Will this not be the greatest movie of all time?

[Mr Walker]

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[Jagermeister]

It pisses me off when shit doesn't embed properly.

[GAR]

It's your shitty browser, hit F5 a couple times.

[BITEYOASS]

Is this thread about "Machete" with Danny Trejo? Then yeah, it might be the greatest movie of all time.

[Mr Walker]

It pisses me off when shit doesn't embed properly.

Really... that's a shame.

No better way to start your day than watching a chick take a cell phone out of her clam.

[Seshmeister]

Not if it's an iPhone.

[vanhalen1r2]

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I will be seeing this flick today, looks killer ! Props for the link

[chefcraig]

According to an article in my local paper, Lindsay Lohan is in this film as well, playing a drug abusing whore that makes sex films with her mom. Nothing like stretching the range of your acting skills to stay relevant in Hollywood. Not surprisingly, she stars as Linda Lovelace in her next movie, a film about Deep Throat. No, I'm not kidding...

Lindsay Lohan is back … as a rich, spoiled junkie. D'oh!

By Jay A. Fernandez, Hollywood Reporter

September 2, 2010


Poor Lindsay. She can't catch a break.

Released early from rehab and free again to pursue personal and professional rehabilitation, Lindsay Lohan has an opportunity to re-enter the public consciousness with the seriousness of a newly clean starlet intent on sobriety. And then here comes "Machete."

When Robert Rodriguez's Mexploitation flick opens Friday, Lohan will have been out of jail and rehab for a mere 10 days. And the vision that fans, family and friends will see of her in the film is that of a rich, spoiled junkie who makes money on the side by doing homemade sex videos — with her mom.

She can kiss those Kids' Choice Awards goodbye.

"I want my career back," Lohan told Vanity Fair in an interview last month before heading to jail. If that's true, she's not doing herself any favors.

For most actors, a public image is cultivated like a rare plant that needs endless sunlight while being constantly cleaned of dirt. For Lohan, the past few years have been more like a Ferrari she takes straight from the car wash to the demolition derby.

As April, the errant daughter of a corrupt political operative, Lohan makes her entrance in "Machete" — which co-stars Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba — passed out on a filthy mattress in a drug den surrounded by gun-toting ruffians. Rescued by her pop, she is dumped into a car and swivels her drugged-out face toward him to say, "Sorry, Daddy."

In real life, Lohan feels she's the one owed an apology.

"I think if anyone should be looked at medically it's him," she said to Vanity Fair about her dad, Michael Lohan. The dad in the film does get his — after revealing that he has an unhealthy fixation on his daughter.

Most of the rest of Lohan's screen time is then spent naked, after filming a sex video that includes the vengeance-seeking Machete and her character's mother — and, courtesy of Machete, a large bottle of tequila. When she finally covers her body late in the movie, it's to put on a nun's habit and strafe a riot of knife-wielding Mexicans with a submachine gun.

Granted, all of this surely is the very fun Rodriguez and Lohan were hoping to have with a ridiculous character that would play off Lohan's wrecked public image. But that convent has sailed.

Lohan was cast in "Machete" in early August last year, a development she hinted at via Twitter. Although the entertainment business is all fun and games and roles are simply roles, Lohan already had spent the previous 2-1/2 years rolling in the public mud.

She was released from her latest rehab stint on Aug. 25, the day of the film's downtown Los Angeles premiere, but she did not show up to share the spotlight with her co-stars. Insiders strolling the red carpet let on that reps for distributor Fox, the filmmakers and Lohan had agreed that her presence would have caused too much of a disruption, pulling attention from the film.

Lohan's next planned project is "Inferno," an indie biopic about "Deep Throat" star Linda Lovelace. Although under different circumstances the role could provide an edgy dramatic turn to burnish an actor's resume, it more likely will burnish Lohan's image as damaged goods.

"I know that I'm a damn good actress," Lohan told Vanity Fair. "And I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it."

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/movies/fl-ppl-lindsay-lohan-090310-20100902,0,7569732.story

[Jagermeister]

Really... that's a shame.

No better way to start your day than watching a chick take a cell phone out of her clam.

All I see is a white square. :(

[chefcraig]

All I see is a white square. :(

Try this LINK (http://www.theepicnetwork.com/machete-mayra-leal-clip-nsfw/), friend.

[Jagermeister]

Try this LINK (http://www.theepicnetwork.com/machete-mayra-leal-clip-nsfw/), friend.

All righty then. lol.

[Jagermeister]

Try this LINK (http://www.theepicnetwork.com/machete-mayra-leal-clip-nsfw/), friend.

And thanks. That movie just looks dumb to me except for the chicks that are in it.

[hambon4lif]

I hope Machete kicks unholy ass at the box office and turn Grindhouse into a movie-making empire.

....they have so many cool ideas.

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[hambon4lif]

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[hambon4lif]

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[Jagermeister]

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:lmao:

[Diamondjimi]

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[hambon4lif]

Is this thread about "Machete" with Danny Trejo? Then yeah, it might be the greatest movie of all time.It isn't.

I should've kept my expectations low for this one.

If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the movie.

It'll hit DVD before Christmas...

[ZahZoo]

All I see is a white square. :(

You cunt see the polar bear in the snow storm..?

[Golden AWe]

When I saw Mr Walker posting this I was expecting a Salma Hayek lesbian flick with Eva Mendes and Penelope Cruz...but this will do too!

[GAR]

I was hoping he'd posted THIS

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