Who I'd Like To See Drop The Fuck Dead In 2011

[Kristy]

Keith Urban

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/Keith%2BUrban%2Bsweater.jpg

Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

I'm not buying it. But I will give him credit in that he avoided becoming a Alan Jackson style douche. Or a Brad Paisley style pseudo hippy asshole douche. Or a toe-curling Wigga style pseudo-patronizing Darryl Worley douche. Keith is his own sort of douche. A beardy-weirdie, frightfully Australian, incredibly easily embarrassed and depressingly suburban post-grunge flannel-wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.

[Jagermeister]

:umm:

m-kay

[Kristy]

Dr. Drew

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/04/23/amd_drew.jpg

Drew, otherwise known as the "pop culture" Doc really pisses me off. Apart from his unwatchable Celebrity Rehab Drew's radio show, for what it’s worth is a mumbling ragbag of bad advice for the eclectic, the demented, the willfully sexually fucked up. Dr Drew doesn't just inform, educate and illuminate. He actually changes lives by unethically going to the bank on their addictions as well. On second thought, Dr Drew is the most important physician of this generation. There isn’t another who matters one fuck.

[Kristy]

Chrissie Hynde

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/showbiz/basterds2/chrissie-hynde.jpg

C'mon. Everybody knows she secretly votes Republican. Actually I like Chrissie despite her Vegas junkie eyes pecked out by crows fashionistia style. Truth is she hasn't done anything original in over 25 years! Hey Chrissie, how about some industrial hard-core played on 14th century flutes. Or Tasmanian reggae. Or New York death-metal jazz. Maybe you could join that Mongolian Radiohead tribute band. Anything but the shit you're doing now.

[CROWBAR]

Roll out the barrel...

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[Kristy]

Mental Health Professionals

http://mental-health.helium.com/spresources/summarypage_images/00/08/45/line%20of%20happy%20faces%20(white%20bkground)8454 3.jpg

Without a doubt the biggest waste of human resource is the mental health professional. Most of which have serious issues of their own. In fact, most of them are angry. Angry at the fact for not being happy themselves. Angry that their shit job is not the loads of success and money they envisioned it to be. Angry at their own closeted sexuality and drug/drinking habits. Angry at knowing their post-modern psychology is nothing more than an infantile science. Angry for being too comfy in their homes while they perpetuate a cult of poverty, failure and guilt with a self-righteous arrogance they impose on their clients. But mostly just angry that the best they can do is be nothing more than a worthless mediocrity on society.

[Kristy]

Good vs. Evil

http://www.deviantart.com/download/122291439/Good_vs_Evil_by_shlomit.jpg

Wouldn't it be great to live in a universe where good always vanquished evil? Like the very existence of a band with the name Piranha Deathray (and what a
fabulous name that is) would actually cause everything ever recorded by that fat Red Rocker to just blink out of existence. Like, wow! Like – Instant Karma! But maybe it's more of a yin-yang thing. Maybe really, really, really good pop music – like, say, Destiny's Child - actually makes shit pop music – like say, Franz Ferdinand - materialize, in order to keep the universe balanced.

Okay, I'm done.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Keith Urban

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/Keith%2BUrban%2Bsweater.jpg

Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.


:barf:
Greer argued that women should get to know and come to accept their own bodies, taste their own menstrual blood, and give up celibacy and monogamy. But they should not burn their bras. "Bras are a ludicrous invention," she wrote, "but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression."

While being interviewed about the book in 1971, she told the New York Times that she had been a "supergroupie." "Supergroupies don't have to hang around hotel corridors," she said. "When you are one, as I have been, you get invited backstage. I think groupies are important because they demystify sex; they accept it as physical, and they aren't possessive about their conquests."

[Kristy]

I should know better to never drink and post. A runner up was Katy Parry but that would require some thought on that Illuminati puppet and if I ever hear one more tune by that twat I'd end like this girl

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/180/3/8/Mitsuru_Kirijo_by_black___butterfly.jpg

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nice boots

[Kristy]

Those are cheap.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin:

[CROWBAR]

Chrissie Hynde

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/showbiz/basterds2/chrissie-hynde.jpg

I'll bet that you can find some old bread crumbs in her seventies bush though.:biggrin:

[Kristy]

Bet I wouldn't ever want to.

[VAiN]

Bravo! I applaud this thread! :baaa:

[binnie]

Sticky this thread!

(Even if I don't agree with the Chrissie Hynde post)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, alright......

i would like the military funeral protesters to ALL drop dead!!!

[chefcraig]

On second thought, Dr Drew is the most important physician of this generation. There isnt another who matters one fuck.

Poor Dr. Phil, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Poor Dr. Phil, always a groomsman, never a groom.

bah, ringbearer, don't forget dr. ruth and dr.dobson

[chefcraig]

bah, ringbearer, don't forget dr. ruth and dr.dobson

Dr. Stephen Hawking needs to be on the list as well. Crap, he's been on the Simpsons.

[Seshmeister]

http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/06/piers-morgan-burger-king-fragrance-flame-650x469.jpg

Piers Morgan who it seems the UK has exported to the US.

I'm not so sure I want him to drop dead though as that implies a sudden death without suffering.

I guess I would settle for it to make him just go away but if possible I'd prefer something with a lot of pain and degradation first.

[fifth element]

may i just comment that this thread is a bit....twisted in nature?


just saying!

[lesfunk]

Funny Thread!

[chefcraig]

may i just comment that this thread is a bit....twisted in nature?


just saying!

Not really, it's simply a variation on the old "If you had one bullet" bit radio morning shows used to do.

[Hardrock69]

Well at the risk of being Front Line-ish, I want Dickless Cheney to drop dead. He cannot die soon enough for me. He is evil incarnate and every breath he takes is oxygen that anyone else could put to good use.

[FORD]

The only reason Cheney is still alive is because Satan doesn't want to put up with him in Hell yet. Can hardly blame his Unholiness for that. :biggrin:

[sadaist]

Well at the risk of being Front Line-ish, I want Dickless Cheney to drop dead. He cannot die soon enough for me. He is evil incarnate and every breath he takes is oxygen that anyone else could put to good use.


The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

[sadaist]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/this-is-the-situation_403x304.jpg

[Seshmeister]

The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

Yeah that's why no one has mentioned Sammy Hagar whereas a few years ago he would have been the first name in this thread.

[Seshmeister]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/this-is-the-situation_403x304.jpg

The answer to this is more inheritance tax on the very rich.

[CROWBAR]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/1385090.jpg

[FORD]

Dunno about Brett Michaels. If he could survive a brain hemorrhage while recovering from an appendectomy as a diabetic while all the time competing on Trump's Apprentice, I don't think it's easy to kill that fucker.

I do hope he loses his voice though. God knows we don't need anymore of his "music".

[fifth element]

The thing about Cheney, he has already done his evil. You should choose someone that still has their evil doing ahead of them.

ok, true....but i stick w/ "twisted"....LOL

[Coyote]

My name's Coyote, and I approve this thread.

[binnie]

Any "socialite".

These young people that have done absolutely zero. Then they get paid $25k - $100k just to attend bars & parties. What the fuck! All they do is go out, drink, and get laid. And get paid hundreds of thousands for it (in some cases millions). Even when we aren't watching them partying & having such a wonderful time, we are seeing them on the news for going to rehab, jail, or some other stupid thing. They all need to go.


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/this-is-the-situation_403x304.jpg

Add into that those people who are prepared to pay to get into said clubs to see said 'socialites' and you've just done the world a huge favour.

[Terry]

Dunno about dropping the fuck dead, but the amount of celebrities (be they entertainers in various fields, tv talking heads, professional sports figures, politicians) I wouldn't miss if they up and vanished tomorrow...suffuce to say it'd be a pretty long list.

[Diamondjimi]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/69e90ec0-47c6-4dd1-b10b-d629d34fdb22.jpg

[Kristy]

Emo Kids/Music

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/images-2/Emo-Kids.jpg

Musically, the only innovation of emo, other then studied incompetence, is the eerie absence of rhythm. At best, I've yet to hear a emo band where the drums are on on speaking terms with the bass and where the singer doesn't sound like a baby carriage being pushed down an elevator shaft. Ever seen a emo kid dance? Even the introduction of a stroboscope will fail to cause amazement because everyone knows emos move in slow motion anyway. Unenthusiastic malcontents trying to look like they just don’t care. In Willie Whitlaw’s words emo is a bland attempt at stirring up apathy, a difficult task at the best of times, but to one which this attitude ideally suited. Emo music is worse than a parody of rock singing parodies of songs. Of course, the real irony to be found here, and the one will give emos their “kicks” is that the sulkier they get, the more attention they receive. Oh, the pain of it.

[Kristy]

Facebook

http://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/files/2010/11/facebook.jpg

The biggest pollution on the entire internet is Facebook. Surprisingly, it is shit yet it stands to be everyone's favorite non-porn site where every hamster-dicked and emotionally dysfunctional virgin scum can parade their non existent vanity and you know that if these people ever met you they'd really like you. Hey, they'd probably want to fuck you. And thereby hangs a tale. Oh, and as for its creator making Time Magazine's Man Of Year is beyond me. For a self-made billionaire he has no class wearing a baggy suit over an unbuttoned tramp shirt. In most interviews I've seen of this clown he has not shaved while trying to be ironic and subversive and witty on oh so many fucking levels. I fantasize about being him stripped, oiled and savagely punched up the ass by Henry Rollins. Forever. Is this healthy?

[Diamondjimi]

Wow Kristy, so much anger....

Here....... http://www.niftydateideas.com/images/Free%20Hug%20Coupons.png :D

[Dan]

A Big Group Hug With Pants Off.:D

[Dan]

And Big Very Nice Salad Too.:D

[ashstralia]

please keep punk drosting, kristy!!!

5 stars:biggrin:

[SunisinuS]

I would like a Two-fer please:

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http://www.hunto.com/mugshots/t/tp292497.jpg

[VanHalener]

~Sammy Hagar~

~That little faggot running North Korea~

~That little faggot running Iran~

~That damned dog that barks all the time behind our house~

[binnie]

Any adult who reads Harry Potter novels.

[BITEYOASS]

Every fucking RW radio talk show host in the USA needs to die! It will be like a domino effect, once Rushbo kicks the bucket. After that, the rest of those ass-clowns will be so torn up about losing their mentor and one-by-one will begin to croak. Hopefully Michael Wiener and Glenn Beck will be next.

[hambon4lif]

Lady Ga Ga......it's enough already!

It used to be that you had to have a certain amount of talent to achieve success.
Now all you have to do is imitate Madonna, tuck'n'tape your pecker, and throw a fucking steak on your head and you can go all the way to the top.

That shit needs to stop!

[fifth element]

Any adult who reads Harry Potter novels.

bite me

[Nitro Express]

Dr. Drew

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/04/23/amd_drew.jpg

Drew, otherwise known as the "pop culture" Doc really pisses me off. Apart from his unwatchable Celebrity Rehab Drew's radio show, for what it’s worth is a mumbling ragbag of bad advice for the eclectic, the demented, the willfully sexually fucked up. Dr Drew doesn't just inform, educate and illuminate. He actually changes lives by unethically going to the bank on their addictions as well. On second thought, Dr Drew is the most important physician of this generation. There isn’t another who matters one fuck.

I got Keith Richard's book for Christmas and just finished it. Keef says rehab facilities are pretty much a money making scheme and are exploiting people's addiction. Keef says the only way to kick drugs is cold turkey and he kicked smack cold turkey and said it was three days of hell but was better than having your leg blown off or starving to death. Got to love keef's optimism.

[Nitro Express]

Mental Health Professionals

http://mental-health.helium.com/spresources/summarypage_images/00/08/45/line%20of%20happy%20faces%20(white%20bkground)8454 3.jpg

Without a doubt the biggest waste of human resource is the mental health professional. Most of which have serious issues of their own. In fact, most of them are angry. Angry at the fact for not being happy themselves. Angry that their shit job is not the loads of success and money they envisioned it to be. Angry at their own closeted sexuality and drug/drinking habits. Angry at knowing their post-modern psychology is nothing more than an infantile science. Angry for being too comfy in their homes while they perpetuate a cult of poverty, failure and guilt with a self-righteous arrogance they impose on their clients. But mostly just angry that the best they can do is be nothing more than a worthless mediocrity on society.

Their solution is to keep you coming back for consultation and to get you on the latest corporate produced anti anxiety drug. You could save money by just whacking off, having a few shots, and smoking a joint.

[Nitro Express]

Angry for being too comfy in their homes while they perpetuate a cult of poverty, failure and guilt with a self-righteous arrogance they impose on their clients.
I think the church's beat the PHD's on this one.

[Nitro Express]

Every politician, CEO, and religious leader should be impaled on a pike on the side of the road, wrapped in kerosene soaked rags, and lit on fire.

[Nitro Express]

Facebook

http://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/files/2010/11/facebook.jpg

The biggest pollution on the entire internet is Facebook. Surprisingly, it is shit yet it stands to be everyone's favorite non-porn site where every hamster-dicked and emotionally dysfunctional virgin scum can parade their non existent vanity and you know that if these people ever met you they'd really like you. Hey, they'd probably want to fuck you. And thereby hangs a tale. Oh, and as for its creator making Time Magazine's Man Of Year is beyond me. For a self-made billionaire he has no class wearing a baggy suit over an unbuttoned tramp shirt. In most interviews I've seen of this clown he has not shaved while trying to be ironic and subversive and witty on oh so many fucking levels. I fantasize about being him stripped, oiled and savagely punched up the ass by Henry Rollins. Forever. Is this healthy?

Ha! Don't blame me. I don't have a Facebook account. I don't even have a photo bucket account and that's why I don't have a photo with my post or post pictures. I don't even bother to use proper grammar or spelling. I'm fond of run on sentences. I just don't give a fuck when it doesn't affect my money or reputation. LOL!

[sadaist]

Okay. Here are 2 people I'd really love something horrible to happen to. Not so much drop dead...that's too quick & easy. More like a Wesley Snipes type thing. Financial & career ruin would make me more happy.

http://lifebox.net/0/img/171/1/bb5798b6e278e5c8626784f1951946f2_6e278e_o.jpg

http://www.cheekopek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/kathy-griffin.jpg

[ThrillsNSpills]

Are there any Dr. Drew success stories from the TV show?

Seems like they just get worse..

[FORD]

Okay. Here are 2 people I'd really love something horrible to happen to. Not so much drop dead...that's too quick & easy. More like a Wesley Snipes type thing. Financial & career ruin would make me more happy.

http://lifebox.net/0/img/171/1/bb5798b6e278e5c8626784f1951946f2_6e278e_o.jpg

http://www.cheekopek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/kathy-griffin.jpg

Why do you hate Jack Black? I mean the "Kung Fu Panda" movie was kinda cheesy, but kids liked it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Why do you hate Jack Black? I mean the "Kung Fu Panda" movie was kinda cheesy, but kids liked it.

that wrestling movie should render some open sores on him...

[Jagermeister]

Great restraint I have had.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Great restraint I have had.

you want yoda to die?

[Jagermeister]

no hes green :biggrin:

[sadaist]

Why do you hate Jack Black? I mean the "Kung Fu Panda" movie was kinda cheesy, but kids liked it.



He was great in School Of Rock. Unfortunate that he plays that character in EVERY movie as well as in real life. Similar to Keanu Reeves.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

He was great in School Of Rock. Unfortunate that he plays that character in EVERY movie as well as in real life. Similar to Keanu Reeves.

and vince vaughn

[sadaist]

and vince vaughn


HAHA! Yeah, I forgot about him. He's getting his douche-bag punishment though already. He is turning in to a fat, gross, pasty, middle-aged white guy.

I guess Ben Affleck could be here to. Matt Damon I think is actually a talented actor. Ben rode his coattails and somehow snookered Hollywood to give him leading roles & pay him millions. Insanity.

[jhale667]

Great restraint I have had.

Commendable, your not being a jackass is. :hee:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

HAHA! Yeah, I forgot about him. He's getting his douche-bag punishment though already. He is turning in to a fat, gross, pasty, middle-aged white guy.

I guess Ben Affleck could be here to. Matt Damon I think is actually a talented actor. Ben rode his coattails and somehow snookered Hollywood to give him leading roles & pay him millions. Insanity.

i'm not sayin' i haven't died laughin' and rewound some vaughn flicks, but he does redo the same roll for the most part

[chefcraig]

I'd like to add a few. The first would be the shithead that lives two doors away, who, after seeing one too many episodes of either American Chopper or Sons Of Anarchy (or both), decided he simply had to have a motorcycle. And not just any motorcycle, but the most off-tune, under-muffled piece of shit he could find. Now, when he sets off for work at 5:30 each morning, comes home from partying at midnight or later, or vainly tries to tune-up the damned thing, everyone in the entire neighborhood has the dubious privilege of hearing him.

And a special mention of the neighborhood's owners of dogs that are left out in their yards 24/7 and allowed to bark non-stop. How people can be so oblivious to common decency, not only to those living close by but to the animals themselves is simply beyond me.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

fuckin' bikers :hee:

[chefcraig]

fuckin' bikers :hee:

Not so much bikers, as I've been friends with quite a few of them over the years. I guess I should have spelled things out more clearly, so the inference was on biker WANNABEES.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i totally understand, just teasin'.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not so much bikers, as I've been friends with quite a few of them over the years. I guess I should have spelled things out more clearly, so the inference was on biker WANNABEES.

my old shovelhead with fishtail exhaust pipes was kinda loud, and i wouldn't take it to work on my early starts. only after 7:30 am for my neighbors...

[chefcraig]

my old shovelhead with fishtail exhaust pipes was kinda loud, and i wouldn't take it to work on my early starts. only after 7:30 am for my neighbors...

You see, that is the thing. In both the cases of the pretend biker and the owners of yapping mutts, there is a common thread of selfish indifference running through their actions. Yeah, I had a loud-assed Mustang when I was twenty four, but when I moved out into the world something that made so damned much noise (and required so much upkeep) became impractical for both myself and the folks living within earshot of it. Every biker I know and have known believes that these over-loud crap-cycles are undependable, good for making a bunch of racket and little else. Coincidentally, they feel the same way about the owners of these bikes, only pausing to add the words "clueless morons" and "phony posers" to the description.

And the dog owners are simply irresponsible dipshits that do not deserve the animals supposedly under their care.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

true dat

[sadaist]

The neighbor adjacent to my backyard has a dog that barks at night in 3 second intervals NON-STOP. of course this is only in the winter when it drops below say 40 degrees at night, or is especially rainy. If you own a dog, you don't leave it out in the fucking cold. At least have a doggie door so it can get in to the garage. Yeah, they have fur. But still they can only handle so much weather. Just fucking cruel.

And I used to help my brother on his pool service route. I can't tell you how many summer days over 100 degrees did we see dogs in backyards with NO water, NO shade, and sometimes leashed to a post with no shade & a dry water bowl. I always had pockets of treats & would fill up the bowls & let em fill up from the hose too.

People fucking disgust me.

I'm not saying you have to pamper your animal like I do mine. Mine sleeps in the bed with me and curls up on my feather pillows. But for Christs sake have some shred of decency. It is a living creature after all. Throw an old comforter or towels in a pile in the garage where the thing can curl up & be dry.

The saddest part is this isn't a story of a few isolated times. It is happening everywhere, every day.

[Terry]

Got one of them there faux-bikers living and rolling through our neighborhood. He feels the compulsion to start his rig up every Sunday at 7AM and slowly (because our subdivision has speed bumps every 100 ft) yet loudly make his way to the main roads leading out from our hood. The pathetic part of it is that during the week he commutes to work in one of those ridiculous-looking Smart cars. He probably manages a Starbucks or something...I mean, fuck, would it be too much for him to wait until 10AM or so to go cycling?

There was one of those little obnoxious yapping little Taco Bell dogs next door to me. The neighbors were decent enough to keep it inside at night, but when the dog was outside during the day it just went off non-fucking-stop. One day, the teenaged kid who lives in that house came over and asked us to be on the lookout for a 5-foot python, since his python had somehow managed to escape the cage the kid kept it in. We never did see the python, although a couple of days later the dog stopped barking...and we haven't seen or heard the dog since...methinks ole Snakey scarfed down a canine burrito.

[Nitro Express]

Keith Urban

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/Keith%2BUrban%2Bsweater.jpg

Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

I'm not buying it. But I will give him credit in that he avoided becoming a Alan Jackson style douche. Or a Brad Paisley style pseudo hippy asshole douche. Or a toe-curling Wigga style pseudo-patronizing Darryl Worley douche. Keith is his own sort of douche. A beardy-weirdie, frightfully Australian, incredibly easily embarrassed and depressingly suburban post-grunge flannel-wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.

My grand father was a real cowboy. He would smash this fucker's head open with a hickory pick handle for just wearing that sweater. No real cowboy would wear that fucking sweater.

[Nitro Express]

My brother was a real biker in the sense he rode a lot of highway miles. His main long distance ride was a BMW and for the hills he had a Ducatti. I can remember in the 80's everyone hated Harleys and by the time the 90's came, all the yuppies that hated them had one.

[fifth element]

A Big Group Hug With Pants Off.:D

a New Years wish?

[Nitro Express]

These sorry fuckers can go and take their shitty corporate logo bikes with them.

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[Guitar Shark]

I guess Ben Affleck could be here to. Matt Damon I think is actually a talented actor. Ben rode his coattails and somehow snookered Hollywood to give him leading roles & pay him millions. Insanity.

I hate Affleck too. Fuck that guy!

[Nitro Express]

Ben Affuck.:biggrin:

[CROWBAR]

These two fat bitches can drop dead...
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/kirstiealley2009.jpg

:barf:

[Kristy]

Jack Black was a good call.

[Kristy]

Chris Martin

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080613/293.martin.chris.061308.jpg

There’s not an ounce of umph, pizazz, kapow, glitter, glamor of there’s-no-business-like-showbusinessmanship in his entire white, male, heterosexual middle class cadaver. The dude’s a librarian with a guitar. Maybe a Sunday school teacher. Maybe one of those rude morons who sits behind a perspex screen down the DMV. What ever. Chris Martin is in the wrong fucking job.

[Mushroom]

No explanation needed...
Justin Beaver
Little Wayne
Fat Albert Haynesworth
Rihanna
Kate Gosselin
Anyone on Jersey Shore
Kendra
Octomom

[sadaist]

I agree with everyone posted so far in this thread. We better all grab a shovel & start digging. Gonna take a big hole to hold all these idiots.

[Nitro Express]

Kathy Griffin. She's like an unflushable turd or a roach.

[Nitro Express]

I agree with everyone posted so far in this thread. We better all grab a shovel & start digging. Gonna take a big hole to hold all these idiots.

Too much work. Just drop the bodies into a big pile in the middle of Nevada and let the buzzards have the flesh. Later the bones can be ground up and put into gel caps and sold as an expensive calcium supplement to make our trouble worth it. Shit. Might as well sell their organs off while we are at it.

[SparkieD]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/69e90ec0-47c6-4dd1-b10b-d629d34fdb22.jpg

Get me a fucking gun and bring him to me. I'll take care of it!

[SparkieD]

Oh, and bring me Oprah, too. I'd love to be the motherfucker who shuts up that self-righteous know-it-all cunt for good!

[SparkieD]

On second thought, I'd just send Bert to that farm out west where guys pay to fuck livestock. Let him get poked to death by a horse. Then again, he would probably survive an anal hemorrhage, too. Besides, that would be unspeakably cruel to the animal.

[Seshmeister]

Oh, and bring me Oprah, too. I'd love to be the motherfucker who shuts up that self-righteous know-it-all cunt for good!

You're on fire today, did someone take a shit in your handbag? :biggrin:

[SparkieD]

You're on fire today, did someone take a shit in your handbag? :biggrin:

I am always sunshine and mirth. I just really hate Oprah and Brett Michaels :daisy:

[Little Texan]

So I take it you're not going to be watching the new Oprah Winfrey Network, Sparkie? :biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

I am always sunshine and mirth. I just really hate Oprah and Brett Michaels :daisy:

I totally agree with you about Oprah in fact there is a thread around here where I explain why in great detail.

Brett on the other hand is just an irrelevance.

[78/84 guy]

Wow Kristy, so much anger....

Here....... http://www.niftydateideas.com/images/Free%20Hug%20Coupons.png :D

agreed !! Don't be bitter !!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Yes , lots of venom in Kristy.
She's got to be into whips and chains.

I don't know who half these people are.
These threads are dangerous though because I get curious about exactly what Oprah does or says (I've never seen her show once)

[Green Manalishi]

That whiney little fucker Kurt Cobain . Oh shit , too late.....

[fryingdutchman]

In a stark departure from the "celebrity-themed" list that has been compiled here....

I nominate GAR.

And I SERIOUSLY question why it's taken this long for that name to make this list. Surely I can't be the only one to think of it...????:biggrin:

[fryingdutchman]

I also nominate every beauty pageant contestant and the billionaire whore-monger Donald Trump who pimps them out and absolves them of all their sins in a carefully staged press conference when all of their indiscretions are inevitably exposed. Many of these borderline prostitutes make the girls from "Jersey Shore" look like the product of an ivy-league education and they inevitably squander their 15 minutes of pseudo-celebrity and go on to contribute absolutely NOTHING to society.

[fryingdutchman]

And, by the way, I think this is one of the GREATEST threads to come down the pike in a long time. Well done, Kristy!

This could go on FOREVER. I think the thread should be re-named...remove the "2011" and replace it with "IN THE NEW YEAR" so that its relevance will never diminish and we can go back to it with great gusto in October or November of each year.

[fryingdutchman]

Facebook

http://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/files/2010/11/facebook.jpg

The biggest pollution on the entire internet is Facebook. Surprisingly, it is shit yet it stands to be everyone's favorite non-porn site where every hamster-dicked and emotionally dysfunctional virgin scum can parade their non existent vanity and you know that if these people ever met you they'd really like you. Hey, they'd probably want to fuck you. And thereby hangs a tale. Oh, and as for its creator making Time Magazine's Man Of Year is beyond me. For a self-made billionaire he has no class wearing a baggy suit over an unbuttoned tramp shirt. In most interviews I've seen of this clown he has not shaved while trying to be ironic and subversive and witty on oh so many fucking levels. I fantasize about being him stripped, oiled and savagely punched up the ass by Henry Rollins. Forever. Is this healthy?

Easily the BEST post in the entire thread.

FACEBOOK sucks, I've never had any part of it, and it is the biggest breeding ground of loser attention whores on the planet. A note to the millions of Facebook users who live and die with that stupid shit....

Nobody gives a FLYING FUCK what you're doing every minute of the day.

[binnie]

Kip Winger.

:D

[binnie]

Anyone who uses the phrase 'Bieber fever.'

[Jagermeister]

I am just curious. Are you people speaking metaphorically when you say you would like to see people drop fucking dead?

I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe jhale has some advice on this.

[Jesus Christ]

Easily the BEST post in the entire thread.

FACEBOOK sucks, I've never had any part of it, and it is the biggest breeding ground of loser attention whores on the planet. A note to the millions of Facebook users who live and die with that stupid shit....

Nobody gives a FLYING FUCK what you're doing every minute of the day.

Not even me or My Dad. :jesuslol:

[FORD]

Easily the BEST post in the entire thread.

FACEBOOK sucks, I've never had any part of it, and it is the biggest breeding ground of loser attention whores on the planet. A note to the millions of Facebook users who live and die with that stupid shit....

Nobody gives a FLYING FUCK what you're doing every minute of the day.

And if all that weren't enough reasons for avoiding Facebook, it seems that one of the top 5 evil corporations on the planet, Goldman Sachs, just bought a huge piece of Facebook. You want those fucking criminals having access to your entire life?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I am just curious. Are you people speaking metaphorically when you say you would like to see people drop fucking dead?

I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe jhale has some advice on this.

of course this time is for real and not figurative! god you are dense. or maybe i just perceived it wrong. i just hope nobody on this board drops dead "for reals".

[Jagermeister]

of course this time is for real and not figurative! god you are dense. or maybe i just perceived it wrong. i just hope nobody on this board drops dead "for reals".

:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

I nominate McCain.

If he checks out this year the majority of Republicans who voted for him but find Palin intolerable can have a big think about what the fuck could have happened and maybe make sure that a cuntwad like her never gets so close to power again.

He's totally lost the plot anyway.

[Seshmeister]

And if all that weren't enough reasons for avoiding Facebook, it seems that one of the top 5 evil corporations on the planet, Goldman Sachs, just bought a huge piece of Facebook. You want those fucking criminals having access to your entire life?

If Facebook don't get a grip of privacy everyone is going to move elsewhere and they will become the next MySpace.

[Seshmeister]

http://www.editorsweblog.org/headshots/JamesMurdoch.jpg

James Murdoch, the crown prince of darkness. The little shit is in change of Murdoch's evil empire in Europe and Asia. One of his main projects is to destroy the BBC to clear the way for Fox style news over here too.

[FORD]

Well shouldn't his old man drop dead first?

[Seshmeister]

The old man is past it. He spent $500 million on MySpace which is now losing $150 million a quarter and killing them. If Fox wasn't making so much they would be fucked.

At this point Damien is more dangerous, at least over here.

[Diamondjimi]

Kip Winger.

:D

Well, his career is dead. Is that good enough? :biggrin:

[fryingdutchman]

Any douchebag who walks around all day and night with a Bluetooth device jammed in his or her ear. Although the practice seems to have waned a bit recently, there is a still a segment of the populace who thinks that this practice is necessary...while annoying the FUCK out of everyone around them with their public conversations directed at nobody except the unheard voice in their ear.

These devices are the fucking "Members Only jacket" of the information age, and the people who still walk around with them planted in their head every day have become the punchline to a joke that nobody cares to hear.

The only place for them is in the car so the fuckwits who can't go 2 minutes without reaching out and touching someone don't accidentally kill the rest of us with their distracted driving.

[fryingdutchman]

Keith Urban

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/Keith%2BUrban%2Bsweater.jpg


And by the way...Mr. Urban can take that talentless cunt Nicole Kidman with him.

I don't care if Ms. Kidman came home and caught Tom Cruise elbow-deep inside John Travolta. The bottom line is tht the only reason she ever gained any notorieity or relevance in the entertainment industry is because she decided to suck her way to the top after getting lucky enough to appear in "Days of Thunder."

When that marriage ended, so did she.

[Kristy]

And if all that weren't enough reasons for avoiding Facebook, it seems that one of the top 5 evil corporations on the planet, Goldman Sachs, just bought a huge piece of Facebook. You want those fucking criminals having access to your entire life?

Yeah, that's scary. Facecrook parading itself as a social networking site is more than misleading and they are what, up to 600 million people now? 600 million giving out free information on themselves being collected for who knows what. Give it another two years before it becomes the next MyWaste liquidating what it can while it can.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

eh, it's alright to be paranoid, as long as everyone is out to get ya.:indifferent0020:

[Nitro Express]

A good friend of mine works as a project manager for Microsoft. What he told me is they want to eliminate having the operating system on your own hard drive. It will be on a Microsoft server and you pay them a fee to use it. They sell it as convenience and call it Above the Clouds computing. In reality, you just turned all your information over to Microsoft and they can take it away from you or extort you to pay higher prices for it.

Why should I turn all control and trust over to a corporation who has a reputation for being a shark? Especially when all the trusted old names in the financial world turned out to be liars and cheats. Not too long ago people saw GM as too big to fail but it failed, the bond holders got burned as the government bailed out the unions. Leiman Brothers was an old firm over 100 years old. It failed. High tech companies can fail even faster. Even the US Government itself is close to default on it's interest payments and has no money set aside for long term liabilities. It could fail as well.

Why do we want to turn our information over to them or even trust them at all? They haven't proven themselves worthy of any trust. As far as Facebook is concerned. Let's do a worst case scenario. What would Joseph Stalin do with that big data base?

[Nitro Express]

eh, it's alright to be paranoid, as long as everyone is out to get ya.:indifferent0020:

It's not so much that everyone is out to get you as it is who do you trust? Everyone that said trust us have turned out to be crooked or incompetent. The corruption is complete.

I would approach Facebook as a totally unsecure site and don't post anything on it that you don't want the general public to read. Treat it like an open web page.

[Nitro Express]

Also the people who get less web hits have better cyber security. Just Google your name and address and see what you pull up. If a bunch of stuff comes up on you, you are not as cyber secure as the person who finds little or even nothing.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Also the people who get less web hits have better cyber security. Just Google your name and address and see what you pull up. If a bunch of stuff comes up on you, you are not as cyber secure as the person who finds little or even nothing.

yeah, but my real name is david roth:hitch::biggrin::tongue0011:

[diamondsgirl]

Chris Martin

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080613/293.martin.chris.061308.jpg

There’s not an ounce of umph, pizazz, kapow, glitter, glamor of there’s-no-business-like-showbusinessmanship in his entire white, male, heterosexual middle class cadaver. The dude’s a librarian with a guitar. Maybe a Sunday school teacher. Maybe one of those rude morons who sits behind a perspex screen down the DMV. What ever. Chris Martin is in the wrong fucking job.

He has pretty eyes. :o

[SunisinuS]

Keith Urban

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/Keith%2BUrban%2Bsweater.jpg

Ah yes, Keith. Pop country's whitest white boy who glues his own pubes to his sultry model-esque cheekbones. While not media-whoring himself out to hype but standing beside his wife for social prestige Keith can be found writing songs about "women" while pushing some sort of bullshit sensitive male paradigm:

"She laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans. She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant. [You] stupid boy"

I'm not buying it. But I will give him credit in that he avoided becoming a Alan Jackson style douche. Or a Brad Paisley style pseudo hippy asshole douche. Or a toe-curling Wigga style pseudo-patronizing Darryl Worley douche. Keith is his own sort of douche. A beardy-weirdie, frightfully Australian, incredibly easily embarrassed and depressingly suburban post-grunge flannel-wearing sort of douche. Which makes him pretty fucking special. I just wish he'd come clean about his sexuality. For example, he's backstage at some gig, drunk on white trash beer. There’s a knock at his door. He opens it. Germaine Greer marches in, pushes him to the floor, gets his cock out, fucks him. And then fucks off. And that’s how I want to see Keith go. Having his brains brutally fucked out by the architect of modern feminism.

Lol I think we have a new Category: The Kristy Classic. Nicely Played.

[SunisinuS]

Also the people who get less web hits have better cyber security. Just Google your name and address and see what you pull up. If a bunch of stuff comes up on you, you are not as cyber secure as the person who finds little or even nothing.

You cannot even find which Pony I ride.

[SunisinuS]

Too much work. Just drop the bodies into a big pile in the middle of Nevada and let the buzzards have the flesh. Later the bones can be ground up and put into gel caps and sold as an expensive calcium supplement to make our trouble worth it. Shit. Might as well sell their organs off while we are at it.

My friend and I at a work in a job that other's would not want would have this discussion back in the day. I envision a Twilight Zone episode where they all just disappeared.......he preferred (he was ex-army) to have a machine gun where he could just ply each one in turn. I prefer the lazy approach....just mystically be gone. Robinson Crusoe sucked once Friday showed up.

[hideyoursheep]

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[hideyoursheep]

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[hideyoursheep]

Do I really need to explain?

[Kristy]

No. He's far from funny. Despicable when he goes into high-pitch gay voice mode in order to save one too many of his bad jokes.

[Kristy]

America's Next Top Mediocre Model
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5530/65312666.jpg

Ah yes, the show that brought rice cake eating awareness to the sensitive female masses. Actually, I love the show in terms of where else can one watch train wreck after train wreck of feminine superficiality being exploited for what it really is. Let it be known that any girl without fat arms and flare for makeup and Photoshop can make believe she is something special while still starving for Tamara Banks (pun intended) bank account.

[hideyoursheep]

WINNING!

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/charlie%20sheen" target="_blank"><img src="http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu302/Virginia01/charlie_sheen_creepy1.jpg" border="0" alt="charlie Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

[Shaun Ponsonby]

He was great in School Of Rock. Unfortunate that he plays that character in EVERY movie as well as in real life. Similar to Keanu Reeves.

Yea...LIKE Keanu Reeves, but with an important distinction; Keanu Reeves has less personality than my right shoe (not my left...my left shoe is very vibrant and enigmatic), and when watching him act, it's like watching a plank of wood, randomly trying to save bus passengers or defeat Patrick Swayze or travelling through time or being Jonathan Harker or doing whatever the fuck they were on about in The Matrix. And not even a special plank of wood with acting skills that would be deemed exceptional for a plank of wood, but awful for a human. Just a regular plank of wood. One that will probably be used for firewood one day because it's useless doing anything else. The kind of plank of wood that you have just sitting there in your shed for no real reason other than you think that it might come in handy one day. But it never does.

Sure, Jack Black only has one character...but so did Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers (though, admittedly, most of THEIR films were actually good, whereas most of Black's films consist of one elongated knob joke that wasn't all that funny to begin with, which makes that last sense a bit pointless).

Anyhow...I'm gonna nominate Robert Pattinson. Not for the obvious reasons, but because he appears to be wearing a replica mask of my face and it's very annoying for me to not be able to leave the house without girls wearing more make-up than KISS and with voices that go through me and Cheryl Cole on their iPod hitting on me at bus stops.

That's not an exaggeration, by the way. I literally can't go anywhere anymore. At first I basked/took advantage of it, but now it's just annoying.

[Halen High]

Robert Mugabe.