Another list.... 10 Songs most likely to make a man cry

[Mr Walker]

Holy fuck... they must have surveyed a bunch of fags!


These are the songs most likely to make a dude cry
by Sean O'Neal September 29, 2010

According to a survey conducted by PRS For Music, R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” is the song most likely to make a man cry, even though “Sweetness Follows” is the way sadder track on that album. The close runner-ups were Eric Clapton’s “Tears In Heaven” and Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah,” while the song most likely to make a woman cry was Lou Bega’s heartless ode to cheap polyamory “Mambo No. 5”—or it probably would have been, had they bothered asking the ladies. Here’s the full Top 10:

1. R.E.M,"Everybody Hurts"
2. Eric Clapton, "Tears In Heaven"
3. Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah"
4. Sinead O’Connor, "Nothing Compares 2 U"
5. U2, "With Or Without You"
6. The Verve, "The Drugs Don’t Work"
7. Elton John, "Candle In The Wind"
8. Bruce Springsteen, "Streets Of Philadelphia"
9. Todd Duncan, "Unchained Melody"
10. Robbie Williams, "Angels"

[Jagermeister]

How come Pound Cake isn't on that list?

[ThrillsNSpills]

R.E.M.'s Everybody hurts tops the list of songs you would get off the toilet in mid diarreah stream to change if it came on the radio.

Magic Power and anything by Triumph gets goofed on by El Debarge for being too gay.

Wait, triumph had one song that.........hmmm.......nope that was bad too.

Hey I tried.

[binnie]

Oh dear.

I can see a case for 'Everybody Hurts' and 'Nothin' Compares 2 U', but the others?

'Angels'? For fucks sake....

[Jagermeister]

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

how many songs were on vhIII ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

pink floyd "wish you were here"

blues travelers "letter from a friend"

[jhale667]

The only one on that list I agree with is R.E.M. - because they suck so bad it makes you wanna cry...

[Coyote]

I can only wonder who comes up with these lists...

And why in hell there are no soul tunes (á la "These Arms Of Mine") on that list?

[sadaist]

I welled up at least 3 times I remember when I saw Van Halen in 2007.



You Really Got Me - when the lights popped and there was Dave & Eddie on the same stage

Dance The Night Away - the middle part where Dave had all San Diego sing it for him.

Little Dreamer - the beginning at least. Little Dreamer! WTF! I couldn't believe they were actually playing it live in front of my naked steaming eyes.



As for a top 10 list that makes me cry when I hear them? I don't think I have listened to a song that made me sad enough to cry. Sad? Sure. But not to tears. Any tears I have shed to a song were out of pure joy.

[chefcraig]

Any list consisting of supposed "make you cry" tunes that does not include The Marmalade's "Reflections Of My Life", Left Banke's "Walk Away Renee" and Danny O'Keefe's "Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues" is incomplete and therefore totally bogus.

[Seshmeister]

Oh dear.

I can see a case for 'Everybody Hurts' and 'Nothin' Compares 2 U', but the others?

'Angels'? For fucks sake....


I think they play it at a lot of underclass funerals in England...

[sadaist]

A couple songs that come close depending on my mood & why I am listening to them (and how much alcohol I've had).


Beatles - Yesterday

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World


Only song from the official list I guess might be Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven. But when I hear it, I usually just think of Erics son, rather than applying the lyrics to anything happening in my life.

[lesfunk]

I cried the first time I finally saw Sabbath with Ozzy play War Pigs

[Mr Badguy]

Fuck up.

What a gay list.

And why are we talking about it?

[Mushroom]

the last time I cried was 1986: Why Can't This Be Love

[hambon4lif]

Top 10 Actresses From The 60's I Wish I Could've Fucked

10. Jayne Mansfield
9. Ava Gardner
8. Jean Harlow
7. Lana Turner
6. Rita Hayworth
5. Mamie Van Doren
4. Your Mother
3. Marilyn Monroe
2. Mae West
1. Jane Russell

[Jagermeister]

the last time I cried was 1986: Why Can't This Be Love

The only reason anyone should ball to any of those songs is because Spammy sings them.

[lesfunk]

top 10 actresses from the 60's i wish i could've fucked

10. Jayne mansfield
9. Ava gardner
8. Jean harlow
7. Lana turner
6. Rita hayworth
5. Mamie van doren
4. Your mother
3. Marilyn monroe
2. Mae west
1. Jane russell

Fucking Raquel Welch nigga!

[chefcraig]

Top 10 Actresses From The 60's I Wish I Could've Fucked

10. Jayne Mansfield
9. Ava Gardner
8. Jean Harlow
7. Lana Turner
6. Rita Hayworth
5. Mamie Van Doren
4. Your Mother
3. Marilyn Monroe
2. Mae West
1. Jane Russell

By and large, these women were popular in the 1950s. Any list of 1960s actresses would need to include Ann Margret, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Natalie Wood and that chick from the first Planet Of The Apes movie.

[sadaist]

Fuck up.

What a gay list.

And why are we talking about it?



So that you would post in the thread asking why and we would get to see those big titties floppin around in your sig some more.

:hee:

[sonrisa salvaje]

There was a song that used to make me tear up when i was a kid. It was about a horse called "Wildfire." I think the horse died in the song.

[chefcraig]

There was a song that used to make me tear up when i was a kid. It was about a horse called "Wildfire." I think the horse died in the song.

Yeah, about the same time some guy named Henry Gross had a hit about a dog named "Shannon" that apparently drowned.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Yep. I remember that song too. There were some really f ' d up songs there in the early to mid 70's. I always hated this song about a pair of rollerskates and a brand new key. Geeeeez. Another one i hated was this "Oh What a Lonely Boy" song.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Fuck up.

What a gay list.

And why are we talking about it?


Nail on the head right there BG.

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The guy from Wham heard this song and went out and bought a dress.

[78/84 guy]

Any newer country song !! And hip hop, and rap !! And most of the new top 40 heavy metal tune's that get played to death that you never hear them again !!

[ThrillsNSpills]

shannon, wildfire, and that tearjerker Seasons in the Sun. Music to slit your wrists by.

It's a shame Monty Python didn't cover seasons in the sun, there would be an arrow shot in the middle of the last verse and a plop sound.

[Terry]

Holy fuck... they must have surveyed a bunch of fags!


These are the songs most likely to make a dude cry
by Sean O'Neal September 29, 2010

According to a survey conducted by PRS For Music, R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” is the song most likely to make a man cry, even though “Sweetness Follows” is the way sadder track on that album. The close runner-ups were Eric Clapton’s “Tears In Heaven” and Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah,” while the song most likely to make a woman cry was Lou Bega’s heartless ode to cheap polyamory “Mambo No. 5”—or it probably would have been, had they bothered asking the ladies. Here’s the full Top 10:

1. R.E.M,"Everybody Hurts"
2. Eric Clapton, "Tears In Heaven"
3. Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah"
4. Sinead O’Connor, "Nothing Compares 2 U"
5. U2, "With Or Without You"
6. The Verve, "The Drugs Don’t Work"
7. Elton John, "Candle In The Wind"
8. Bruce Springsteen, "Streets Of Philadelphia"
9. Todd Duncan, "Unchained Melody"
10. Robbie Williams, "Angels"

Are you kidding me with this limp-wristed sissy boy nonsense?

Fags.

[Seshmeister]

Top 10 Actresses From The 60's I Wish I Could've Fucked

10. Jayne Mansfield
9. Ava Gardner
8. Jean Harlow
7. Lana Turner
6. Rita Hayworth
5. Mamie Van Doren
4. Your Mother
3. Marilyn Monroe
2. Mae West
1. Jane Russell

To be a bit of a pedant Mae West was 67 at the start of the 60s, most of the rest of them were well into their 40s and Jean Harlow had been dead for over 20 years.

[ThrillsNSpills]

To be a bit of a pedant Mae West was 67 at the start of the 60s, most of the rest of them were well into their 40s and Jean Harlow had been dead for over 20 years.

The positive side of necrophilia is there's no chance of rejection.

[Jesus Christ]

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World



I got the cure for that one, My son......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IoO5nkxT_4

Actually this one did make Me cry a little the first time I saw it, because it was right after Joey died. :(

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I don't know about breaking down into tears, but Tears in Heaven is really hard to listen to when you think about Eric and his boy...

[Mr Walker]

I cried the first time I finally saw Sabbath with Ozzy play War Pigs

I had a similar moment with the same situation, but I didn't cry... I just couldn't breathe.

[SparkieD]

Hell, I'm a girl and none of that shit makes me cry.

They forgot Cherry Pie :umm:

[Anonymous]

Hell, I'm a girl and none of that shit makes me cry.

They forgot Cherry Pie :umm:

Tastes so good makes a grown man cry, oh yeah.

All I could do while reading that list was LAFF! For the love of fuck, you really have to be way over-sensitive to cry over shit like that. Anyway, the fact that list is topped by R.E.M. should've tipped one off that it's a freakishly GAY list.

The ONLY R.E.M. song that isn't gay is "That's me in the Corner".

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Whitesnake: Crying In The Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ3r6T1eaCA

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeolH-kzx4c


96 TEARS

[Jagermeister]

:biggrin:


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[indeedido]

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[Satan]

If you want to see an old Devil cry, just put on Glenn Danzig's Black Aria.

Yeah, it's all instrumental, but it's about my fall from Heaven, and that bums me out even to this day. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYj8Ym3pnIU

[PETE'S BROTHER]

please, nobody post this song...

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:barf::tongue0011:

[lesfunk]

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[Dan]

please, nobody post this song...

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:barf::tongue0011:

How Dare You.:D

[Seshmeister]

I'm ashamed to be registered at a website which has a thread like this.

No song has ever made me cry because I'm not a homo. :)

This is the DLRArmy not the fucking Metrosexual Militia for fuck sake. Close this thread now before the Queen of Camp Max appears and makes everyone ill...

[Mr Badguy]

We might have to if anybody posts anymore fuckin' YouTubes of Boy George or The Cure.

For fucks sake.

[Mr Badguy]

Look at these tits again.

[Terry]

Look at these tits again.

I will admit that if I were able to suck on those titties I'd get slightly misty-eyed.

Certainly not over any of those songs concerned in the starter post of the thread,

[Diamondjimi]

We might have to if anybody posts anymore fuckin' YouTubes of Boy George or The Cure.

For fucks sake.

Don't close the thread. Give the dumbass who posted them a 7 day "time out". ;)

[chefcraig]

Don't close the thread. Give the dumbass who posted them a 7 day "time out". ;)

Nah, just don't pay any attention to the thread. For example, CMT is currently running yet another marathon of The Dukes Of Hazzard, and I've been appreciating just how hot Catherine Bach really was.


http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5220/catherinebach2380978987.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/i/catherinebach2380978987.jpg/)

[Seshmeister]

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z-tqVTd9fPI/SixayqXWYVI/AAAAAAAABcU/auS7Xx97fMA/s400/game_over.jpg

[GAR]

How come Pound Cake isn't on that list?

oh you are good sir..

[GAR]

I got the cure for that one, My son......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IoO5nkxT_4

Actually this one did make Me cry a little the first time I saw it, because it was right after Joey died. :(

I cried a little tear at how purely gay and awful that shit was.

The Ramones had two songs worthwhile out of the last 30 years and this wasn't one of 'em.

[Diamondjimi]

That's because you're an old bitch with a combover...

[Diamondjimi]

Nah, just don't pay any attention to the thread. For example, CMT is currently running yet another marathon of The Dukes Of Hazzard, and I've been appreciating just how hot Catherine Bach really was.


http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5220/catherinebach2380978987.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/i/catherinebach2380978987.jpg/)

Good call!

Shwing!!!

http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/926/614/91/o_6S87d1rgdMMrUCF.jpg

[Satan]

Beat on the GAyR
Beat on the GAyR
Beat on the GAyR
With a baseball bat.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EhPunI6xg