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PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 04:59 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/america-nation-of-drunkards;_ylt=AsEhgtRIajHWcLnKypvCMEtAw_IE;_ylu=X 3oDMTNxbmkxdnMyBGFzc2V0A3libG9nX3Vwc2hvdC8yMDEwMDg wMi9hbWVyaWNhLW5hdGlvbi1vZi1kcnVua2FyZHMEY2NvZGUDb W9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwMzBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3R vcmllcwRzbGsDYW1lcmljYW5hdGlv

Gallup has been tracking American imbibing trends for 71 years, and its latest installment, completed in July, found that 67 percent of Americans report that they consume alcohol on a regular basis.
Little Texan
08-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Damn! We were already a nation of fatasses, and now we're a nation of alcoholics? Is this turning into a country full of Otises?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:B7mwptO0jzXqnM:http://www.tvacres.com/images/police_otis2.jpg&t=1
Little Texan
08-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Double Post
PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 05:32 PM
otti?:hee:
PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 05:33 PM
as long as we are all "functioning" alcoholics
chefcraig
08-02-2010, 06:06 PM
Gallup has been tracking American imbibing trends for 71 years, and its latest installment, completed in July, found that 67 percent of Americans report that they consume alcohol on a regular basis.

In other news, the sky is blue and many dogs have black noses. PETE'S BROTHER nailed it though, just about everyone I've worked with over the past 30 years could have been classified as a functioning alcoholic.
PETE'S BROTHER
08-02-2010, 06:12 PM
i would probably malfunction without my libations:baaa:
Dan
08-02-2010, 08:12 PM
I Dont Drink Anymore.
kwame k
08-02-2010, 08:29 PM
I Dont Drink Anymore.

Yeah, you fucker!!!!!!!!!

I have to drink twice as much now to keep the balance of drunks to members here at The Army!

Now that's rude ;)
hambon4lif
08-02-2010, 09:05 PM
....I certainly have no problem picking up the slack for all these fucking lightweights!!:beers8:
kwame k
08-02-2010, 09:09 PM
Well...........someone has to do it :beers8:
Dan
08-03-2010, 12:58 AM
Well...........someone has to do it :beers8:

How Dare You.:D

So Now I'm A Very Cheap Drunk.:D
Sensible Shoes
08-03-2010, 01:04 AM
I don't drink. Much.

I also don't drink and post on the Army. Like ever.

OK maybe I do. A little
Igosplut
08-03-2010, 05:44 AM
I live in a tourist area......Even the dogs drink heavily here....
twonabomber
08-03-2010, 10:33 AM
I Dont Drink Anymore.

and i don't drink any less...
PETE'S BROTHER
08-03-2010, 11:43 AM
I don't drink. Much.

I also don't drink and post on the Army. Like ever.

OK maybe I do. A little

yeah, whatever ace!:biggrin:
Nitro Express
08-03-2010, 09:44 PM
I own part of a vodka distillery so I don't give a ratt's ass. Drink up!
hambon4lif
08-03-2010, 09:51 PM
I own part of a vodka distillery so I don't give a ratt's ass. Drink up!Nitro Express would be a killer name for a brand of vodka.....the marketing would be a piece of cake!

It would have to be less expensive than Grey Goose...I swear..if Goose gets any more expensive, it's going to drive me into fucking bankruptcy.
Nickdfresh
08-03-2010, 10:04 PM
I'm hammered every fucking time I'm on here!
kwame k
08-03-2010, 10:04 PM
How Dare You.:D

So Now I'm A Very Cheap Drunk.:D

These are questions only you can answer, Dan!

For fucks sake, I'm drinking twice as much to pick up your slack.........don't ask me to start thinking, too ;)
kwame k
08-03-2010, 10:05 PM
I'm hammered every fucking time I'm on here!

I thought that was a prerequisite for membership!
hambon4lif
08-03-2010, 10:19 PM
Pople post here sober??!?

That would be a surreal experience!