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Jagermeister
01-28-2011, 10:45 AM
This guy rocks. I want to be like Charlie. :(

This cracks me up. The chick is like um I don't do coke. But she does an excellent job of descirbing the "8 balls" some guy brings to the party.

Party on Mr. Sheen. Party On. :biggrin:




http://www.tmz.com/?mediaKey=68d31252-2471-454b-acd2-65573774c610&isShareURL=true

Dave's Bitch
01-28-2011, 11:03 AM
Charlie Sheen Is A Prick

Jagermeister
01-28-2011, 11:27 AM
Oh I don't know. Porn stars and 8 balls may make for a disassociated facade but he's ok in my book. :biggrin:

Dave's Bitch
01-28-2011, 11:35 AM
Just keep him away from the gun cabinate

sadaist
01-28-2011, 11:51 AM
1 - Hiatal Hernias are real. Nasty fucking shit. And if you don't take proper preventative medication, they will fuck you up.

2 - This blonde porn "star", chicks like her are a dime a dozen. I could see 1,000 girls hotter & dirtier than her just by Googling "drunken sluts". She just wants her fame and like she said "I want my Bentley". Nothing more than a slimy gold digging bitch with nothing more to offer than a stretched out pussy or disinterested blow job.

Who knows how much Charlie drank or how much (if any) drugs he took. Who the fuck cares. His work is on hiatus this week. His partying so far has not affected his work life. He shows up to work, does his job, and has the highest rated show on TV. Dude looks fairly healthy too. A lot healthier than when Eddie was whacked out of his mind.

He is a millionaire, likes to get hammered and have whores around. Sounds like a good life choice to me. People ragging him are either looking for their own fame or are jealous. Plus now it's just easier for Charlie to pay some random chick $15k for the night instead of getting married and paying multi-millions forever.

sadaist
01-28-2011, 11:53 AM
He isn't doing anything different from what any rockstar has done, Dave included. Difference is Charlie keeps getting caught and there weren't paparazzi & Internet in 1981.

Nitro Express
01-28-2011, 11:59 AM
Some men just shouldn't get married and get a vasectomy so they can't make kids. Charlie and Tiger are going to burn through as many skanks as they can. They attract lots of women because they are rich and famous and they love to sample the candy store.

Kristy
01-28-2011, 12:52 PM
Just keep him away from the gun cabinate

Gun cabinets
Alcohol
Women

PETE'S BROTHER
01-28-2011, 12:58 PM
Gun cabinets
Alcohol
Women

you prefer him as an unarmed, sober faggot? that is his co-star on the show...

lesfunk
01-28-2011, 03:29 PM
For better or for worse , Sheen knows how to fucking party.

VAiN
01-28-2011, 04:14 PM
He's OK in my book... I'd do the same stupid shit if I had the opportunities he has.

THEDOCTOR
01-28-2011, 04:34 PM
Charlie Sheen:
Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!

sadaist
01-28-2011, 05:32 PM
If he keeps at this pace....I don't think he will die.

It is much more likely a dead hooker will turn up one morning at his house with a bottle of vodka in her ass, a nose full of coke, and a womb full of Charlies seed. Then the spectacle of the trial of the millennium. You think OJ's trial was big? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Eyes of the Night
01-28-2011, 10:18 PM
Charlie Sheen:
Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!

Hillarious and fucking cool at the same time Doc!

binnie
01-29-2011, 05:00 PM
If he was a girl, we'd all be calling him a skank.

I'm all for people who don't give a fuck, but when you get into middle aged and you're still the same person you were a generation earlier, it's a little sad.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-30-2011, 05:43 PM
“I’m fine, People don’t seem to get it.... Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also"--charlie sheen

Terry
01-30-2011, 09:24 PM
I mean, it's Charlie Sheen. He's been doing this kind of stuff forever. I suppose it's a bit lame he felt the need to do it with his family in the next room, but whatever.

His offscreen behavior is far more entertaining that that piece of shit sitcom he's in...or probably 9 out of 10 movies he's been in.

chefcraig
02-25-2011, 11:02 AM
CBS Cancels Production On Sheen's 'Two And A Half Men' For Remainder Of Season Following Actor's Radio Rant; Sheen Fires Back

YAHOO TV (http://tv.yahoo.com/two-and-a-half-men/show/35441/news/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-cbs-cancels-production-sheens-two-and-half-men-remainder-season-following-actors-radio-rant-sheen-fires-back)

CBS has pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"... for now.

Just hours after Charlie Sheen went on a radio rampage, blasting his bosses at the television show, CBS issued a statement on behalf of the network and "...Men's" production company, announcing they were pulling the show from production of new episodes.

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season," CBS said in a statement late Thursday night.

Not long after CBS and Warner Bros. issued their statement, Sheen had some words of his own, specifically aimed at show creator Chuck Lorre.

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth," Sheen said in an open letter, posted on TMZ's website.

Sheen went even further, attacking Lorre, suggesting this is a battle and claiming the fans will support him.

"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists," Sheen's statement continued. "I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

"Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together," he added.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and his hit CBS show.

"I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that and so I'm just sort of seeing if they're telling the truth or not," Charlie claimed to host Alex Jones in an interview for his radio show, "The Alex Jones Show," on Thursday, referring to his CBS bosses.

"Are they happy with the $5 billion they already made off me or do they think they can turn it into $10 [billion] in a couple more seasons?" Charlie continued. "I'm just saying, you know [the show] is a runaway freakin' juggernaut."

Charlie made it abundantly clear he doesn't believe the show can survive without him, telling Alex, "Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.

"Do what you've gotta do -- I'll go make movies with superstars and not work with idiots," he threatened.

The 45-year-old also blasted show creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a "turd" while claiming that he embarrassed Chuck "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 11:21 AM
Check out these clips from Alex Jones yesterday...I say he's high...






:elvis:

Mr Walker
02-25-2011, 11:28 AM
If it wasn't for his history of violence toward women, I'd applaud Sheen's wild lifestyle.
Anyone who hits or threatens women is a piece of shit in my book, so you know what, fuck him.

chefcraig
02-25-2011, 11:31 AM
His speech isn't slurred, but he seems to be utterly, straitjacket-worthy, several sandwiches shy of a picnic, Shatner aboard an airplane in the Twilight Zone, poo-throwing, fucking bonkers.

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 11:41 AM
Coke doesn't slur your speech...

PETE'S BROTHER
02-25-2011, 11:50 AM
right........after a teener and your face is sliding off.....

PETE'S BROTHER
02-25-2011, 11:51 AM
and you've chewed your tongue off....

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 11:55 AM
Even the crazy Alex Jones is going, woah Charlie, are you ok?:biggrin:

kwame k
02-25-2011, 12:01 PM
Yeah....not a fan of beating up chicks either but....... man, he's bringing it! Elegantly wasted, passionate [about what we have no clue], and fighting mad........

What a glorious train wreak:umm:

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 12:01 PM
I like Jones...

kwame k
02-25-2011, 12:07 PM
....in a gay way?

Mr Walker
02-25-2011, 12:10 PM
You know who is really delightful is that Denise Richards... I can't imagine why anyone would raise a hand to her... has to be the drugs.

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 12:13 PM
....in a gay way?

No, I think he's entertaining and is right about some things...

kwame k
02-25-2011, 12:14 PM
...must be:smiley-sniffer:

VAiN
02-25-2011, 12:55 PM
This guy is great... 'AA is a bunch of losers'.. LOVE it! This is going to be fun to watch...

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 12:59 PM
You know who is really delightful is that Denise Richards... I can't imagine why anyone would raise a hand to her... has to be the drugs.

Maybe she's a bitch. Yes she's beautiful but how many beautiful women can you get when you are Charlie Sheen. Charlie's mistake is he married these women. He should just get a vasectomy and bang away. He's a Playboy and that is where he's the happiest. He wants variety and some wild times. He's hungry for more.

hambon4lif
02-25-2011, 01:01 PM
This is AWESOME!!

Another spun-out anti-semitic prick in fantasyland spouting off 20 minutes of 'crack-speak'.

And to a radio host who took 20 minutes out of his "Obama is Satan" crusade to let this ingrate jagoff completely unravel over the air.

You just can't make this shit up, folks!

Take a bow, Charlie! This was your "Mel Gibson" moment.

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 01:02 PM
This guy is great... 'AA is a bunch of losers'.. LOVE it! This is going to be fun to watch...

Listening to a bunch of depressed people whine and be pressured to join a church. That would make me drink more.

THEDOCTOR
02-25-2011, 01:04 PM
What better way to cure a guy who is partying more than he should than to EXTEND his time in the bahamas with three hot chicks?
Bree Olsen is reallllly cute btw

Charlie is living by the Motley Crue motto"We are gonna do ALL the drugs and fuck ALL the women!"
I say if he showed up at work,and did his job,shut the fuck up! (and try and get him to take you aprtying with him for fuck's sake!)

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 01:05 PM
This is AWESOME!!

Another spun-out anti-semitic prick in fantasyland spouting off 20 minutes of 'crack-speak'.

And to a radio host who took 20 minutes out of his "Obama is Satan" crusade to let this ingrate jagoff completely unravel over the air.

You just can't make this shit up, folks!

Take a bow, Charlie! This was your "Mel Gibson" moment.

Alex Jones grates on my nerves but since he's a low budget operation, some people just let go. I mean if he has the right guest it's better than Coast to Coast AM. Alex always looks like he's ready to shoot a load because Charlie Sheen gives him the time of day and then his face goes weird once Charlie starts going crack crazy.:biggrin:

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 01:09 PM
What better way to cure a guy who is partying more than he should than to EXTEND his time in the bahamas with three hot chicks?
Bree Olsen is reallllly cute btw

Charlie is living by the Motley Crue motto"We are gonna do ALL the drugs and fuck ALL the women!"
I say if he showed up at work,and did his job,shut the fuck up! (and try and get him to take you aprtying with him for fuck's sake!)

I don't think you will ever see Charlie ice skating on TV. He's more Motley than Motley Crue these days. Charlie could get drunk, set fire to a small village and ravish the women with Lemmy. I don't think the rest of the domesticated so called rock stars could keep up anymore.

indeedido
02-25-2011, 01:17 PM
He is high and crazy. What was that last line about airport security, "get near my kids and I'll chew your fucking arm off." What the fuck? He's about to pull a Tyson. I'll rip your heart out and eat your kids. Praise be Allah

FORD
02-25-2011, 01:27 PM
I don't think you will ever see Charlie ice skating on TV.

No, but he's a shoe-in for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" :biggrin:

I'm sure Dr. Drew has already called him.

chefcraig
02-25-2011, 01:32 PM
Bree Olsen is reallllly cute btw


Good Lord!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2rctk42.jpg

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 01:37 PM
Merry Christmas from Charlie.

Let's hope he doesn't get on the same yellow brick road OJ Simpson got on.

Mr Walker
02-25-2011, 04:03 PM
Who was the porn star that he wrote the $30,000 check to cash? I heard her on the Stern show and she was fucking vile... I can't believe I share oxygen with such a disgusting life form.

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 04:07 PM
Who was the porn star that he wrote the $30,000 check to cash? I heard her on the Stern show and she was fucking vile... I can't believe I share oxygen with such a disgusting life form.

She's probably better than the average investment banker these days.

hambon4lif
02-25-2011, 04:56 PM
He should smoke up another 8-ball and call Howard Stern next. He should get gakked and rant on a different talk show every single day. That would be cool!

It will only catch up to you if you quit, Charlie! So wrap your lips around that glass pipe and suck on that motherfucker until your eyeballs bleed!!!

maggot bastard

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 05:13 PM
:biggrin:

THEDOCTOR
02-25-2011, 05:27 PM
Good Lord!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2rctk42.jpg

Do I know my pornstars or what?
How could you EVER go back to normal life when you fuck two or three of these chicks at a time?
Seriously folks think about it...TWO OR THREE of these chicks doing whatever you want and the minute they get out of hand you tell them to get the fuck out and replace them with the same caliper?
Then you get married and only have ONE chick trying to tell you what to do,and being bitchy,and not doing whatever you say just to stay in the room?
CMon man! Its a no win scenrio! After being like that for so long its almost impossible to have one chick and eat shit sandwhiches from them.
Therein lies his problem with being monogomous for my newest hero....Charlie Sheen. Dave needs to get him to come along on the next tour so he can remind them how to party again.

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 05:46 PM
I was wondering what might be luring you away from your filthy threads...

More filth...

fifth element
02-25-2011, 08:34 PM
Gun cabinets
Alcohol
Women

why should the man not have women around if he, and they, please?

that doesn't make sense to me....

fifth element
02-25-2011, 08:39 PM
I was wondering what might be luring you away from your filthy threads...

More filth...



filth?

Coming from a woman's perspective....

that picture is hardly filth...lolol

now, if you like, I could find you a good site or two
that MIGHT actually skim the lines of what some consider fun and others, filth...

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

fifth element
02-25-2011, 08:44 PM
No, I think he's entertaining and is right about some things...

you would.....

ELVIS
02-25-2011, 09:06 PM
Your new name is filth element...

Nitro Express
02-25-2011, 09:57 PM
Charlie was allergic to his medicine.

fifth element
02-25-2011, 11:57 PM
Your new name is filth element...

ohhhh...that hurts soooo bad coming from you......
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 12:20 AM
How bout filthy elephant ??

FORD
02-26-2011, 12:57 AM
I was wondering what might be luring you away from your filthy threads...

More filth...

Filthy??

For fuck's sake, the woman is in a bubble bath. How much cleaner can you get? :biggrin:

VanHalener
02-26-2011, 01:02 AM
Good Lord!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2rctk42.jpg

Are they real?

Please tell me those beauties are real.:hitch:

Terry
02-26-2011, 01:20 AM
Isn't the character Sheen 'portrays' on his sitcom basically an extension of himself?

So if it's on tv, it's okay, but if he does it in real life people who don't even know the guy jump on his shit?

I keep thinking about that line in Scarface: "Okay, so I'm the bad guy...what dat make you? Good?"

Found Sheen's comments about AA interesting, particularly about how silly it is for someone who hasn't had a drink in years to still define themselves as an alcoholic. Shortsighted or not, I am coming to believe that one major purpose of professional psychologists/rehab counselors/therapy groups is to convince people they're fucked up when they quite probably aren't, convince them that they can't conquer their addictions themselves once and for all, and lifelong treatment is the only solution.

Too many cocksuckers out there ready to tell others what they're doing is "bad" and make them feel guilty about it long enough to swipe a few bucks out of their pockets. This Dr. Drew character is a prime example.

Blaze
02-26-2011, 01:28 AM
Yes, Charlie is the man that is ranting about odd things and calling for a following to assist him in his Jihad of frivolously spending, corruption, and hurtful vice.
Yes, Charlie you are that man.

You shall do well in assisting the bilking of America.

Your antics will cover:

If there are some atrocities going on, it’s not our business."

That's what Publix supermarket spokesperson Dwaine

https://www.change.org/petitions/tell-publix-to-sell-slave-free-tomatoes

And
Washington Post.

According to the Washington Post's 2010 federal SEC filing, Kaplan "is the largest operating division of the Company, accounting for 58% of the Company's consolidated revenues in 2009." If you're keeping score at home, that 58 percent amounted to $1.54 billion. (yes billion with a B)
http://news.change.org/stories/top-10-cringeworthy-things-you-didnt-know-about-kaplan-u

A Kaplan University training manual uncovered by Senator Tom Harkin told employees: "If you can help them uncover their true pain and fear...You dramatically increase your chances of enrolling this prospective student." A separate presentation to employees declared that single African-American mothers raising two children were the most profitable, because they were the most likely to drop out.

The U.S. Government Accountability Office even found last year that Kaplan and other for-profit schools "encouraged fraud and engaged in deceptive and questionable marketing practices."
http://www.change.org/petitions/tell-kaplan-the-washington-post-stop-cashing-in-on-low-income-students

And that is just two off the top from today....

Yes, Charlie is the man, and like the previous Charlie,


"There has been a lot of charges and a lot of things said about me and brought against the co-defendants in this case, of which a lot could be cleared up and clarified....
{...}
My father is your system.... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you.

Happy Jihad, Charlie. :)

Terry
02-26-2011, 01:32 AM
Good Lord!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2rctk42.jpg

Those breasts, real or not, are quite nice.

Blaze
02-26-2011, 01:39 AM
Isn't the character Sheen 'portrays' on his sitcom basically an extension of himself?

So if it's on tv, it's okay, but if he does it in real life people who don't even know the guy jump on his shit?

I keep thinking about that line in Scarface: "Okay, so I'm the bad guy...what dat make you? Good?"

Found Sheen's comments about AA interesting, particularly about how silly it is for someone who hasn't had a drink in years to still define themselves as an alcoholic. Shortsighted or not, I am coming to believe that one major purpose of professional psychologists/rehab counselors/therapy groups is to convince people they're fucked up when they quite probably aren't, convince them that they can't conquer their addictions themselves once and for all, and lifelong treatment is the only solution.

Too many cocksuckers out there ready to tell others what they're doing is "bad" and make them feel guilty about it long enough to swipe a few bucks out of their pockets. This Dr. Drew character is a prime example.


I agree with you AA is not suitable for many, if not most, and rehab in America is a JOKE.

I am not able to pull quickly, but Google Germany's approach. It is 200% better than the faith-based USA doles out.

fifth element
02-26-2011, 02:34 AM
How bout filthy elephant ??


Ohhhh, yes, you're soooo clever...

that hurt...it reeally did....




no, REALLY...

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

filthy because i don't find the sight of a half naked woman repulsive?
what amazes me is that...you seem to.....

yikes.:biggrin:

sadaist
02-26-2011, 02:40 AM
So far I don't think Charlie has done much of anything wrong. He called out AA on their 5% success rate...which is true. And they are a religious outfit. Called a guy by his given first name....which was true. He is pissed they stopped the show because of his "behavior" when he has never missed a day of work, always shown up, and delivered perfectly on his job.

I think the network is the one that blew this way up. When Charlie first went to the hospital they should have just released a short statement saying they hope Charlie is better fast and back at work as scheduled. All would have been fine.

He is going to fight them for his pay for the canceled shows. I bet he wins since the only reason they canceled it was some statements he made to a few media outlets. Never even threatened anyone. Saying you could beat a guy up in the cage is not a threat.

Blaze
02-26-2011, 02:51 AM
I would not gloat too much 5th.

I venture E could share some first hand stories of just how great that Summer of Love went.

And as you said,
the fifth is the most important
the fifth element is love, blaze....

Care to define it for us, 5th?

Love that is, not the object... it. or objectifying

:)

Blaze
02-26-2011, 02:53 AM
So far I don't think Charlie has done much of anything wrong. He called out AA on their 5% success rate...which is true. And they are a religious outfit. Called a guy by his given first name....which was true. He is pissed they stopped the show because of his "behavior" when he has never missed a day of work, always shown up, and delivered perfectly on his job.

I think the network is the one that blew this way up. When Charlie first went to the hospital they should have just released a short statement saying they hope Charlie is better fast and back at work as scheduled. All would have been fine.

He is going to fight them for his pay for the canceled shows. I bet he wins since the only reason they canceled it was some statements he made to a few media outlets. Never even threatened anyone. Saying you could beat a guy up in the cage is not a threat.

Wow, you sound pro-union. :) I did not know you were pro-union.
You socialist you, how naughty! :biggrin:

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 03:41 AM
So far I don't think Charlie has done much of anything wrong. He called out AA on their 5% success rate...which is true. And they are a religious outfit. Called a guy by his given first name....which was true. He is pissed they stopped the show because of his "behavior" when he has never missed a day of work, always shown up, and delivered perfectly on his job.

I think the network is the one that blew this way up. When Charlie first went to the hospital they should have just released a short statement saying they hope Charlie is better fast and back at work as scheduled. All would have been fine.

He is going to fight them for his pay for the canceled shows. I bet he wins since the only reason they canceled it was some statements he made to a few media outlets. Never even threatened anyone. Saying you could beat a guy up in the cage is not a threat.

I will say this though: The thought process that starts calling people Filthy is a deranged thought process... (just ask anyone that uses the word filthy...they will rant on it). Ocd and Alcohol is volatile. If you are going to be an alcoholic.....better hope you are of the hippie and not beating kind. He had a hot woman, regardless of his problems. Now, CBS or whatever network is not married to him....so yup...he can keep it up as long as he can keep it up. A successful alkie...keeps his mouth shut.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfPZp5Rhjo

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 04:13 AM
What makes me aware is all the Sober people that are alcoholics: Same Rage: Same Denial of that Rage.

ashstralia
02-26-2011, 05:14 AM
Those breasts, real or not, are quite nice.

so are the ones on the real dolls, terry. they just look and feel weird and wrong. :biggrin:

ashstralia
02-26-2011, 05:28 AM
I will say this though: The thought process that starts calling people Filthy is a deranged thought process... (just ask anyone that uses the word filthy...they will rant on it).

believe it or not... i've never heard one single song off the david lee roth album with that horrid word in the title. it's true.

ashstralia
02-26-2011, 05:40 AM
oops back on topic. mr sheen is a detestable specimen of a 'man', and i hope he completely flames out in public. soon. i believe you can get 3/1 at ladbrokes.



edit... wouldn't it be awesome if he went all 'falling down'....

ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2011, 11:51 AM
allergic to meds? what, every 6 years or so..


remember when the media said Anna Nicole was drunk?

ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2011, 11:52 AM
believe it or not... i've never heard one single song off the david lee roth album with that horrid word in the title. it's true.

because of the word filth?

chefcraig
02-26-2011, 01:09 PM
because of the word filth?

I think it's because Warner Brothers stopped distributing Dave's albums outside the continental U.S. shortly after A Little Ain't Enough.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 01:25 PM
believe it or not... i've never heard one single song off the david lee roth album with that horrid word in the title. it's true.

I was referring to Sheen's rant.

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 01:29 PM
This thread is filthy...

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 01:35 PM
Dr. Drew on Sheen...

Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsS7cUvDnag)

Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5USKv9rBg)

Embedding disabled by globalist cocksuckers!!!


:elvis:

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 01:56 PM
Your new name is filth element...

Elvis is dead Btw, He filthed himself on the toilet....so why again are you still talking? And try this for a change....make up an original name...seems like most of the other people here were able to. Did you miss the R.I.F. van when it came around your neighborhood?

Lighten up Francis.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 02:10 PM
Good Lord!

http://i55.tinypic.com/2rctk42.jpg


Now back to our originally Shedjuled programming.....

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 02:20 PM
And try this for a change....make up an original name..

Like your pussified symmetrical name ??

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 02:23 PM
Like your pussified symmetrical name ??

Lighten up Francis.

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 02:31 PM
Go PM Blaze or something...

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 02:45 PM
Go PM Blaze or something...

Yea...everyone is crazy except you.

Peace out.


Hey, link up some music for me....Glad you are part of the Army Elvis.



What would be Sheen's Theme Music?

chefcraig
02-26-2011, 02:49 PM
What would be Sheen's Theme Music?

Probably in the netherworld between these two snappy tunes...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpr6IfYW5Lg

hambon4lif
02-26-2011, 03:00 PM
What would be Sheen's Theme Music?

hambon4lif
02-26-2011, 03:22 PM
What would be Sheen's Theme Music?CARLOS ESTEVEZ......PLEASE REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!

BITEYOASS
02-26-2011, 03:29 PM
Combining Cocaine with being a friend of Alex Jones is not a good idea.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 03:33 PM

DlocRoth
02-26-2011, 03:43 PM
Too easy. Goin Crazy!!

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 03:48 PM
Too easy. Goin Crazy!!

Lol the sun is shining...feel any need to fight?

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 03:57 PM

Blaze
02-26-2011, 04:11 PM
Go PM Blaze or something...
Hey! Suni Sinus is your boy! Don't try selling s/he onto me!

Any knowledge or mark of me he or she has of or about me is or was gained surreptitiously!

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 04:18 PM
Hey! Suni Sinus is your boy! Don't try selling s/he onto me!

Any knowledge or mark of me he or she has of or about me is or was gained surreptitiously!

English please.


Everyone is against you? Lol Blaze that is up to your own brain.

Scroll up and enjoy the Scott's.

Blaze
02-26-2011, 04:27 PM
Reason: or did you just get Weird. Blaze on! Call anything you do not understand "filth".

filth   
[filth] Show IPA
–noun
1.
offensive or disgusting dirt or refuse; foul matter: the filth dumped into our rivers.
2.
foul condition: to live in filth.
3.
moral impurity, corruption, or obscenity.
4.
vulgar or obscene language or thought.

Origin:
before 1000; Middle English; Old English fȳlth.

Related Words for : Filth
crud, skank, dirt, grease, grime

World English Dictionary
filth (fɪlθ)

— n
1. foul or disgusting dirt; refuse
2. extreme physical or moral uncleanliness; pollution
3. vulgarity or obscenity, as in language
4. derogatory , slang the filth the police

[Old English fӯlth ; related to Old Saxon, Old High German fūlitha ; see foul , defile ]

Word Origin & History

filth
O.E. fylð, from P.Gmc. *fulitho, noun derivative of *fulo- "foul" (see foul). A classic case of i-mutation. Moral sense of "obscene" is first recorded 1530s.
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 04:32 PM
filth   
[filth] Show IPA
–noun
1.
offensive or disgusting dirt or refuse; foul matter: the filth dumped into our rivers.
2.
foul condition: to live in filth.
3.
moral impurity, corruption, or obscenity.
4.
vulgar or obscene language or thought.

Origin:
before 1000; Middle English; Old English fȳlth.

Related Words for : Filth
crud, skank, dirt, grease, grime

World English Dictionary
filth (fɪlθ)

— n
1. foul or disgusting dirt; refuse
2. extreme physical or moral uncleanliness; pollution
3. vulgarity or obscenity, as in language
4. derogatory , slang the filth the police

[Old English fӯlth ; related to Old Saxon, Old High German fūlitha ; see foul , defile ]

Word Origin & History

filth
O.E. fylð, from P.Gmc. *fulitho, noun derivative of *fulo- "foul" (see foul). A classic case of i-mutation. Moral sense of "obscene" is first recorded 1530s.
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2010 Douglas Harper
Nice. Learning is Good.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 04:33 PM
Now what do you do with non-learners?

Blaze
02-26-2011, 04:34 PM
.you are like whitewashed tombs, which on the outside look beautiful, but inside they are full of the bones of the dead and of all kinds of filth.
unknown author
hypocrisy

You make yourselves out to be shepherds of the flock and yet you allow your sheep to live in filth and poverty. And if they try and raise their voices against it, you calm them by telling them their suffering is the will of God. Sheep, indeed. Are we sheep to be herded and sheared by a handful of owners? I was taught man was made in the image of God, not a sheep.
Philip Dunne
religion | ministers | poverty and the poor

Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable
dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in
armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
Allen Ginsberg
ugliness | filth | children

No! Dirty, slimy freaks, freaks, freaks! You filth, make me one of you, will you?
Share Willis Goldbeck
bigotry | rejection

Poor America, of what avail is all her wealth, if the individuals comprising the nation are wretchedly poor? If they live in squalor, in filth, in crime, with hope and joy gone, a homeless, soilless army of human prey.
Emma Goldman
poverty and the poor | wealth | class system

Arrive at New Orleans, a city of ships, steamers, flatboats, rafts, mud, fog, filth, stench, and a mixture of races and tongues. Cholera, "some." [At] Planters' Hotel. Mem:—Never get caught in a cheap tavern in a strange city
Rutherford Birchard Hayes
cities and city life | New Orleans

The filth and noise of the crowded streets soon destroy the elasticity of health which belongs to the country boy.
Rutherford Birchard Hayes
cities and city life

Overall, white men run America. From nuclear armaments to the filth and jeopardy of New York City subways to the cruel mismanagement of health care, is there anything to boast about?
June Jordan
social problems | American character

Every civilization when it loses its inner vision and its cleaner energy, falls into a new sort of sordidness, more vast and more stupendous than the old savage sort. An Augean stable of metallic filth.
D.H. Lawrence
decadence

the gray filth of it:
the knowledge that humankind,
delicate Man, whose flesh
responds to a caress, whose eyes
are flowers that perceive the stars ..
Denise Levertov
mankind | war

Blaze
02-26-2011, 04:44 PM
The hour when you say, "What does my virtue matter? It has not yet made me rage. How tired I am of my good and my evil! All that is poverty and filth, and a wretched complacency!
Friedrich Nietzsche
virtue | good and evil

These people, they smile at me and show their teeth. But, but it's the eyes that bite. I have not seen the back of anyone's head since I came here. Their eyes are all over my body like, like dirty fingers. I think they would turn their backs, I would leap upon them and my flesh would have to be washed off like filth. You should not have brought me here. I do not belong with these people.... How could I know I would come back to this. For five years with the Comanches my eyes never saw a tear. Now they see the silent questions: How many mestizo children carry her blood in their veins? Why didn't I kill myself?
Frank S. Nugent
prejudice | hypocrisy | racism

All's pathos now. The body that was gross,
Rank, ravenous, disgusting in the act or in repose,
All fever, filth and sweat, its bestial strength
And bestial decay, by pain and labour grows at length
Fragile and luminous.
Frank Templeton Prince
change | war

You have wished to give her good manners, as if a young girl's happiness were not inseparable from debauchery and immorality, as if the happiest of all women had not incontestably to be she most in filth and libertinage, she who most and best defies every prejudice and who most laughs reputation to scorn.
Marquis de Sade
debauchery

Why else keep a journal, if not
to examine your own filth?
Anne Sexton
journals | introspection

In Ireland they try to make a cat cleanly by rubbing its nose in its own filth. Mr. Joyce has tried the same treatment on the human subject. I hope it may prove successful
George Bernard Shaw
Joyce, James

But I saw the little-Ant men as they ran
Carrying the world's weight of the world's filth
And the filth in the heart of Man—
Compressed till those lusts and greeds had a greater heat
than that of the Sun.
Dame Edith Sitwell
evil

I myself saw furious with blood
Neoptolemus, at his side the black Atridae,
Hecuba and the hundred daughters, Priam
Cut down, his filth drenching the holy fires.
Allen Tate
Aeneas | mythology

What though the traveler tell us of the ruins of Egypt, are we so sick or idle that we must sacrifice our America and today to some man's ill-remembered and indolent story? Carnac and Luxor are but names, or if their skeletons remain, still more desert sand and at length a wave of the Mediterranean Sea are needed to wash away the filth that attaches to their grandeur. Carnac! Carnac! here is Carnac for me. I behold the columns of a larger
and purer temple.
Henry David Thoreau
America | Americans | Egypt | mortality

Think of admitting the details of a single case of the criminal court into our thoughts, to stalk profanely through their very sanctum sanctorum for an hour, ay, for many hours! to make a very barroom of the mind's inmost apartment, as if for so long the dust of the street had occupied us,—the very street itself, with all its travel, its bustle, and filth, had passed through our thoughts' shrine! Would it not be an intellectual and moral suicide?
Henry David Thoreau
thinking | thoughtful | mind, the

Nitro Express
02-26-2011, 04:47 PM
Here's some tombs full of dead bodies and filth for you. I'm sure Charlie Sheen has been here a few times.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 04:52 PM
Blaze on. We root for you. Take care of yourself....and if you ever need the Faith Element....let us know.

DlocRoth
02-26-2011, 04:53 PM
"Endurance is more important than the truth." -Barfly

Leave Chahlie alone.

FORD
02-26-2011, 05:00 PM
What would be Sheen's Theme Music?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM2ju6uUAFE

I'm so fucked up!

Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink
(So fucked up!)
We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink
(So fucked up!)

And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse

And I'm so fucked up that I can't see
So fucked up that I can't think
So fucked up, so what'll it be?
'Cause we've got it all... drink, drink, drink!

Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an asshole outta me
(So fucked up!)
It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG
(So fucked up!)

And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse

And I'm so fucked up that I can't speak
So fucked up and sick to boot
So fucked up, my stomach's weak
So where's the john... puke, puke, puke!

And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse

And I'm so fucked, my guts are churnin'
So fucked up, my heart has sunk
So fucked up, my head is burnin'
But I can't stop... drink, drank, drunk!

Blaze
02-26-2011, 05:01 PM
believe it or not... i've never heard one single song off the david lee roth album with that horrid word in the title. it's true.

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Blaze
02-26-2011, 05:13 PM
Blaze on. We root for you. Take care of yourself....and if you ever need the Faith Element....let us know.

fifth element - 02-04-2011
most people think of the four earth elements....
water, air, earth and fire

the fifth is the most important
the fifth element is love, blaze....



Blaze - 02-04-2011
Would not the fifth element be "the spark of life" , "that which makes things live", or God


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/converse.php?u=25754&u2=24297

FORD
02-26-2011, 05:15 PM
.you are like whitewashed tombs, which on the outside look beautiful, but inside they are full of the bones of the dead and of all kinds of filth.
unknown author


Unknown author? You're lucky today's the Sabbath, because JC ain't gonna like this! :headlights:

The full quote is actually "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything unclean." - Matthew 23:27

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 05:36 PM
Unknown author? You're lucky today's the Sabbath, because JC ain't gonna like this! :headlights:

The full quote is actually "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything unclean." - Matthew 23:27

Groovy.

So what do we do with each other? Hate?

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 05:45 PM
fifth element - 02-04-2011
most people think of the four earth elements....
water, air, earth and fire

the fifth is the most important
the fifth element is love, blaze....



Blaze - 02-04-2011
Would not the fifth element be "the spark of life" , "that which makes things live", or God


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/converse.php?u=25754&u2=24297

Love.

SunisinuS
02-26-2011, 06:26 PM

Blaze
02-26-2011, 06:46 PM
Suni It is not, "What do we do with each other". There is individual accountability for actions. It is what do you do within your means.

You submit to God's place. When you suffer, you are thankful to be tested. When you you prosper you show concern for stewardship.

God is beyond human means of comprehending. Everything is God's.

ELVIS
02-26-2011, 07:23 PM
Who is nuttier, Sheen or Blaze ??

ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2011, 07:40 PM
Groovy.

So what do we do with each other? Hate?


Seeing how they're gonna roll credits soon, it's required that everyone break into song.
And did those feet
in ancient times
walk upon England's mountain green...

ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2011, 07:43 PM
I think the 8 guests voted for Blaze.

chefcraig
02-26-2011, 07:44 PM
Seeing how they're gonna roll credits soon, it's required that everyone break into song.
And did those feet
in ancient times
walk upon England's mountain green...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ec_acXb88E

ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2011, 07:46 PM
And you may find yourself

living in a confusing thread.

and you may tell yourself

this is not my beautiful house

fifth element
02-26-2011, 07:47 PM
I would not gloat too much 5th.

I venture E could share some first hand stories of just how great that Summer of Love went.

And as you said,
the fifth is the most important
the fifth element is love, blaze....

Love that is, not the object... it. or objectifying

:)


gloat?
hmmmm...i was laughing at the fact the he was bothering to call me names
in a lame attempt to make me look and /or feel bad.

hardly gloating by Websters definition

and I stick by what I said...
that picture is not filthy, nor am I so for being of the opinion that it is not.

chefcraig
02-26-2011, 07:53 PM
And you may find yourself

living in a confusing thread.

and you may tell yourself

this is not my beautiful house

If you really want to scratch your head, try "Seen And Not Seen", from the same album...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvjw5xJF8WQ

He would see faces in movies, on T.V., in
magazines, and in books....
He thought that
some of these faces might be right for
him....And
through the years, by keeing an
ideal facial structure fixed in his
mind....Or
somewhere in the back of his mind....That he
might, by
force of will, cause his face to
approach those of his ideal....The
change
would be very subtle....It might take ten years
or so....
Gradually his face would change its'
shape....A more hooked nose...
Wider, thinner
lips....Beady eyes....A larger forehead.
He
imagined that this was an ability he shared with
most other
people....They had also molded
their faced according to some
ideal....Maybe
they imagined that their new face would
better
suit their personality....Or maybe they
imagined that their
personality would be forced
to change to fit the new appear-
ance....This
is why first impressions are often
correct...
Although some people might have
made mistakes....They may have
arrived at an
appearance that bears no relationship to
them....
They may have picked an ideal
appearance based on some childish
whim, or
momentary impulse....Some may have gotten
half-way
there, and then changed their
minds.
He wonders if he too might have made a
similar mistake.

fifth element
02-26-2011, 08:01 PM
fifth element - 02-04-2011
most people think of the four earth elements....
water, air, earth and fire

the fifth is the most important
the fifth element is love, blaze....



Blaze - 02-04-2011
Would not the fifth element be "the spark of life" , "that which makes things live", or God


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/converse.php?u=25754&u2=24297

and you wondered why I haad issues about discussing things w/ you in message format?
perhaps it's because my gut told me that you are the type of person to take info sent in messages and pull it into an open forum......

and see?
i was right!!!

fifth element
02-26-2011, 08:04 PM
Who is nuttier, Sheen or Blaze ??

that's not even a hard question.....

Candy Girl
02-26-2011, 10:16 PM
:hee:

ashstralia
02-26-2011, 11:01 PM
because of the word filth?

heheh no, tns, because i think craig's right. never seen it here. i did buy an import copy of dlr band though....

Nitro Express
02-27-2011, 03:21 AM
Charlie Sheen is a person who is high class.

Dave's Bitch
02-27-2011, 04:09 AM
Has his show been axed?

Dave's Bitch
02-27-2011, 04:13 AM
I think this is a fitting theme tune for charlie

Nitro Express
02-27-2011, 04:17 AM
Has his show been axed?

Yes it has. I think the network decided Charlie was no longer worth $1.8 million per episode. I think they just got tired of his bullshit and decided they had a good run and it was time to let it go.

Dave's Bitch
02-27-2011, 04:20 AM
$1.8 million per episode!!!.I never got why he seem's to be worth so much,am i missing something???.Has it not got something to do with his latest public trouble?

Nitro Express
02-27-2011, 04:32 AM
$1.8 million per episode!!!.I never got why he seem's to be worth so much,am i missing something???.Has it not got something to do with his latest public trouble?

Oh he was only making $1 million and threatened to quit the show unless they doubled his pay. Negotiations ensued and they settled on $1.8 million. It's all about profit. They are willing to pay Charlie that if he's pulling enough ratings to sell enough advertising. I mean that show was based around him and he was the key to making it work. But never forget actors are employees, and networks only care about the money. As soon as you don't pull in the ratings or your cost and bullshit hit diminishing returns, you are gone. They know Charlie is nuts and were smart enough to call it a rap once his problems showed up at work. It's pretty obvious he's a ticking time bomb.

sadaist
02-27-2011, 07:13 AM
Actually, if he comes back & the show starts up again the ratings will be HUGE! Everyone will watch to see what happens. How Charlie looks. Acts. What the script has in store for him.

I kinda feel bad for the kid. Just this year he finally signed a real contract to pay him good money. Then Charlie goes & fucks it all up.

ELVIS
02-27-2011, 11:28 AM
and you wondered why I haad issues about discussing things w/ you in message format?
perhaps it's because my gut told me that you are the type of person to take info sent in messages and pull it into an open forum......



As well as extrapolate things that are not there...:biggrin:

Prothro
02-27-2011, 01:02 PM
Charlie Rules ! Living like a rock star ! Keep up the good work Charlie.

ELVIS
02-27-2011, 01:55 PM
He'll be dying like a rock star soon...

Nitro Express
02-27-2011, 02:54 PM
Actually, if he comes back & the show starts up again the ratings will be HUGE! Everyone will watch to see what happens. How Charlie looks. Acts. What the script has in store for him.

I kinda feel bad for the kid. Just this year he finally signed a real contract to pay him good money. Then Charlie goes & fucks it all up.

The ratings would be huge. But human emotions are a weird thing. Maybe Charlie insulted the big brass decision makers enough where they have had enough and how many episodes would the ratings peak until Charlie rants and runs off again? As bad as his temper is, to be honest, if he was mad at me, I wouldn't want him anywhere near me.

My best friend in high school had a whacky mom. Warning signs all over the place. People tried to help but she needed to be locked up she was so far gone. It was 5150 time. Instead we all just made our distance and then one day we got the news she took a shotgun and blew her husband away in his sleep. She ended up in the state lockup for the criminally insane and finally got the help she needed. The diagnoses was she was a violent schitzophrenic. Sometimes these people need to be locked up before they kill someone.

hambon4lif
02-27-2011, 03:22 PM
It was 5150 time.It never is, it never was, nor will it ever be "5150 time".

The Earth will fly into the motherfucking Sun before that ever happens.....

SunisinuS
02-27-2011, 04:47 PM
The ratings would be huge. But human emotions are a weird thing. Maybe Charlie insulted the big brass decision makers enough where they have had enough and how many episodes would the ratings peak until Charlie rants and runs off again? As bad as his temper is, to be honest, if he was mad at me, I wouldn't want him anywhere near me.

My best friend in high school had a whacky mom. Warning signs all over the place. People tried to help but she needed to be locked up she was so far gone. It was 5150 time. Instead we all just made our distance and then one day we got the news she took a shotgun and blew her husband away in his sleep. She ended up in the state lockup for the criminally insane and finally got the help she needed. The diagnoses was she was a violent schitzophrenic. Sometimes these people need to be locked up before they kill someone.

I am sorry for your friend and the whole community. Hard to lose your father and your mother at the same time.

Nitro Express
02-28-2011, 02:04 AM
I am sorry for your friend and the whole community. Hard to lose your father and your mother at the same time.

Oh my friend's father ran off with his secretary and divorced the crazy woman. She married another poor smuck and went nuts and killed him. My friend didn't really like him anyways.

Nitro Express
02-28-2011, 02:13 AM
What's interesting about these violent schitzophrenic people is a lot of them are highly competent people. I mean Charlie Sheen even when he's a mess at home could show up to work and pull it off. This lady that shot her husband was a very smart, competent woman. She was an amazing office administrator and one of the fastest typists I've ever seen. She was nice and used to type our reports for school for us. Sometimes it's the most competent people at work that are the biggest messes at home. I worked with a guy at Hewlett Packard that was that way. I went to his house and found booze bottles all over the place and the kitchen was a mess. I couldn't believe it because he was a neat freak at work but he was an alcoholic and lived alone because his wife and kids left him.

They seem to get by until they are in their 40's or even 50's and then they snap big time. They kill someone.

ELVIS
02-28-2011, 10:22 AM
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ThrillsNSpills
02-28-2011, 10:53 AM
thanks for that.

ELVIS
02-28-2011, 01:58 PM
:elvis:

Seshmeister
02-28-2011, 03:54 PM

ThrillsNSpills
02-28-2011, 04:05 PM
The thing I got from the Millionaire clip is that Charlie looks like he's aged 20 years since and not 10.

I'm surprised nobody posted the clip where he said crack socially is ok for the people who can handle it...

Seshmeister
02-28-2011, 04:06 PM
:elvis:


Kermit was impressive.

Seshmeister
02-28-2011, 04:20 PM
John Stewart looks young...

Hardrock69
03-01-2011, 02:52 AM
It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends. Watching his interview on ABC this evening and he fucking looks and sounds like Ed!

Grow his hair long, dress him in some raggedy clothes, give him a crack pipe to smoke until his teeth get fucked up and he would look just like him!

http://backtorockville.typepad.com/back_to_rockville/images/2007/04/23/eddie_before_x00048_9_2.jpg

ashstralia
03-01-2011, 03:22 AM
one of the porn biatchez said he has no teeth left, they're falsies.

Nitro Express
03-01-2011, 05:16 AM
After hearing these Charlie Sheen stories that dude can really party down. Rents the Hugh Heffner suite at the Palms. Drinks a bottle of vodka. Smokes a bunch of crack. Fucks four whores at the same time. Smashes up the hotel room. Barely makes it to the airport and arives at Warner Brother's just in time to film Two and a Half Men.

That's a feat when you are 20 let alone in your 40's. Charlie is a master. But like all good athletes, old age starts to take it's toll and you start to lose your abilities.

Nitro Express
03-01-2011, 05:20 AM
Honestly. Charlie is the best addict I've ever seen. He would run the young Motley Crue into the ground. The drugs floored those guys to where they had to piss the bed because they were too wasted to get up. Charlie memorizes lines and acts and we can't even tell he's wasted.

Hardrock69
03-01-2011, 09:27 AM
And he constantly refers to himself as a 'rock star'.

ELVIS
03-01-2011, 10:05 AM
I feel sorry for him...

Mr Walker
03-01-2011, 10:09 AM
Just had a 45 minute conversation with Stern and I have to say, the dude sounded calm, cool and collected... maybe he's coming down.

ELVIS
03-01-2011, 10:10 AM
Here's a good one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM)


:elvis:

ELVIS
03-01-2011, 10:17 AM
I think he's been in a post super-long-drug-binge manic phase...

been there, done that...


:elvis:

sadaist
03-01-2011, 11:31 AM
one of the porn biatchez said he has no teeth left, they're falsies.


Well, some of that is normal too. I have 4 teeth that are porcelain crowns. Can't take them out or anything like that, but they had root canals, were shaved down to little fang teeth, and big porcelain crowns set on them. Also have numerous fillings from 39 1/2 years of living, smoking, alcohol, soda, corn chips, hard candy, etc...

But with his money & time, why he wouldn't get nice new Hollywood style implants is beyond me. All the Hollywood stars that have perfect teeth....those aren't their real teeth. They have all implants or crowns in place. Hell, I'd go that route & have all nice perfect pearly whites if I could afford it.

ELVIS
03-01-2011, 11:37 AM
Like Sammy Hagar ??

hambon4lif
03-01-2011, 11:41 AM
It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends.Of course! They're both two peas in a fucked-up pod.
Both of them could spend an entire day laughing and trading stories of how they took a shit on Jews that made them rich.

Nitro Express
03-01-2011, 11:44 AM
And he constantly refers to himself as a 'rock star'.

He's proved you don't need to play an instrument or sing to be a rock star.:biggrin:

Nitro Express
03-01-2011, 12:11 PM
Here's a good one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM)


:elvis:

The dude is a ball of energy and gets bored easy. He needs monkey hour. He knew Heidi Fleiss and inhaled the whole room. Trashing the hotel room and scaring the shit out of the porn start was art. You are mere mortals but I'm something special. Shazzzzam!:biggrin:

It's actually kind of refreshing. Most celebs are politically correctly neutered wimps today.

Hardrock69
03-01-2011, 01:16 PM
He's proved you don't need to play an instrument or sing to be a rock star.:biggrin:

True dat!

FORD
03-01-2011, 01:53 PM
Charlie Sheen for President in 2012.

He's a coke addict and his dad was President. Apparently (after 2000) those are valid qualifications. And at least he will admit that the official story of 9-11 was bullshit.

chefcraig
03-01-2011, 02:11 PM
Charlie Sheen for President in 2012. He's a coke addict and his dad was President.

And that is what I keep waiting for as the story unfolds, the arrival of the gratuitous, face time-grabbing "announcement" from Martin Sheen, asking for the public's prayers and forgiveness in this troubling time. Anyone care to lay odds on Sheen Sr. showing up before the week is out?

Mr Walker
03-01-2011, 02:11 PM
Winning

ThrillsNSpills
03-01-2011, 02:19 PM
sheen will be on 20/20 tonight (Tuesday)
in case anyone cares

hambon4lif
03-01-2011, 02:39 PM
sheen will be on 20/20 tonight (Tuesday)
in case anyone caresBetween the Dan Patrick call-in, the Alex Jones call-in, the Howard Stern call-in, and the Today Show appearance, he's done more than enough to make a complete ass of himself. 20/20 will be the icing on the cake.

There is something to be said for someone who's standing in front of an oncoming train and just leans into it.....

....this crash and burn is gonna emit some very pretty colors.

Nitro Express
03-01-2011, 03:16 PM
I will look for the colorful rainbow above Mulholland Estates.

BITEYOASS
03-01-2011, 11:27 PM
And what is Charlie Sheen doing right now, fuckin' WINNING! :biggrin:

ashstralia
03-01-2011, 11:37 PM
thanks biteyoass, fucking hilarious. :biggrin:

i think our carlos's problem is that he thinks he is david lee roth; now if someone would just explain to him that without the dynamite wit, phenomenal legacy, half of 1 percent of the coolness, or any discernable talent whatsoever he just looks like a complete wanker.... an untalented anti semite wanker.

Mr Walker
03-02-2011, 09:36 AM
If you're like me and can't divert your eyes from a car wreck... you can follow Sheen on twitter and no surprise, he's WINNING.

hambon4lif
03-02-2011, 10:38 AM
There's alot of renewed interest in Steve Winwood all of a sudden. Every station on the dial is playing the hell out of that fucking song.

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 10:51 AM
Winning what ??

hambon4lif
03-02-2011, 10:54 AM
The war......on drugs

sadaist
03-02-2011, 11:08 AM
Having millions of dollars in the bank, a giant house, the media kissing your feet to get you on air, good friends with Eddie Van Halen, and snorting coke off a porn stars taint......sounds like a win to me.

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 11:28 AM
Not to me...

The latest is they took his kids...

Dr. Love
03-02-2011, 11:44 AM
Reading a lot of the quotes from Charlie Sheen over the last few days, they really did remind me of some of the Dave quotes floating around. In a good way. I think the shit the guy saying is bizarrely profound. I'd've never thought of it. And while Dave seems to be saying the same lines over and over, it just seems to be spilling out of Sheen constantly. Doesn't sound rehearsed, just sounds like stream-of-consciousness.

And it's fucking hilarious.

BITEYOASS
03-02-2011, 11:47 AM
There's alot of renewed interest in Steve Winwood all of a sudden. Every station on the dial is playing the hell out of that fucking song.

WRONG! That was Santana! You lose and we have no lovely parting gifts for you.

Maybe if you increased your musical knowledge, then you would start WINNING!

BITEYOASS
03-02-2011, 11:49 AM
Reading a lot of the quotes from Charlie Sheen over the last few days, they really did remind me of some of the Dave quotes floating around. In a good way. I think the shit the guy saying is bizarrely profound. I'd've never thought of it. And while Dave seems to be saying the same lines over and over, it just seems to be spilling out of Sheen constantly. Doesn't sound rehearsed, just sounds like stream-of-consciousness.

And it's fucking hilarious.

I think Charlie succeeded in combining Dave's upbeat ramblings with Eddie's shitty attitude.

chefcraig
03-02-2011, 11:56 AM
There's alot of renewed interest in Steve Winwood all of a sudden. Every station on the dial is playing the hell out of that fucking song.

Christ, I hated that song the first 60 or so times I heard it, and that was on the first day FM radio played the Godforsaken piece of shit. My girlfriend made the ultimate remark about the song at the time: "Wow, that song got old fast."

By the way, it was Santana, not Winwood.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od9FkRvvnrg

Nitro Express
03-02-2011, 11:58 AM
They interviewed a guy who played baseball with Charlie Sheen at Santa Monica High School. I guess his name was Carlos Estavez in those days. He was one hell of a good pitcher and could probably have gone pro. This guy said Charlie was the guy who was so smart he would get bored in school and do poorly grade wise. He was expelled right before graduation for cutting classes and poor grades.

It was also mentioned that Charlie's father Martin Sheen was a super nice guy who always said hello or smiled and waved when he drove by.

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 11:58 AM
WRONG! That was Santana! You lose and we have no lovely parting gifts for you.

Maybe if you increased your musical knowledge, then you would start WINNING!





:biggrin:

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 11:59 AM
Too slow I guess...:biggrin:

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 11:59 AM
Does that mean I'm not WINNING ??

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 12:01 PM
Hey, if Sheen has another son he should name him WINNING!

HI, I'm WINNING


:biggrin:

Nitro Express
03-02-2011, 12:02 PM
One of Danny Bonaduce's councilers said they tested Danny's IQ and he's very intelligent actually. I remember this shrink saying a lot of these guys who are wild are actually so smart they get bored easy and always have to have a lot of things going on to satisfy them. He said they typically have no fear, big egos, and big appetites. I think Charlie falls into that category.

sadaist
03-02-2011, 12:17 PM
Not to me...

The latest is they took his kids...


Yes. Because his estranged wife Brooke Mueller alleged that he stated he would cut off her head. Courts always side with the mother even though there is zero proof he said this. Just his word vs hers. Funny thing is, she is in rehab for cocaine abuse right now herself. She will only spend 4 hours a day with the kids and then they will be watched by her mom the rest of the time. While Charlie is being tested every day & showing clean, the courts give custody to the woman in the rehab canter. Weird how that works.

This is just a ploy for her to keep upping the eventual cash settlement she will get from Charlie.

chefcraig
03-02-2011, 12:21 PM
Too slow I guess...:biggrin:


Does that mean I'm not WINNING ??

"Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." - Charlie Sheen, in a rare lucid moment.

sadaist
03-02-2011, 12:26 PM
Charlie Sheen has a 27 year old daughter. That's older than these women he is partying & living with. I would really love to hear her take on all of this. Not sure if they even have any kind of relationship at all. So she may not even really know him. But she is doing a good job of staying out of the spotlight, that's for sure.

Also like to hear from Jon Cryer & Angus (the other 1 1/2 men). Has Charlie always been like this? Maybe the way he is speaking is the norm for him. There have never really been a lot of interviews before now of him. Just his acting. If he has always been like this than that shows CBS is truly fucking him.

His story is that Chuck Lorre didn't have any more shows written. So he was just looking for a way to put the brakes on the show since they had no scripts. So put the blame on Charlie for being the way he has always been? Doesn't make sense. They stood behind him when he was making a plea bargain for the alleged spousal abuse, but won't stand behind him after a radio interview? There is more to this story than just Charlie partying very hard.

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 12:28 PM
Carlos Irwin Estevez is a typical violent drug addicted alcoholic hispanic with more money than he can handle...

Obama should take it and redistribute some to me...:biggrin:

ELVIS
03-02-2011, 12:34 PM
http://cbskvil.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen.jpg?w=385&h=240http://www-movieline-com.vimg.net/images/assets_c/2011/03/CharlieSheenPiersMorgan500-thumb-500xauto-29993.jpg

Yeah...ok...


:biggrin:

Nitro Express
03-02-2011, 12:38 PM
Charlie Sheen has better morals than the average minister and politician. Those guys steal other people's money. Charlie earns his.

Nitro Express
03-02-2011, 12:42 PM
Carlos Irwin Estevez is a typical violent drug addicted alcoholic hispanic with more money than he can handle...

Obama should take it and redistribute some to me...:biggrin:

What do you mean. Obama works for the big banks. That money would go to the Federal Reserve and then disappear to the Cayman islands or Switzerland.

hambon4lif
03-02-2011, 12:51 PM
Christ, I hated that song the first 60 or so times I heard it, and that was on the first day FM radio played the Godforsaken piece of shit. My girlfriend made the ultimate remark about the song at the time: "Wow, that song got old fast."

By the way, it was Santana, not Winwood.Thanks!

I know how I made that mistake, because my knowledge of that song matches my interest in that song. What I want to know is how DJ'S are pulling that song up to play it and giving Winwood the credit.

Either way, I hope it dies out fast because it was a corny piece of shit to begin with.

Nitro Express
03-02-2011, 12:51 PM
At least Charlie hasn't declared himself God yet.

Mr Walker
03-02-2011, 02:26 PM
Just so there is no confusion... @charliesheen just said on twitter that he is "Still Winning..!"
No BS!

lesfunk
03-02-2011, 05:21 PM
As far as I'm cuntcerned he's already won. All that's left to do is cash out.

hambon4lif
03-02-2011, 05:47 PM
He's already won "Biggest Douchebag of 2011" two days into March.

That takes mad skills, yo.

sadaist
03-02-2011, 06:17 PM
He's already won "Biggest Douchebag of 2011" two days into March.

That takes mad skills, yo.



At least he is not going to pretend anymore that he isn't a bitchin' rockstar from Mars.

I love this guy more & more with every quote he makes. I just might drive out to his house with a bunch of steaks & see if he wants to grill em up with me.

Prothro
03-02-2011, 06:28 PM
Having millions of dollars in the bank, a giant house, the media kissing your feet to get you on air, good friends with Eddie Van Halen, and snorting coke off a porn stars taint......sounds like a win to me.

HELL YEAH !!! What guy wouldn't want to be like Charlie. He's the guy every guy wants to be. Partying all the time and laying pipe to porn chicks , how could it get any better ?

ThrillsNSpills
03-02-2011, 06:34 PM
I think Charlie definately watched Dave growing up and he's playing the media the best he can.
Some of the areas he's gone into obviously hasn't helped his case.

hambon4lif
03-02-2011, 06:43 PM
Oh, FFS!

http://skreened.com/livethesheendream/live-the-sheen-dream?direction=asc&field=order&query=&start=0&count=20

VanHalener
03-02-2011, 07:01 PM
...He's the guy every guy wants to be....

Yeah right! Every guy wants to be like Charlie.

Charlie is one fucked up individual who, according to my guestimation, will be dead before years end.

Hope not, but his fuse is lit and I'm guessing it's going to reach powder before long.
~So to speak~

High Life Man
03-03-2011, 12:50 AM
Throw 'em the heater, Ricky!

Hardrock69
03-03-2011, 01:29 AM
The "I Healed Really Fast" Charlie above really resembles Ed when he was a wastoid. Charlie just has a 'clean-cut' hairstyle.

Prothro
03-03-2011, 01:30 AM
Charlie is the David Lee Roth of the movie/sitcom business.
Roth has "Rothisms" and I guess Charlie has "Charlieisms or Sheenisms".

Nitro Express
03-03-2011, 01:54 AM
"People are just upset because their miserable lives aren't as good as mine because they didn't plan well. They sit there angry with their ugly wife in a life they hate and I sit here with my goddesses. Winning!" --Charlie Sheen--:biggrin:

ashstralia
03-03-2011, 06:28 AM
911.....

ELVIS
03-03-2011, 09:39 AM
Charlie is the David Lee Roth of the movie/sitcom business.


No, he's the Eddie Van Loser...

sadaist
03-03-2011, 10:19 AM
No, he's the Eddie Van Loser...


You mean Eddie Van Winning!


Charlie has been like this for over 20 years. All we have ever heard of this guy is hookers, porn stars, booze & drugs. Just he finally decided to stop apologizing for it & hiding it. Fuck it, he loves his lifestyle and has for over 20 years. Why apologize for it? Embrace it.

No one was shocked with anything he has done. The only thing that is shocking anyone is that he is admitting to what everyone already knew. That's not how the celebrity handbook says you do it. You get caught on drugs you immediately go to rehab, apologize to everyone for your downfall, and pray to Jesus that he gives you the strength to not fall into evil again.

Screw that. It's refreshing that someone is finally admitting what we all knew. he likes porn stars, he likes to party, he loves being rich, he has a huge ego, and he is winning!

Plus in 2 days all of America is now using the word "winning" like never before. So funny how quickly it became viral.

ELVIS
03-03-2011, 10:23 AM
Will he be WINNING when he loses his children and his vital organs ??

He looks 65 not 45...

ELVIS
03-03-2011, 10:24 AM
Oh, and his mind ??

Yeah, he's WINNING...


LMAO!

Mr Walker
03-03-2011, 10:39 AM
I was putting a new bed together for my daughter last night and when she came in the room with her brother (they are 3 and 5) and asked me what I was doing I told them "WINNING"

ELVIS
03-03-2011, 10:50 AM
No, that's LOSING!

Being on the streets chasing whores and drugs is the new WINNING!


:biggrin:

Nitro Express
03-03-2011, 11:55 AM
Being served a picture of fine beer by a maid with huge bare tits is winning.

chefcraig
03-03-2011, 12:16 PM
Being served a picture of fine beer by a maid with huge bare tits is winning.

The maid part I get, but why on Earth would anyone want a picture of fine beer?

kwame k
03-03-2011, 12:34 PM
A picture's worth a thousand words:umm:

CROWBAR
03-03-2011, 01:50 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/118933875v8_480x480_Front.jpg

:biggrin:

CROWBAR
03-03-2011, 01:53 PM
Charlie approved beer:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/2899_1450_baseball-boobs-and-beer.jpg

2 breast implants... $4,000

Dodgers tickets... $47

A cold beer... $6

Drunkenly pouring the beer down your shirt... priceless.

Prothro
03-03-2011, 06:12 PM
You mean Eddie Van Winning!


Charlie has been like this for over 20 years. All we have ever heard of this guy is hookers, porn stars, booze & drugs. Just he finally decided to stop apologizing for it & hiding it. Fuck it, he loves his lifestyle and has for over 20 years. Why apologize for it? Embrace it.

No one was shocked with anything he has done. The only thing that is shocking anyone is that he is admitting to what everyone already knew. That's not how the celebrity handbook says you do it. You get caught on drugs you immediately go to rehab, apologize to everyone for your downfall, and pray to Jesus that he gives you the strength to not fall into evil again.

Screw that. It's refreshing that someone is finally admitting what we all knew. he likes porn stars, he likes to party, he loves being rich, he has a huge ego, and he is winning!

Plus in 2 days all of America is now using the word "winning" like never before. So funny how quickly it became viral.

Very well said Sadaist , in total agreement.

POJO_Risin
03-03-2011, 07:09 PM
It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends. Watching his interview on ABC this evening and he fucking looks and sounds like Ed!

Grow his hair long, dress him in some raggedy clothes, give him a crack pipe to smoke until his teeth get fucked up and he would look just like him!

http://backtorockville.typepad.com/back_to_rockville/images/2007/04/23/eddie_before_x00048_9_2.jpg

The exact thing I thought...I immediately pictured spED in that 1996 interview and beyond...many...many similarities...mannerisms...everything...

POJO_Risin
03-03-2011, 07:27 PM
It's hard as hell as a father...watching him rolling out his "Tiger Blood" bullshit, while his kids are in the next room being watched over by a Porn Star and a pot model. I'm not saying they can't be good mothers (yeah I can), but how long has he known these fucking idiots? A month? They weren't the whores that were with him in January...so I'm guessing it's recent. Of course, their real mother is a crack-whore...so what the fuck.

Anyways...these two fucking rocket scientists have come to a new agreement, and I think...reinstated the old custody agreement. Boy...you want to talk about a couple of kids facing a fun life with a couple of fucking winners...

yah
03-03-2011, 07:48 PM
Charlie's in a tight spot with the show being put on hold, and he's flying in the middle of this current media frenzy.
Must be insane pressure, and that comes out in his voice.
Still wish him well; he's a real character!

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 09:43 AM
It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends. Watching his interview on ABC this evening and he fucking looks and sounds like Ed!

Grow his hair long, dress him in some raggedy clothes, give him a crack pipe to smoke until his teeth get fucked up and he would look just like him!

http://backtorockville.typepad.com/back_to_rockville/images/2007/04/23/eddie_before_x00048_9_2.jpg

I was just thinking the same thing about those two guys. Someone should photoshop Sheen's face onto this pic and voila!

:biggrin:

Weeksy Lee Roth
03-04-2011, 10:43 AM
I wanna fuck Bree Olson, but after she's had a shower and douched out her pussy. No sloppy seconds for me please

Mr Walker
03-04-2011, 10:48 AM
I wanna fuck Bree Olson, but after she's had a shower and douched out her pussy.

...with about a gallon of bleach and penicillin.

hambon4lif
03-04-2011, 12:06 PM
I've seen alot of her work. The only thing Charlie is going to be WINNING is a raffle at a free clinic.

THEDOCTOR
03-04-2011, 12:24 PM
Porn industry mainstreamers like her are tested more regularly than any average person.With the sheer amount of whoriness most women exhibit nowadays,Id rather fuck a porn star who just got tested 3 times this month than a regular girl that mightve gotten tested once this year,but had similar numbers of indescreet bed hopping.
Yes . Charlie is winning.

Blaze
03-04-2011, 12:33 PM
Ripping myself away from other research projects, I got to wonder if Charlie is so happy why does he beat up his domestics? (and wives?)
I could understand one or two mild domestic disturbance especially if they were reasoned out in the system.

:biggrin: But damn, Charlie, maybe you need to read up on Capitan Buffett's guide on sailing the party seas.

OSHA needs to step in and give hazard pay to your domestics. :lmao:

When that big wind hits and the boat is grabbed like the play toy that it is; the ones that can ride the adrenalin rush with ease and guile is the ship that wins! :biggrin:

"Tell me a story about you, Uncle Charlie"
:tongue0011:



By Jenna Birch
Charlie Sheen recently reached a new level of bizarre in the relationship department. As 20/20 just revealed, he keeps two live-in girlfriends at home who help raise his twin boys, Bob and Max. Oh, yeah. And he refers to them as "the goddesses."

Not surprisingly, one important person in this little scenario isn't all-too happy about Charlie's living arrangement. She probably isn't thrilled about the public drug sprees. Or the weekends in Vegas with prostitutes, either… That person would be Brooke Mueller.

According to PopEater, the mother of Bob and Max, and Charlie's soon-to-be ex-wife, was able to file a restraining order on Tuesday evening after the Two and a Half Men star allegedly threatened her, saying: "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." Wow. Angry, much?

Bob and Max were removed from Sheen's home on Tuesday night.

This is not Charlie's only legal woe at the moment. He is in the midst of a battle with TV-giant CBS and the minds behind Men, who decided to stop the show mid-season after the star's wild antics. Sheen wants his full 1.2 million-per-episode salary. CBS says they are just fine running Two and a Half Men reruns, which are pulling in great ratings.

And let's not forget, the show debacle is on top of the legal troubles with Mueller—who is just one gal in a parade of women to make headlines with Charlie over the years.

Here, we take a look back at the notable women who have filled the actor's love life and provided plenty of tabloid fodder. It has been a crazy ride, to say the least, and all indications show that Charlie isn't slowing down anytime soon.

In his own words to 20/20: "That's how I roll. I have one speed: Go!"

January 1990: Charlie's fiancée, Kelly Preston, is accidentally shot in the arm. He was carrying a gun in the pocket of his jeans and forgot about it. When she picked up the jeans later on, it went off. Oops. Soon after, Kelly dumps him and marries John Travolta. Oh, good decisions…

July 1995: Charlie appears in court to testify in the tax-evasion trial of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss. He was a frequent client of her illegal happenings, ordering up call girls at least 27 times and dropping more than $50,000 on the services. "I love sex and I can afford it," he says to justify his actions. Classy. [Source: The Hollywood Reporter]

September 1995: Some relationships just aren't built to last... The actor gets hitched to model Donna Peele, but their quickie marriage dissolves after six months.

December 1996: Charlie is put in the slammer for beating his porn-star girlfriend, Brittany Ashland. She claims he slammed her into the floor, breaking open her lip and knocking her unconscious. He allegedly threatens to kill her if she tells anyone about the incident. Sheen later pleads no contest to the assault and is sentenced to two years probation, one-year in prison (a term which is eventually suspended), and eight counseling sessions—which don't exactly lead Charlie down the right path. 7 Most Repulsive Celebrity Douchebags Right Now

July 2002: After screen-legend pop Martin Sheen turns him in for violating parole, and a stint in rehab a few years earlier, a seemingly cleaned-up Sheen marries Bond-girl Denise Richards. [Source: Los Angeles Daily News]

March 2005: Richards leaves Charlie and files for divorce while six-months pregnant with their second child. She says Charlie is still abusing drugs and alcohol, and an ugly custody battle over their two daughters makes headlines. [Source: TV Guide]

April 2006: Restraining Order #1… Sheen is told he must stay 300 yards away from Denise and their kids, except during supervised visits, because he reportedly acted violent toward Richards and her parents. Denise Richards Doesn't Love Abusive Charlie Sheen

May 2008: Sheen makes another trip down the aisle, this time with real estate investor Brooke Mueller. Will the third time be a charm for Charlie? ...Um, no. Charlie Sheen Is Engaged. To Be Married. To A Woman.

December 2009: The Men star's anger management issues continue. Charlie lands in jail and is slapped with assault charges for allegedly hitting his wife. Brooke and Charlie separate.

October 2010: While on a good ol' family vacation with Denise Richards and their daughters in NYC, Charlie tears up a room at The Plaza Hotel. He is partying with porn-star Capri Anderson at the time, who sues him for choking her. Sheen counter-sues for extortion. Nothing comes of the incident. Legally, anyway. His bizarre behavior certainly leaves an indelible mark on the world of pop-culture crazies, though. Charlie Sheen Enjoys Escorts, Throwing Hissy Fits?

January 2011: Sheen heads to Vegas where he lives it up with strippers, adult-film stars and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. He gets back to Hollywood in time to resume filming on Two and a Half Men. However later that month, Charlie is such a cut-up that is rushed to the hospital after "laughing too hard at the TV." Right... His hit show goes on hiatus. [Source: The Hollywood Reporter]

February 2011: After some at-home rehab, Mr. Sheen goes on 20/20 to show the world his "goddesses," a former model and porn star who live with him at his L.A. home and help raise his two sons. We bet this is where Brooke Mueller gets just a snitch upset.

March 2011: Brooke files for a temporary restraining order after Sheen's alleged "I will cut off your head" threat, and Bob and Max are taken from Charlie's house and custody. He states on The Today Show that he does not know where his sons are, and tells his estranged wife: "I'm sorry you felt that this had to be done in this way, but this does not display any responsible parenting in anything that I'm familiar with." Oh, Charlie.

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 02:40 PM
Why does Sheen beat his wives? Because they wouldn't let him watch his porn AND screw some porn skanks on the side while married. It must have drove him over the edge!

:biggrin:

sadaist
03-04-2011, 02:55 PM
Brooke Mueller needs to shut the fuck up. She is taking drugs. She is in rehab. She went with Charlie & the 2 Goddesses to the Bahamas and had a "family weekend". She is parading the kids out in front of the paparazzi. Then she blames Charlie for the same stuff she is doing & condoning in him. It's all her ploy for money & fame. She stays in the headlines & gets more money from Charlie.

No way when she first hooked up with him that she didn't know he liked hookers & porn stars. We have known this for 20 years. No way she didn't know he liked to party. We have all known this for 20 years. It's like hooking up with Nikki Sixx and then getting mad because he likes tattoos. Hook up with Jeff Gordon and then bitch that he drives too fast.

They knew the deal when they got in.

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 02:56 PM
They want his money bottom line, so they go ahead and marry, despite knowing his history dude.

Mr Walker
03-04-2011, 03:14 PM
Holy Shit... I just saw a picture of his 26 year old daughter. She's a big gal.

Kristy
03-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Weird genetics in that family

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/253924/thumbs/s-CASSANDRA-SHEEN-large.jpg

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 03:26 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/294839.jpg

Charlie, going down with the ship? See you didn't learn anything from me didja?

Blaze
03-04-2011, 05:02 PM
There is a saying somewhere that the sins of the father afflict 7 generations; wonder what those children's forefathers did to grace them with fortune. ;)

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 06:32 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/98337_wb_0428b.jpg

Oh noooooooo, we're invincible huh Charlie?

Nitro Express
03-04-2011, 07:57 PM
Charlie approved beer:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/2899_1450_baseball-boobs-and-beer.jpg

2 breast implants... $4,000

Dodgers tickets... $47

A cold beer... $6

Drunkenly pouring the beer down your shirt... priceless.

WINNING!:baaa:

Nitro Express
03-04-2011, 08:10 PM
You can fuck a 10. Or you can fuck two 5's or five 2's.

Nitro Express
03-04-2011, 08:11 PM
When Charlie had just one woman, she's always smoking hot. Now he has two and they are half as hot.

CROWBAR
03-04-2011, 08:36 PM
You can fuck a 10. Or you can fuck two 5's or five 2's.

And that kids is today's "Sheen" life lesson.

sadaist
03-04-2011, 09:14 PM
When Charlie had just one woman, she's always smoking hot. Now he has two and they are half as hot.


Yes. But they are not married to him and they know the deal. That alone more than makes up for anything they may lack in looks. Plus they seem to rotate out every 2 weeks or so. So take your pic. One hot wife that is entitled to half your money & can order you around & tell you not to fuck other women. or a rotating buffet of whores who don't give a fuck where you put your dick and are not entitled to any of your money.

Easy choice. WINNING!

Nitro Express
03-04-2011, 09:31 PM
USDA Prime is going to cost you a lot. Those kind of women aren't as easy to buy; especially, if they have their own careers. USDA Choice and USDA Select are available at the grocery store, are cheaper, and easier to buy. You can roll every night with a different group of 2's probably cheaper than what one good 10 will cost you. Of course it all depends on the prenuptial agreement.

Blaze
03-04-2011, 10:27 PM
Yes. But they are not married to him and they know the deal. That alone more than makes up for anything they may lack in looks. Plus they seem to rotate out every 2 weeks or so. So take your pic. One hot wife that is entitled to half your money & can order you around & tell you not to fuck other women. or a rotating buffet of whores who don't give a fuck where you put your dick and are not entitled to any of your money.

Easy choice. WINNING!
Ummmm... But this is not Paul looking for love....
Charlie likes paying for his domestic affairs.

That is part of who he is.

If he is truly a WINNER then being bound to his household would be a A+ affair.
Holies, if he was truly worth the endeavor, the menfolk would release their wives to him.
He is NOT an asset to the household.

Ozzy Fudd
03-04-2011, 11:02 PM
No, but he's a shoe-in for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" :biggrin:

I'm sure Dr. Drew has already called him.

All i can say was, i lmao through the whole 20/20 interview! :biggrin: :hitch:

Nitro Express
03-04-2011, 11:25 PM
I can spot bipolar disorder from a mile away. I've seen plenty of it and even deaths from it. Charlie suffers from it. I don't think anyone ever got him sober and then brought him down to a base level in order to really help him solve the problem. In most cases the problem stems from childhood and is never taken care of and then it goes all to hell usually when the person is in their 30's and 40's. It's more than drugs, drinking, partying, and girls. He's running there to feel good trying to escape something that hasn't been dealt with. Years of it has taken it's toll on him and he's worn out. It takes a lot of energy to keep all the baggage going. I wish the best for him.

You are either going to see a dead Charlie Sheen or one that will come back very strong. We will see. It's up to him.

ELVIS
03-04-2011, 11:35 PM
Yep, one of two ways to go at this point...

POJO_Risin
03-05-2011, 02:43 AM
I wanna fuck Bree Olson, but after she's had a shower and douched out her pussy. No sloppy seconds for me please

Sloppy seconds?

Wouldn't it be sloppy thousands?

POJO_Risin
03-05-2011, 02:47 AM
You are either going to see a dead Charlie Sheen or one that will come back very strong. We will see. It's up to him.

And holy hell...if that show makes it...and there's a ninth season...

It will reach MASH proportions in viewership...well...maybe not the finale...but you get my point...

It would be the most watched view TV show by ten million viewers each week...

and TigerBlood will be making twice as much as he's making now...

Nitro Express
03-05-2011, 02:54 AM
And holy hell...if that show makes it...and there's a ninth season...

It will reach MASH proportions in viewership...well...maybe not the finale...but you get my point...

It would be the most watched view TV show by ten million viewers each week...

and TigerBlood will be making twice as much as he's making now...

No such thing as bad publicity in Hollywood. Everyone knows what his problem is. We still think he's cool and in this day and age of negativity and apathy, we like his WINNING concept. We hope he pulls through and really wins.

Nitro Express
03-05-2011, 02:59 AM
The human body can only take so much booze, cocaine, whores, and sleepless nights before it hits overload. Charlie just needs to understand he has passed his Keith Richards eagle project, mission accomplished, and finish that chapter and start the next one.

POJO_Risin
03-05-2011, 03:05 AM
Thing is...CBS could run 2 1/2 men repeats next year in primetime...and it would still be top five for at least half the season...if not longer...

...and they would only have to pay out royalties...which would be much less than $2 million an episode...and likely more than that...if bi-winning comes back...

Hardrock69
03-05-2011, 03:10 AM
As long as he can ride out all this idiot media frenzy. On CNN yesterday they were saying he has bipolar disorder and were interviewing psychiatrists, etc.
From what? These idiot talking heads are not shrinks! What the fuck do they know?

So I hope he gets through everything alright.

Nitro Express
03-05-2011, 03:38 AM
As long as he can ride out all this idiot media frenzy. On CNN yesterday they were saying he has bipolar disorder and were interviewing psychiatrists, etc.
From what? These idiot talking heads are not shrinks! What the fuck do they know?

So I hope he gets through everything alright.

If you have ever dealt with a person with bipolar disorder, they act like Charlie. He probably has a form of that. His mind is moving in hyperdrive. A brain scan on Charlie would be interesting to see. I would bet his brain is a lot more active than the average person's brain. He seems to need constant stimulation to keep from getting bored and he's delusional. I bet he goes from being nice to wanting to hide from him in a snap and he probably doesn't even know he's throwing a tirade once his mind snaps that way.

My bipolar cousin snapped and grabbed a marble rolling pin and destroyed a kitchen. Once he snapped everyone ran off in terror as we heard glass breaking and furniture smashing. This is the same cousin that chased us with a large kitchen knife when we were teasing him as a kid and we had to climb a tree to get away from him. Then he started hacking the tree with the knife and threw the knife at us. Now he's on prozac working as a graphic designer. He had to be committed to the state mental hospital and whatever they did with him, he seems to be living a normal life now. He still scares the shit out of me.

Hardrock69
03-05-2011, 03:52 AM
Believe me, I am all too familiar with bipolar disorder. People very close to me have spent decades on drugs, going in and out of psych-wards, etc.

And yes, he seems to be fairly manic right now.

But then, what if he is coked up day in and day out? That could be it as well.

ThrillsNSpills
03-05-2011, 12:48 PM
the porn star moved out.

now what?

maybe he'll move snooky in.