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GAR
07-14-2010, 05:13 AM
Don't be an asshole on the RothArmy board. I know, it sounds kind of weak to ask because the minute the rude ones see that it's like a freshly baked pie a 3-year old can't wait to stick his finger into.. they can't help it.

http://www.geekgroupies.com/GeekBlog/uploaded_images/verbal-abuse-759460.jpg

Well, if someone bothers you the way I get bothered, I just put 'em on Ignore.

It's easy to do! Click at the upper right corner My Profile, and select Edit Ignore List, then add the offending person or persons to it, click Save, and you're done!

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh253/Apocalypse324/force_field.jpg

There's a few people here I dont want to view, such as


<input name="listbits[ignore][24297]" id="usercheck_24297" value="24297" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Blaze (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24297-Blaze)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][24297]" value="24297" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][6645]" id="usercheck_6645" value="6645" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> bueno bob (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?6645-bueno-bob)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][6645]" value="6645" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][3871]" id="usercheck_3871" value="3871" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> chefcraig (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?3871-chefcraig)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][3871]" value="3871" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][246]" id="usercheck_246" value="246" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Dan (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?246-Dan)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][246]" value="246" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][5109]" id="usercheck_5109" value="5109" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Diamondjimi (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?5109-Diamondjimi)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][5109]" value="5109" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][4651]" id="usercheck_4651" value="4651" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Don Corleone (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?4651-Don-Corleone)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][4651]" value="4651" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][11316]" id="usercheck_11316" value="11316" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> fryingdutchman (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?11316-fryingdutchman)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][11316]" value="11316" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][11017]" id="usercheck_11017" value="11017" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Hardrock69 (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?11017-Hardrock69)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][11017]" value="11017" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][45]" id="usercheck_45" value="45" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Igosplut (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?45-Igosplut)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][45]" value="45" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][24030]" id="usercheck_24030" value="24030" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> kwame k (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24030-kwame-k)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][24030]" value="24030" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][25097]" id="usercheck_25097" value="25097" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> LEFTY (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?25097-LEFTY)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][25097]" value="25097" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][22706]" id="usercheck_22706" value="22706" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> PETE'S BROTHER (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?22706-PETE-S-BROTHER)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][22706]" value="22706" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][12533]" id="usercheck_12533" value="12533" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Redballjets88 (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?12533-Redballjets88)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][12533]" value="12533" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][182]" id="usercheck_182" value="182" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Rikk (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?182-Rikk)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][182]" value="182" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][10523]" id="usercheck_10523" value="10523" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Rikksgirl (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?10523-Rikksgirl)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][10523]" value="10523" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][7]" id="usercheck_7" value="7" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Sarge's Little Helper (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?7-Sarge-s-Little-Helper)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][7]" value="7" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][24487]" id="usercheck_24487" value="24487" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> standin (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24487-standin)

.. so that's what I do, is ignore 'em. I'm not saying you have to use this function, but FYI, it is there.

So if you find your username experience a little beat behind the ears by something you saw addressed to you in a dirty way, go tell the Yard Duty Teacher that that certain someone did bad to you on the playground. And they will try to ignore it.

http://www.imageenvision.com/450/11285-picture-of-a-teacher-helping-a-student-by-jvpd.jpg

OR use the Ignore feature.

So, don't be an ASSHOLE on the board: people don't like it, chicks don't dig it and God only knows we're way too low in our females memberships, so please be cool and don't use the Dirty Language.

You never know who is watching you, so kids - play nice!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0130/espn_sylvester_handshake_300.jpg

BEST,
Gar!!

Sarge's Little Helper
07-14-2010, 05:15 AM
Hi GAR! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

fryingdutchman
07-14-2010, 11:29 AM
Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....

Jagermeister
07-14-2010, 03:45 PM
Your ignore list is just about every one who posts on the board??:umm:

Diamondjimi
07-14-2010, 05:12 PM
Don't be an asshole on the RothArmy board. I know, it sounds kind of weak ....

Aww, did GArY have a sore ass from having it handed to him over & over for being a proven lying sack of shit coward???
Poor widdle baby dun got his feelings hurt and claims to hide (like the Coward he is) behind the ignore button, which is another cuntplete lie of his seeing that he can't resist a Wiki/Google supplemented reply.

Here, Pussy Bitch. Fill this out and send it to someone who gives a fuck! :Loser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Hurtfeelingsreport.jpg

hambon4lif
07-14-2010, 05:14 PM
"Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board"....by GAR

....holy mother of fuck!

I can't get over the insumountable IRONY of this...

That's one wicked sense of fucking humor you got there, pal!

Guitar Shark
07-14-2010, 05:16 PM
Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....

For GAR

Guitar Shark
07-14-2010, 05:17 PM
Aww, did GArY have a sore ass from having it handed to him over & over for being a proven lying sack of shit coward???
Poor widdle baby dun got his feelings hurt and claims to hide (like the Coward he is) behind the ignore button, which is another cuntplete lie of his seeing that he can't resist a Wiki/Google supplemented reply.

Here, Pussy Bitch. Fill this out and send it to someone who gives a fuck! :Loser:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Hurtfeelingsreport.jpg

For GAR

LoungeMachine
07-14-2010, 05:19 PM
I find it hilarious he has Sarge's Little Helper on IGNORE

:gulp:

Even the BOTS own him......

Diamondjimi
07-14-2010, 05:25 PM
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For GAR!

Igosplut
07-14-2010, 05:43 PM
Very telling how he starts threads and constantly reply's and posts about the very people he has on ignore.....

Guitar Shark
07-14-2010, 06:01 PM
Very telling how he starts threads and constantly reply's and posts about the very people he has on ignore.....

For GAR

Blaze
07-14-2010, 06:16 PM
:biggrin:

Nickdfresh
07-14-2010, 06:16 PM
Of course GAyR won't see this because he's a big pussy and proponent of the "ignore" function.

But for what it's worth, the phrase "Physician, heal thyself" comes to mind....

Now he can. :)

VanHalenFan5150
07-14-2010, 06:18 PM
The topic of this thread, (a) when combined with the product of the poster (b) cancels itself out, as so:

a*b=0

Blaze
07-14-2010, 06:21 PM
:baaa:

PETE'S BROTHER
07-14-2010, 06:36 PM
sorry gar, i had to click on the box to post in this thread

Diamondjimi
07-14-2010, 06:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/GARhomotroll.jpg

GAR
07-15-2010, 03:45 AM
Guitar Shark - how dare you!

Don Corleone
07-15-2010, 10:19 AM
So Gary, you actually clicked on the pop up saying "Gar is a homo troll" so you could make that last post?

Guitar Shark
07-15-2010, 01:49 PM
So Gary, you actually clicked on the pop up saying "Gar is a homo troll" so you could make that last post?

:lmao:

jhale667
07-15-2010, 01:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/GARhomotroll.jpg

SO true. He's also an oxygen thief. Just sayin'.

Guitar Shark
07-15-2010, 02:01 PM
SO true. He's also an oxygen thief. Just sayin'.

Fixed ;)

jhale667
07-15-2010, 02:26 PM
:lmao:

GAR
07-15-2010, 03:55 PM
Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?

Hardrock69
07-15-2010, 03:55 PM
The topic of this thread, (a) when combined with the product of the poster (b) cancels itself out, as so:

a*b=0

:lmao:

Hardrock69
07-15-2010, 04:08 PM
For all of you who are new here to Roth Army, a small word of explanation if you have not figured it out by now.

Feel free to heap abuse upon Gar for no reason whatsoever. He is one of the bigger ASSHOLES ever to show up around here.

As time goes on, and you settle into your new life here as a member of the esteemed and world famous Roth Army, you will note that a) He is a liar, b) He does not contribute anything of value, c) EVERYONE at Roth Army wished he would get run over by a train (repeatedly), and d) all of the above.

Feel free to insult him to your heart's content, as he deserves to receive just as much (if not more) of the crap he attempts to hand out to Roth Army's finest.

In fact, one of the goals of anyone who signs up here at Roth Army should for him to put you on his IGNORE list.

IF Gar puts you on his "List Of Woe", you can rest assured you have done a great and valuable service to the Roth Army, and will certainly earn some respect in the long run.

Lastly, if he should become irate, irrational, snide, rude, crude, insulting, or vile, do NOT be offended. He is only lashing out due to his inability to play nice with anyone due to his inferior intellect, and lack of respect for anything other than his imaginary guitar collection.

Again, WELCOME TO ROTH ARMY, and may you enjoy interacting with everyone here except Gar! :baaa:

Anonymous
07-15-2010, 04:10 PM
I like clicking refresh on this thread, even if there are no new posts.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
07-15-2010, 04:10 PM
Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?

Of course!

And why YOU do not follow your own advice is....ummm...well, normal for you, fucking loser. :hee:

jhale667
07-15-2010, 04:29 PM
Such unkindness, such brutality.. did anyone read the thread title at all?

Such TRUTH. You ARE INDEED a troll-ass oxygen-thief. From all accounts, you're short, fat, and bald too. :biggrin:

Not only did everyone read the title, we all caught the irony of the fact that the thread was STARTED BY THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE BOARD. :dafinger:

Diamondjimi
07-15-2010, 06:06 PM
Asshole
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This article is about the insult. For other uses, see Asshole (disambiguation).


Asshole (or arsehole in British English and Australian English) is slang for the anus and is usually used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] Its first appearance as an insult term in a newspaper indexed by Google News is in 1965.[2] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances. By the 1970s, Hustler magazine featured people they did not like as "Asshole of the month."[3]

Here's the Goddamn LINK! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole)

:troll:
Troll (Internet)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is semi-protected until July 25, 2010 due to vandalism.
"Do not feed the trolls" and its abbreviation "DNFTT" redirect here. For the Wikimedia essay, see "What is a troll?".

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2] In addition to the offending poster, the noun “troll” can also refer to the provocative message itself, as in that was an excellent troll you posted. While the term troll and its associated action, trolling, are primarily associated with Internet discourse, media attention in recent years has made such labels highly subjective, with 'trolling' being used to describe many intentionally provocative actions outside of an online context.

LINK... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29)

GAR
07-15-2010, 09:11 PM
For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

Too funny!

PETE'S BROTHER
07-15-2010, 09:19 PM
congrats blaze:baaa:

Igosplut
07-15-2010, 09:25 PM
For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

Too funny!

Of course.. VH Girl has posted stuff to prove that's she's for real...

You know , Like You CAN"T.......

Nickdfresh
07-16-2010, 01:06 AM
For her participation in "VH Girl Shows Her Stuff" thread, Blaze has earned her name off ignore.

Too funny!

How the fuck would you know how she performed if she were on ignore to begin with?

No wonder why Mexicans are taking ur jobz, idiot....

GAR
07-16-2010, 04:14 AM
I think VH Girl / Paiin made a very good point midstream in their rant, in that we do seem to have a hard time being civil.

The point's clear to me but others here still need to get their trolling done, but at what cost I ask?

Think of the newbies..

Hardrock69
07-16-2010, 10:05 AM
What the fuck are you going on about?

None of us have a difficult time being civil to people who are civil.

Do not lump yourself in with 'newbies' as far as how everyone on this board treats YOU, jackass!

So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Don Corleone
07-16-2010, 10:57 AM
The point's clear to me.

Then delete your account - problem solved.

jhale667
07-16-2010, 11:19 AM
Then delete your account - problem solved.

DO IT GARfail - think of it as a service not just to the entire board, but HUMANITY in general. GTFO.


Or do you enjoy being hated, and reminded daily what a piece of shit you are? That second part you could already accomplish on your own by LOOKING IN A MIRROR...

sadaist
07-16-2010, 11:40 AM
There's a few people here I dont want to view, such as


<input name="listbits[ignore][24297]" id="usercheck_24297" value="24297" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Blaze (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24297-Blaze)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][24297]" value="24297" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][6645]" id="usercheck_6645" value="6645" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> bueno bob (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?6645-bueno-bob)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][6645]" value="6645" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][3871]" id="usercheck_3871" value="3871" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> chefcraig (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?3871-chefcraig)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][3871]" value="3871" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][246]" id="usercheck_246" value="246" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Dan (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?246-Dan)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][246]" value="246" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][5109]" id="usercheck_5109" value="5109" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Diamondjimi (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?5109-Diamondjimi)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][5109]" value="5109" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][4651]" id="usercheck_4651" value="4651" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Don Corleone (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?4651-Don-Corleone)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][4651]" value="4651" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][11316]" id="usercheck_11316" value="11316" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> fryingdutchman (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?11316-fryingdutchman)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][11316]" value="11316" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][11017]" id="usercheck_11017" value="11017" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Hardrock69 (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?11017-Hardrock69)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][11017]" value="11017" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][45]" id="usercheck_45" value="45" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Igosplut (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?45-Igosplut)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][45]" value="45" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][24030]" id="usercheck_24030" value="24030" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> kwame k (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24030-kwame-k)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][24030]" value="24030" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][25097]" id="usercheck_25097" value="25097" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> LEFTY (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?25097-LEFTY)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][25097]" value="25097" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][22706]" id="usercheck_22706" value="22706" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> PETE'S BROTHER (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?22706-PETE-S-BROTHER)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][22706]" value="22706" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][12533]" id="usercheck_12533" value="12533" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Redballjets88 (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?12533-Redballjets88)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][12533]" value="12533" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][182]" id="usercheck_182" value="182" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Rikk (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?182-Rikk)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][182]" value="182" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][10523]" id="usercheck_10523" value="10523" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Rikksgirl (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?10523-Rikksgirl)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][10523]" value="10523" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][7]" id="usercheck_7" value="7" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> Sarge's Little Helper (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?7-Sarge-s-Little-Helper)<input name="listbits[ignore_original][7]" value="7" type="hidden">
<input name="listbits[ignore][24487]" id="usercheck_24487" value="24487" checked="checked" type="checkbox"> standin (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?24487-standin)

.. so that's what I do, is ignore 'em.


Dude, what exactly do you read in the forums then? That doesn't really leave a whole lot left when you are ignoring 90% of the posts. I can see 1 or 2 people that really bug, but damn...your list is kinda long with a lot of every day members. Wouldn't really be many posts to read if you ignored all those people.

jhale667
07-16-2010, 12:35 PM
Truthfully, that's actually the list of people that OWN him daily (not including Mods, which he knows full well we all know can't be put on "ignore")...and since it's the ONLY attention his pathetic ass gets (aside from cops telling him to "move along" from underpasses along the 405), you can bet your ass NO ONE on that list is truly on ignore.

Guitar Shark
07-16-2010, 12:51 PM
Dude, what exactly do you read in the forums then? That doesn't really leave a whole lot left when you are ignoring 90% of the posts. I can see 1 or 2 people that really bug, but damn...your list is kinda long with a lot of every day members. Wouldn't really be many posts to read if you ignored all those people.

He comments about things these people say all the time, which is inconsistent with his claim that he ignores them. So, either he is lying about his ignore list, or he logs out just to read posts by people he claims to ignore.

Guitar Shark
07-16-2010, 12:52 PM
Double post

PETE'S BROTHER
07-16-2010, 01:12 PM
seems it would be a shorter list if he showed who wasn't on ignore.

The Real GAR
07-16-2010, 02:33 PM
I want my account back you fucker

LoungeMachine
07-16-2010, 03:32 PM
I want my account back you fucker

Sorry REAL Gar, but GAR can't see what you just posted......

He has you on IGNORE

:gulp:

jhale667
07-16-2010, 03:34 PM
Sorry REAL Gar, but GAR can't see what you just posted......

He has you on IGNORE

:gulp:

Ignoring himself? Sounds like his self-loathing issues are deeper than we thought...:lol:

ThrillsNSpills
07-16-2010, 03:35 PM
This message is hidden because BOR is on your ignore list.

thome
07-16-2010, 03:35 PM
I just want to SO!!! open a new account and the username: MOTHER FUKK I AM THE REAT GAR!!

We should all stop posting and open Gar'rish accounts.. and just be different GAR's.

We could all have a convention at Cabo In that Bar with the Ronald Gar Guy..lol

Sorry Gar just to easy..lol

ThrillsNSpills
07-16-2010, 03:38 PM
Truthfully, that's actually the list of people that OWN him daily (not including Mods, which he knows full well we all know can't be put on "ignore")...and since it's the ONLY attention his pathetic ass gets (aside from cops telling him to "move along" from underpasses along the 405), you can bet your ass NO ONE on that list is truly on ignore.

Good job on the clarificatin.'

Hmm, Gliar or BOR?
I'm gonna go with BOR since it rhymes with ignore.
maybe I'll make the imaginary list.

ThrillsNSpills
07-16-2010, 03:39 PM
Or Van Gahr if he has an unfortunate ear accident.

The Real GAR
07-16-2010, 03:41 PM
ignoring himself? Sounds like his self-loathing issues are deeper than we thought...:lol:

he better give me my account back or i'm putting him on my ignore list

GAR
07-16-2010, 05:16 PM
.. which is inconsistent with his claim that he ignores them.

The consistency here is that the Ignore Feature automatically obscures the post of that JACKASS! you have listed.

If I click View Post, that's my problem isn't it? If another person not on my list is responding to that JACKASS! it puts the thread back in context to understand what someone replied to just by clicking.

Otherwise, Ignore works well like a Spam feature: I suggest those who made the JACKASS! list to try it out.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-16-2010, 05:21 PM
who is this really?

GAR
07-16-2010, 05:23 PM
Dude, what exactly do you read in the forums then?

I read most everything. Except the Sports and Sheep Pen forums.


That doesn't really leave a whole lot left when you are ignoring 90% of the posts.

Sure it does! You do read your mail, after you throw away the flyers, B2B bulk-mailed bullshit, and "free" offers - don't you??

The JACKASS! list aren't even 10 percent of active membership, so I read 100% percent of what I want to see - and not any percent of how stupid they think one guy or another is, or how superior they are to the next because they can run mauf more vile and more often than anybody else.

jhale667
07-16-2010, 05:36 PM
Admit it's YOU who is the JACKASS! (Fake) GARfail. And give the REAL GARfail his account back.

GAR
07-16-2010, 05:43 PM
Um, the thread says "Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board.."

jhale667
07-16-2010, 05:47 PM
Um, the thread says "Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board.."

More fitting would have been for you to title it "I'm the ASSHOLE of the board" since you ARE, after all.

Jagermeister
07-16-2010, 05:51 PM
GAR gave his password to someone I take it.

Jagermeister
07-16-2010, 05:52 PM
Also that pop up when you enter the thread is fuckin awesome. LOL!

jhale667
07-16-2010, 06:00 PM
GAR gave his password to someone I take it.

Like THAT's never happened before...:rolleyes:

Jagermeister
07-16-2010, 06:03 PM
Where is the VH Beach Flea when you need him? :biggrin:

The Real GAR
07-16-2010, 06:40 PM
gar gave his password to someone i take it.

What? I'm GAR and I want my account back

GAR
07-18-2010, 04:37 AM
I PM'd you our password.. go ahead and log us back in dummy!

The Real GAR
07-18-2010, 09:22 AM
I PM'd you our password.. go ahead and log us back in dummy!

You didn't PM me anything. I want my account back you fuck.

GAR
07-18-2010, 06:02 PM
There! Now that I have my account back, we can delete The Real GAR alias I created.. it's just that I forgot the password for that one.

Blaze
07-18-2010, 07:27 PM
There! Now that I have my account back, we can delete The Real GAR alias I created.. it's just that I forgot the password for that one.

Shut the fuck up, Gar.

Dan
07-20-2010, 05:31 PM
LOL,I Made The List.:D

PETE'S BROTHER
07-20-2010, 05:37 PM
LOL,I Made The List.:D

me too.?. i make one suggestion of shovin' a beer can in his ass, and he gets all "butt-hurt".:hee:

Igosplut
07-20-2010, 06:14 PM
me too.?. i make one suggestion of shovin' a beer can in his ass, and he gets all "butt-hurt".:hee:

You need to join the group then...... Click on it..

Members who think Gar's a piece of shit (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/group.php?groupid=14)

GAR
07-22-2010, 10:27 PM
You need to join the group .. Members who think Gar's a piece of shit

When I asked for those posting to 1) be cool and 2) don't use the Dirty Language: I meant to join that thought with 3) kind behaviours tend to attract chicks and not bother those easily offended.

I would like that request to be respected if the overall effect is to draw more female membership, which is something I thought was one thing we could all agree on.

Those like me, who do not utilize the Dirty Languages, tend to respect others because we keep our cool in all situations..

As I am Igloo, so you too shall be if you follow my leadership examples here on the board. Try harder to mute your tongue.

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
07-22-2010, 11:00 PM
gary.you little shit.
you owe me 200 dollers for them hair plugs i got paid for.you said youd pay me on monday.
i want my money tomorow or im gonna pull every dam plug out and brake my foot off in yor ass.

Hardrock69
07-23-2010, 02:10 AM
When I asked for those posting to 1) be cool and 2) don't use the Dirty Language: I meant to join that thought with 3) kind behaviours tend to attract chicks and not bother those easily offended.

So?

GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW YOU MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNABLE SHIT-EATING TROLL! :mad:


would like that request to be respected if the overall effect is to draw more female membership, which is something I thought was one thing we could all agree on.

Long as you are here, loser, female membership will avoid this board like the plague.


Those like me, who do not utilize the Dirty Languages, tend to respect others because we keep our cool in all situations..

Uhh...huhuh...huhuhuhuhuh....hahahahahahah...HAHAH AHAHAHA!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"do not utilize the Dirty Languages"? Which languages are those? The languages spoken by butthole babies like yourself, shit-for-brains?


As I am Igloo, so you too shall be if you follow my leadership examples here on the board. Try harder to mute your tongue.

Leadership examples? :lmao:

You pathetic faggot! The only thing you 'lead' around here is NOTHING! You are incapable of even leading yourself to stop blowing winos under the 405!!!! :lol:

Igosplut
07-23-2010, 06:09 AM
When I asked for those posting to 1) be cool and 2) don't use the Dirty Language: I meant to join that thought with 3) kind behaviours tend to attract chicks and not bother those easily offended.

I would like that request to be respected if the overall effect is to draw more female membership, which is something I thought was one thing we could all agree on.

Those like me, who do not utilize the Dirty Languages, tend to respect others because we keep our cool in all situations..

As I am Igloo, so you too shall be if you follow my leadership examples here on the board. Try harder to mute your tongue.

Considering that YOU are the one that been the most disrespectful to females (and the mother of a soldier no less) on these boards just goes to show how warped your logic really is, and how hypocritical these retarded "higher ground" posts are. You can pretend that all the shit you pull is forgotten, but the people here remember otherwise......

The example you set is of a cowardly little man that hides behind his screen taking shots at people that you'd never DARE to do face to face. And always doing to the people that are at their weakest point...Emotionally or otherwise. Your retort to people like me is to say "I'm on Ignore" rather than deal or reply to posts like this because you don't EVEN have the courage to do that.... Just the courage to do things like try to take this board down after you complain to Sarge about being picked on here.....

It's actually rather funny that I could start a group with no real work and get 25 of the most active members (and counting) to sign up that all really think you ARE a piece of shit. Somebody that in your words is such a "Valued and knowledgeable poster". So you put them all on your "ignore" list so you don't have to deal with the truth being posted about you (never mind the fact that you CAN"T handle anything but running away from those posts) and maybe the next time you go off on the mother of a soldier, a deceased member of the board, or a suicidal person, maybe that will make you feel better about yourself.

jhale667
07-23-2010, 12:39 PM
STFU and GTFO, GAyR. :dafinger:

GAR
07-23-2010, 01:54 PM
This is most unkind. These responses are unwarranted, mean and nasty.

You have to be told to stop? What's WRONG with you people!

You guys are churning this board into Troll Heaven. Quit trolling!

GAR
07-23-2010, 01:55 PM
BTW a small group of 25 Supertrolls half of which I have on ignore, obviously banding together for my attention just don't seem to get the point: I'm not interested in your unnecessary banter.

AND that is why I use the Ignore Function. That's the whole point: if you're not nice, I don't need to see it.

jhale667
07-23-2010, 02:26 PM
This is most unkind. These responses are unwarranted, mean and nasty.

They may be mean and nasty, but certainly not unwarranted. You're not playing the victim card here, bitchboy.



You have to be told to stop? What's WRONG with you people!

Did YOU ever stop when told to? Yeah, that's what I thought. Hypocrite.



You guys are churning this board into Troll Heaven. Quit trolling!

You first. What's the matter GAyR - can dish it out, but CAN'T TAKE IT? :turninggay:

Don Corleone
07-23-2010, 02:54 PM
BTW a small group of 25 Supertrolls half of which I have on ignore, obviously banding together for my attention just don't seem to get the point: I'm not interested in your unnecessary banter.

AND that is why I use the Ignore Function. That's the whole point: if you're not nice, I don't need to see it.

But Gary you still continue to read each and every post made by every single person that you have on "the list", there by defeating the purpose of the function.

Also, you seem to be remarkably well informed about the numbers of this group - could it be that you yourself have actually clicked on the link to take a look at it?

Hardrock69
07-23-2010, 03:11 PM
That's our Garfuckle....constantly failing at failing. Gee....you think he could do one thing successfully, but that is beyond his mental capacity.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GARFUCKLE!!!!

Hardrock69
07-23-2010, 03:40 PM
BTW a small group of 25 Supertrolls half of which I have on ignore blah blah blah *sob* boo hoo hoo...

AND that is why I use the Ignore Function. That's the whole point: if you're not nice, I don't need to see it. WAAAAH!!!

Poor widdul Garfuckle.....him sad because he is a jackass! :(

http://i32.tinypic.com/2n6aznt.jpg

jhale667
07-23-2010, 03:40 PM
But Gary you still continue to read each and every post made by every single person that you have on "the list", there by defeating the purpose of the function.

Also, you seem to be remarkably well informed about the numbers of this group - could it be that you yourself have actually clicked on the link to take a look at it?

Not to throw out an office term, but talk about "redundant keystrokes" (much like any of his posts) - dipshit supposedly has everyone (except the mods he can't put on) "ignore" - and then sits there and clicks on each and every post each time to read them.... :biggrin:

GAR
07-23-2010, 04:07 PM
... supposedly has everyone (except the mods he can't put on) "ignore"

You're the one who said the count is about 2 dozen? Among a membershitt of over 24,000 that's like a molecular drop in the bucket which I'm sure it's the same people anyway that always have nothing postive to say.

You're also saying I should be concerned about that because you're disproportionately focused on your Sheep Pen group's JACKING OFF of each other with attacks.

It doesn't bother me in the least, as I said earlier in the thread it bothers the chicks and newbies here, they realize we're all Rothtards then dont' stick around to participate.

Gee, do you think WHY the hell should anyone participate when you look at it that way, from their perspective? it's very much like "wow if I post / post a different opinion / share a DLR moment" etc. they're gonna trash on me like they do every day on other people.

Don't
Be
An Asshole!

.. on the fuckin' BOARD man!

Hardrock69
07-23-2010, 04:24 PM
You're the one who said the count is about 2 dozen? Among a membershitt of over 24,000 that's like a molecular drop in the bucket which I'm sure it's the same people anyway that always have nothing postive to say.
Speak for yourself, assmunch. The above statement from a bitter fuckhead who has nothing positive to say to anyone. We have positive things to say when speaking to other people. We have nothing positive to say to you, fucking loser.



It doesn't bother me in the least, as I said earlier in the thread it bothers the chicks and newbies here, they realize we're all Rothtards then dont' stick around to participate.

YOU bother chicks and newbies here. They realize you are a bitter asshole, and want nothing to do with you.


Gee, do you think WHY the hell should anyone participate when you look at it that way, from their perspective? it's very much like "wow if I post / post a different opinion / share a DLR moment" etc. they're gonna trash on me like they do every day on other people.

Trying to divert attention from your inability to be anything but an asshole, eh? Go fuck yourself.



Don't

Be
An Asshole!

.. on the fuckin' BOARD man!

Go away, and we will NOT be an asshole to YOU, as you will not be here!

LEAVE NOW, AND NEVER COME BACK! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, GARFUCKLE?

Blaze
07-23-2010, 05:45 PM
Gar, you may claim not to cuss, but your content is worse than cussing.
We do get new members here.
The board is a predominantly spectator board because the posters are for a good part accomplished in various entertainment fields, unlike you. That in itself makes for an audience/showman relationship with viewers. Moreover, because of the caliber of posters here, it is short work when a person comes on to showboat falsehoods.

Do not speak for all females. It is your creepiness that is actually the significant source of nastiness on this board. Even the romperroom area has been able to adapt and update to content that is less psychological issue related to a durty 'where the hell are we" underworld content. You simply will not address your psychological issues to become a functional part of a hedonistic environment. No one wants your taint and stench.

I have not joined the "Gar is bad news" group, simply because eventually I will make a compelling case to present your banning. And ask why you are not banned. I understand that if you were banned, you would just create another ID and the way it is at the moment, you generally are contained to the Gar ID.

The little gang and the cronies you are a part of that infiltrate and disrupt do not go unnoticed. Though, each may have their own agendas do not think when your corpse begins to stink they won't throw lime on it and shrug their shoulders.

Take care.
Blaze and company.

Whiteflag
07-23-2010, 05:58 PM
shut up blaze you dumb fuck!

people come here because it's an unsupervised playground.

jhale667
07-23-2010, 07:42 PM
You're the one who said the count is about 2 dozen? Among a membershitt of over 24,000 that's like a molecular drop in the bucket which I'm sure it's the same people anyway that always have nothing postive to say.

You're also saying I should be concerned about that because you're disproportionately focused on your Sheep Pen group's JACKING OFF of each other with attacks.

It doesn't bother me in the least, as I said earlier in the thread it bothers the chicks and newbies here, they realize we're all Rothtards then dont' stick around to participate.

Gee, do you think WHY the hell should anyone participate when you look at it that way, from their perspective? it's very much like "wow if I post / post a different opinion / share a DLR moment" etc. they're gonna trash on me like they do every day on other people.

Don't
Be
An Asshole!

.. on the fuckin' BOARD man!

Geez...for someone with such "vast knowledge" you sure seem to have reading retention issues...I'M not the one that said any of that, stupid. I did, however, say you're a huge P.O.S. that's universally reviled by the VH community. Oh, and that you should die in a fire, kid-diddler. :dafinger:

GAR
07-23-2010, 08:58 PM
They may be mean and nasty

JHale-Bopp admits to Internet Bullying: my inner child horrors the thought you of all people will change because he's so beat-up from your unfriendliness, he wouldn't know how to react to a stable JHale.

Hardrock69
07-23-2010, 11:12 PM
Your inner child is being ass-raped in your inner sphincter by your homeless friends under the 405.

Shut the fuck up.

jhale667
07-24-2010, 12:39 AM
JHale-Bopp admits to Internet Bullying: my inner child waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

No, I admit to giving you a taste of your own medicine - which your sissy-ass clearly can't handle. Ironic, isn't it - the biggest troll in the place now crying about people "mistreating" him. And your inner child is a worthless TROLL BITCH, too. Is him gonna cry?
:biggrin:

Fuck off.


:guitar:

GAR
07-24-2010, 02:26 AM
And your inner child is a worthless TROLL BITCH, too. Is him gonna cry?
:biggrin:Fuck off.:guitar:

This admission must be cathartic for you, and I think further healing is available to you if you only seek HELP

jhale667
07-24-2010, 03:05 AM
This admission must be cathartic for you, and I think further healing is available to you if you only seek HELP

Projecting again? Who's the one going to "court-ordered counseling"? :lmao:

Don Corleone
07-24-2010, 05:59 AM
Those like me, who do not utilize the Dirty Languages, tend to respect others because we keep our cool in all situations...

Now Gary, that's not exactly true, is it?

Lets take a look at a posting you made a few weeks back:



Who the fuck is "Don Corleone" anyways? Four thousand posts here and I know nothing about you except you post in the Sheep Pen thread which I don't give a shit about?

I don't know you. Fuck the FUCK off and never address me again directly. You seriously pissed me off.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?59329-My-latest-aquisition-.../page2


So, it would appear that as well as being a chronic liar, you're also a hypocrite.

GAR
07-25-2010, 05:57 PM
Most good people, who read "don't do something that upsets others" avoid doing so, unless you're JHale.

Diamondjimi
07-25-2010, 07:24 PM
Most good people, who read "don't do something that upsets others" avoid doing so, unless you're JHale.

Awwwwwww.. poor widdle bitch dun got his feelings hurt!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Hurtfeelingsreport.jpg

GAR
07-25-2010, 11:31 PM
.. or this other jackass, and anyone else I have on ignore: because all they do is this hate-blog bullshit.

Diamondjimi
07-26-2010, 01:26 AM
.. or this other jackass, and anyone else I have on ignore: because all they do is this hate-blog bullshit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/1Suckasspost.jpg

Hardrock69
07-26-2010, 03:25 AM
Most good people, who read "don't do something that upsets others" avoid doing so, unless you're JHale.

Most good people, who read "don't do something that upsets others" avoid doing so, unless they're dealing with Garfuckle. Then most good people will stop at nothing to tell Garfuckle what a sorry piece of dog-shit he truly is.

jhale667
07-26-2010, 11:29 AM
Most good people, who read "don't do something that upsets others" avoid doing so, unless you're JHale.

Unless it relates to YOU, then the gloves are off, bitch. You get shot w/ both barrels. :dafinger:

Igosplut
07-26-2010, 12:56 PM
BTW a small group of 25 Supertrolls half of which I have on ignore, obviously banding together for my attention just don't seem to get the point: I'm not interested in your unnecessary banter.

AND that is why I use the Ignore Function. That's the whole point: if you're not nice, I don't need to see it.

That'd be 27 now coward. Keep going, I bet we have 30 by the end of the month. And NOBODY looks for your attention, They look to get you out of here...

Hardrock69
07-26-2010, 01:50 PM
As I have stated before, it is a lofty and worthy goal to be added to Garfuckle's ignore list. If you are on his list, you are to be commended.

GAR
07-26-2010, 02:14 PM
I can see a few of the children still are consumed herein with my presence.

That is okay. Someone has to play the grownup - and that person ain't me so I use IGNORE function.

We could rename this thread then, "A Grouping of This Boards' Rude ELITE" to identify those I recommend to ignore.

/marginalized

PETE'S BROTHER
07-26-2010, 02:25 PM
~data

Hardrock69
07-26-2010, 03:30 PM
^excaliber#punctuate ~ fringinalize||+|

jhale667
07-26-2010, 05:41 PM
We could rename this thread "An ode to GAyR's unending ♥ of cock"...


Nah, too obvious....

LoungeMachine
07-26-2010, 05:58 PM
I can see a few of the children still are consumed herein with my presence.

That is okay. Someone has to play the grownup - and that person ain't me so I use IGNORE function.

We could rename this thread then, "A Grouping of This Boards' Rude ELITE" to identify those I recommend to ignore.

/marginalized


I only wish you were able to put us MODS on ignore too....

:gulp:

Big Troubles
07-26-2010, 07:48 PM
I dont think Im on anyone's ignore list... I just assume Im ignored. I kinda like it that way. :hitch:

Nickdfresh
07-26-2010, 11:37 PM
I can see a few of the children still are consumed herein with my presence.

That is okay. Someone has to play the grownup - and that person ain't me so I use IGNORE function.

...

Um, you're too much of a pussy to actually use the ignore function, Betty...

GAR
07-27-2010, 03:26 AM
I dont think Im on anyone's ignore list... I just assume Im ignored. I kinda like it that way. :hitch:

Why would you think that..

Little Texan
07-27-2010, 05:02 AM
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/denco428/stfugar.jpg

jhale667
07-27-2010, 10:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/1Suckasspost.jpg





http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/denco428/stfugar.jpg


:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
07-27-2010, 11:17 AM
please stay under that trailer gar

GAR
08-02-2010, 04:27 AM
Script removed....

GAR
08-02-2010, 05:05 AM
To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist, homophobic or threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws, please send me a Private Mess with pertinent details.

I will usually reply by sending one of my mobile WIFI-minions a message, who will then grab your outdoor pets and feed them unto obesity before returning them a year later. Then what will you do?

Anyone posting such material will be immediately and permanently banned. IP addresses are recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions.

Igosplut
08-02-2010, 07:15 AM
How cute. GARgle googled how to do javascript

Cept he fucked up the last part of course...

GAR
08-02-2010, 12:21 PM
nah just copied guitar sharks script

jhale667
08-02-2010, 12:59 PM
Dear GAyR:

Please fuck off.

Signed,

-The entire Internet

GAR
08-02-2010, 03:30 PM
How odd, I checked that alias, and it would seem they haven't logged on in several years.

Kinda like your thought process.

Guitar Shark
08-02-2010, 04:09 PM
nah just copied guitar sharks script

Well, no one expected you to have an original idea...

GAR
08-02-2010, 04:19 PM
ORIGINAL my ass, haven't done embeds and scripts in years. Pisses off the admins, or somebody cries "bandwidth"..

FWIW Vabbitch wanted to know that I found script language="javascript">alert('By clicking on this thread you agree to the following: GAR is a homo troll and an oxygen thief.');</scrip at post #14 of yours in the thread.

Guitar Shark
08-02-2010, 04:51 PM
ORIGINAL my ass, haven't done embeds and scripts in years. Pisses off the admins


Pissing off the admins is something you try to avoid, eh?

Va Beach VH Fan
08-02-2010, 05:16 PM
ORIGINAL my ass, haven't done embeds and scripts in years. Pisses off the admins, or somebody cries "bandwidth"..

FWIW Vabbitch wanted to know that I found script language="javascript">alert('By clicking on this thread you agree to the following: GAR is a homo troll and an oxygen thief.');</scrip at post #14 of yours in the thread.

Vabitch, huh ??

See ya in a week....

Jagermeister
08-02-2010, 05:33 PM
Vabitch, huh ??

See ya in a week....

He was starting to get on my nerves.

Igosplut
08-02-2010, 05:48 PM
ORIGINAL my ass, haven't done embeds and scripts in years. Pisses off the admins, or somebody cries "bandwidth"..

FWIW Vabbitch wanted to know that I found script language="javascript">alert('By clicking on this thread you agree to the following: GAR is a homo troll and an oxygen thief.');</scrip at post #14 of yours in the thread.

Funny, you were calling him a gentleman just the other day for altering someone else's post coward. And actually that option is as annoying as your posts, that why he got rid of them.

Igosplut
08-02-2010, 05:50 PM
Vabitch, huh ??

See ya in a week....

Just a WEEK?

Christ you tease........:)

Va Beach VH Fan
08-02-2010, 05:53 PM
At least you didn't say cock-tease.... ;)

PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 05:55 PM
Just a WEEK?

Christ you tease........:)

he's teasing the son of god? careful.:biggrin:

chefcraig
08-02-2010, 06:02 PM
Just a WEEK?

It's better than nothing. The thing is, the title of "Super Moderator" is really overrated. I'm one myself at another site, and if the title were true, we'd be able to edit or delete pointless nonsense before it was posted.

Little Texan
08-02-2010, 06:12 PM
Vabitch, huh ??

See ya in a week....

Could we make the ban permanent? That low life sack of shit deserves more than a one week ban!

jhale667
08-02-2010, 06:48 PM
It's better than nothing.

Exactly. Also agree w/Chef - Trollio's shit should be deleted on sight.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-02-2010, 07:37 PM
It's better than nothing. The thing is, the title of "Super Moderator" is really overrated. I'm one myself at another site, and if the title were true, we'd be able to edit or delete pointless nonsense before it was posted.

Completely agree...

Jesus Christ
08-02-2010, 07:41 PM
It's better than nothing. The thing is, the title of "Super Moderator" is really overrated. I'm one myself at another site, and if the title were true, we'd be able to edit or delete pointless nonsense before it was posted.

Verily, even I cannot do that, and ye might say that I'm the "super moderator" of the entire universe. :jesuslol:

Jesus Christ
08-02-2010, 07:42 PM
he's teasing the son of god? careful.:biggrin:

It is written, thou shalt not tempt the Lord. :jesuslol:

Guitar Shark
08-02-2010, 07:44 PM
Is it sad that I didn't even make the connection between VA and "Vabbitch" until I saw VA's post?

PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 07:48 PM
Is it sad that I didn't even make the connection between VA and "Vabbitch" until I saw VA's post?

yes, it is.




no, it isn't.




yes, it is.











no, it isn't.

chefcraig
08-02-2010, 07:54 PM
Verily, even I cannot do that, and ye might say that I'm the "super moderator" of the entire universe. :jesuslol:

I hear ye, yer Lordship. Yet you can't deny the name conjures up this sort of imagery...

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5981/supermanpc.png (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/supermanpc.png/)

Va Beach VH Fan
08-02-2010, 08:17 PM
Is it sad that I didn't even make the connection between VA and "Vabbitch" until I saw VA's post?

Um, yes..... ;)

kwame k
08-02-2010, 08:19 PM
Could we make the ban permanent? That low life sack of shit deserves more than a one week ban!

Could they at least make it the month of August................it's a nice round number and all!

chefcraig
08-02-2010, 09:56 PM
This really is a monumental occasion...a guy starts a thread entitled "Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board!", and is such a twit that he winds up getting banned from the joint for a week because of his own asshole-like behavior and idiotic statements in the same thread!

kwame k
08-02-2010, 10:00 PM
Mind-boggling isn't it.........kinda like getting fired on your day off!

hambon4lif
08-02-2010, 10:31 PM
This really is a monumental occasion...a guy starts a thread entitled "Don't be an ASSHOLE on the board!", and is such a twit that he winds up getting banned from the joint for a week because of his own asshole-like behavior and idiotic statements in the same thread!When you compare the time to the crime(s), he fared better than Lohan. But hey...I'm not about to scoff at a bullshit-free week.

....I just read somewhere that we're going to start having 30-day weeks instead of the traditional 7.
I'm not sure where I read that...but ya' know...we shouldn't go against the flow here.

Damn!....just when you think there's nothing in the world to celebrate....BOO-YAH! :theband:

Hardrock69
08-02-2010, 11:16 PM
Hey, did he really remove the javascript? I got a sort of perverse pleasure from clicking on the popup.

Please ask Sarge or Pojo or whatever powers that be to make the ban permanent.

I know I speak for more than just myself here.

hambon4lif
08-02-2010, 11:56 PM
Please ask Sarge or Pojo or whatever powers that be to make the ban permanent.

I know I speak for more than just myself here.He'll do that to himself when he comes back from his week-long involuntary sabbatical seeking revenge.
You think the "Allah" shit that nearly took down this site was bad? Wait 'til he comes back! This place will be introduced to groups and factions we've never met or heard of before.
You have to anticipate some form of retaliation from someone who's been nothing but a total asshole for the last dozen years.

I would've banned him permanently....and stood by that decision to the one or two people in the last 12 years that might've opposed it.

What would everyones post-count look like if you subtracted all of the "STFU GARfail!" response posts? Most would still be "Groupies"!

He'll come back and make the powers-that-be wish this ban was permanent instead of temporary.....he won't be able to help himself. Hell hath no mercy like a bitch scorned!

Put money on it!

LoungeMachine
08-03-2010, 01:18 AM
Gar will come back from his week long banning and...........







DECLARE US ALL OWNED



:gulp:

Bet on it

Little Texan
08-03-2010, 01:28 AM
What I don't understand is why this fucker has gotten away with as much shit for as long as he has without getting banned? Why has this shithead been "untouchable" for the past decade as far as bannings go? Is he sucking all the right dicks or what? Even when he was clearly involved in this site being attacked and brought down late last year, he still didn't get banned for that. What gives?

hambon4lif
08-03-2010, 01:33 AM
Well your jokes ain't funny
and there's nothin' you say that I wanna hear
the sound of the door slammin' your ass out
is music to my ears........
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jhale667
08-03-2010, 02:46 AM
Mind-boggling isn't it.........kinda like getting fired on your day off!

Or, what he does best - he failed at FAILING. :lmao:


Now, let's not speak of the idiot any more - and enjoy the week..or so















(I can only toss out ideas like seeds and hope they take root...)

LoungeMachine
08-03-2010, 03:07 AM
What I don't understand is why this fucker has gotten away with as much shit for as long as he has without getting banned? Why has this shithead been "untouchable" for the past decade as far as bannings go? Is he sucking all the right dicks or what? Even when he was clearly involved in this site being attacked and brought down late last year, he still didn't get banned for that. What gives?

It's being handled....

:gulp:

Leave it at that.

Hardrock69
08-03-2010, 10:50 AM
Nice to hear. Hope it is being handled in a manner that satisfies all of us, and not him.

chefcraig
08-03-2010, 11:08 AM
Nice to hear. Hope it is being handled in a manner that satisfies all of us, and not him.

The thing is, you can't legislate morality any more than you can change the behavior of someone through example. The creep has proven repeatedly that he is incapable of grasping, let alone learning from his mistakes. One or even a series of time outs will accomplish next to nothing, so forget about having any high hopes of resolution. The stool sample will be back next week, behaving with his usual impunity and disregard, disrupting the site more than any spambot could hope to. Sure, I'd love more than anything to be proven wrong, but at this late stage of the game, I highly doubt it.

ThrillsNSpills
08-03-2010, 01:23 PM
The management is holding out either for sizable bribes and/or more clever West Wing references.


Try registering a new account here. Guess who's name is pre-filled in the referred by field?
I'll give you a hint, it's 3 letters.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-03-2010, 01:35 PM
The management is holding out either for sizable bribes and/or more clever West Wing references.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

VanHalenFan5150
08-03-2010, 01:43 PM
Post hoc ergo propter hoc

I learned that fallacy very well in my English class....

PETE'S BROTHER
08-03-2010, 01:54 PM
Post hoc ergo propter hoc

It is subtly different from the fallacy cum hoc ergo propter hoc, in which the chronological ordering of a correlation is insignificant.:hee:/who cares when ya cum?

ThrillsNSpills
08-03-2010, 02:29 PM
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:)

Va Beach VH Fan
08-03-2010, 03:07 PM
See, I was thinking about posting the vid but decided against it...

That was an early show, #2 or #3....

Jagermeister
08-03-2010, 03:29 PM
Nice to hear. Hope it is being handled in a manner that satisfies all of us, and not him.

I wouldn't hold your breath.

Jagermeister
08-03-2010, 03:31 PM
It is subtly different from the fallacy cum hoc ergo propter hoc, in which the chronological ordering of a correlation is insignificant.:hee:/who cares when ya cum?

:umm:

PETE'S BROTHER
08-03-2010, 03:40 PM
:umm:

i concur

Dan
08-03-2010, 03:47 PM
How Rude.:D

Diamondjimi
08-03-2010, 07:18 PM
How Rude.:D

What's Rude About It?

Nickdfresh
08-04-2010, 12:21 PM
Well, it looks like someone else in the library will get to use the computer for a change...

Hardrock69
08-04-2010, 01:46 PM
Perhaps. But then, the Loser may be angry now, and may try to start fights with the librarians, lol.

Unchainme
08-04-2010, 02:22 PM
just got done reading this.

What an epic thread, it belongs in the RA HOF, first ballot.

Gar's an owned bitch.

Don Corleone
08-04-2010, 02:32 PM
Well, it looks like someone else in the library will get to use the computer for a change...

That is if he hasn't been banned from the Library as well

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
08-04-2010, 02:41 PM
i thot you guys were garys friends.

jhale667
08-04-2010, 03:54 PM
i thot you guys were garys friends.

Two things:

1. Clearly you're not paid to think.
2. GAyR has no friends.

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
08-04-2010, 03:56 PM
gary has lots of friends.he told me so.

PETE'S BROTHER
08-04-2010, 03:58 PM
gary has lots of friends.he told me so.

how many are in middle school?:(

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
08-04-2010, 04:02 PM
none.some of them work with him at del taco.and 2 friends are from the hair institude.he needs to lose his transvestite freinds.too much drugs and wierd stuff.

Terry
08-04-2010, 04:03 PM
none.some of them work with him at del taco.and 2 friends are from the hair institude.he needs to lose his transvestite freinds.too much drugs and wierd stuff.
shut up and show us yer tits

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
08-04-2010, 04:05 PM
are you hitting on me?

Jagermeister
08-04-2010, 04:06 PM
shut up and show us yer tits

:barf:


http://www.anchorbmx.com.au/system/posts/000/000/312/original/2008101692949_man-boobs.jpg?1259491869

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
08-04-2010, 04:08 PM
you might wana join a gym.

chefcraig
08-04-2010, 04:12 PM
Damn, it really is true: You never can quite un-see something. :puking-smiley:

Jagermeister
08-04-2010, 04:17 PM
you might wana join a gym.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Yermo77/ManBoobs.png

Sensible Shoes
08-04-2010, 04:18 PM
That was in a class unto itself. The grossest part was the piercer seems to have missed the nipple. OK maybe not the grossest.

Anonymous
08-05-2010, 04:51 PM
That was in a class unto itself. The grossest part was the piercer seems to have missed the nipple. OK maybe not the grossest.

No... no, the grossest part was that the piercer did NOT miss the nipple.

Cheers! :bottle:

Diamondjimi
08-05-2010, 05:13 PM
:barf:


http://www.anchorbmx.com.au/system/posts/000/000/312/original/2008101692949_man-boobs.jpg?1259491869


Gene Simmons?

Diamondjimi
08-05-2010, 05:13 PM
you might wana join a gym.


Shut the fuck up, GUNT!

Jagermeister
08-05-2010, 05:16 PM
Gene Simmons?

LEFTY :biggrin:

Diamondjimi
08-05-2010, 05:24 PM
wtf????

Jagermeister
08-05-2010, 05:32 PM
wtf????

:barf:

Diamondjimi
08-05-2010, 08:02 PM
I cuntcur!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Vomit.gif

Dan
08-05-2010, 09:11 PM
What's Rude About It?

Cos Of the Red Wings.:D

Diamondjimi
08-06-2010, 02:27 AM
Cos Of the Red Wings.:D

See post 184... :biggrin:

ZahZoo
08-06-2010, 09:20 AM
Dumbass thread... Go figure!!

Steve Savicki
08-06-2010, 09:47 AM
Well, it looks like someone else in the library will get to use the computer for a change...
Who, BlimpyCHIMP™?

Guitar Shark
08-06-2010, 12:53 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/gallery/files/5/1/0/9/f9546e3596403f54d5603c401fc885d9_83.gif

jhale667
08-06-2010, 01:42 PM
I cuntcur!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Vomit.gif

What he said...eww.

BlimpyCHIMP™
08-06-2010, 03:01 PM
Who, BlimpyCHIMP™?

WHOOHOHOHOOO did somebody say...

BlimpyCHIMP™?

BEAST,
BC~!!

Little Texan
08-06-2010, 03:05 PM
WHOOHOHOHOOO did somebody say...

BlimpyCHIMP™?

BEAST,
BC~!!

Fuck off, GARbage!

Little Texan
08-06-2010, 03:06 PM
Double post

Hardrock69
08-06-2010, 03:13 PM
No it is NOT a double post.

FUCK OFF GARBAGE!! :mad:

LoungeMachine
08-06-2010, 04:10 PM
WHOOHOHOHOOO did somebody say...

BlimpyCHIMP™?

BEAST,
BC~!!


banned

:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
08-06-2010, 04:12 PM
banned

:lmao:

should we expect to see more of rue-prick?

PETE'S BROTHER
08-06-2010, 04:25 PM
holy shit, he got banned twice in the same thread? is that a first?

Hardrock69
08-06-2010, 04:52 PM
Banned again? Really? :happy45:

:lmao:

Fucking idiot! :lol:

Jagermeister
08-06-2010, 05:00 PM
holy shit, he got banned twice in the same thread? is that a first?

I am surprised it took him that long to show back up. He prolly has 27 user names

Don Corleone
08-06-2010, 05:47 PM
Is he really deluded enough to think that we don't know his alias's?

Banned twice in 1 week - his incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.

jhale667
08-06-2010, 06:01 PM
Is he really deluded enough to think that we don't know his alias's?

Yep, he's that delusional.




Banned twice in 1 week - his incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.

Two EPIC GARFAILS in one week... :hee:

Hardrock69
08-06-2010, 06:02 PM
I wish someone would give him the top prize for the Garfuckle Award Of Excellence In Mental Impossibility. Top prize being (tell him what he's won, Jay!) A PERMANENT BANNING FROM THE ROTH ARMY FORUMS!!! http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/images/smilies/happy0045.gif

Diamondjimi
08-06-2010, 08:54 PM
:lol:

The stupid Cunt can't help but repeatedly own himself.

He's trolling as a "Guest" ....

GAR= PWN3d X 1,000

Eat a dick LOSER!!! :lmao:

ZahZoo
08-07-2010, 10:21 AM
Noticed a thread in Main dedicated to Gar...

Gar deserves a thread in main dedicated to his useless ass less than Osama Bin Laden deserves a sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House... I'm just sayin...

chefcraig
08-07-2010, 10:43 AM
...deserves a thread in main dedicated to his useless ass less than Osama Bin Laden deserves a sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House... I'm just sayin...

I dunno...it's sort of neat to have a wet fart of a poster that serves as an example of how not to behave on the internet. Let's face it, this leaking garbage bag of excrement has induced people to expand their vocabularies in order to come up with new adjectives to describe him, so from a scholastic standpoint, he definitely has served a purpose. Of course, if an elephant somehow fell out of an airplane and landed upon the dim bulb's forehead (thus breaking the animal's fall and saving it's life, while putting the shit fer brains malcontent in intensive care), you could more or less say the same thing.

jhale667
08-07-2010, 02:46 PM
Dear GARfail

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs213.snc4/38989_150220628327047_118330578182719_498419_32437 50_n.jpg

Go die in a fire,

Signed,
The Entire Internet

Little Texan
08-07-2010, 03:06 PM
WHOOHOHOHOOO did somebody say...

BANNED?

BEAST,
BC~!!

:lmao::banned:

bueno bob
08-07-2010, 11:10 PM
Gar eats poop.

And BANNED!

ZahZoo
08-08-2010, 09:11 AM
I dunno...it's sort of neat to have a wet fart of a poster that serves as an example of how not to behave on the internet. Let's face it, this leaking garbage bag of excrement has induced people to expand their vocabularies in order to come up with new adjectives to describe him, so from a scholastic standpoint, he definitely has served a purpose. Of course, if an elephant somehow fell out of an airplane and landed upon the dim bulb's forehead (thus breaking the animal's fall and saving it's life, while putting the shit fer brains malcontent in intensive care), you could more or less say the same thing.

Well yeah I see your point... but like a thoroughly clogged toilet can prove a valuable tool in learning the dynamics of hydro-physics, volume -vs- capacity and the proper use of toilet paper... there's nothin like that feeling of seeing all that shit going down the drain... never to return!!!

Little Texan
08-08-2010, 02:48 PM
never to return!!!

We can hope, anyway.

GAR
08-11-2010, 05:23 PM
banned

:lmao:

Unbanned.

Can you please be cool? We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..

What's the problem, people: didn't spell the word "please" properly or what -

jhale667
08-11-2010, 05:27 PM
Can you please be cool?


You first...


We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..


Exactly. So be cool.

Jagermeister
08-11-2010, 05:32 PM
We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..

How do you figure that?

PETE'S BROTHER
08-11-2010, 05:36 PM
his friends from pakistan?:umm:

PETE'S BROTHER
08-11-2010, 05:37 PM
or people fired up about the new cd release........:indifferent0020:

Jagermeister
08-11-2010, 05:50 PM
I dunno. Maybe he has some friends at VHCHINKS he was going to invite.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-11-2010, 05:55 PM
Unbanned.

Can you please be cool? We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..

What's the problem, people: didn't spell the word "please" properly or what -


I agree with GAR in principle, folks...

The "news", even though it's really horseshit publicity and the band hasn't even confirmed it, should result in some new members....

Don't know about you guys, but it would be nice to have some cool newbies.....

chefcraig
08-11-2010, 06:12 PM
Don't know about you guys, but it would be nice to have some cool newbies.....

It would be even nicer to permanently delete some that are way past their expiration date...

Jagermeister
08-11-2010, 06:16 PM
It would be even nicer to permanently delete some that are way past their expiration date...

I agree. Of course that would mean someone would have to sift through all the members and decide who to delete. VA Beach Bologna is the only man for the job and he already works hard enough IMO.

chefcraig
08-11-2010, 06:34 PM
I dunno. Maybe he has some friends at VHCHINKS he was going to invite.

Highly unlikely, as he was banned there withing two days of registering.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-11-2010, 06:50 PM
VA Beach Bologna is the only man for the job and he already works hard enough IMO.

Was that an Italian slur ?? ;)

GAR
08-11-2010, 10:01 PM
BAN Him! That's an outright challenge to your authoriTEH, don't you agree?

http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dunce-cap.jpg

BAn him.. ban him a good one I say

LoungeMachine
08-11-2010, 11:55 PM
Unbanned.

Can you please be cool? We're due a whole crapload of new memberships in the next month..

What's the problem, people: didn't spell the word "please" properly or what -

STFU Gary.....

Why not practice what you preach and stop being a douche for 5 minutes and see what it does for your shitty rep here.

Otherwise your next banning wont be so "temporary"

:gulp:

asswipe.

LoungeMachine
08-11-2010, 11:56 PM
Highly unlikely, as he was banned there withing two days of registering.

Gary has now been banned from....

The Links
DDLR
RothChats I
RothChats II
RothArmy

:gulp:

Impressive....

jhale667
08-12-2010, 12:08 AM
Gary has now been banned from....

The Links
DDLR
RothChats I
RothChats II
RothArmy

:gulp:

Impressive....

Looking forward to the final voyage of the failboat here. :gulp:

GAR
08-12-2010, 12:18 AM
Member 25 was banned the first hour posting a decade ago - alot you girls know.

And at least a halfdoz times since..

LoungeMachine
08-12-2010, 12:19 AM
Look, I agree with VA.....

However GARbage has to first prove he's actually learned his lesson.

:gulp:

Perhaps he can Google how not to be an asshole on the boards.....

LoungeMachine
08-12-2010, 12:20 AM
Member 25 was banned the first hour posting a decade ago - alot you girls know.

And at least a halfdoz times since..

As well as de-modded....

:gulp:

Bet mom is proud.

GAR
08-12-2010, 12:20 AM
Looking forward to the final voyage of the failboat here. :gulp:

Up Periscope dude, that ship is never leaving port as long as YOU are a mod.

Now run off, do your job thats a nice laddy..

jhale667
08-12-2010, 02:19 AM
Go die in a fire, GAyR.

Signed,

The VH community, the US public library system (you're posting in it) and the Entire Internet


:dafinger:

Dan
08-12-2010, 03:19 AM
A Big Fucking Amen To That.:D

ThrillsNSpills
08-12-2010, 10:37 AM
A lot of great people don't bother posting here anymore.

Does anybody notice any of that or question why?

obviously it doesn't matter

Igosplut
08-12-2010, 12:26 PM
A lot of great people don't bother posting here anymore.

Does anybody notice any of that or question why?

obviously it doesn't matter

And there are more leaving.

And it's known why.

And probably not...

Guitar Shark
08-12-2010, 12:56 PM
This GAR attention-whore thread has run its course. Closing.