If you thought Sarah Palin was crazy, meet the Repuke Senate nominee from Delaware!

[FORD]

Oh. My. God...... (no pun intended)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

There ya go Elvis! There's gotta be a nurse gig in Delaware somewhere. Move on up there and find out what church this wackjob attends. She's definitely better looking than Palin, though just as loony.

[jhale667]

Batshit crazy - it's this fall's new black. :rolleyes:

[FORD]

I hope where ever Peter is tonight, he can watch the news, and probably get a good laugh at the possibility of this crazy woman winning Joe Biden's senate seat. :biggrin:

[Unchainme]

Oh. My. God...... (no pun intended)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

There ya go Elvis! There's gotta be a nurse gig in Delaware somewhere. Move on up there and find out what church this wackjob attends. She's definitely better looking than Palin, though just as loony.

The whackjob christian view of masturbation is indeed a fucked up one. The quote at the end "if you can please yourself, then why am I in the picture?".uhuh, because I'm sure every guy in america would turn down banging a 6 or above girl just so he could spend a time with "Rosie Palmer". :rolleyes:

Look...not to sound gross here, but it's a biological urge. Every species does it.

BTW, I've had similiar type people come to my HS and Jr. High to preach Sex Ed., good lord almighty do they not know shit about human sex. Pretty much the whole speech was "Don't have sex or you'll catch herpes for life".

[hambon4lif]

If she wants to keep me from yanking on my junk, she's more than welcome to intervene....

Gimme this twisted psycho bitch for a month....I'll have her doing porn.

[FORD]

Here's Crazy Chrissie from way back in 1998 on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect.

And since it's 1998, guess what they're talking about? :blow:

part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFisw16di3w

part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTYtu4lSqfU


How the fuck could anybody think this woman is capable of serving in the US Senate? :lmao:

[Unchainme]

Martin Mull!

Cleveland/NEOhio represent!

[Mushroom]

I'll say this right now before I watch her videos, and probably regret later... I have no idea who she is, but she looks like a new and improved Sarah Palin.

Regardless, Hambon You call Me when you're ready to film that porno because I will give you the wildest porn scenes you will ever make. :hitch:

[sadaist]

Jacking off IS a lustful act. Who rubs one out thinking "dang I sure love her"? No! Doesn't happen. So I agree with her that it is lustful. But if God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have created Larry Flynt.

Any less than twice a day you're only cheating yourself.

[hambon4lif]

Here's Crazy Chrissie from way back in 1998 on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect.

And since it's 1998, guess what they're talking about? :blow:

part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFisw16di3w

part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTYtu4lSqfU


How the fuck could anybody think this woman is capable of serving in the US Senate? :lmao:....Oh for fucks sake!

Another one of those bible-thumping "I tell the truth all the time" bitches. They're the ones that are more full of shit than anyone else!

If it wasn't for Jasmines sophisticated sexy ass, I wouldn't have been able to sit through this video at all...

[hambon4lif]

....the fact that she thinks everyone is stupid enough to believe her bullshit kinda makes her tailor-made for politics, though.

[jhale667]

...if God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have created Larry Flynt.



:lol:

[Seshmeister]

Is this fucknut likely to win?

[ELVIS]

I suggest looking into where she stands on the issues...

[Seshmeister]

I've seen enough to know that she is not fit to be the town dog catcher never mind senator.

Actually that's not fair on dog catchers since they do something rather than just being a whore to their sponsors.

[ELVIS]

Well, I bet she wins the seat...

[jhale667]

I suggest looking into where she stands on the issues...

Firmly on the side of "batshit crazy".

[ELVIS]

Firmly on the side of "batshit crazy".

Is that what the chain email told you ??

[jhale667]

Is that what the chain email told you ??

No, I did something you're unfamiliar with....it's called "research". Try it.

[jhale667]

Of course, her being a religious zealot wack-job, she's probably right up your alley... remember don't have an impure thought about her, or you're a sinner! :hee:

Oh wait - that would require you having a thought in your head to begin with... never mind. :lmao:

[Sam42]

Another quack, that follows the same zealot path of self righteous bullshit. I honestly don't see the difference between people like her in this country and the wacko's that follow Islam.

When will people wake up and realize that all organized religions are nothing more than ancient organizations that was created to control the masses. They play the good vs evil card to keep the human population fighting each other while they continue to gain wealth and power.

If you really sit back and watch and observe, you can clearly see how harmful religion really is on society.

[ELVIS]

No, I did something you're unfamiliar with....it's called "research".

And "Firmly on the side of "batshit crazy"" is all you can come up with ??


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

Of course, her being a religious zealot wack-job, she's probably right up your alley... remember don't have an impure thought about her, or you're a sinner! :hee:

Is that really what you think of people that try to put Jesus Christ first in their lives ??

Oh wait - that would require you having a thought in your head to begin with... never mind. :lmao:

You need to wake up...




:elvis:

[jhale667]

And "Firmly on the side of "batshit crazy"" is all you can come up with ??


:elvis:

Did the videos (you probably didn't bother to watch) not speak for themselves? She's an idiot, she's run 3 times in 5 years, lived off her campaign donations and didn't PAY HER STAFF... plus she supports the unrealistic, idiotic idea of "abstinence education". Need I say more?

[Seshmeister]

Is that really what you think of people that try to put Jesus Christ first in their lives ??

What the fuck does having severe sexual hangups, wanting power over people and talking total garbage got to do with putting Jesus first in their lives?

[Seshmeister]

Ahh wait a minute I may have just made your point for you...

[ELVIS]

What the fuck does having severe sexual hangups, wanting power over people and talking total garbage got to do with putting Jesus first in their lives?

Absolutely nothing...

[ELVIS]

Ahh wait a minute I may have just made your point for you...

Yeah right...

[Igosplut]

What the fuck does having severe sexual hangups, wanting power over people and talking total garbage got to do with putting Jesus first in their lives?

Tax free status????

[jhale667]

Tax free status????

Cha-ching!

[Nitro Express]

I will stop masturbating if she helps kill Obamacare.

[ELVIS]

Cha-ching!

Dude, I kicked your ass already, go away...

[Nitro Express]

I should start a church. Exploit the gullable christian right, fuck their children, and split to a country that leaves you the hell alone if you bring enough money in after I have gotten enough spoils.

[ELVIS]

I should start a church. Exploit the gullable christian right, fuck their children, and split to a country that leaves you the hell alone if you bring enough money in after I have gotten enough spoils.

Then what ??

[Seshmeister]

Exactly.

The key to a succesful religion is the indoctrination of people when they are children, you don't just fuck off once you have the money, its a long term business.

[ELVIS]

I guess it's just all a scam...

[jhale667]

Dude, I kicked your ass already, go away...

And then you woke up, idiot. STFU.

[Seshmeister]

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But the thing with religion is that the sheep will always come back...

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[ELVIS]

I guess that's proof...

[BigBadBrian]

E, the progressives on this board are very afraid of the upcoming midterm election. It's quiote evident the Republicans will gain seats in Nov. Whether they win both houses or not, Obama won't be able to run his bullshit Marxist legislation through without cooperation from the Republicans.

Let them have their fun with this. :gulp:

[ELVIS]

Haha...

[jhale667]

E, the progressives on this board are very afraid of the upcoming midterm election. It's quiote evident the Republicans will gain seats in Nov. Whether they win both houses or not, Obama won't be able to run his bullshit Marxist legislation through without cooperation from the Republicans.

Let them have their fun with this. :gulp:

Based on the psycho extremists (anti-masturbation, pro bestiality) candidates the nutjobs that have taken over your GOP are putting forth? Maybe not so much Brie.

The dem that didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of beating Castle may now trounce O'Donnell.


You might wanna re-think that. I know, it'll hurt your head...but try.

[Nitro Express]

Exactly.

The key to a succesful religion is the indoctrination of people when they are children, you don't just fuck off once you have the money, its a long term business.

Yup. I grew up in the Mormon cult and their main concern was keeping the next generation in. Their biggest fear was kids bolting after they left home. On of the church apostles actually admitted to me that the purpose of missions wasn't to recruit new members it was to keep those guys from going off to a non-church college, marrying a non-member and going their own way. So you are right. It's more about controlling a population of people than taking their money and bolting.

[Seshmeister]

E, the progressives on this board are very afraid of the upcoming midterm election. It's quiote evident the Republicans will gain seats in Nov. Whether they win both houses or not, Obama won't be able to run his bullshit Marxist legislation through without cooperation from the Republicans.

Let them have their fun with this. :gulp:

Obama can't do shit just now because the house is inherently completely corrupted by campaign donations.

Unless you happen to be a multimillionaire owner of a corporation(which I doubt) I don't know why you would want them to run your country in their self interest.

Everything else between the parties is just sexual hangup stuff.

Arguing about abortion, gay marriage and now even jerking off is just a bullshit smokescreen they put up for you all to fight over because your politicians can't actually control anything that matters without threatening their funding.

The average senator spends 6 hours a day every day trying to raise money for his next campaign

[Nitro Express]

I this this November election will not be politics as usual. People's lives are being destroyed and they are pissed. They didn't appreciate invading Iraq on a lie nor did they appreciate the Patriot Act. The didn't appreciate the bankers bailout and a Orwelian health care law that created 150 new government agnecies, a 3.8% real estate transfer tax, and IRS regulated forced payment of inflated insurance premiums. Not to mention real jobs are being lost. People are pissed off at politics as usual. Head splitting pissed.

[ELVIS]

Well, it's like this to me...

While the libs are arguing about this crap that doesn't matter, there are people in government stealing all the money...

We need people in there to clean that up, and not many people on the left fit the bill...

[Nitro Express]

We need to get away from the social politics. We will never agree on religion so lets stop arguing about it. It is a good smoke screen to create noise to cover the more important issues. We are quickly heading towards a dictatorship if we don't turn this shit around and even if we fix that, we have to deal with the massive debt. The only way I can see to fix that is to inflate the dollar. Look at todays gold price. People are getting it.

[Seshmeister]

I this this November election will not be politics as usual. People's lives are being destroyed and they are pissed. They didn't appreciate invading Iraq on a lie nor did they appreciate the Patriot Act. The didn't appreciate the bankers bailout and a Orwelian health care law that created 150 new government agnecies, a 3.8% real estate transfer tax, and IRS regulated forced payment of inflated insurance premiums. Not to mention real jobs are being lost. People are pissed off at politics as usual. Head splitting pissed.

So they will rush out and vote for the NO JERKING OFF candidate?

It's about the only thing that isn't too expensive or taxed these days.

Nothing will change. It can't change. It was designed not to change.

It only comes down to who is the least likely to completely fuck you over or do something really fucking stupid.

I would argue that a woman who campaigned against masturbation based on a bizarre interpretation of a deeply flawed book written by a bunch of bronze age goatherders would not be a good choice at this time or any other.

[Nitro Express]

Well, it's like this to me...

While the libs are arguing about this crap that doesn't matter, there are people in government stealing all the money...

We need people in there to clean that up, and not many people on the left fit the bill...

Trillions have been stolen. Billions have come up missing in Iraq and the Federal Reserve has stolen trillions.

[Nitro Express]

So they will rush out and vote for the NO JERKING OFF candidate?

It's about the only thing that isn't too expensive or taxed these days.

Nothing will change. It can't change. It was designed not to change.

It only comes down to who is the least likely to completely fuck you over or do something really fucking stupid.

I would argue that a woman who campaigned against masturbation based on a bizarre interpretation of a deeply flawed book written by a bunch of bronze age goatherders would not be a good choice at this time or any other.

Oh it will and can change. For better or worse. Have you ever been to a communist country? I have been to the Soviet Union (1978) and The People's Republic of China (1980). Obama is a Marxist and what the Democrats are ushering in is what I saw in those two countries. Our money is being stolen left and right and they are shoving taxes and more regulation up our ass.

People are fed up with Republicans and Democrats so yeah, they will vote for the indapendant candidate if she doesn't like wanking. She looks pretty good if you compare her to Bush or Obama in comparison. LOL! I think we just want to fire all the bastards to send a message. My dog would do a better job in office.

[BITEYOASS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

That hot goth chick around 0:54 doesn't want me to whack off while thinking about her?!?!? What an evil bitch!

[Nitro Express]

Politics as usual will just mean more war, more taxes, more regulation, and no non-corporate businesses. Your kid will be sent to war as you stock shelves at Walmart living in a government subsidized shit hole as all your paycheck is garnished in the form of taxes. In other words you will become a serf to the elites who own it all and good luck starting your own business. They will crush it if doing so is still legal.

[Seshmeister]

That hot goth chick around 0:54 doesn't want me to whack off while thinking about her?!?!? What an evil bitch!

The one in black?

You have unusual taste... :)

[Seshmeister]

Oh it will and can change. For better or worse. Have you ever been to a communist country? I have been to the Soviet Union (1978) and The People's Republic of China (1980). Obama is a Marxist and what the Democrats are ushering in is what I saw in those two countries. Our money is being stolen left and right and they are shoving taxes and more regulation up our ass.

People are fed up with Republicans and Democrats so yeah, they will vote for the indapendant candidate if she doesn't like wanking. She looks pretty good if you compare her to Bush or Obama in comparison. LOL! I think we just want to fire all the bastards to send a message. My dog would do a better job in office.

I find it confusing when you guys use tags like Marxist when he is still to the right of just about every other Western leader and doesn't have the power to make any great changes anyhoo.

[chefcraig]

Well, it's like this to me...

While the libs are arguing about this crap that doesn't matter, there are people in government stealing all the money...

We need people in there to clean that up, and not many people on the left fit the bill...

Pretty much, but it doesn't matter which side of the aisle you happen to sit on to see this goes both ways. The problem is the system itself is corrupted. You can bet that a certain percentage of politicians new to things go in with the worthiest of intentions, but fairly quickly they will realize that intentions to govern have little if anything to do with how the system "works". And those that do not are corrupt to begin with, so their learning curve is dramatically less.

I'm not kidding, here. Anyone that has paid even the most cursory amount of attention to U.S. political theater in the past 40 years should realize that expecting anything other than "business as usual" from politicians is like putting all of your faith in a retirement plan based upon winning your state's public lottery.

[Unchainme]

You know and going off of what Nitro said, we as a country have paid far to much attention to the Katydid's of the world and far too little to those that actually live in the real world.

You know, I could truly give a shit about abortion one way or the other, it's a shitty thing, don't get me wrong, but it's something that's not going to make me immediately say "WELL! Senator Johnson supports/doesn't support it, thus I'm not giving him my vote!".

I believe in a way it's really holding us back as a nation to have to focus on these issues while ignoring the economy or the various conflicts our military our facing.

I'm not saying that those that say a prayer in a government building should be arrested. Quite the opposite, we should be able to say that we live in that free enough society that people should be able to practice their religion where ever they please, so long as it's not disrupting their own work or their co-workers. What I am saying is, we should not be basing legislation solely on the bible, and rather on either what we know statistically will work, and if this is morally right.

[ELVIS]

I'm not kidding, here. Anyone that has paid even the most cursory amount of attention to U.S. political theater in the past 40 years should realize that expecting anything other than "business as usual" from politicians is like putting all of your faith in a retirement plan based upon winning your state's public lottery.

That kind of thinking is part of the problem...

[chefcraig]

That kind of thinking is part of the problem...

Yeah, being pragmatically realistic does have it's drawbacks.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Pretty much, but it doesn't matter which side of the aisle you happen to sit on to see this goes both ways. The problem is the system itself is corrupted. You can bet that a certain percentage of politicians new to things go in with the worthiest of intentions, but fairly quickly they will realize that intentions to govern have little if anything to do with how the system "works". And those that do not are corrupt to begin with, so their learning curve is dramatically less.

I'm not kidding, here. Anyone that has paid even the most cursory amount of attention to U.S. political theater in the past 40 years should realize that expecting anything other than "business as usual" from politicians is like putting all of your faith in a retirement plan based upon winning your state's public lottery.

wednesday night, powerball, c'mon !:biggrin:

[Igosplut]

Pretty much, but it doesn't matter which side of the aisle you happen to sit on to see this goes both ways. The problem is the system itself is corrupted. You can bet that a certain percentage of politicians new to things go in with the worthiest of intentions, but fairly quickly they will realize that intentions to govern have little if anything to do with how the system "works". And those that do not are corrupt to begin with, so their learning curve is dramatically less.

Fuckin A right. As soon as they see which way the wind blows, they're corrupted as much as the incumbents.....


I'm not kidding, here. Anyone that has paid even the most cursory amount of attention to U.S. political theater in the past 40 years should realize that expecting anything other than "business as usual" from politicians is like putting all of your faith in a retirement plan based upon winning your state's public lottery.

Sadly enough, winning the lottery is the only way quite a few of us will ever "Retire"...

[Unchainme]

Sadly enough, winning the lottery is the only way quite a few of us will ever "Retire"...

Actually this needs to be brought up, but in regards to social security, a lot of us are fucked. Me especially.

Would love to start a topic about this it, hate on bush all you want but he did at least point out the problem that we're likely to face (albeit with a shitty solution possibly?)

[ELVIS]

Sadly enough, winning the lottery is the only way quite a few of us will ever "Retire"...

Why would you want to ??

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Probably not akin to the conversation itself, but I bet Ms. No-Jackoff is probably a helluva lay

[ELVIS]

Probably not akin to the conversation itself, but I bet Ms. No-Jackoff is probably a helluva lay

It's more interesting than this thread...

[jhale667]

Probably not akin to the conversation itself, but I bet Ms. No-Jackoff is probably a helluva lay

She's either completely repressed (as she claims to be) and would just lay there for missionary-position only (of COURSE), or is secretly the biggest slut in Delaware...did you see the '96-'98 footage? Looks like a little rock whore... :D

[Va Beach VH Fan]

She's either completely repressed (as she claims to be) and would just lay there for missionary-position only (of COURSE), or is secretly the biggest slut in Delaware...did you see the '96-'98 footage? Looks like a little rock whore... :D

I relate it to the giggly Japanese girls who I messed around with over there in the mid '80's.... They would be timid as shit and you'd never think they'd be anything more than the norm (if that), but holy shit, was I wrong.... Those little tramps rocked your socks off....

I'd bet this chick is the same way....

[jhale667]

I relate it to the giggly Japanese girls who I messed around with over there in the mid '80's.... They would be timid as shit and you'd never think they'd be anything more than the norm (if that), but holy shit, was I wrong.... Those little tramps rocked your socks off....

I'd bet this chick is the same way....

Much like Catholic girls....LOL I'd bet you're right. How much you want to bet her kinky side will be exposed in the very near future? ;)

[FORD]

Turns out she IS Catholic. Should have guessed from the Irish surname. I thought her religious trip sounded more like right wing Protestantism, so that threw me off.

Well in that case, I guess she's not Elvis's type after all, since he thinks Catholics are all Hellbound idolatrous heretics.

[ELVIS]

Much like Catholic girls....LOL I'd bet you're right. How much you want to bet her kinky side will be exposed in the very near future? ;)

Would that further disqualify her, in your mind ??

[ELVIS]

since he thinks Catholics are all Hellbound idolatrous heretics.

No I don't...

[jhale667]

Turns out she IS Catholic. Should have guessed from the Irish surname. I thought her religious trip sounded more like right wing Protestantism, so that threw me off.

Well in that case, I guess she's not Elvis's type after all, since he thinks Catholics are all Hellbound idolatrous heretics.

:lol:

Guess you just saw the same article I did..won't post the whole thing, but this explains her motivation...good ol' Catholic guilt.

As she explained to the Wilmington News Journal in 2004, she did "things she regrets" in college, such as drinking to excess and becoming somewhat sexually promiscuous. Those regrets spurred her to promote chaste values, and to seek out a national forum to advance related policy aims such as abstinence education.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100915/el_yblog_upshot/who-is-tea-party-sensation-christine-odonnell

Betting "somewhat" is being diplomatic. So she's a reformed rock ho! :lmao:

[ELVIS]

Dude, you're a total idiot...

[jhale667]

Would that further disqualify her, in your mind ??

No, the rest of her idiotic ideology and political "career" does that...that part just makes her more of a hypocrite.

[jhale667]

Dude, you're a total idiot...

Keep telling yourself that. Go flip a bedpan.

[FORD]

No I don't...

Dude, how many times have you said that Catholics are "not Christians"?

[jhale667]

Dude, how many times have you said that Catholics are "not Christians"?

I recall a few instances...

Nothing beats this one, though: My sister was having a discussion with an Evangelical co-worker, and started a sentence "Well, Catholics believe God wants...." and the woman cut her off, saying "I didn't know Catholics believed in God!!" :lmao:

[ELVIS]

Dude, how many times have you said that Catholics are "not Christians"?

Never, I disagree with their non-Biblical teachings...

[jhale667]

Never, I disagree with their non-Biblical teachings...

Such as? I mean, even as a former Catholic I'd love to hear this...

[Nitro Express]

Growing up Mormon certain baptist and born again people would get angry and call us non-christians. I never got their beef with us. Maybe they were jelouse that the LDS church had more wealth than they did and controlled a state politically. Anyways these assholes were angry as hornets about something a failed to read Jesus in the official tittle of the Mormon church which is Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

If you believe in Jesus and follow his teachings then you are christian. I even know new age people who believe in christ so that would make them christian; even though, they believe Christ attended the Egyptian mystery schools, married Mary Magdelene and spent time in Kashmir.

The biggest fear of any organized religion is losing their core membership base. So any competing dogma they have to piss on especially open non-denominations think for yourself teachings.

[Nitro Express]

The bible was the product of Emperor Constantine. There was no bible before the Catholic church and since then there have been only reformed versions such as the King James version. The prodestant movement is just a splinter group off of Catholosism because King Henry VIII wanted a divorce and Martin Luther saw contradictions in the Vatican's dogma. Now it's 2010 and the insanity continues.

[Nitro Express]

Organized religion has more to do with political control than a real belief in any kind of God. If there was no money in it, then nobody would bother with it.

[Kristy]

She's definitely better looking than Palin, though just as loony.

Right here, right now (no Hagar pun intended) I'll put up $100 that says our "purity Queen" flicked her bean many a time to to the lead singer of dc Talk if not the members of Jars Of Clay.

[Nitro Express]

I relate it to the giggly Japanese girls who I messed around with over there in the mid '80's.... They would be timid as shit and you'd never think they'd be anything more than the norm (if that), but holy shit, was I wrong.... Those little tramps rocked your socks off....

I'd bet this chick is the same way....

I fucked this Japanese chick and every time I stuck my did into her she would make crazy noises and act like she was in pain. I'm like going whoa, I'm hurting her. Later I learned Japanese girls put that act on to make the dudes feel like they have big cocks. It's a cultural thing.

[Nitro Express]

I really don't care if she masturbates or not. As long as she doesn't believe the government needs a masturbation police and laws making it illegal. As long as she says, it's a personal decision and it's up to you whether you want hairy palms or not, I'm cool with it.

[Kristy]

Either way, be a LOT of fun whipping Satan out of her with a single tail.

http://www.rustrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/SingleTailStories_001.jpg

Anytime you want to play with me Christine, just let me know.

[FORD]

Either way, be a LOT of fun whipping Satan out of her with a single tail.

http://www.rustrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/SingleTailStories_001.jpg

Anytime you want to play with me Christine, just let me know.

Let me know too. I'll bring the camera. :biggrin:

[Kristy]

Just unfortunately witnessed a Fox News sound bite of her. Seems our Christine gained some weight in not burning off those God-given masturbating calories. Shame.

[BITEYOASS]

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-politics/2010/09/14/o'donnellx-large.jpg

WTF?!?! Is she trying to look like a MILF version of Eva Angelina?

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/image.php?file=/downloads/downloads/people/Eva_Angelina/images/group2/SGG-077408.jpg&height=280

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't whack off to that or millions of sperm you've just unloaded will be doomed to hell. :rant:

[FORD]

"Women of Middle Earth"

Christine O'Donnell, communications director at the Intercollegiate Studies Institute, led a discussion on the depiction of women in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The discussion focused on Bradley Birzer's book, J.R.R. Tolkien's Sanctifying Myth, published by ISI Books. According to Birzer's analysis, the religious spirituality informing Tolkien's books was specifically Roman Catholic. In addition, he suggests that the female characters Galadriel and Elbereth were designed to exemplify traits of the Virgin Mary. Jenna Murry joined Ms. O'Donnell in deconstructing the symbolic roles of the women of Tolkien's Middle Earth.

Video here ---->
http://www.c-spanarchives.org/program/ID/123670

[Seshmeister]

I think the word the kids use these days is meh.

[FORD]

And now for the real story. the stupid cunt didn't actually win anyway.........

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<p id="BlogTitle">CASTLE DEFEATS O'DONNELL IN DELAWARE!</p>

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<p id="BlogDate">Posted By <u>Brad Friedman</u> On 15th September 2010 @ 15:30 In <u>Election Reform</u>, <u>Danaher/Shouptronic</u>, <u>Touch-Screen Vote Flipping</u>, <u>U.S. Senate</u>, <u>Election 2010</u>, <u>Delaware</u> | <u>4 Comments</u></p>

<div id="BlogContent"><p><img src="http://www.BradBlog.com/Images/Odonnell_Castle_Delaware_WhoWon.png" hspace="6" vspace="3" border="0" align="right">Yesterday's hotly contest race for the GOP's U.S. Senate nomination in Delaware ended in victory for the state's moderate, much-beloved former Governor and nine-term U.S. Congressman Mike Castle --- at least according to the tabulation of ballots cast in the race which can actually be verified by anybody as having been recorded accurately as per the voters' intent.</p>
<p><a href="http://elections.delaware.gov/results/html/election.shtml" target="_blank">From the State of Delaware's Elections website</a> ^[1] with 100% reporting:</p>
<p><center><u><i>Verifiable Paper-Based Absentee Results</i></u>:<br />
<b>CASTLE: 54.7%</b> - O'DONNELL: 45.3%</p>
<p><i><u>Unverifiable Election Day E-Voting Machine Results</u></i>:<br />

CASTLE: 46.7% - <b>O'DONNELL: 53.3%</b></center></p>
<p>Nonetheless, the Tea-Party/Palin/DeMint-endorsed Christine O'Donnell, who was getting trounced by the popular Castle in pre-election polls until only recently after losing twice before in her quest for a U.S. Senate seat, was declared the "winner" of yesterday's race and --- as <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/?p=8072" target="_blank">The BRAD BLOG detailed yesterday</a> ^[2] --- nobody can prove whether the voters of Delaware actually selected her or not.</p>
<p>Appropriately enough for the far Rightwinger, the "victory" was 100% faith-based, since it's strictly impossible to know if <i>even one</i> citizen's vote cast yesterday on the 100% unverifiable e-voting machines Delware forces voters to use on Election Day was recorded accurately...</p>
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<p>That said, while we've seen examples of similar disparities between paper-based absentee results and electronically cast results before (the unknown <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7890" target="_blank">Alvin Greene's "victory" over Judge Vic Rawl</a> ^[3] in South Carolina's <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7900" target="_blank">recent Democratic U.S. Senate primary</a> ^[4] comes to mind) there are logical-ish reasons --- as there always are, in every election --- to justify O'Donnell's computer-reported "victory" yesterday.</p>

<p>As we <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/?p=8072#comment-428862" target="_blank">noted in response to a reader in comments</a> ^[5] on yesterday's Delaware item, O'Donnell received a <a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/sarah-palin-picks-a-new-mama-grizzly-and-endorses-christine-odonnell-in-delaware.php" target="_blank">late endorsement from Sarah Palin</a> ^[6] on September 9th, just 5 days before the election. That brought with it a surge of last-minute support from the "Tea Party" and others.</p>
<p>Moreover, the number of absentee ballots cast as a percentage of the total votes was quite small (1,499 absentee ballots, versus 56,083 cast on Election Day), so one should be careful of reading too much into those numbers as the bulk of absentee ballots were likely cast prior to O'Donnell's endorsements surge.</p>
<p>Those factors, and certainly others, <i>could</i> certainly explain the nearly-reversed percentages as reportedly cast on Election Day on the e-voting systems, versus those seen on the paper-based, human-countable absentee ballots.</p>

<p>But the point here is: Who knows? Absolutely nobody does. I don't. You don't. O'Donnell doesn't. Castle doesn't. The State of Delaware doesn't. Even the manufacturer of the e-voting system, Danaher/Guardian, would be unable to prove who <i>actually</i> won or lost the race one way or another.</p>
<p>As we've spent years detailing, this continues to be no way to run a representative democracy based on <i>self-governance</i>. But we continue to do it anyway despite years of documented, scientific evidence proving being a shadow of a doubt that it's both insane and antithetical to the representative democracy and self-governance we pretend to have. It's also a disgrace and a horrible example for the rest of the world which used to look to this nation as a beacon of democracy.</p>
<p>While the Republican establishment is beside itself after last night's reported results (Castle, who they'd supported, was thought to be an easy win over Democratic nominee Chris Coons, while polls currently show O'Donnell getting trounced by him), the same 100% unverifiable e-voting systems will be used again in Delaware (and 20% of the rest of the nation) on Election Day on November 2nd this year. If O'Donnell loses the general election --- or wins --- there will be no way to prove that she did --- or didn't.</p>
<p>"Tea Partiers" who support O'Donnell, and who claim to give a damn about representative democracy and self-governance, would be wise to finally start taking notice of the <i>real</i> threats to our supposedly inalienable right of self-rule. HINT: The threat ain't ACORN.</p>
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[Nickdfresh]

E, the progressives on this board are very afraid of the upcoming midterm election. It's quiote evident the Republicans will gain seats in Nov. Whether they win both houses or not, Obama won't be able to run his bullshit Marxist legislation through without cooperation from the Republicans.

Let them have their fun with this. :gulp:

Well super-genius, by nominating at extremist, batshit crazy retard, the good people of Delaware have virtually insured that the Senate will stay in Democratic hands....

[FORD]

Well super-genius, by nominating at extremist, batshit crazy retard, the good people of Delaware have virtually insured that the Senate will stay in Democratic hands....

If ballots were actually verified and counted, this would surely be the case. But the questionable results of some electro-fraud state primaries this year (see above, and that Alvin Greene fiasco in South Carolina, for examples) we just might see outright electronic theft and it will be excused by the media as "the electorate embracing the teabagger mentality" or some shit like that.

[sadaist]

I don't know much about this lady. But I have totally lost all respect for Karl Rove. Iknow, I know. You guys all hat ethe guy for a million reasons. but I really liked him....until last night. This guy came out like a cry baby against this girl winning against Castle. I could not believe how harshly he was attacking her. Mainly she "claimed" to have graduated from a college 16 years ago...but no one mentions she DID finish all the course work. The school just didn't hand over the diploma until she paid off all her bills to them. WOW! Someone with outstanding college loans? Unbelievable. ;)

Anyways, even the RNC came out as cry babies. "She isn't getting of our money to help her run. She beat our guy and we are sad". Unbelievable. Of course Rove & the RNC all changed their tunes today after the media ripped them up. But the fact is we now know their TRUE thoughts on her. They don't think she can win and are pissed to high heaven someone had the nerve to knock off their "sure-thing".

So disgusted by it all.

They don't want to support her because they don't think she can win, yet these are the guys that propped up Palin and expected us all to support her. Fucking tired of all the inside games they ALL play. So glad voters are kicking out as many "regulars" as possible and getting some fresh blood in there.

[FORD]

I don't know much about this lady. But I have totally lost all respect for Karl Rove. Iknow, I know. You guys all hat ethe guy for a million reasons. but I really liked him....until last night. This guy came out like a cry baby against this girl winning against Castle. I could not believe how harshly he was attacking her. Mainly she "claimed" to have graduated from a college 16 years ago...but no one mentions she DID finish all the course work. The school just didn't hand over the diploma until she paid off all her bills to them. WOW! Someone with outstanding college loans? Unbelievable. ;)

So..... you NOW hate Rove, for acting the way Rove ALWAYS acts? :confused13:



Anyways, even the RNC came out as cry babies. "She isn't getting of our money to help her run. She beat our guy and we are sad". Unbelievable. Of course Rove & the RNC all changed their tunes today after the media ripped them up. But the fact is we now know their TRUE thoughts on her. They don't think she can win and are pissed to high heaven someone had the nerve to knock off their "sure-thing".

So disgusted by it all.

They don't want to support her because they don't think she can win, yet these are the guys that propped up Palin and expected us all to support her. Fucking tired of all the inside games they ALL play. So glad voters are kicking out as many "regulars" as possible and getting some fresh blood in there.


The difference between now and 2008 is that they wanted to lose. That's why they made sure the nominee was a 72 year old 4 time cancer survivor AND his running mate was a fucking idiot. Moosealini is only slightly dumber than Dan Quayle was. But in 1988, nobody was worried about Poppy Bush dropping dead in office, so they didn't give a shit how dumb his running mate was. Palin had a REAL chance of actually getting into the Oval Office, had McCain been elected.

But the Repukes knew what they had done to the economy. And they begged the corporations to fake it through January of '09. Not because they gave a shit about ruining the Christmas season for millions of American families, but because they had to create the illusion that this "goddamn Muslim Kenyan Socialist son of a bitch" ruined the economy.

That's why you got Sarah Palin. The Repukes stole the treasury, and then (politically) took a dive.

[jhale667]

I don't know much about this lady.

Want some background? :baaa:

The Craziest Things Christine O'Donnell Has Ever Said

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/15/christine-odonnell-craziest-quotes_n_718328.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/10625/slide_10625_140465_large.jpg?1284609676611

[BITEYOASS]

I read somewhere that this crazy bitch is still single. Why do I sense that a sex scandal is about to emerge? Probably had an orgy with that S.A.L.T. group.


:tits::bananasex::sex:

[bueno bob]

Right here, right now (no Hagar pun intended) I'll put up $100 that says our "purity Queen" flicked her bean many a time to to the lead singer of dc Talk if not the members of Jars Of Clay.

Quite possibly the post of the year.

[bueno bob]

The more I watch politics, the more it seems to be turning into a reality TV episode of "So You Think You Can Govern?".

Where in the fuck are all these fucking retards coming from?

And, more directly, WHY DO PEOPLE SUPPORT THEM?

[FORD]

Apparently Crazy Chrissie is not only a Tolkien fan, but is also familiar with the Douglas Adams "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" series, since she now believes in super intelligent mice with human brains. :lmao:


From "The O'Reilly Factor, FAUX Noize, November 15, 2007

O'DONNELL: Bill, if we — if we approach this complicated bioethic issue with our heads in the sand, the other end is in the air.

O'REILLY: My head isn't the sand, Christine. I have the biggest head in the world. There isn't enough sand on the beach in Hawaii for my head to be in there.

O'DONNELL: My point is, we're approaching this issue with the other end in the air.

O'REILLY: No, no, no. Hold it.

O'DONNELL: By their own admission...

O'REILLY: No.

O'DONNELL: ... these groups admitted that the report that said, "Hey, yay, we cloned a monkey. Now we're using this to start cloning humans." We have to keep...

O'REILLY: Let them admit anything they want. But they won't do that here in the United States unless all craziness is going on.

O'DONNELL: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.

O'REILLY: Alright. Doctor...

MORRONE: That's an exaggeration.

O'REILLY: ...do you understand — do you understand her concern that there are people who are unethical who will do this kind of stuff for whatever reason? Do you understand her concern?

MORRONE: I understand her concern, but to me, the position of head in the sand is saying, "Don't do it; don't get involved; and don't set up guidelines." I'm saying this is the time to talk about it and this is the time to take it into alot of consideration.

O'REILLY: I think it has to be very closely regulating.

One more Christine. I got to end it. Real quick, now. If you oppose, and you do, stem cells from embryos from babies harvesting, then the animal option is a way for scientists to try to get something going without dealing with the human component.

O'DONNELL: Again, it is inevitable. This really is about human cloning, about dignity versus commodity. And we already answered that question.

O'REILLY: All right. OK. Interesting debate. Doctor, Christine, thank you very much.

[bueno bob]

How can you say the word "sex" without having lust in your heart? SHE'S GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seshmeister]

Apparently Crazy Chrissie is not only a Tolkien fan, but is also familiar with the Douglas Adams "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" series, since she now believes in super intelligent mice with human brains. :lmao:

Holy shit! :)

[sadaist]

Apparently Crazy Chrissie is not only a Tolkien fan....



What's wrong with being a Tolkien fan?

[chefcraig]

What's wrong with being a Tolkien fan?

Yeah, a more apt analogy would have been H.G. Wells The Island of Doctor Moreau.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZCIPb2XTms

[sadaist]

Yeah, a more apt analogy would have been H.G. Wells The Island of Doctor Moreau.




Ugh! Remember the Val Kilmer/Marlon Brando version? I was so excited about that movie because I like the book, and I liked both those actors at the time. Movie sucked so bad. So disappointed.

[chefcraig]

Man, that Brando version was an absolute disaster. Talk about a train wreck! http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Surprise/surprised-004.gif (http://freesmileyface.net)

[FORD]

What's wrong with being a Tolkien fan?

Have you watched that C-SPAN video?

[FORD]

Right here, right now (no Hagar pun intended) I'll put up $100 that says our "purity Queen" flicked her bean many a time to to the lead singer of dc Talk if not the members of Jars Of Clay.

http://fpcbmodernworship.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/stryper.jpg
Actually, since she's 41, I'll bet she had Stryper posters all over her bedroom walls and had daily fantasies about the Sweet brothers bringing her to a "rapturous" climax. Possibly even owned a black vibrator and painted yellow stripes on it. :biggrin:

[FORD]

Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”

Mr. Farger, the executive director of the pro-monkey-spanking group MasturNation, said that the “wank and file” of his organization believe that masturbation is an inalienable right guaranteed by the Constitution.

“Our country was founded by rugged individualists,” he said. “And you know what individualists like to do.”

He said that Ms. O’Donnell’s anti-whacking position was “ill-timed,” adding, “In this economy, masturbation is one of the few simple pleasures people still can afford.”

Tracy Klugian, a homemaker and masturbator from Dover, Delaware, said she is “puzzled” by what she sees as the contradictory nature of candidate O’Donnell’s position: “If you’re against masturbation, why would you want to serve in Congress?”

A spokesman for the Wilmington Police Department, Crandall Darlington, said that the Million Masturbators March could cost the city tens of thousands of dollars, “especially when you include the cost of cleaning up afterwards.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[ThrillsNSpills]

"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust."

help
:O

So I guess if you're backed up, and you end up spraying your shorts while waiting in line to get checked out at the local Shop-Rite, you have to run home and get on your knees and beg forgiveness since it was lust. I think people backed her for a goof, figuring we're all doomed anyway so at least we get some quotes to laugh at.

[chefcraig]

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

That is the first time in my entire life I've ever seen the words "angry masturbators" used in a sentence.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”

Mr. Farger, the executive director of the pro-monkey-spanking group MasturNation, said that the “wank and file” of his organization believe that masturbation is an inalienable right guaranteed by the Constitution.

“Our country was founded by rugged individualists,” he said. “And you know what individualists like to do.”

He said that Ms. O’Donnell’s anti-whacking position was “ill-timed,” adding, “In this economy, masturbation is one of the few simple pleasures people still can afford.”

Tracy Klugian, a homemaker and masturbator from Dover, Delaware, said she is “puzzled” by what she sees as the contradictory nature of candidate O’Donnell’s position: “If you’re against masturbation, why would you want to serve in Congress?”

A spokesman for the Wilmington Police Department, Crandall Darlington, said that the Million Masturbators March could cost the city tens of thousands of dollars, “especially when you include the cost of cleaning up afterwards.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

not from the onion? wow, woulda swore it was. very funny.

[ThrillsNSpills]

not from the onion? wow, woulda swore it was. very funny.

No doubt. That one's got Onion written all over it.
I wouldn't be surprised if some employees from KleenexCo were carrying around signs too.
I guess the good news is that she won't be reproducing soon. :)

[Guitar Shark]

The Borowitz report is a satiric website, very similar to the Onion. Fake news. Still, very funny.

[GAR]

So long as she votes how her constituents want her to, she could be a cloned CHIMPANZEE for all anyone cares.

Unlike the entire Democratic Party in congress who passed Obamacare, the Stimulus, the fake Cash for Clunkers, the GM buyout, Wallst bailouts, the pompous "We Won" attitude backtrack from "I will work with both parties of Congress"

Fuck you.

[FORD]

...and once again GAyR misses the point completely.

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECxQUi_pr0

[FORD]

http://i948.photobucket.com/albums/ad321/pinboy3niner/minime.jpg

[twonabomber]

http://fpcbmodernworship.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/stryper.jpg
Actually, since she's 41, I'll bet she had Stryper posters all over her bedroom walls and had daily fantasies about the Sweet brothers bringing her to a "rapturous" climax. Possibly even owned a black vibrator and painted yellow stripes on it. :biggrin:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r169/mdallas07/nuttybroad1.jpg

[sadaist]

HAHAHA. About the witchcraft quote she had, I saw a poster on the Yahoo! boards post this.

"Its only a BFD to the nuts who think witchcraft is more than bored teens playing Goth"


Seems about right. Hell, everyone of us here have "dabbled" in the occult just simply based on the music & albums we have listened to. If you've ever heard a Slayer song, my friend, you have just dabbled in the occult.

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/09/20/2010-09-20_dabbling_in_occult_latest_surprise_from_gop_hop eful_kooky_senate_candidate_is_on.html

Apparently, one of her "first dates" was on a satanic altar. Incidentally, the girl laying on a satanic altar is usually fucked by the satanic-mass attendants IIRC....

[ELVIS]

What was your first satanic date like ??

[Nitro Express]

Want some background? :baaa:

The Craziest Things Christine O'Donnell Has Ever Said

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/15/christine-odonnell-craziest-quotes_n_718328.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/10625/slide_10625_140465_large.jpg?1284609676611

She's open wide for the big cock and has her thumbs ready to stick up his ass when he cums.

[chefcraig]

Let me see if I follow this...Christine O'Donnell does the horizontal bop while laying spread eagle on a satanic altar, but the rest of us are not supposed to masturbate? (There is a line buried there someplace about saving yourself for seventy two virgins, but I'm too damned confused at this point to go digging for it.)

[hambon4lif]

What was your first satanic date like ??I remember mine. It was pretty bizarre.

In the middle of the night, this chick took me on a 5 mile hike into the woods. There was a group of people in robes circled around this big roaring fire. I don't know if it was a goat, but I do remember seeing a dismembered animal laying in pieces next to the fire. They chanted words no one could understand and sang songs that made no fucking sense, and at the end of it they pass out small cups of blood to everyone.

I grabbed the chick and snuck off behind some trees. She laid down on the ground and pulled off her panties. Her pussy looked like it had been through some hardcore use because it didn't even look like a pussy, it looked like a wet pile of shredded pastrami, and the smell was even worse! It smelled like she was ready for an autopsy!....There was no way I was going in there!

Ultimately, I flipped her over and used the blood to lube her asshole. I didn't really want to stick it in her ass, but it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face. Plus I figured if I took a 5 mile trek through the goddamned woods to see some jerkoffs have a ceremony to worship a big fucking loser, I was going to get something out of it!

....I learned my lesson: Never go to church to pick up chicks!
Those broads are too fucking crazy!!!

[Jagermeister]

I remember mine. It was pretty bizarre.

In the middle of the night, this chick took me on a 5 mile hike into the woods. There was a group of people in robes circled around this big roaring fire. I don't know if it was a goat, but I do remember seeing a dismembered animal laying in pieces next to the fire. They chanted words no one could understand and sang songs that made no fucking sense, and at the end of it they pass out small cups of blood to everyone.

I grabbed the chick and snuck off behind some trees. She laid down on the ground and pulled off her panties. Her pussy looked like it had been through some hardcore use because it didn't even look like a pussy, it looked like a wet pile of shredded pastrami, and the smell was even worse! It smelled like she was ready for an autopsy!....There was no way I was going in there!

Ultimately, I flipped her over and used the blood to lube her asshole. I didn't really want to stick it in her ass, but it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face. Plus I figured if I took a 5 mile trek through the goddamned woods to see some jerkoffs have a ceremony to worship a big fucking loser, I was going to get something out of it!

....I learned my lesson: Never go to church to pick up chicks!
Those broads are too fucking crazy!!!

:umm:

That's kinda gross. Even from you.

[BigBadBrian]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/09/20/2010-09-20_dabbling_in_occult_latest_surprise_from_gop_hop eful_kooky_senate_candidate_is_on.html

Apparently, one of her "first dates" was on a satanic altar. Incidentally, the girl laying on a satanic altar is usually fucked by the satanic-mass attendants IIRC....

Jealous she's been laid and you haven't, huh?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

HAHAHA. About the witchcraft quote she had, I saw a poster on the Yahoo! boards post this.

"Its only a BFD to the nuts who think witchcraft is more than bored teens playing Goth"


Seems about right. Hell, everyone of us here have "dabbled" in the occult just simply based on the music & albums we have listened to. If you've ever heard a Slayer song, my friend, you have just dabbled in the occult.

The best thing about this witchcraft stuff ?? Hearing Sinatra sing the song, what a voice....

[Nickdfresh]

Jealous she's been laid and you haven't, huh?

Well, I'm not jealous if she got gang-banged by other dudes. But whatever you're into, Brianne...

[Seshmeister]

The way things are going in a few years...

http://www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/PresidentHilton.jpg

[ELVIS]

We're there now...

[FORD]

The way things are going in a few years...

http://www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/PresidentHilton.jpg

We already had that. Paris Hilton is basically the same as Chimpy. Stupid rich coke heads who would be flipping burgers at Mickey D's if they weren't living off their grandfather's fortune.

Two living advertisements for the estate tax.

[Seshmeister]

Another old clip...

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[Nitro Express]

The way things are going in a few years...

http://www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/PresidentHilton.jpg

She might be an improvement over the last four presidents we have had.

[Nitro Express]

We already had that. Paris Hilton is basically the same as Chimpy. Stupid rich coke heads who would be flipping burgers at Mickey D's if they weren't living off their grandfather's fortune.

Two living advertisements for the estate tax.

The chimp was extremely skilled at dodging shoes.

[bueno bob]

Was I the only person who actually stood up and cheered when she got speared in the head towards the end of House of Wax?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Funny spoof...

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[Little Texan]

SNL spoofs "I'm not a witch" ad...

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