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Hardrock69
11-30-2010, 11:25 AM
All you people with skin cancer, or who have suffered severe sunburn, or damage to your eyesight....you now have legal recourse.

A woman in Spain has claimed official ownership of the sun, and plans to charge people for it's use.

So if anyone you know has suffered injury or harm due to the sun and it's dangerous radiation, this is the person you can sue for damages.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333776/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html



Spanish woman claims she owns the sun - and now plans to start charging ALL users


Last updated at 4:10 PM on 29th November 2010


It has been up there in the sky in plain view for billions of years but nobody seems to have thought of its earning potential - until now.

A canny Spanish woman from Galicia - a sun-drenched region on the border with Spain and Portugal - has decided that she owns the star, and has the registration papers to prove it.

Angeles Duran, 49, says that the sun officially belongs to her now, having had the celestial body registered in her name at a local notary office.
Angeles Duran

'I know the law': An international agreement states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals

Ms Duran told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

'There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law.

'I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first.'

The document issued by the notary public declares Ms Duran to be the 'owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers'.
Angeles Duran

Hot property: Angeles Duran, 49, with her notary office document that proves she is the legal owner of the sun

Ms Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government - and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger - and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

She said: 'It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's wellbeing, why not do it?'

For those who might be a little too broke to venture out in the sunlight - and risk a large bill at the end of the day - Ms Dueran has not yet figured out a way of enforcing her sun charge.



The comments on that article are hilarious.

One guy asks:


How much money will she have left, after everyone with skin cancer has sued her?


:lmao:

Seshmeister
11-30-2010, 11:31 AM
The comments on Daily Mail stories are always good for a laugh.

Talking of cancer this brilliant site notes everything that the Daily Mail says causes or prevents cancer. :)

http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/

chefcraig
11-30-2010, 11:33 AM
To hell with that, I'm claiming ownership of Earth's air. I already have a shortlist of the people I'm planning to allow to use it, so keep that in mind when we exchange gifts at this year's Christmas party.

PETE'S BROTHER
11-30-2010, 11:36 AM
perri-air? druidia was a good learning planet for your air monopoly.

Nitro Express
11-30-2010, 11:39 AM
People are so stupid. I should start a tittle company that sells deeds to plots of land on Mars, so you will have a safe place to relocate to after planet X, global warming and Al Gore's farts destroy planet earth.

chefcraig
11-30-2010, 11:47 AM
People are so stupid. I should start a tittle company that sells deeds to plots of land on Mars, so you will have a safe place to relocate to after planet X, global warming and Al Gore's farts destroy planet earth.

At one time, people found out the valuable land they had purchased sight unseen decades ago in Florida was overgrown swampland, and pretty much useless exept for breeding bugs. However, as usable land became scarce a short while later (and continues to be today), rather than being swindled, these people became instantly wealthy. So ya never know. Hell, I could have retired early if my mom hadn't thrown out all of my baseball and football cards when she was cleaning out the garage one summer when I was away from home. :duh:

PETE'S BROTHER
11-30-2010, 11:48 AM
i bought stars for my family members one year

http://www.starregistry.com/

fifth element
11-30-2010, 12:10 PM
To hell with that, I'm claiming ownership of Earth's air. I already have a shortlist of the people I'm planning to allow to use it, so keep that in mind when we exchange gifts at this year's Christmas party.

lol....ok...that's as good as claiming ownership to the sun.....
all you need now is a good reporter.... jkjk

Hardrock69
11-30-2010, 12:37 PM
People are so stupid. I should start a tittle company that sells deeds to plots of land on Mars, so you will have a safe place to relocate to after planet X, global warming and Al Gore's farts destroy planet earth.

Too late. Already been done.

http://www.marsshop.com/

http://www.moonestates.com/

https://www.buymars.com/pages/Order-Mars-Land/15/

Nitro Express
11-30-2010, 01:14 PM
BT Barnum once said never underestimate the stupidity of people and get rich selling them their dreams.

fifth element
11-30-2010, 03:14 PM
BT Barnum once said never underestimate the stupidity of people and get rich selling them their dreams.

and he was right.

we could all be rich...i mean...look at the stuff that is out there for people to buy these days....

people bought pet rocks...so now there are pet rock clothes and pet rock holders...
passifier hholders (to keep the germs off of the damned things when babies are not using them)
Silly Bandz (rubber bracelets shaped like cartoon chars b4 you put them on and probably take pennies to manufacture)
zsu zsu pets (and their NUMEROUS accessories)
robotic bugs (cute....but, cmonnnn)

every day i open a box and say to myself..."yep....people WILL buy anything under the sun."

Hardrock69
12-01-2010, 09:34 AM
I have a valuable rock. It came from here:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/3733738343_fdc0310955_b.jpg

Not particularly valuable to anyone else. Might be worth .000001 cents.
But I will never sell it. Just a small rock in the gravel there at The Master's final resting place.

chefcraig
12-01-2010, 09:40 AM
BT Barnum once said never underestimate the stupidity of people and get rich selling them their dreams.

Yeah, but his brother P.T. Barnum is the guy everyone remembers. :bigburp:

Hardrock69
12-01-2010, 10:18 AM
:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
12-01-2010, 11:07 AM
Yeah, but his brother P.T. Barnum is the guy everyone remembers. :bigburp:

every time i drink bailey's i tend to forget the barnumzzzzz