Worst ever lines in a rock song

[Seshmeister]

"Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean" - Dio, Holy Diver

[Mr Badguy]

"You're bending, I'm mending" from "Troubleshooter" by Judas Priest.

Just one example, you could do a whole thread of Rob Halford's subliminal gay messages.

[Mr Badguy]

The whole lyric of "Read my body" by Ki$$.

[chefcraig]

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" - Unnamed, bland tripe from a semi obscure 1980s pop/ballad band.

[Jagermeister]

Put your hand in my pocket grab onto my rocket.

[FORD]

Some say money is bad for the soul
Bad for the rock, bad for the roll
Bad for the heart, bad for the brain
Bad for damn near everything, oh yeah!

Oh. Hey, it must be good for somethin'
Come on, pay the rent
(Yes)

Telephone, telefax, telefuckin' teletrash
Tell a cop, tell a friend, think we hit the stoney end
Nothin' left, nothin' right, now they want a bigger bite
Everybody wants some, everybody wants big money. Oh yeah!
They want big fat money
That's what I want, big fat money

Too much temptation, 'nuff to kill a generation
Space station, starvation, premature ejaculation
This ain't groovy, this ain't funky
It's on my back but it ain't my monkey, no! Oh yeah
Gimme some o' that big, big money
That's what I want, big fat money. Yo!
Big, big money!

(Guitar Solo)

Ow! Smoke this, eat that, my old lady's gettin' fat
High rise, high rent, before it's earned it's all been spent
Where's it gonna come from? Who's it gonna go to?
I ain't beatin', but I'm bein' eaten by money. Oh yeah
Big big money. Woo!
Now gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Some o' that big money. Oh yeah
That's what I want

Well all right (Big Money) Oh, big big money (Big Money)
Now gimme, gimme, gimme (Big money) some o' that big money (Money). Woo!
That's what I want
It's all I need
Gimme big fat money
Yeah, I gotta wallet full
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Grab me some a-that big fat money

Written by some obscure liquor salesman, I think....

[lesfunk]

i can't drive 55

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Well... Im Going crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
(ewww ohhh ya)
It's gonna heal ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front ...Leave the back door open
Hot tub loosen up ...baby been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip slide slippin ... all got me tripping

Well... Im Going crazy
Keeping it up... pumping it up, pumping it up
Aint gonna kill ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe
Hold me up, wake me up... Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up.

[GUITAR SOLO]

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'


Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Gotta get up, Gotta get up
black coffee first thing in the morningGotta get up

[Jagermeister]

i can't drive 55

One could say any line post 1984 from Van Halen.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

One could say any line post 1984 from Van Halen.....

I know what you're thinkin'
what you're thinkin' is easy to see.
I know what you're dreamin'
I have those same dreams.
Whoa.. Reachin' to the feet of God.
Lookin' for a sign.
It was right here all the time, time, time, time...
I am you and you are me.
Do You believe? Don't you trust me? Me Wise Magic Ow! Baby it's all right. If you could see Through my eyes, Me Wise Magic
I feel you breathin' Don't you trust me...(trust me)
I feel you agreein' I know what you need (whoa)
Don't you lie Just you listen thru me
My words at best to you A fortune coo coo cookie
(Who are you and where are we?)
Do You believe? Don't you trust me? Me Wise Magic Yeah yeah! Woahohoh!
If you could see See through my eyes, Me Wise Magic

A little zen headed your way
You'll get it halfway down the interstate
Four days from now It all blows clear
A Buddhist riff for your inner ear



certainly not the WORST

[Kristy]

"I want to make a million dollars/I want to live out by the sea/Have a husband and some children/Yeah, I guess want a family"

- Tina Turner 'Private Dancer'

[GAR]

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Slipknot Everything Ends Lyrics:
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

Shallow skin, I can paint with pain
I mark the trails on my arms with your disdain
Everyday it's the same - I LOVE, YOU HATE
But I guess I don't care any more...
Fix my problems with the blade
While my eyes turn from blue to gray
God, the worst thing happened to me today
But I guess I don't care anymore...

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/K1Jo ]
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

My flaws are the only thing left that's pure
Can't really live, can't really endure
Everything I see reminds me of her
God I wish I didn't care anymore
The more I touch, the less I feel
I'm lying to myself that it's not real
Why is everybody making such a big fucking deal?
I'm never gonna care anymore

What the hell am I doing?
Is there anyone left in my life?
What the fuck was I thinking?
Anybody want to tell me I'm fine?
Where the hell am I going?
Do I even need a reason to hide?
I am only betrayed
I am only conditioned to die

[ace diamond]

"keep it warm" from the born again album by deep sabbath.........not one of ian gillan's finer lyrical moments.

[ace diamond]

in a word to the wisdom tooth
to tell or not the truth
so open up and say "amen"
rinse the cup and then spit again
chew your words lest you choke
better watch your mouth or wash it out with soap
inhale before you begin
your iron lung is a bag of wind.........

worst fucking lyrics i've ever fucking heard in my life..........

Fire In The Hole by Van Ga y.....

[ThrillsNSpills]

source of infection has them all beat if you're going for a Van Hagar theme. especially after Alex and Ed are working their asses off playing.

zip
woot
yowsa
how bout cha come on
floop
boom
zowie
etc.

I always thought that song was about venereal disease.