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FORD
10-08-2010, 02:52 PM
Discover Your True Political Identity: Find out where you shine on the political spectrum with this short political quiz (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm).

Are you a New Left Hipster? A Social Justice Crusader? The Liberal Identity Quiz will gauge everything from your taste in bumper stickers, books, and music to what you would do if you could travel through time or convene your own death panel.

Share your results, and find out where your friends stand. Is your girlfriend a bigger PETA-loving tree-hugger than you knew? Does your husband base his entire worldview on The Daily Show? This handy political quiz will help you find out.



FORD's results.....

<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/3/liberal-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Liberal Identity</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;padding-top: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"><p>You are a <em> <strong>Social Justice Crusader</strong></em>, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.</p></div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>


And just so you right wingers don't feel left out, there's a quiz for you guys (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm) too.

Jagermeister
10-08-2010, 02:59 PM
Acurate enough. I shouldn't have picked Ted Nugent on the Mt. Rushmore ? but I couldn't help myself. :biggrin:


<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/G/3/conservative-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Conservative Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"> <p>You are an <em> <strong>Anti-government Gunslinger</strong></em>, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, &quot;The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’&quot;</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

Jagermeister
10-08-2010, 03:01 PM
That is kinda mis-leading though. Libertarian/conservative/tea-partier are all really different.

Anonymous
10-08-2010, 11:00 PM
Does that test have the question "You are offered a monthly 'wage' of $35,000 to be more 'lenient' in your views towards social problems in America. Do you accept?"

Cheers! :bottle:

ELVIS
10-09-2010, 12:00 AM
What is Jesus based thought ??

FORD
10-09-2010, 12:06 AM
Jesus is a Liberal, so His actual thoughts would also be Liberal. But the common fundagelical misinterpretation of His teachings is sadly far from it. :(

ELVIS
10-09-2010, 01:01 AM
Is that supposed to be funny ??

FORD
10-09-2010, 01:06 AM
Would I have used the little frowny face if I thought it was funny? :(

ELVIS
10-09-2010, 01:09 AM
Jesus didn't just hand out fish...

FORD
10-09-2010, 01:23 AM
No, there was bread with it. And then He turned some water into wine to wash it down with. That's a better lunch than you would get at any church service or televangelist gig where they claim to be preaching in His name today.

Jesus also had a great health care plan. If you were sick or injured, you got healed. No bills, no co-pays, no worries about "pre-existing conditions".

Unchainme
10-09-2010, 01:56 AM
Since I'm a Democrat/Republican/Independent/Libetarian, did the both of them

<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/3/liberal-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Liberal Identity</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;padding-top: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"><p>You are a <em> <strong>New Left Hipster</strong></em>, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a <em>Daily Show </em>fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/G/3/conservative-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Conservative Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"> <p>You are a <em> <strong>Free Marketeer</strong></em>, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

Little Texan
10-09-2010, 04:32 AM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/3/liberal-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Liberal Identity</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;padding-top: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"> <p>You are a <em> <strong>Working Class Warrior</strong></em>, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

BigBadBrian
10-09-2010, 06:32 AM
Jesus is a Liberal(

Jesus is appalled at the mere mention of the world LIBERAL, not to mention what they believe in.

Jesus is apolitical.

BigBadBrian
10-09-2010, 06:38 AM
That's a better lunch than you would get at any church service ...

http://www.obamarofl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/10363912.jpg

ELVIS
10-09-2010, 10:15 AM
That's messed up...

Dr. Love
10-09-2010, 10:39 AM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/3/liberal-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Liberal Identity</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;padding-top: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"> <p>You are a <em> <strong>Working Class Warrior</strong></em>, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/G/3/conservative-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Conservative Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"><p> You are a <em> <strong>Flag-Waving Everyman</strong></em>, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football <i>and</i> NASCAR.</p></div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>

More than a few I had no answer for and picked "for the lulz".

Nickdfresh
10-09-2010, 04:43 PM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"> <div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(12,12,132);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"> <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/3/liberal-results-pic.jpg" alt="Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div> <h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px; margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Liberal Identity</h1></div> <div style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;padding-top: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;"> <p>You are a <em> <strong>Working Class Warrior</strong></em>, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.</p> </div> <div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"> <p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif; padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <br /><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-liberal-quiz.htm" style="color:blue;">About.com Political Humor</a></p></div></div>