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thome

07-20-2010, 05:32 PM

The last -Batman- that -I JUST- watched was -BULLSHIT- and it sukked.

The new -Star Trek- with the kiddos blew that turd out of the cosmic sky.
I just watched the Kiddo Trek also.

DIKKUSSS....

thome

07-20-2010, 05:47 PM

Thanks thomie may I have the Microfone now ..let's have a big round for thomie ...thatt's great.

Jeez dude I thought you you were also going to discuss the new -Transformers- movie and how it couldn't stack up to the -Batman- movie that couldn't stand up to -The Trek- Flick.

Allright now everybody it's time for the Bunny Hop ..grab you partner and let's get DOWN...

Da dad da ta da ta da da da hop hop hop..

DIKKUSS!

Hardrock69

07-21-2010, 12:01 AM

Shut the fuck up.

sadaist

07-21-2010, 12:51 AM

HULK with Eric Bana sucked....bad. I mean come on! The Hulk?! I was really hoping for a killer movie. Could have been so great. I was so disappointed I didn't even bother with the Ed Norton clone a couple years ago.

Godzilla with Matthew Broderick was awful. Again, a movie that could/should have been great. But instead it was crap. All they did was steal from other movies. Jurassic Park when the baby Godzillas were chasing them inside the arena. Gremlins when the babies got into all the popcorn & sweets. Aliens when they found all the egg pods inside MSG. Weak. Such a fucking joke.

Diamondjimi

07-21-2010, 01:06 AM

The last -Batman- that -I JUST- watched was -BULLSHIT- and it sukked.

The new -Star Trek- with the kiddos blew that turd out of the cosmic sky.
I just watched the Kiddo Trek also.

DIKKUSSS....

Thanks thomie may I have the Microfone now ..let's have a big round for thomie ...thatt's great.

Jeez dude I thought you you were also going to discuss the new -Transformers- movie and how it couldn't stack up to the -Batman- movie that couldn't stand up to -The Trek- Flick.

Allright now everybody it's time for the Bunny Hop ..grab you partner and let's get DOWN...

Da dad da ta da ta da da da hop hop hop..

DIKKUSS!

Jayzus H, it can be cuntfusing interpret Thome-bonics?...:confused11:

Dude, do you even read your own post's before you click the reply button?

Starwood

07-21-2010, 01:27 AM

sadaist

07-21-2010, 02:00 AM

Hardrock69

07-21-2010, 08:39 AM

"How am I funny?"

Classic.

Tarzan Of The Apes starring Bo Derek. Was not worth sitting through 90 minutes, despite her nudity:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/2684

thome

07-21-2010, 11:17 AM

Imp Mission Movies.

I was barely able to sit thru Mission Imp 1.

The next three I just couldn't even fathom the intricate techniques of so much twists and turns the incredible wonder of having the camera on Cruise and then the camera would point somewhere else and then the camera would look back over there and ..............!!! OMG he just dissapeared..?

HOW COOL IS THAT!!!

Sukkfest... just pathetic to believe that dead pan hack is the go to guy for Mission Impossible ...just sad really.

Couldn finish any of them as unbelievable as the hell he calls his religion.

Hardrock69

07-21-2010, 03:52 PM

Wish there were a message at the beginning of the film:

"This movie will self-destruct in 5 seconds".

Just more examples of un-original thinking. "Hey we don't have a clue! Let's just remake Mission: Impossible for the 8th time".

Little Texan

07-21-2010, 07:37 PM

Jayzus H, it can be cuntfusing interpret Thome-bonics?...:confused11:

Dude, do you even read your own post's before you click the reply button?

Let me help you with that...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/denco428/thomegibberish.jpg

Little Texan

07-21-2010, 07:37 PM

Fucking double post...

Blaze

07-21-2010, 11:59 PM

Let me help you with that...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/denco428/thomegibberish.jpg

:lmao:

GAR

07-22-2010, 06:38 AM

My Metal Men script sucks..

Hardrock69

07-22-2010, 09:22 AM

binnie

07-22-2010, 02:52 PM

The list of movies that suck would be a long one.

Hulk and Godzilla both sprang to mind when I saw the thread title, and I'm glad they've been mentioned. The remake of King Kong was awful, as was the last Superman movie. Snakes On a Plane wasn't bad enough to be good, and you could throw any Police Academy film after number 3 in there too.

Pay It Forward was so cheesy I laughed, and The Terminal was a huge dissappointment.

Titanic was utter shit - to be fair, it's kinda hard to make a three hour film interesting when everyone knows what the ending will be. At least Kate's titties perked things up a bit, but I wanted to sink with the damn ship after about two hours. I don't know about sucking, but one film that is vastly overrated is 'Seven' - when Brad Pitt repeatedly says 'open the box......open the goddamn box' his acting is so poor it becomes farce.

binnie

07-22-2010, 02:53 PM

Unchainme

07-22-2010, 04:09 PM

Goodfellas was probably the worst, with Taxi Driver a close second. Basically, anything by Scorcese. The guy has his "NYU film school Rookie" prints all over everything he's ever made. Overrated wannabe. Starwood laughs at the tools who praise this idiot as some sort of important film maker.

This coming from someone who fucking praised Lady Gaga, as someone who's new and on par with david fucking bowie.

Goodfellas is an amazing movie, Liotta, De Niro, Pesci, all were amazing in that film. Only a fucking retard would think that movie was shiite.

Go eat a dick you fucking troll and go to the hagar boards.

Also, I am guaranteeing that this alias is indeed katie.

Starwood

07-22-2010, 04:45 PM

This coming from someone who fucking praised Lady Gaga, as someone who's new and on par with david fucking bowie.

Goodfellas is an amazing movie, Liotta, De Niro, Pesci, all were amazing in that film. Only a fucking retard would think that movie was shiite.

Go eat a dick you fucking troll and go to the hagar boards.

Also, I am guaranteeing that this alias is indeed katie.

You pathetic, gullible, little cocksucker...you always believe every thing you read?
Pay attention, Little Man!
*hugz*
Katie

diamondsgirl

07-22-2010, 05:02 PM

Allright now everybody it's time for the Bunny Hop ..grab you partner and let's get DOWN...

Da dad da ta da ta da da da hop hop hop..

LOL.

Fukk. Now I got the bunny hop song stuck in my head.

sadaist

07-22-2010, 07:22 PM

Titanic was utter shit.

I have it in a 2 dvd set. All I do is simply watch disc 2. :hee:

Starts right when they smack into the iceberg...perfect.

sadaist

07-22-2010, 07:27 PM

What about Ghost Rider?

I'm on the fence with that one. Saw it once only. Can a movie just "kinda suck"? I mean, it either sucks or it doesn't right?

Mel makes good movies, but I thought The Patriot sucked.

If Mel Gibson was smart, he would scribble down a quick script where he plays a crazed husband. Then his upcoming defense could be the tapes that gold digger has of him are just him rehearsing his lines. Genius right?

Hardrock69

07-22-2010, 07:36 PM

I saw "The Patriot". For a good long stretch there, all Mel did was make movies where his son or daughter got kidnapped, murdered, shot, or whatever, so it becomes a lame repetitious REVENGE movie (YAAAAAAAWN).

Guess he could not think of any films better to act in.

Why doesn't he make some movie where he plays a Nazi? He hates blacks and Jews so much.

Hardrock69

07-22-2010, 07:36 PM

Dupe post again.

GAR

07-22-2010, 10:14 PM

Well, of course. The wax from the crayon melts onto the pages, not to mention it is impossible to read anyway, due to the MAD20/20, jism, and dirt all over the pages, as you use the pages to sleep on under the 405.

On the other hand if I get to be the voice of Fred in the Super Chicken thing, not only am I going to be Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire once again.. I'm going to enjoy it.

I love THAT script, alot! Metal Men - I dunno. They're probably gonna make an announcement about it at comicon tomorrow..

LEFTY is Gar's Bitch

07-22-2010, 10:23 PM

im on my way over gary.get ready for your beating.

GAR

07-22-2010, 10:27 PM

Speaking of DIRECTORS and movies that suck, there's alot of people that just turn my stomach.. Starwood mentions Scorsese?

I HATE that DICK Opie. Opie is a twisted SOB.

Another one is Silver-something? The FAG who put nipples on Batman and fucked up that franchise FUCK YOU Silvers..

And both the movie, and Director who fucked up Underdog. Yeah I know the whole Howard Stern thing, along with Underdog Lady and all that.. I snuck in after another movie let out and we saw like, the last quarter of it? That movie SUCKED every barnacle encrusted off the bleeding-gums edge of any hemmrhoid I ever owned. Not only did it suck, it picked-bleeding-hemmrhoidscabs-sucked.

The director who made Superman a fag, in the last movie and tainted it with the notion Lois Lane had a kid? Shit, I havne't followed the Superman comics since like, Action #500 or so, when comics were still 35 cents but I CAN tell you, in sixty years of Superman - you DON'T knock up Lois Lane!

Did they try to get MG knocked up in Spiderman? You know what they did with the queer writers who tried to do gay subliminal shit in Spiderman like, pad Spidey's crotch, or have him flashback to being molested in the tub by Uncle Ben at age 7? They shot the fuckers and threw their dead bodies in the Jersey trash barge going 200 miles out. Thats what they did with that bullshit, you don't and won't see fucked up shit fucking up great characters, or classic tales of determination, stamina, sacrifice etc.. and I wanna remember my superheroes as virtuous guys who didn't fuck the female interest.

You always know as a kid: tee hee hee, MG's stacked, what if Peter Parker gets to lay way low, in the tall tall grass, will they fuck? That's infantile! Of COURSE the hero wants to fuck the female interest or vice-versa.. but you don't go there! When you're 11 and half, you're just on the cusp of maturity in dealing with the whole girl-kissing stuff.

Why force the kids to grow up any faster these days, when the entire media including the internet is overdriven with salacious, sex-driven stuff, I don't know. But one place that you should leave a sacred fucking SANCTITUDE allowing a kids to still remain a kid, is: DO NOT fuck with the Good Guys. Leave the superheros alone, because the kid in me still to this day will hate that motherfucking Joel Silvers (ha recall coming back) as a fucking queer who will never darken the director's chair on a Batman set with his gay, nipple-slathering ass shadow.

Ther'es more fucked up movies besides the last Superman, Underdog, and the Nipples Batman episode. I'm just gettting started on this bullshit.

GAR

07-22-2010, 10:32 PM

Joel SCHUMACHER! That's the one..

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/JoelSchumacher1-300Phantom.jpg

Nipplehead.

GAR

07-22-2010, 10:33 PM

.. and Bryan Singer.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/ALO-005704.jpg

Do NOT let this man near your little kids.. FAG!

TAKIN WHISKEY

07-22-2010, 10:51 PM

I thought the Book of Eli sucked. A bunch of randon people told me it was great. NOPE! Sammy Hagar should have played Denzels part and on the ipod all that plays is Van Hagar tunes. Every abandoned grocery store, house or storm cellar they run across the only food left is rotted cheese.

High Life Man

07-22-2010, 11:57 PM

Hot Tub Time Machine

The only redeeming part was Crispin Glover. That was funny.

Seshmeister

07-23-2010, 12:07 AM

Goodfellas was probably the worst, with Taxi Driver a close second. Basically, anything by Scorcese. The guy has his "NYU film school Rookie" prints all over everything he's ever made. Overrated wannabe. Starwood laughs at the tools who praise this idiot as some sort of important film maker.

No offence but this fucking silly shit is kind of indicative of the problems of the internet. It's just plain fucking stupid empirically. The kindest thing you could say is that you don't like Scorcese and then try and argue with some sort of 'will someone please think of the children' non argument.

My problem at the moment is I'm trying to book a vacation online and it's so difficult trying to sort out the comments on a hotel ignoring the crazy people.

thome

07-23-2010, 09:03 AM

That lesbian little house on the prairie joke, with Nicol Kidman and that scrunchie faced chick that can run faster than a train..Zellwigger..?

I watched it durring my annual chick flick compromise and all I kept thinking is this is the worst lesbian porn ever.

Jeez Nicol finger bang that bitch she is begging for it..but Mr. Director worked the; set the lickfest up and then switch to that Jude Law twit scene after scene The HORRAHH!!!

And the desaturated color FEEL SUKIKIITT!!!!

Both chicks still have my vote for talented actresses I say they can do the elbows down and ass-up on my living room floor and win a Oscar.

sonrisa salvaje

07-23-2010, 01:02 PM

Most sequels are the true movies that suck. Smokey and the Bandit III and Caddyshack II are a couple that come to mind. I'll tell you something else......I HATE PREQUELS.

sonrisa salvaje

07-23-2010, 01:03 PM

Oh yea, add Alien vs Predator: Reqium to the list.

lesfunk

07-23-2010, 03:21 PM

Independence day! utter shite

GAR

07-27-2010, 08:13 PM