Why DaveIsKing rocks...

[DaveIsKing]

Truly...modesty doesn't allow me to go on...

She loves DaveIsKing...so should you. :eek:

[DaveIsKing]

Rolling Stone Magazine: "We just can't say enough about DaveIsKing. He is the *reporter breaks down into tears*...(and falls down before the statue of DaveIsKing in Times Square.)

Entertainment Tonight: "DaveIsKing?? DaveIsGod!! That's more like it!"

Maxim: "If DaveIsKing were a babe, (she) would be so fantastic that men's eyes would burn out from sheer pleasure."

[DaveIsKing]

#10 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING does not exaggarate...EVER!

[DaveIsKing]

#9 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING gets to the SHEE-OT of the problem...and dumps it.

[DaveIsKing]

#8 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING can bust a move...and a nut.

[DaveIsKing]

#7 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING CLEANING SERVICE--Gets rid of unwanted Spam.

[pete]

LOL

DaveIsKing does NOT rule...(just kidding...he really does)

[DaveIsKing]

#6 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING appreciates the beauty of Nature.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by pete
LOL

DaveIsKing does NOT rule...(just kidding...he really does)

Well...now, listen not get carried away. I mean DaveIsKing "doesn't" rule??

Bwahahahahaha!....you're killin' me....

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO! You rock, dude! :D

[DaveIsKing]

#5 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING has no moral code. :D

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
LMAO! You rock, dude! :D

So do you, Chelle! :D

Awesome as hell website too!

[Fabulous Shadow]

DaveIsKing you forgot one... Dude you rock because you got that ROTHesqe attitude man! I'd swear if i didn't know better I'd think you were DLR himself! (Except for the rented limo thing)...*wink*

[DaveIsKing]

#4 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING is, obviously, the most humble person in the world.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
DaveIsKing you forgot one... Dude you rock because you got that ROTHesqe attitude man! I'd swear if i didn't know better I'd think you were DLR himself! (Except for the rented limo thing)...*wink*

Damn, that was the best compliment since my girl said, "DaveIsKing your cock is almost as big as Diamond Dave's."

[DaveIsKing]

#3 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING still pisses Outside! In Winter! In Colorado!

[DaveIsKing]

#2 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING gets Some!! From a PRETTY WOMAN!

[ashstralia]

dave is king was one of the first people
to be my friend.
dave is king will always be my friend.
i will always be dave is king's friend.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by ashstralia
dave is king was one of the first people
to be my friend.
dave is king will always be my friend.
i will always be dave is king's friend.

DaveIsKing is loyal to his brothers. You are, and always will be a DaveIsKing brother!!!

[ashstralia]

m.m.my name is bobby bouche.
my mamma says alligators are ornery
'cause they have all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

[DaveIsKing]

#1 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVE IS KING!!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by ashstralia
m.m.my name is bobby bouche.
my mamma says alligators are ornery
'cause they have all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

Bobby Bouche...ha ha...you crazy ass motherfucker.

[DaveIsKing]

THIS is NOT DaveIsKing.

[ashstralia]

i was being stupid....

DAVE IS KING!!!!!!!

[DaveIsKing]

You're cool as hell...ashtrailia.

[ashstralia]

hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by ashstralia
hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?


Yeah...Abba Dabba Doobie was supposed to meet me in Nigeria, but I got stopped by the French, they said that I couldn't carry my cock on board the plane for fear it could be used as a lethal weapon.

[lms2]

Daveisking gets my vote.

[ashstralia]

thanks dave is king,
WHO IS DAVID LEE ROTH?

he he

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Damn, that was the best compliment since my girl said, "DaveIsKing your cock is almost as big as Diamond Dave's."

Did you happen tp ask her just HOW she knew how big Daves Cock was??? HMMMMMMM

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Yeah...Abba Dabba Doobie was supposed to meet me in Nigeria, but I got stopped by the French, they said that I couldn't carry my cock on board the plane for fear it could be used as a lethal weapon.

yeah, that cunt owes me nineteen million dollars!!

[ashstralia]

sorry if i offended anyone,
but he does.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by lms2
Daveisking gets my vote.

Here's one back at ya!

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by ashstralia
sorry if i offended anyone,
but he does.

No shit. He owes me at least that much plus some of those topless chicks.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You're cool as hell...ashtrailia.

fuckin takes one to know one!!!
you do rock, man!!

[DaveIsKing]

Cheers!

[ashstralia]

btw, its
ashstralia, ok?
ok.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by ashstralia
btw, its
ashstralia, ok?
ok.

Gotcha. ;)

[ashstralia]

ashstralia and dave is king
think van hagar fans
can suck eddie's toe-jam.

[pete]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Well...now, listen not get carried away. I mean DaveIsKing "doesn't" rule??

Bwahahahahaha!....you're killin' me....

you probly think this song is aboutchoo

[pete]

stoned

[ashstralia]

playing now, in a town near you,
the super-size me tour.
(spare change?)

[DaveIsKing]

The ROTH ARMY crew is coming to your town!

Lock'em the female residents.

Hide the booze.

Get the fuck outta Dodge....motherfuckers!

[DaveIsKing]

Damn, according to the poll I am 20% of everything! Yeah! A little bit here...a little there...

"Does it seem cold in here to you?"

[lms2]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
The ROTH ARMY crew is coming to your town!

Lock'em the female residents.

Hide the booze.

Get the fuck outta Dodge....motherfuckers!

Dodge City is 50 miles from me. That would be a good place for the Roth Army to visit. you blokes would be a blast!