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Sensible Shoes
11-14-2010, 12:21 AM
A few months ago, I posted this on my facebook profile as my "quote" - much like we do as "sigs" here.
"Sometimes the one you think is your knight in shining armor is just a retard wearing tin foil".
As of last week, Facebook has banned this phrase, in all probability because of the use of the Un-PC word "retard".
Thus, I post here, to tell you I value the freedom of speech at the Army, even though they will not allow penis pics.
Sincerely,
Shoes.
twonabomber
11-14-2010, 12:39 AM
i tried to post that i was on a binge, and the FB bot didn't like that.
Sensible Shoes
11-14-2010, 12:44 AM
Bot did not like the word "Binge?"
twonabomber
11-14-2010, 12:49 AM
yeah, said that it may be hurtful to some readers or some shit. yet i can call someone a complete fuckin' idiot and that's not hurtful to any readers.
i really was on a binge, too. don't remember what the excuse was THAT time, but it was a good binge.
wait - you can post penis pics on facebook? BONE-us..!
Sensible Shoes
11-14-2010, 01:19 AM
I did not say that.
Can I send you pics of my big fish?
Sensible Shoes
11-14-2010, 01:23 AM
Didn't you eat it? SHould be spoiled by now.
jhale667
11-14-2010, 02:58 AM
So they banned the phrase, but not Shoes' page? Facebook wrist-slap? :umm:
It claims to now have 300 million regular users, people who log in at least once a month.
I don't believe that. How do you have the time to play traffic cop on 300M users, but still have time to sweat people for using language like Retard?
That's why I think something new will come along and preeminate it, just like Myspace and the few others that predated it going back to 1996.
ZahZoo
11-14-2010, 10:39 AM
i really was on a binge, too. don't remember what the excuse was THAT time, but it was a good binge.
Always felt excuses were optional... sometimes it's just time...
Binge well my friend...
http://www.bannforms.com/images/dosequis.png
SunisinuS
11-14-2010, 04:43 PM
But don't you want to know about how hurt I am that my girlfriend broke up with me after my Wife Tagged me with Bozo the clown after I traded my Farmville account for a Mafia Wars hit in Hong Kong? Gees....get with the modern Army!
jhale667
11-14-2010, 04:58 PM
Ugh, I hate those stupid apps, won't go near 'em.
If ONE more person asks me to help "fertilize their crops" in fucking Farmville (that I don't fucking play) I'm going to send them a bag of home-made fertilizer! :mad:
twonabomber
11-14-2010, 05:06 PM
my nephew and niece (10 and 9) send me all kinds of invites to FB crap because they know i'll give them shit about it, and they think it's funny when i give them shit about stuff. i enjoy giving them shit, so i guess it's a win-win.
Nitro Express
11-14-2010, 06:10 PM
Always felt excuses were optional... sometimes it's just time...
Binge well my friend...
http://www.bannforms.com/images/dosequis.png
The most interesting people in the world hang out at the DLR Army. You won't find any at Facebook.
Whiteflag
11-15-2010, 07:44 PM
Facebook is for pussies.
Sit On My Face-Book Is Better.:D
LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
11-16-2010, 01:20 AM
are you hitting on me piwi?
are you hitting on me piwi?
Yeah,I'm Hitting On You.:D
Damn,You Turn Me On So Much With That Moustache Of Yours.:P
I don't see what's so bad about wearing tinfoil.. sure it makes your scalp sweat a little bit more than usual, but hey there's nothing like peace of mind knowing the CIA can't download your brains while you're sleeping then wipe your memory like a blank sheet of paper.
hambon4lif
11-18-2010, 04:03 PM
i tried to post that i was on a binge, and the FB bot didn't like that.I posted that I woke up at the Red Roof one morning with a bad case of 'horse wang', and nobody gave me any hassle.....
They must be zeroing in and picking on all the high profile celebs....
Blaze
11-18-2010, 08:11 PM
A few months ago, I posted this on my facebook profile as my "quote" - much like we do as "sigs" here.
"Sometimes the one you think is your knight in shining armor is just a retard wearing tin foil".
As of last week, Facebook has banned this phrase, in all probability because of the use of the Un-PC word "retard".
Thus, I post here, to tell you I value the freedom of speech at the Army, even though they will not allow penis pics.
Sincerely,
Shoes.
Hey! The Army have a place where you can post the penis!
The only rule is your hands got to give shape to it...
Give us a rendering!
Renderable (NSW) The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates - link (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?59267-Renderable-(NSW)-The-male-organ-of-copulation-in-higher-vertebrates)
But if you prefer giving shape with oral post penis here
Penis - link (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?60296-Penis)
Blaze
11-18-2010, 08:23 PM
http://64.19.142.11/board.alluc.org/img/smilies/default/penis.gif
Diamondjimi
11-19-2010, 12:22 AM
Blaze are you craving sausage again? :biggrin:
PETE'S BROTHER
11-19-2010, 12:25 AM
i guess watchin' friends ain't enough:biggrin:
SunisinuS
11-19-2010, 12:35 PM
Yeah,I'm Hitting On You.:D
Damn,You Turn Me On So Much With That Moustache Of Yours.:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0
SunisinuS
11-20-2010, 07:08 PM
Comedy.
NEPTUNE TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A pastor who said Facebook was a "portal to infidelity" and told married church leaders to delete their accounts or resign once testified that he had a three-way sexual relationship with his wife and a male church assistant.
The Rev. Cedric Miller confirmed the information reported Saturday by the Asbury Park Press of Neptune, which cited testimony he gave in a criminal case in 2003. The relationship had ended by that time.
Miller gained national attention when he issued the Facebook edict this week. He said it came about because much of the marital counseling he has performed over the past year and a half has concerned infidelity stemming from the social-networking website.
The 48-year-old leader of Living Word Christian Fellowship Church in Neptune Township had claimed Facebook ignites old passions, and he ordered about 50 married church officials to delete their accounts with the social networking site or resign from their leadership positions.
Miller had previously asked married congregants to share their login information with their spouses — as he does — and now plans to suggest that they give up Facebook altogether. The minister also said he would leave the site this week.
In court testimony he gave in April 2003, Miller said his wife had an extramarital affair with the church assistant. Miller said he participated in many of the sexual encounters and said the assistant's wife was sometimes present, too.
Miller said the dalliances — which occurred in the Millers' home — sometimes took place during Thursday Bible study meetings and Sundays after church. But the minister said the encounters "came to a crashing halt" when several women in the church accused the assistant of having sex with them.
The testimony was given in connection with a criminal case against the assistant that was eventually dismissed. The names of the church assistant and his wife were not disclosed, and Miller told the newspaper that he was concerned that revisiting the incident would "irreparably" hurt some people.
"It has come to my attention that a very painful part of my past has resurfaced," Miller wrote in an e-mail sent Friday. Noting that his court testimony was mailed to his church leaders and other pastors several years ago, Miller said, "This was resolved at that time and accordingly we will not allow it to detract from our mission at hand to save as many marriages as we can."
Miller said people must look at his Facebook directives in the proper context.
"My life as a minister, husband, father and friend has led me to the conviction that I must do all that I can to help as many people strengthen, preserve and repair the often times fragile cords of marriage," Miller wrote.
A message left by The Associated Press for the church's pastor was not immediately returned Saturday.
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