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DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:26 PM
Truly...modesty doesn't allow me to go on...

She loves DaveIsKing...so should you. :eek:

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:39 PM
Rolling Stone Magazine: "We just can't say enough about DaveIsKing. He is the *reporter breaks down into tears*...(and falls down before the statue of DaveIsKing in Times Square.)

Entertainment Tonight: "DaveIsKing?? DaveIsGod!! That's more like it!"

Maxim: "If DaveIsKing were a babe, (she) would be so fantastic that men's eyes would burn out from sheer pleasure."

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:47 PM
#10 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING does not exaggarate...EVER!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:50 PM
#9 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING gets to the SHEE-OT of the problem...and dumps it.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:51 PM
#8 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks

DAVEISKING can bust a move...and a nut.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:54 PM
#7 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING CLEANING SERVICE--Gets rid of unwanted Spam.

pete
06-05-2004, 01:54 PM
LOL

DaveIsKing does NOT rule...(just kidding...he really does)

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:56 PM
#6 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING appreciates the beauty of Nature.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by pete
LOL

DaveIsKing does NOT rule...(just kidding...he really does)

Well...now, listen not get carried away. I mean DaveIsKing "doesn't" rule??

Bwahahahahaha!....you're killin' me....

SoCalChelle
06-05-2004, 01:58 PM
LMAO! You rock, dude! :D

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 01:59 PM
#5 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING has no moral code. :D

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by SoCalChelle
LMAO! You rock, dude! :D

So do you, Chelle! :D

Awesome as hell website too!

Fabulous Shadow
06-05-2004, 02:02 PM
DaveIsKing you forgot one... Dude you rock because you got that ROTHesqe attitude man! I'd swear if i didn't know better I'd think you were DLR himself! (Except for the rented limo thing)...*wink*

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:02 PM
#4 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING is, obviously, the most humble person in the world.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
DaveIsKing you forgot one... Dude you rock because you got that ROTHesqe attitude man! I'd swear if i didn't know better I'd think you were DLR himself! (Except for the rented limo thing)...*wink*

Damn, that was the best compliment since my girl said, "DaveIsKing your cock is almost as big as Diamond Dave's."

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:06 PM
#3 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING still pisses Outside! In Winter! In Colorado!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:08 PM
#2 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVEISKING gets Some!! From a PRETTY WOMAN!

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:14 PM
dave is king was one of the first people
to be my friend.
dave is king will always be my friend.
i will always be dave is king's friend.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
dave is king was one of the first people
to be my friend.
dave is king will always be my friend.
i will always be dave is king's friend.

DaveIsKing is loyal to his brothers. You are, and always will be a DaveIsKing brother!!!

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:25 PM
m.m.my name is bobby bouche.
my mamma says alligators are ornery
'cause they have all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:25 PM
#1 Reason Why DaveIsKing rocks...

DAVE IS KING!!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
m.m.my name is bobby bouche.
my mamma says alligators are ornery
'cause they have all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

Bobby Bouche...ha ha...you crazy ass motherfucker.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:27 PM
THIS is NOT DaveIsKing.

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:28 PM
i was being stupid....

DAVE IS KING!!!!!!!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:29 PM
You're cool as hell...ashtrailia.

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:37 PM
hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?

Sarge's Little Helper
06-05-2004, 02:37 PM
hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
hey, i see you've met my great mate abbu abbas?
who is sammy hagar?


Yeah...Abba Dabba Doobie was supposed to meet me in Nigeria, but I got stopped by the French, they said that I couldn't carry my cock on board the plane for fear it could be used as a lethal weapon.

lms2
06-05-2004, 02:46 PM
Daveisking gets my vote.

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:50 PM
thanks dave is king,
WHO IS DAVID LEE ROTH?

he he

Fabulous Shadow
06-05-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Damn, that was the best compliment since my girl said, "DaveIsKing your cock is almost as big as Diamond Dave's."

Did you happen tp ask her just HOW she knew how big Daves Cock was??? HMMMMMMM

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Yeah...Abba Dabba Doobie was supposed to meet me in Nigeria, but I got stopped by the French, they said that I couldn't carry my cock on board the plane for fear it could be used as a lethal weapon.

yeah, that cunt owes me nineteen million dollars!!

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 03:01 PM
sorry if i offended anyone,
but he does.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by lms2
Daveisking gets my vote.

Here's one back at ya!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
sorry if i offended anyone,
but he does.

No shit. He owes me at least that much plus some of those topless chicks.

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You're cool as hell...ashtrailia.

fuckin takes one to know one!!!
you do rock, man!!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 03:23 PM
Cheers!

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 03:23 PM
btw, its
ashstralia, ok?
ok.

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
btw, its
ashstralia, ok?
ok.

Gotcha. ;)

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 03:29 PM
ashstralia and dave is king
think van hagar fans
can suck eddie's toe-jam.

pete
06-05-2004, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Well...now, listen not get carried away. I mean DaveIsKing "doesn't" rule??

Bwahahahahaha!....you're killin' me....

you probly think this song is aboutchoo

pete
06-05-2004, 03:29 PM
stoned

ashstralia
06-05-2004, 03:33 PM
playing now, in a town near you,
the super-size me tour.
(spare change?)

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 03:42 PM
The ROTH ARMY crew is coming to your town!

Lock'em the female residents.

Hide the booze.

Get the fuck outta Dodge....motherfuckers!

DaveIsKing
06-05-2004, 05:00 PM
Damn, according to the poll I am 20% of everything! Yeah! A little bit here...a little there...

"Does it seem cold in here to you?"

lms2
06-06-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
The ROTH ARMY crew is coming to your town!

Lock'em the female residents.

Hide the booze.

Get the fuck outta Dodge....motherfuckers!

Dodge City is 50 miles from me. That would be a good place for the Roth Army to visit. you blokes would be a blast!