Valerie Bertinelli -- Married in Malibu

[Jagermeister]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/01/valerie-bertinelli-wedding-married-photo-home-tom-vitale/



Valerie Bertinelli got married this afternoon (1/1/11)in Malibu ... TMZ has learned.

Valerie got engaged to Tom, a businessman, last May. They've been together for six years.

And this is sweet ... Valerie's ex-husband, Eddie Van Halen, was at the wedding.


Another site reported that Wolfie was also in attendance. No word on if Dave was there or not. Also no word on if Jenny Craig catered the event. :biggrin:

[Jagermeister]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20454245,00.html


Forget Cleveland. Things got hot in Malibu Saturday night when Valerie Bertinelli married her boyfriend of seven years, financial planner Tom Vitale, PEOPLE has learned.

"We're so happy!" the Hot in Cleveland star tells PEOPLE exclusively of the intimate wedding held at the couple's Malibu home.

Bertinelli, 50, and Vitale, 49, exchanged vows in front of about 100 guests, including Bertinelli's son Wolfie, 19, from her marriage to rocker Eddie Van Halen, who also attended.

[VanHalener]

OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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[Nitro Express]

I will bet Tom is a better looking chap than Ed. Val ditched Ed because who wants to be married to the crypt keeper when you are still capable of fucking better looking men.

[fryingdutchman]

The new Mr. Bertinelli....

http://starvard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/11326e0dfaVitale.jpg.jpg

[fryingdutchman]

That pic above looks like it was from a few years ago.

I think they had just finished loading a meth-addled Eddie into the back of that ambulance when they paused for that photo op...

[Nitro Express]

The new Mr. Bertinelli....

http://starvard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/11326e0dfaVitale.jpg.jpg

The emergency ambulance was at the wedding incase Eddie's teeth, tongue, or hip joints fell out.

[Hardrock69]

As I always say, that guy is one lucky motherfucker. He gets to look down and see Val sucking his cock!

[SparkieD]

As I always say, that guy is one lucky motherfucker. He gets to look down and see Val sucking his cock!

What does he do? Duct tape her trap shut the rest of the time? She's very pretty but strikes me as a motormouth. Most men can't handle that.

[Little Texan]

Valerie still looks VERY good for a woman that's 50! She looks like she is in her 30's.

[Seshmeister]

As I always say, that guy is one lucky motherfucker. He gets to look down and see Val sucking his cock!

With all that botox can she even move her face enough to suck a cock?

[Bob_R]

Val is smokin' for a 50 year old.

[Hardrock69]

Hey, she only needs to be able to open her mouth all the way and hold it there while I fuck her face. She does not need to change her expression, or anything else that she cannot do from the botox. She can grunt, moan and groan and so on, then mumble loudly while her mouth is full "MMMMPLLLSSSS FGGCCCCKKKKKGGGHHH MMMMM FFFSSSHHHH HHHRRDDDDRRRMMMMMPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!"
:hee:

[lesfunk]

Valerie has "smiling eyes"...

[lesfunk]

... as does Suzy Kolber

[Diamondjimi]

What does he do? Duct tape her trap shut the rest of the time? She's very pretty but strikes me as a motormouth. Most men can't handle that.

Ever seen her coked up? :barf:

(Note: Interview hosted by Maria Shriver.....( before she completely morphed into a living skeleton) .




:lol:

[Diamondjimi]

As I always say, that guy is one lucky motherfucker. He gets to look down and see Val sucking his cock!

Nah, she probably ain't into it anymore since she got off the powder...

No:smiley-sniffer: = No:blow:

[lesfunk]

No Blow = NO BLOW

[Seshmeister]

In her whole acting career she never did a single thing that was thought decent enough to be imported over here so I can't comment on her acting but my guess is that she was never super talented?

[Jagermeister]

People mag has a bunch of pictures from the event. Ed looks just as fat in color has he does in those photo's in main. His hair is kinda gray.

Really the guy look like he feels pretty good.

[Diamondjimi]

In her whole acting career she never did a single thing that was thought decent enough to be imported over here so I can't comment on her acting but my guess is that she was never super talented?

You are correct, Sir.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

In her whole acting career she never did a single thing that was thought decent enough to be imported over here so I can't comment on her acting but my guess is that she was never super talented?

you don't have lifetime channel there? she is on every 3rd show i think

[Seshmeister]

I've honestly never ever seen her on TV and I have almost every channel you can get here.

I don't watch daytime TV movies though. Apart from Columbo obviously.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I remember one where she was an out of control, flipping out drug addict.
I don't know who's sitting through any of that. Unless they invent a way to shoot at the TV how is that entertaining? PB's right about the Lifetime thing but probably more fun to play in traffic than watch that channel.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Ever seen her coked up? :barf:

(Note: Interview hosted by Maria Shriver.....( before she completely morphed into a living skeleton) .




:lol:

She was so gorgeous back then.... Still looks great for 50....

Still love hearing Ed just noodle around....

[Diamondjimi]

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:lol:

[Nitro Express]

As I always say, that guy is one lucky motherfucker. He gets to look down and see Val sucking his cock!

Val was really hot around the time Ed married her. She was on that show Battle of the Network Stars and Val was hot on it and so was Linda Carter (wonder woman). Just the thought of Val and Linda Carter in those days taking turns sucking my cock, would probably make me shoot a load to Mars.

[ZahZoo]

Everytime I see that clip when they shift to Ed and show the classic VH footage it starts off with the Bassplayer and show him almost as much as Ed...

[Nitro Express]

I will give Ed and Vallerie credit for keeping their divorce civil and not dragging it through the mud. It's better for the kid that way. Val was invited to Ed's wedding and Val invited Ed to hers. She says Ed and his new wife and her and her boyfriend have dinner together at times. Most divorced people I know still fight it out and use the kids as part of the ammunition. It's ugly and stupid.

[Hardrock69]

Sesh, you guessed correctly. She got her role on one day at a time due to her hotness, not because she had a brain, not because she had any acting ability.

[Nitro Express]

Sesh, you guessed correctly. She got her role on one day at a time due to her hotness, not because she had a brain, not because she had any acting ability.

Not hot in a Farrah Faucet way but cute and adorable.

[Hardrock69]

Yes. Gurl Next Door-ish.