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Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 08:05 AM
"Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean" - Dio, Holy Diver

Mr Badguy
11-12-2010, 08:07 AM
"You're bending, I'm mending" from "Troubleshooter" by Judas Priest.

Just one example, you could do a whole thread of Rob Halford's subliminal gay messages.

Mr Badguy
11-12-2010, 08:09 AM
The whole lyric of "Read my body" by Ki$$.

chefcraig
11-12-2010, 08:14 AM
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" - Unnamed, bland tripe from a semi obscure 1980s pop/ballad band.

Jagermeister
11-12-2010, 11:29 AM
Put your hand in my pocket grab onto my rocket. :biggrin:

FORD
11-12-2010, 12:06 PM
Some say money is bad for the soul
Bad for the rock, bad for the roll
Bad for the heart, bad for the brain
Bad for damn near everything, oh yeah!

Oh. Hey, it must be good for somethin'
Come on, pay the rent
(Yes)

Telephone, telefax, telefuckin' teletrash
Tell a cop, tell a friend, think we hit the stoney end
Nothin' left, nothin' right, now they want a bigger bite
Everybody wants some, everybody wants big money. Oh yeah!
They want big fat money
That's what I want, big fat money

Too much temptation, 'nuff to kill a generation
Space station, starvation, premature ejaculation
This ain't groovy, this ain't funky
It's on my back but it ain't my monkey, no! Oh yeah
Gimme some o' that big, big money
That's what I want, big fat money. Yo!
Big, big money!

(Guitar Solo)

Ow! Smoke this, eat that, my old lady's gettin' fat
High rise, high rent, before it's earned it's all been spent
Where's it gonna come from? Who's it gonna go to?
I ain't beatin', but I'm bein' eaten by money. Oh yeah
Big big money. Woo!
Now gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Some o' that big money. Oh yeah
That's what I want

Well all right (Big Money) Oh, big big money (Big Money)
Now gimme, gimme, gimme (Big money) some o' that big money (Money). Woo!
That's what I want
It's all I need
Gimme big fat money
Yeah, I gotta wallet full
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Grab me some a-that big fat money

Written by some obscure liquor salesman, I think....

lesfunk
11-12-2010, 12:54 PM
i can't drive 55

Va Beach VH Fan
11-12-2010, 01:44 PM
Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Well... Im Going crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
(ewww ohhh ya)
It's gonna heal ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front ...Leave the back door open
Hot tub loosen up ...baby been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip slide slippin ... all got me tripping

Well... Im Going crazy
Keeping it up... pumping it up, pumping it up
Aint gonna kill ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe
Hold me up, wake me up... Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up.

[GUITAR SOLO]

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'


Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Gotta get up, Gotta get up
black coffee first thing in the morningGotta get up

Jagermeister
11-12-2010, 01:47 PM
i can't drive 55

One could say any line post 1984 from Van Halen.....

PETE'S BROTHER
11-12-2010, 01:58 PM
One could say any line post 1984 from Van Halen.....


I know what you're thinkin'
what you're thinkin' is easy to see.
I know what you're dreamin'
I have those same dreams.
Whoa.. Reachin' to the feet of God.
Lookin' for a sign.
It was right here all the time, time, time, time...
I am you and you are me.
Do You believe? Don't you trust me? Me Wise Magic Ow! Baby it's all right. If you could see Through my eyes, Me Wise Magic
I feel you breathin' Don't you trust me...(trust me)
I feel you agreein' I know what you need (whoa)
Don't you lie Just you listen thru me
My words at best to you A fortune coo coo cookie
(Who are you and where are we?)
Do You believe? Don't you trust me? Me Wise Magic Yeah yeah! Woahohoh!
If you could see See through my eyes, Me Wise Magic

A little zen headed your way
You'll get it halfway down the interstate
Four days from now It all blows clear
A Buddhist riff for your inner ear



certainly not the WORST:baaa:

Kristy
11-12-2010, 03:05 PM
"I want to make a million dollars/I want to live out by the sea/Have a husband and some children/Yeah, I guess want a family"

- Tina Turner 'Private Dancer'

GAR
11-12-2010, 03:34 PM
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Slipknot Everything Ends Lyrics:
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

Shallow skin, I can paint with pain
I mark the trails on my arms with your disdain
Everyday it's the same - I LOVE, YOU HATE
But I guess I don't care any more...
Fix my problems with the blade
While my eyes turn from blue to gray
God, the worst thing happened to me today
But I guess I don't care anymore...

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/K1Jo ]
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

My flaws are the only thing left that's pure
Can't really live, can't really endure
Everything I see reminds me of her
God I wish I didn't care anymore
The more I touch, the less I feel
I'm lying to myself that it's not real
Why is everybody making such a big fucking deal?
I'm never gonna care anymore

What the hell am I doing?
Is there anyone left in my life?
What the fuck was I thinking?
Anybody want to tell me I'm fine?
Where the hell am I going?
Do I even need a reason to hide?
I am only betrayed
I am only conditioned to die

ace diamond
11-12-2010, 03:56 PM
"keep it warm" from the born again album by deep sabbath.........not one of ian gillan's finer lyrical moments.

ace diamond
11-12-2010, 04:03 PM
in a word to the wisdom tooth
to tell or not the truth
so open up and say "amen"
rinse the cup and then spit again
chew your words lest you choke
better watch your mouth or wash it out with soap
inhale before you begin
your iron lung is a bag of wind.........

worst fucking lyrics i've ever fucking heard in my life..........

Fire In The Hole by Van Ga y.....

ThrillsNSpills
11-12-2010, 04:06 PM
source of infection has them all beat if you're going for a Van Hagar theme. especially after Alex and Ed are working their asses off playing.

zip
woot
yowsa
how bout cha come on
floop
boom
zowie
etc.

I always thought that song was about venereal disease.

hambon4lif
11-12-2010, 04:12 PM
Hang all Van Hagar lyrics on the wall, blindfold yourself, and throw a fuckin' dart......

ace diamond
11-12-2010, 04:16 PM
Hang all Van Hagar lyrics on the wall, blindfold yourself, and throw a fuckin' dart......
throw in all the van ga y lyrics and i'm game!

SilvioDante
11-12-2010, 04:21 PM
"Is there gas in the car? Yes, there is gas in the car..." - Kid Charlemagne, Steely Dan

Kristy
11-12-2010, 04:33 PM
"One day in a nuclear age they may understand our rage"

-Sting

Nitro Express
11-12-2010, 04:38 PM
Any of Sammy Hagar's lyrics.

BITEYOASS
11-12-2010, 04:46 PM
Nothing can compare to the horror that is the only song ever sung by Edward. I don't even want to say the song's name or even the name of the album either. IT'S THAT BAD!!! :barf:

lesfunk
11-12-2010, 04:55 PM
‘Hot n Heavy’ by Pantera

‘Take a look at
my ice cream cone baby
go ahead take a lick
can’t wait
to take you home
beat you with my stick’

Jagermeister
11-12-2010, 05:15 PM
"Ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean" - Dio, Holy Diver

lol. That is kinda funny.

stringfelowhawk
11-12-2010, 05:26 PM
"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

or

[Repeat x2]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Truly horrendous. Dumbest fucking songs ever second only to anything Hagar related.

Nitro Express
11-12-2010, 05:40 PM
Thank's. Now I have that fucking song in my head now.

ThrillsNSpills
11-12-2010, 06:51 PM
Thank's. Now I have that fucking song in my head now.

I thought of a couple of these today that were so nauseating that I couldn't bring myself to post it for that reason.
It's like waving a skunk under someone's nose intentionally.











well, that said, here's this:
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first couple of lines

mamma mia was the next one. ouch

Janamah
11-12-2010, 07:14 PM
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f**ked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time --Rolling Stones

Mr. Vengeance
11-12-2010, 07:52 PM
"The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I’ve got to leave
It’s time for a show"

Scorpions songs could fill this entire thread.

GAR
11-12-2010, 08:03 PM
"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

.. and they call this Will I Am guy a genius?

FORD
11-12-2010, 08:10 PM
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f**ked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time --Rolling Stones

Not Mick's finest lyrical moment, to be sure. But the song was designed to be a throw away piece of crap. Their intention was to release it as a single and end their recording contract with Allen Klein's ABKCO records.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxu_XYJkcs4

Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 09:30 PM
‘Hot n Heavy’ by Pantera

‘Take a look at
my ice cream cone baby
go ahead take a lick
can’t wait
to take you home
beat you with my stick’

This thread is for one line people jeez.

Although I have to say this one is genius... :)

Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 09:34 PM
lol. That is kinda funny.

It's made by the next line.

'oh, don't you see what I mean'

No Ronnie we don't and I guess now we never will... :D

Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 09:41 PM
Although if we are extending it beyond a line it's hard to beat the staggering stupidity and tackiness of LA Guns song about 9-11...

So began the massacre at twenty thousand feet
Red devils leap in charge, pulled captain from his seat
They watched them cut and slash, and anyone left standing
We knew deep in our hearts, this plane would not be landing

Never once were they ever in control
Lives were lost, but they never took our soul
We still hear your battle cry
Are you ready, okay, let's roll
Are you ready, okay, let's roll

FORD
11-12-2010, 09:48 PM
Holy fuck! I didn't think anyone could top McCartney for the title of "lamest 9/11 cash in song", but they just did.

Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 09:51 PM
They watched them cut and slash, and anyone left standing
We knew deep in our hearts, this plane would not be landing

It's just a staggering line...

You could write 2000 words on the problems with it.

Seshmeister
11-12-2010, 09:56 PM
I have to add that both the Dio and LA Guns lines were written by people on the wrong side of 30 if not 40.

ace diamond
11-12-2010, 10:47 PM
Nothing can compare to the horror that is the only song ever sung by Edward. I don't even want to say the song's name or even the name of the album either. IT'S THAT BAD!!! :barf:
oh, you mean this turd?
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Nitro Express
11-12-2010, 11:32 PM
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This will make you vomit and shit blood at the same time.

ace diamond
11-12-2010, 11:46 PM
There was plenty to cringe about back in the 1960's and 1970's.

FORD
11-12-2010, 11:48 PM
The Lawrence Welk clips are really off topic for this thread, but if we have to go there, this would be the funniest moment in that horrible show's history.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

"modern spiritual" indeed :biggrin:

ace diamond
11-13-2010, 12:02 AM
dude, that's fucked up!
:stoned-smiley:

ashstralia
11-13-2010, 06:38 AM
'she was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean'

i blaspheme.

GAR
11-13-2010, 06:38 AM
hey those were some of their better lines!

Mr Badguy
11-13-2010, 07:42 AM
I never understood why AC/DC stopped using the original lyrics for "The Jack".

The new ones were shit.

ELVIS
11-13-2010, 09:06 AM
So dig on my refrigeration
Shiverin' a-shakin'
Yeah, the whole routine
You get a fast crash course
in air conditioning

ELVIS
11-13-2010, 09:20 AM
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Seshmeister
11-13-2010, 09:34 AM
On a related note, worst ever backing vocal.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) - Alice Cooper - Poison

Seshmeister
11-13-2010, 09:38 AM
From the same album

Pull my trigger
I get bigger
Then I'm lots of fun
I'm your gun

Seshmeister
11-13-2010, 09:47 AM
Hard to choose a worst line in a song full of howlers but this one probably wins


Elvis Presley, blah blah blah
Cooper, Kiss, The Oz and Motley, Poison, Axl, Jon Bon Jovi
Skid Row is the youth gone wild- Tuff 'The All New Generation'

Elvis Presley blah blah blah???? :)

DavidLeeNatra
11-13-2010, 09:52 AM
oh, you mean this turd?
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this one also makes it Top5 in the following categories:

worst song ever performed by a rockband
worst lead vocals
gayest backing vocals
biggest insult of a band name's legacy
lamest composition
most worthless waiste of space on an album

PETE'S BROTHER
11-13-2010, 10:40 AM
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ThrillsNSpills
11-13-2010, 11:55 AM
[QUOTE=FORD;1499777]Not Mick's finest lyrical moment, to be sure. But the song was designed to be a throw away piece of crap. Their intention was to release it as a single and end their recording contract with Allen Klein's ABKCO records.

Tha makes a lot of sense, Klein and Danniels must be cousins or something.

FORD
11-13-2010, 08:23 PM
Here's one I just listened to (and posted the song in another thread, so I won't duplicate it here)......

Trouble - Quiet Riot (lyrics by Kevin DuBrow)

I got a letter in the mail sayin' I'm gonna go to jail
Someone's got an axe
Lookin' it out for me
Well I was feelin' pretty nice didn't have to think twice
Finders keepers baby, keep it away from me

You got nothin' that I need
Stay away from me
I'll quicken your pace to heaven
You try to give me your lot
Well I hope you rot
Gonna tell the devil about you

You're gettin' me in trouble
You're gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm alright

Well I'm a high speed king I never think about a thing
All I can do is moan

Everybody takes a turn from the trash I have learned
But why the hard way for me, I don't know

I'm gonna get you back
Stab you in the fat
I'll make you wish you never met me
I gonna make you sing the blues
You're gonna lose
Show you what you got yourself into

You're gettin' me in trouble
You're Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm all...

You try to put the weight of the world
On top of my shoulders
You got to know that you're a little girl
Who wants to feel older, feel older (watch out)

Trouble, yeah
Trouble, yeah yeah
I'm in trouble baby (oh yeah)

You're gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble (alright)
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble

Thank God for Randy Rhoads. His playing is the only redeeming quality of this song!

78/84 guy
11-13-2010, 09:06 PM
Unskinny Bop !!! Great riff though.

ELVIS
11-13-2010, 09:14 PM
Great riff ??

How 'bout STOLEN riff ??

ELVIS
11-13-2010, 09:19 PM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

Nitro Express
11-13-2010, 10:29 PM
She appears in a silken gown with silver lights all around. Love comes walking in....
:barf:

ace diamond
11-13-2010, 11:08 PM
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gee, pete, why don't i just include every song on all 4 of my albums?
:give-the-finger::asshole::finger-attitude::upyours::tool:

as for the lyrics to "Alcohol(The World Drinking Tour):
it's all true.
someone once said, "write about what you know"
well, the lyrics to this song are all true.
i went to munich, geremany in 2004, and i have been to visit juice twice and both times were total drunken debauchery!

Coyote
11-15-2010, 10:26 PM
The ones Motley Crue did in the studio.... (What lyrics?)

Anonymous
11-17-2010, 09:18 PM
I dunno if it qualifies as a rock song, but I always thought it was extremely bad taste for Lionel Ritchie to ask a blind girl if she was looking for him.

He didn't need to rub it in even more by saying that he could see it in her eyes, either.

What a fuckin' prick.

Cheers! :bottle:

FORD
11-17-2010, 10:01 PM
Lionel Richie certainly wrote his share of lyrical felonies over the years.

I know it sounds funny, but I just can't stand the pain......

Umm.... no, that doesn't really sound funny at all. It sounds depressing. And what the fuck is so easy about Sunday morning anyway?

Mr Badguy
11-18-2010, 03:47 AM
The ones Motley Crue did in the studio.... (What lyrics?)

I used to wonder about that too.

They used to have the lyric and music writers listed seperately on their albums.

Like as if Sixx thought he was writing really profound stuff.

Of course, it could be they guys that wrote the music wanted to distance themselves from the meaningless baloney of the words.

hambon4lif
11-19-2010, 02:50 PM
That one Anne Murray song that goes..."Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya' honey"

what a bunch of bullshit. If the price is right, her and her chickenlips would blow you in public.

What a lying whore!!

chefcraig
11-19-2010, 02:57 PM
That one Anne Murray song that goes..."Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya' honey"

what a bunch of bullshit. If the price is right, her and her chickenlips would blow you in public.

What a lying whore!!

Actually the song was written by Kenny Loggins. Interpret that as you'd like. :biggrin:

FORD
11-19-2010, 03:02 PM
You mean this song? :biggrin:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ3M7DgBqA0

hambon4lif
11-19-2010, 03:11 PM
You mean this song? :biggrin:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ3M7DgBqA0Yeah, that's the one!

Nobody is going to convince me that a Danny with no money is a Danny that's going to score any pussy.

I'm surprised Hagar didn't write that bullshit!

Golden AWe
11-27-2010, 09:20 PM
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life

PETE'S BROTHER
11-27-2010, 10:22 PM
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life

fuck, that was gonna be my epitaph:(

Mr Walker
11-30-2010, 09:22 AM
"If I could have just one more wish... I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes"

What the fuck... you got one more wish and you blow off sex, millions of dollars and world peace to wipe cobwebs from your eyes?
Holy Shit... it's gotta be the worst line ever.

Blaze
11-30-2010, 02:59 PM
You make me feel like a natural woman.....

FTWhat did you feel like before an unnatural woman? Is it a transvestite? A transsexual?

When I first heard that song, I was like WTF does that mean?!

PETE'S BROTHER
11-30-2010, 03:12 PM
"she's only seventeen" for jager :baaa:

ace diamond
11-30-2010, 03:59 PM
"she's only seventeen" for jager :baaa:

courtesy of loungie........
:lmao:
:gulp:

Jagermeister
11-30-2010, 04:07 PM
Man Kip is going to be mad.

Jagermeister
11-30-2010, 04:13 PM
"If I could have just one more wish... I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes"

What the fuck... you got one more wish and you blow off sex, millions of dollars and world peace to wipe cobwebs from your eyes?
Holy Shit... it's gotta be the worst line ever.

Well I was going to say good to see ya Walker. But you didn't stay around long enough.

Seshmeister
11-30-2010, 04:17 PM
It's approaching his busiest time of year... :)

Seshmeister
11-30-2010, 04:19 PM
someone once said, "write about what you know"


I remember that, it was just before your infamous 8 year writers block... :)

PETE'S BROTHER
11-30-2010, 04:20 PM
Man Kip is going to be mad.

ace will be a "full member" in no time :biggrin:

sadaist
11-30-2010, 04:21 PM
"Up all night, sleep all day...that's right!"



Mark Slaughter is a poofter.

Jagermeister
11-30-2010, 04:31 PM
It's approaching his busiest time of year... :)

Yeah. He fits right in huh?

He is usually very happy around Christmas. Christmas music threads and such.

chefcraig
11-30-2010, 04:39 PM
ace will be a "full member" in no time :biggrin:

Only if someone forgets to lock the doors of the supermarket after it closes.

78/84 guy
11-30-2010, 07:33 PM
Great riff ??

How 'bout STOLEN riff ??

It's not like Zeppelin never ripped anyone off !!! Big deal, it's only rock & roll.

78/84 guy
11-30-2010, 07:37 PM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man I think we have a winner !!! This was from a almost real rock band. Not a 80's rock band. I never did like Styx much. A couple tune's Shaw wrote were good.

blueturk
12-04-2010, 01:57 PM
"Is there gas in the car? Yes, there is gas in the car..." - Kid Charlemagne, Steely Dan...... Come on! That line was taken totally out of context...

blueturk
12-04-2010, 02:07 PM
"Is there gas in the car? Yes, there is gas in the car..." - Kid Charlemagne, Steely Dan

Come on! That line was taken totally out of context...

sonrisa salvaje
12-08-2010, 04:11 PM
Where would we be without a little country music?

Don't Tell My Heart
My Achy Breaky Heart
I Just Don't Think It'd Understand

If You Tell My Heart
My Achy Breaky Heart
It Might Blow Up and Kill This Man.....Whoooooo

chefcraig
12-08-2010, 06:00 PM
If ever there was a song worthy of the Sammy Hagar Nebulousness Award, it would have to be "Macarthur Park", a tune "performed" by actor Richard Harris and later covered by Donna Summer. Here are but a few lines that will surely leave you scratching your head...

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

I can't print much more, as I just ate dinner. :puking-smiley:

Blaze
12-08-2010, 10:56 PM
But... to an outside world
I will not be defined
'Cause I'm neither fish... nor flesh

sonrisa salvaje
12-09-2010, 06:32 PM
If ever there was a song worthy of the Sammy Hagar Nebulousness Award, it would have to be "Macarthur Park", a tune "performed" by actor Richard Harris and later covered by Donna Summer. Here are but a few lines that will surely leave you scratching your head...

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

I can't print much more, as I just ate dinner. :puking-smiley:

Ha. Ha. I remember that, at least the Donna Summer version anyway. Thanks for the memory...i think.

binnie
12-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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Slipknot Everything Ends Lyrics:
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

Shallow skin, I can paint with pain
I mark the trails on my arms with your disdain
Everyday it's the same - I LOVE, YOU HATE
But I guess I don't care any more...
Fix my problems with the blade
While my eyes turn from blue to gray
God, the worst thing happened to me today
But I guess I don't care anymore...

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/K1Jo ]
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of EVERYTHING
You are the end of EVERYTHING

My flaws are the only thing left that's pure
Can't really live, can't really endure
Everything I see reminds me of her
God I wish I didn't care anymore
The more I touch, the less I feel
I'm lying to myself that it's not real
Why is everybody making such a big fucking deal?
I'm never gonna care anymore

What the hell am I doing?
Is there anyone left in my life?
What the fuck was I thinking?
Anybody want to tell me I'm fine?
Where the hell am I going?
Do I even need a reason to hide?
I am only betrayed
I am only conditioned to die

I actually think that's a good lyric - straight for the jugular, so to speak.

Seshmeister
12-11-2010, 02:54 PM
Pussy by Rammstein, charming...


You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Dave's Bitch
12-11-2010, 02:58 PM
Motorhead - Born to raise hell

Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
We know how to do it and we do it real well
Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
Voodoo medicine, cast my spell
Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
Play that guitar just like ringin' a bell
Take it or leave it