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Cato
12-20-2010, 08:16 AM
this is what all the dirty old men of this site would like to know...

PETE'S BROTHER
12-20-2010, 10:19 AM
why won't ya walk around topless?

fifth element
12-20-2010, 04:57 PM
why won't ya walk around topless?

indoors or outdoors?

Cato
12-20-2010, 06:14 PM
Hummm...

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Candy Girl
12-20-2010, 07:00 PM
Don't you think that would be dangerous out in traffic? :umm:

fifth element
12-20-2010, 07:03 PM
Don't you think that would be dangerous out in traffic? :umm:

lol...dangerous for who? lol

Candy Girl
12-20-2010, 07:08 PM
lol...dangerous for who? lol

Maybe both? :hee:

fifth element
12-20-2010, 07:10 PM
Maybe both? :hee:

lol....you have a point...

Blaze
12-20-2010, 08:23 PM
Dude, have you ever gotten a woman off? Do you know what it actually consists of and how the female sexual organ works?
Outside the "let's hold hands and imagine ourselves into orgasm". P.s that (the "awareness orgasm") is actually just hokey pokey.
But hey, whatever works for you. :biggrin:

Sensible Shoes
12-20-2010, 10:23 PM
Bike seat. LMAO. Note to all the men. Buy the hitachi vibrator that plugs into the wall. It's the gold standard and nothing else will do. You won't be sorry.

Blaze
12-20-2010, 10:34 PM
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The Hitachi Magic Wand is an electric massager manufactured by Hitachi intended for massaging muscles, as well as erogenous zones. It first appeared in the 1970s—widely used as a sex toy. The device features a round soft flexible head measuring 2.5 inches in diameter with a 9 inch handle. The 6 foot cord is attached to the end of the handle. The Wand provides two levels of vibration speeds: 5,000 and 6,000 rpm, that are controlled by a hand switcher located on the handle. Unlike many vibrators, the Magic Wand is plugged into a wall socket rather than using battery power.[1]
Like other personal massagers, the Wand can be used as a muscle massager for soothing and relaxing sore muscles and nerves, relieving tension, rehabilitation after some injuries of muscles and bones, etc. The intensive vibrating movements of the device against the muscles provide the increased blood supply to these areas that helps to regenerate the tissues and release the painful sensations. It is much better known for its use as a sex toy. In this use, it is usually applied to the genital area or the anus for erotic stimulation and can be used by men, women and couples. Some physicians recommend it for women to increase genital sensitivity and enhance arousal. Its effectiveness as a sex toy for women has been widely publicised by a variety of sex writers, notably Betty Dodson.[2][3]
[edit]See also

Clitoral vibrator

Dan
12-20-2010, 11:44 PM
Damn,I Just Cum From Watching That.:D

Dan
12-20-2010, 11:44 PM
bike seat. Lmao. Note to all the men. Buy the hitachi vibrator that plugs into the wall. It's the gold standard and nothing else will do. You won't be sorry.

btw...............tmi.:D

chefcraig
12-20-2010, 11:58 PM
To tell you the truth, at this point in my life, I really do not wish to know if a bike seat is more capable than I am.

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 11:03 AM
sorry, i was rubbin' one out, what are we talkin' about?

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 12:34 PM
indoors or outdoors?

either or, outdoors more often tho.

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 02:07 PM
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The Hitachi Magic Wand is an electric massager manufactured by Hitachi intended for massaging muscles, as well as erogenous zones. It first appeared in the 1970s—widely used as a sex toy. The device features a round soft flexible head measuring 2.5 inches in diameter with a 9 inch handle. The 6 foot cord is attached to the end of the handle. The Wand provides two levels of vibration speeds: 5,000 and 6,000 rpm, that are controlled by a hand switcher located on the handle. Unlike many vibrators, the Magic Wand is plugged into a wall socket rather than using battery power.[1]
Like other personal massagers, the Wand can be used as a muscle massager for soothing and relaxing sore muscles and nerves, relieving tension, rehabilitation after some injuries of muscles and bones, etc. The intensive vibrating movements of the device against the muscles provide the increased blood supply to these areas that helps to regenerate the tissues and release the painful sensations. It is much better known for its use as a sex toy. In this use, it is usually applied to the genital area or the anus for erotic stimulation and can be used by men, women and couples. Some physicians recommend it for women to increase genital sensitivity and enhance arousal. Its effectiveness as a sex toy for women has been widely publicised by a variety of sex writers, notably Betty Dodson.[2][3]
[edit]See also

Clitoral vibrator

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:lmao:

fifth element
12-21-2010, 03:01 PM
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The Hitachi Magic Wand is an electric massager manufactured by Hitachi intended for massaging muscles, as well as erogenous zones. It first appeared in the 1970s—widely used as a sex toy. The device features a round soft flexible head measuring 2.5 inches in diameter with a 9 inch handle. The 6 foot cord is attached to the end of the handle. The Wand provides two levels of vibration speeds: 5,000 and 6,000 rpm, that are controlled by a hand switcher located on the handle. Unlike many vibrators, the Magic Wand is plugged into a wall socket rather than using battery power.[1]
Like other personal massagers, the Wand can be used as a muscle massager for soothing and relaxing sore muscles and nerves, relieving tension, rehabilitation after some injuries of muscles and bones, etc. The intensive vibrating movements of the device against the muscles provide the increased blood supply to these areas that helps to regenerate the tissues and release the painful sensations. It is much better known for its use as a sex toy. In this use, it is usually applied to the genital area or the anus for erotic stimulation and can be used by men, women and couples. Some physicians recommend it for women to increase genital sensitivity and enhance arousal. Its effectiveness as a sex toy for women has been widely publicised by a variety of sex writers, notably Betty Dodson.[2][3]
[edit]See also

Clitoral vibrator

interesting

fifth element
12-21-2010, 03:06 PM
either or, outdoors more often tho.

i think you'll have to settle for indoors, we just discussed the hazards of women going topless outdoors...lol
(wrecked cars, men falling down manholes, tripping over any unmovable object (ie: other men))
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

lesfunk
12-21-2010, 03:35 PM
Bike or Motorcycle?

Cato
12-21-2010, 04:19 PM
both

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PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 04:26 PM
http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-92096.html
:biggrin:

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 04:28 PM
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Kristy
12-21-2010, 04:47 PM
So Cato, do you spend a lot of time jerking off to the female cast of Caprica and threads like this fill the void in between the downtime?

Just asking...

Cato
12-21-2010, 05:21 PM
So Cato, do you spend a lot of time jerking off to the female cast of Caprica and threads like this fill the void in between the downtime?

Just asking...
no.

started this in fun because this site is getting boring these days.

who's in your avatar?

Diamondjimi
12-21-2010, 06:47 PM
Amy Fisher?

Kristy
12-21-2010, 06:49 PM
who's in your avatar?

Tom Petty, obviously.

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 06:52 PM
Tom Petty, obviously.

c'mon, tom petty is cato's avatar:biggrin:

Kristy
12-21-2010, 06:55 PM
Speaking of GAR what happened? Not that I'm jinxing this thread but did his local library ban him for life?

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 06:57 PM
him and katy are shackin' up in bannedtown

indeedido
12-21-2010, 07:05 PM
Dare I believe it?

PETE'S BROTHER
12-21-2010, 07:06 PM
dare, dare

Sensible Shoes
12-21-2010, 11:38 PM
btw...............tmi.:D


TMI my ass. The men at large were discussing if bike seats do it, I told you they did not and disclosed what did. If you choose to visualize that into a TMI situation, that's your problem. Me and my hitachi are just fine and don't need any of you sonsabitches. Feel as though you can be outdone by it? You can. So buy one and add it to your arsenal of tricks. You can't win the war if you don't have the ammo.

Dan
12-22-2010, 12:26 PM
Damn,Spread Some Xmas Joy To Your Happy Toy.:D

Nitro Express
12-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Hmmmmm. When women orgasm they go crazy and become a whole different person. It's always fun to watch the girl who doesn't make a peep in public go crazy in an orgasmic fit. The thing is, this is not the state of mind you want her to be in when she' driving a fucking motorcycle. She will go into orgasmic bliss, forget she is on a bike and wreck the damn thing.

CROWBAR
12-22-2010, 01:36 PM
Me and my hitachi are just fine and don't need any of you sonsabitches.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/diamonddave.jpg

and away she rides...