The only 2 questions are 1. Will they? 2. When?

[Little Texan]

It seems the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. I saw on the news where her old man is headed back to jail for a probation violation just a few days after getting out of jail. Father and daughter seem to like being behind bars.

[Little Texan]

Well, we know it IS possible for people to get their act together.

The only 2 questions are 1. Will they? 2. When?

Well, Britney Spears seems to have gotten her shit together after it seemed for certain that she was headed for the eternal dirt nap. Robert Downey is another good example, so yeah, it is entirely possible for Lohan to straighten up, although it looks highly doubtful at the moment that she will based on her continual pattern of self-destructive behavior of the past few years.

[Hardrock69]

Heh...I finally looked at the link.....so she is going to go for it eh?

Well, she has to get in line in order to wait her turn to be the next Great American Slut....but posing for Hef is something good to have on the resume in order to qualify for the post of Great American Slut.

Then when everyone is bored with her, and she is out of money to pay her lawyers again, then she can take the next step....star in a hardcore pr0n film called "Assmasters: Lindsay Lohan - The Crack Of Doom", where she is doing ass-to-mouth throughout most of the film.......

After that if she is not able to manage her life effectively, and runs out of cash thanks to her vampire lawyers, well, she will not have anything else to do to shock the world, lol.

She could go to Nevada and work in a bordello in the desert......do a live satellite broadcast of her taking on the USC Trojans football team or something........

Whatever.

I predict further doom. She wants to be the next Amy Winehouse, let her. She surely is fucking stupid enough.....

[Hardrock69]

Robert Downey is a great example, and he is one of my favorite actors. Life has beat him up enough to give his acting a bit more "maturity".

He done liveded da BLOOZE, and so he got mo' SOUL brothah! I am happy for him that he got cleaned up.

As I have repeated endlessly about this idiot Lo-Ho, I do not like it when people get into trouble.....unless they deserve it, lol. But what the fuck did she do to me that I should wish her to go to the slammer? She simply has demonstrated what a fucking moron she is, and I am tired of hearing about it in the news.

As stupid as she is, she deserves everything she gets. This is the best demonstration of her intellect.....I mean,

C-A-N

S-H-E

F-O-L-L-O-W

S-I-M-P-L-E

I-N-S-T-R-U-C-T-I-O-N-S-????????????


If yes, then pass go and collect 900,000 dollars.

If no, then go to jail.

This is the first step on the road to terminal stupidity..........being so stupid that it causes you to die........she has apparently already done her photoshoot......wonder if they got her to pose with donkeys or some shit.....fucking idiot........I want her to get her shit together so I don't have to continually hear what a brain-dead zombot she is.....I am sick of it........

So yes, she is an OBJECT of ridicule, and will continue to be so........until it ceases to be funny, and is just another version of......pathetic.....

[Little Texan]

She's getting another slap on the wrist for another probation violation and going back to jail yet again. When are they going to teach her a real lesson and sentence her to hard time in prison? You know damn well if this was just some regular Joe that violated probation as many times as she has he would be serving some real prison time, but she gets off easy just because she's a celebrity.

Link (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/lindsay-lohan-sentenced-to-30-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation/)

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First

Published November 02, 2011 | FoxNews.com

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Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.

Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract.

If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract, TMZ reports.

If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.

The judge also ordered Lohan to continue undergoing counseling sessions and kept the actress on a short leash. The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.

Lohan will also get a new probation officer that Sautner said she has ordered to report any violations directly to the court. If Lohan fails to comply with the new sentence, Sautner said she would immediately send the starlet to jail for the remaining 270 days of her sentence.

It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.

Sautner revoked Lohan's probation at a hearing nearly two weeks ago.

The judge had asked prosecutors to calculate how long of a jail term the actress would have to serve if she is formally found in violation of her probation for misdemeanor drunken driving and theft cases.

Sautner, who is the fifth judge that Lohan has faced since her first arrest in 2007, has expressed exasperation with the actress and California's budget-strapped jail system.

The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office advocated jail time for the actress, however spokesman Frank Mateljan declined to provide further details.

Lohan's spokesman, Steve Honig, declined comment before the hearing.

The "Mean Girls" star has been reporting to the Los Angeles morgue regularly, which Sautner ordered her to do at the last court appearance. The judge had sentenced Lohan to serve 120 hours doing janitorial work at coroner's office in April, but expressed hope that the actress would benefit from working three times that amount of hours at a women's shelter.

Lohan was terminated from the shelter program after failing to show up nine times at the center. She told her probation officer the assignment was not fulfilling, according to the actress' probation report.

The actress' morgue service has not been without drama -- she was turned away the first day after showing up 40 minutes late. She has shown up early several times since then. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter declined to characterize how Lohan's service was progressing Tuesday.

The former Disney star has been sent to jail, rehab, counseling and community service numerous times since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. Her probation on that case is nearly over, but her release remains supervised after Lohan in May pleaded no contest to misdemeanor theft for taking a $2,500 necklace without permission in January.

Once a headlining actress, Lohan's court and personal troubles have overshadowed her career for years.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/lindsay-lohan-sentenced-to-30-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation/print#ixzz1cZuHx9Ns

[Sensible Shoes]

I am so over Lindsay Lohan. The next time the trio of death stops by, I'd be quite surprised if she isn't one of them.

[Nitro Express]

Ok. I bet she will kick the bucket within the next two years.

[jhale667]

I just saw THR or someone reported she's going to be released shortly after she's processed...."over-crowding" AGAIN....:rolleyes:

[Hardrock69]

What? That's a load of bullshit! She needs to be treated like any other person. Send her to the fucking slammer! Stupid cunt! :mad:

[Nitro Express]

Put her to work cleaning up the side of the road for a couple of months.

[Hardrock69]

What? That's a load of bullshit! She needs to be treated like any other person. Send her to the fucking slammer! Stupid cunt! :mad:

[Satan]

I am so over Lindsay Lohan. The next time the trio of death stops by, I'd be quite surprised if she isn't one of them.

Works for me! Then I can give her a warm welcome with the Third Horn! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

[Hardrock69]

Hmm....don't see how I posted the same thing 19 minutes after my first post. A glitch in the matrix I suppose. No need to delete the second post though, as it is just an exclamation point to the first one. Stupid bitch. :lol:

Haha....Playboy is "not satisfied" with her nude photos and is demanding a re-shoot before she goes to jail, lol.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/03/playboy-unhappy-with-lindsay-lohan-pictures-set-to-reshoot-report-says/


Playboy Unhappy With Lindsay Lohan Nudes, Wants to Reshoot, Report Says

If at first you don't succeed?

Lindsay Lohan was given a week to complete a nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine before heading off to jail to serve her 30 day sentence for violating her probation.

It turns out the extra days of shooting are necessary because Playboy was dissatisfied with the pictures that have already been shot, and wants to start from scratch, RadarOnline.com reported.

“Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,” a source told RadarOnline.com.


Lohan will reportedly pocket close to $1 million for baring all in the magazine.
The magazine is planning to feature the troubled star in their January issue. If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.
Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.
If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.
The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.
Lohan will also get a new probation officer. Sautner has ordered the new officer to report any violations directly to the court.
It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007.
The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.

[Hardrock69]

Playboy issue goes onsale a week from tomorrow.

Cover leaked today on the net:

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/lindsay-lohan-playboy-cover-leaked-online-020423877.html

http://i41.tinypic.com/o0syzl.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Who wants to see some meth whore naked? She's more Hustler material than Playboy.

[Hardrock69]

She is more XXX Hardcore Assrape video material than some lame magazine, lol.

[binnie]

It's like the billboard of a troubled life............

[Hardrock69]

Good description.

[Golden AWe]

I would!!!

[binnie]

Have we actually seen the pics yet?

[ZahZoo]

Nope... no interest either.

[Hardrock69]

They will be on the net soon enough. If nobody else does, I will post them in Pic-A-Palooza when I find them so we can all laugh at them.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

They're online now...

Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....

[chefcraig]

Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....

I dunno...some of us older guys actually like the idea of relic-ing. The guitar shows some signs of abuse, but underneath they still have the goods of a new model. OK, in this case, not necessarily brand new...

[Northern Girl]

They're online now...

Honestly, she's got the body of a 45 year old, and that's not a compliment for a girl her age....

Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?

[Matt White]

Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?

"Beautiful" is the operartive word babe! :D

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Pray tell, VA, what does the body of a 45 year old look like?

Oh boy.... ;)

Well, let's face anatomical facts....

The "average" 45 year old woman's body isn't as, shall we say, tight, as a young girl's....

The skin shows to start to show signs of aging...

The breasts start to sag....

The butt-ocks starts to go south...

I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG, but c'mon, you honestly can't tell me that a 45 year old woman has the same body as a 25 year old....

[Matt White]

I just looked at the pics...............


*YAWN*.....................

I don't get what this fixation with an ICON who died so long ago that the majority of people have never seen a single film of hers?

Really? Monroe? At least Marilyn could act...a bit...a did anumber of movies before she flamed out.....

These pop-tarts that think they're somehow "heirs" to her legacy is sad & stupid...........................

[Northern Girl]

"Beautiful" is the operartive word babe! :D

A wise man always knows the right thing to say to a woman! :bigwink:

[Northern Girl]

I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG....

Oh, God no! LOL. I'm just having some fun with ya...of course, you are right. If only you could work the skin out like a muscle. LOL.

Pushing 50 should be changed to pulling 50, 'cos everything needs to be pulled up a little. LMAO!

[Terry]

Oh boy.... ;)

Well, let's face anatomical facts....

The "average" 45 year old woman's body isn't as, shall we say, tight, as a young girl's....

The skin shows to start to show signs of aging...

The breasts start to sag....

The butt-ocks starts to go south...

I mean, I'm SURE you are the exception to the rule NG, but c'mon, you honestly can't tell me that a 45 year old woman has the same body as a 25 year old....

45 year old women know how to fuck.

They'll let you do anything.

25 year old girls still cling to eroding dreams of dignity, thus aren't nearly as dirty.

[Terry]

I just looked at the pics...............


*YAWN*.....................

I don't get what this fixation with an ICON who died so long ago that the majority of people have never seen a single film of hers?

Really? Monroe? At least Marilyn could act...a bit...a did anumber of movies before she flamed out.....

These pop-tarts that think they're somehow "heirs" to her legacy is sad & stupid...........................

Having read a bit about Monroe, the last few years of her life were very depressing. I can't imagine why any young starlet would want to pattern their lives after her.

Plus, there's just too many goddamned starlets out there now...I mean, Anna Nicole Smith dying a few was big news only because of the millions and the kid involved, and even that media furor has died down; nobody gives two shits now.

When Monroe kicked it, the field wasn't as crowded.

If Lohan died, she'd be big news for a couple of weeks and then the media would be onto the next story. Plus, when Monroe died, she hadn't really suffered a public exposure of her decline prior...unlike, say, Anna Nicole Smith - was it really a shock when she overdosed? Nope. And it wouldn't be for Lohan, either.

It's a shame, because Lohan was a cute piece of ass not too long ago. Now she looks dried up and used...and even though being in Hollywood and around the entertainment industry is clearly bad for her health, she's got nowhere else to go because she's never DONE anything else. If she doesn't die, she's probably just gonna continue declining, doubtless still grasping for as much publicity as she can. Just another fame junkie.

Please excuse me...am off to look at her nakey pics.:bigwink:

[Sensible Shoes]

Pushing 50 should be changed to pulling 50, 'cos everything needs to be pulled up a little. LMAO!

Some of us are pulling 60

[Hardrock69]

Fucking hell. Talk about photoshopped. Just as I expected. I am so NOT impressed.

And, once again, someone is doing the cheap Marilyn clone routine, as they cannot come up with anything original, like her swinging naked from a tree with a cucumber up her ass or something.

[Coyote]

I'd still hit it!

[Terry]

Fucking hell. Talk about photoshopped. Just as I expected. I am so NOT impressed.

And, once again, someone is doing the cheap Marilyn clone routine, as they cannot come up with anything original, like her swinging naked from a tree with a cucumber up her ass or something.

Yeah, well, it's Playboy.

A cucumber up her ass WOULD be pretty hot, though...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'd still hit it!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/ferr3816/IdHitIt.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

Does anybody have these pics yet from Playboy? I have a friend who's looking for them.

[twonabomber]

yet? they've been all over for a month!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well like I go LOOKING for this shit? Girl is a mess and who the hell wants to see her anyway - except my cracked friend.

You guys know pron better than anybody.

[twonabomber]

oddly enough they weren't in the pic forum. lemme see what i can find.

[ZahZoo]

Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...

with the touch-ups they can get her at least down to looking like she's 36 ;)

[Jagermeister]

Your friend is sick... who'd want to see that train wreck nekid...

Not me . :pinocchio:

[Nitro Express]

I think they should just start cutting off a finger for everyone of her offenses. The jail thing is a joke.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think they should just start cutting off a finger for everyone of her offenses. The jail thing is a joke.

and again

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/judge-admonishes-lawyer-wont-delay-lohan-case-182249100.html

[Hardrock69]

Send her to the fucking pen for at least a year. Getting assraped with a broomstick every day by big mannish bulldykes might teach her something.

Or not. :gulp:

[binnie]

You've got to figure that there's nowhere back for LL. Does anyone really change after their mid-20s?

I'd love to know what it is about child stardom that fucks people up......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You've got to figure that there's nowhere back for LL. Does anyone really change after their mid-20s?

I'd love to know what it is about child stardom that fucks people up......

fuckin' a, glad i did

[Hardrock69]

Apparently she is still drinking heavily....

http://www.examiner.com/article/lohan-still-drinking-lindsay-lohan-refuses-to-stop-partying

[Nitro Express]

Disney Girl Gone Bad.

[Nitro Express]

Disney Girl Gone Bad

[Hardrock69]

Haha....stoopid bitch is fucking up yet AGAIN.

Fucking judge sentenced her to 90 days in rehab.

What does the Lohan cunt do?

Why SKIP OUT, of course, and fly to NYC!!!

She needs to go spend a couple of years in the fucking slammer.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-runs-rehab-stirs-trouble-tara-reid-141100421.html

[ELVIS]

Dang...

That judge was firm as fuck last time...

She's going to jail no doubt about it...

[Hardrock69]

I cannot wait for her next film appearance:

Jailhouse Sluts No.34 "The Return of The Guardian Nightstick"

:hee:

I am laughing. Stupid fucking idiot.

:lol:

[Anonymous]

The worst part of all this, is that she's not fappable anymore.

Should've gone for the pr0n when you had the chance, Linsay... ah, the wanks that'll never be.

Cheers! :bottle: