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Eddie Van Halen
01-11-2004, 01:53 PM
Coming soon to a city near you in 2004!

Sarge
01-11-2004, 01:59 PM
Was bette Midler not available or something?

POJO_Risin
01-11-2004, 02:03 PM
Um...Sarge...

Who is Bette Midler?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-11-2004, 02:03 PM
Um...Sarge...

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

POJO_Risin
01-11-2004, 02:03 PM
Ahhh...I see...

Little Texan
01-12-2004, 12:06 AM
Who is Eddie Van Halen?

Little Texan
01-12-2004, 12:07 AM
The bot isn't trained to answer that one?

Polk High
01-12-2004, 12:14 AM
who cares, let them reuinte

Polk High
01-12-2004, 12:14 AM
you won't be able to pay me to go see them. you know the sad part is I wouldn't mind seeing hagar by himself.

Seshmeister
01-12-2004, 01:14 AM
Officially?

As in a fat sad trailer trash AOR used car salesman fan of a flatulent sack of cunt posts on the internet it is under the guise of a washed up bitter yesterdays man alcoholic legless lying guitarist 'offical'.

Okdokie.

Cheers!

:gulp:

Junyore Grades
01-12-2004, 08:36 AM
Obatabee.:donkey:

thebuldawg
01-12-2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
As in a fat sad trailer trash AOR used car salesman fan of a flatulent sack of cunt posts on the internet it is under the guise of a washed up bitter yesterdays man alcoholic legless lying guitarist 'offical'.


LMAO!

FORD
01-12-2004, 10:27 AM
http://www.tillamook.com/products/img/babyloafsliced.jpg

davesgirl
01-12-2004, 10:37 AM
Say it isn't so!

azcrdnal
01-12-2004, 12:41 PM
it isn't so

Steve Savicki
01-13-2004, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Eddie Van Halen
Coming soon to a city near you in 2004!

To the brilliant HITCHbrain or the knowledgeable FORDmind... does this mean Brad will reopen the Pleasure Dome?

FORD
01-13-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
To the brilliant HITCHbrain or the knowledgeable FORDmind... does this mean Brad will reopen the Pleasure Dome?

In the event that Van Hagar actually did reunite, it might motivate $tarks into relaunching the Dump. Of course as slow as Brad moves, the album would be out, the tour done, and the band split up again before the board ever opened.

Albert Einstein
01-13-2004, 04:01 PM
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Steve Savicki
01-13-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Of course as slow as Brad moves, the album would be out, the tour done, and the band split up again before the board ever opened.
Ahh, knowledge can predict the entire future! LOL!

azcrdnal
01-13-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Eddie Van Halen
Coming soon to a city near you in 2004! go back to the links

Steve Savicki
01-14-2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by azcrdnal
go back to the links
Hey FORD, was your PM to me using the words "SH Links" stand for Sammy Hagar Links?
Oh, that's what Brett's running now?;) :D :p

Wolverine
01-14-2004, 09:48 AM
hagar needs to be whacked!!

Full Bug
01-14-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by The Godfather
hagar needs to be whacked!!
He likely whacks to a chunk of chedder cheese every night.....

azcrdnal
01-14-2004, 10:22 PM
again sammy is not back

Osama Bin Laden
01-15-2004, 12:45 PM
What many infidels do not realize is that Sammy was actually born Osama Bin Hagar, and that he is Muslim. A descendent of Abraham the Father (Peace Be Upon Him) and Hagar his first wife, who gave birth to Ishmael, who is the first of the Arab people.

FORD
01-15-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Osama Bin Laden
What many infidels do not realize is that Sammy was actually born Osama Bin Hagar, and that he is Muslim. A descendent of Abraham the Father (Peace Be Upon Him) and Hagar his first wife, who gave birth to Ishmael, who is the first of the Arab people.

Well there ARE similarities, o bearded one....

Sammy did to Van Halen what your boys did to the WTC, and what Bush has done to the country ever since.

azcrdnal
01-20-2004, 06:38 PM
who is sammy hagar

Sarge's Little Helper
01-20-2004, 06:38 PM
who is sammy hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

azcrdnal
01-20-2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. .. yes

azcrdnal
01-20-2004, 06:39 PM
who is sarge

azcrdnal
01-23-2004, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by azcrdnal
again sammy is not back will not happen all a crock of shit.

Tony Soprano
01-23-2004, 11:51 AM
Sammy Hagar is Brett Norton ( Vh Links ) in disguise!

Figs
11-02-2004, 03:49 PM
Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.

Golden AWe
11-02-2004, 03:49 PM
nasty!